View Full Version : Why does WADE
tholdren
06-07-2014, 03:33 PM
Do the following
1. Spell his name without any phonics
And
2. Always look like his face has been stung by a swarm of bees, or he has a large jawbreaker in each cheek. His face is just so fat.
To recap: he's stupid, and fat... why
He's got that HGH jaw. When him and Lebron finally get caught people are going to look back and wonder how in the hell nobody noticed how unnatural these guys look. Massive jawlines, protruding brow ridge, acne, bodies like action figures :lol. It's so obvious it makes me laugh.
Mikeanaro
06-07-2014, 03:45 PM
I also noticed his face reaching Moonlike proportions during game 1 whats his fucking problem? why these bitches are so steroid dependent?
xmas1997
06-07-2014, 03:59 PM
Steroids, along with James. I'm surprised he doesn't cramp up too tbh.
It is no wonder the NBA can't get steroid testing allowed, the players union is against it.
smaka
06-07-2014, 04:12 PM
Too obvious tbh
before
http://www.nba.com/media/allstar2006/wade_300_051203.jpg
and now
http://profit.bg/uploads/userfiles/images/dwayne(1).jpg
pikkiwoki
06-07-2014, 05:45 PM
1. His mom can't spell.
2. HGH
Beaverfuzz
06-07-2014, 05:54 PM
Before
http://www.homeruncards.com/imagesrc/1986-topps-bonds.jpg
After
http://racetalkblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Barry-bonds.jpg
PÒÓCH
06-07-2014, 06:14 PM
Separated at birth?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2013/11/26/1385478081497/Kanye-West-011.jpghttp://content9.flixster.com/rtactor/42/26/42267_pro.jpg
Mikeanaro
06-07-2014, 09:10 PM
Old pussy lips.
BackHome
06-07-2014, 11:05 PM
He reminds me of my Puffer fish.
exstatic
06-07-2014, 11:20 PM
NBA is in their McGuire/Sosa period, total denial of PED use, wanting a better product at ANY cost.
Malik Hairston
06-07-2014, 11:59 PM
Wade has the same trainer as Michael Jordan, not a coincidence, tbh..
The majority of pro athletes are on PEDs, you would have to be an idiot to believe otherwise, tbh..
Sean Cagