View Full Version : What is your utility for a Spurs championship?
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 01:57 PM
E.g., how many of your own dollars would a Spurs title be worth? Say either Jesus or Joey Crawford comes to you and tells you he'll win the Spurs the title for X amount of dollars, or they lose if you don't pay, so there is no middle ground. You don't have time to pool money with friends/family/rich-uncle but you can go to the bank if you want. Deal's off if Jesus/Joey sees you rob a liquor store or something to pay. What is the highest X you'll pay? E.g., you'll pay X dollars but not 1.1X dollars. So maybe you'd pay $500 but not $550.
Robz4000
06-05-2014, 02:03 PM
Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
hater
06-05-2014, 02:05 PM
Not a dime. Spurs have 4 ships and it cost me nothing.
not to mention it would be a tainted title sinde youd know for sure it was rigged. Most of the benefit I get is from watching the team win. No bemefit if you rigged it.
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:06 PM
Shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
So your utility is $500?
http://i.imgur.com/I203Gmr.jpg
Actually, the X vs X+1 thing is stupid, as no one is going to care about the extra dollar. So let's make it you'll pay X dollars, but not 1.1X dollars; e.g., you'll pay $500, but not $550.
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:06 PM
Are you drinking early again? :lol
Splits
06-05-2014, 02:07 PM
How much is thunderup's sister worth?
spurraider21
06-05-2014, 02:07 PM
wouldn't have the satisfaction if I bought a championship
Prime Time
06-05-2014, 02:07 PM
This is Joey Crawford's ST account, isn't it?
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:09 PM
Are you drinking early again? :lol
Nah, hope I don't need to after Game 1 tbh. I thought your ass was on siesta right now anyways.
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:12 PM
Not a dime. Spurs have 4 ships and it cost me nothing.
not to mention it would be a tainted title sinde youd know for sure it was rigged. Most of the benefit I get is from watching the team win. No bemefit if you rigged it.
Let's say Will Smith flashy-things your ass right after you choose to bet or not, so you don't know it's a tainted title when you're watching the series. Joey/Jesus also says you get a repeat of 6 if you don't pay.
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:12 PM
Nah, hope I don't need to after Game 1 tbh. I thought your ass was on siesta right now anyways.
Should be, tbh... been getting little sleep the last couple days, between the Finals and the World Cup coming up...
I have to do the numbers on how a commission out of a 5 year/$35m extension for Gino after a possible championship would be worth after removing expenses, etc.
hater
06-05-2014, 02:15 PM
Let's say Will Smith flashy-things your ass right after you choose to bet or not, so you don't know it's a tainted title when you're watching the series. Joey/Jesus also says you get a repeat of 6 if you don't pay.
Ah ok then right now right now? $1000 and a couple of 8 balls
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:15 PM
Should be, tbh... been getting little sleep the last couple days, between the Finals and the World Cup coming up...
How's Mexico looking these days? Were you El Llorona when we beat your ass in the 02 World Cup?
hater
06-05-2014, 02:16 PM
How's Mexico looking these days? Were you El Llorona when we beat your ass in the 02 World Cup?
:lol
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:17 PM
How's Mexico looking these days? Were you El Llorona when we beat your ass in the 02 World Cup?
:lol who's "we"? That was an awful WC for Argieland tho...
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:20 PM
:lol who's "we"? That was an awful WC for Argieland tho...
:cry The great US of A who put a boot in your ass cause it's the American way :cry
Poolboy5623
06-05-2014, 02:21 PM
Heart says 5k...head says 2k.
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:23 PM
:cry The great US of A who put a boot in your ass cause it's the American way :cry
:lol Argentina didn't play Team USA in 2002... you should talk to robdiaz, tbh...
hater
06-05-2014, 02:29 PM
:lol Argentina didn't play Team USA in 2002... you should talk to robdiaz, tbh...
You know damn well when manu shakes your hand once a year he believes you are from Michioacan or Sinaloa Mexico right ? :lmao
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:31 PM
You know damn well when manu shakes your hand once a year he believes you are from Michioacan or Sinaloa Mexico right ? :lmao
He definitely knows I'm not from Bolivia :lmao
Ron Swanson
06-05-2014, 02:32 PM
Can we all pitch in?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhhSd9q_wZk&feature=kp
Jimcs50
06-05-2014, 02:33 PM
I'd buy that for a dollar
Jimcs50
06-05-2014, 02:34 PM
well, I paid $660 to go to one game, and there was no guarantee that they would win the game, so it follows, I'd prolly pay around $2500 for 4 wins
ElNono
06-05-2014, 02:35 PM
well, I paid $660 to go to one game, and there was no guarantee that they would win the game, so it follows, I'd prolly pay around $2500 for 4 wins
have fun! :toast
jARS mEsH sEt
06-05-2014, 02:49 PM
Personally I'd be comfortable with $250k if it guaranteed us a ring. I'm pretty emotionally invested in the spurs winning, although I wouldn't bet everything I have obviously.
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 02:50 PM
Personally I'd be comfortable with $250k if it guaranteed us a ring. I'm pretty emotionally invested in the spurs winning, although I wouldn't bet everything I have obviously.
For that much you could probably go get someone to go cut LeBron's ACL right now :lol
jARS mEsH sEt
06-05-2014, 02:50 PM
And that's assuming my memory gets erased will smith style. Just literally buying a ring cheapens it greatly as hater said.
jARS mEsH sEt
06-05-2014, 02:53 PM
For that much you could probably go get someone to go cut LeBron's ACL right now :lol
Well I wouldn't pay any money to hurt another player. I was thinking paying for biased reffing (getting the benefit 60/40 on charge/block calls and/or ticky tack fouls, etc). It'd actually be indistinguishable from most OKC games.
Beaverfuzz
06-05-2014, 03:06 PM
porn
benstanfield
06-05-2014, 03:22 PM
I'd offer 100% of my available money but that would be like two hundred bucks.
#1spursfanNvegas
06-05-2014, 03:34 PM
This is Joey Crawford's ST account, isn't it?
:lol
vander
06-05-2014, 03:38 PM
So your utility is $500?
http://i.imgur.com/I203Gmr.jpg
I see $600 there, and that's about what I'd give up
well maybe $1000
maybe $3000
ElNono
06-05-2014, 03:39 PM
I see $600 there, and that's about what I'd give up
well maybe $1000
maybe $3000
Are you all in this time, vander?
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 04:05 PM
Honestly, I'd say 1G.
Kidd K
06-05-2014, 04:34 PM
$666
InRareForm
06-05-2014, 04:53 PM
Bet Miami when they are dogs and hope you scoop both (spurs win, heat cover)
for example, tonight Heat +5 is a good shot for two good results
Malik Hairston
06-05-2014, 05:50 PM
Terrible value in betting the outcome by the series, tbh..
If you're trying to place emotional insurance money in case the Spurs lose, you're better off betting on Miami in individual road games(like +5 tonight), rather than the +110 for the series(poor value, from an insurance standpoint)..
I bet on OKC last series when they were down 2-1, as I said at the time, the price was at +280, which was phenomenal value..I lost a lot of money, but it was worth it for the emotional fandom insurance..
testies
06-05-2014, 06:05 PM
Thats not utility, retard, its reserve price
learn econ further than econ 101 for dummies
phxspurfan
06-05-2014, 06:22 PM
10 grand. Straight caysh homie
InRareForm
06-05-2014, 06:48 PM
we all want the moneys
baseline bum
06-05-2014, 06:48 PM
Thats not utility, retard, its reserve price
learn econ further than econ 101 for dummies
What're you doing here, test? I thought I told you to go fuck your mother.
vander
06-05-2014, 10:41 PM
jARS mEsH sEt what did you do to lebron?
Ignignokt
06-05-2014, 10:58 PM
more like the Spurs didn't pay their utilities i saiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddd
zing
waka waka
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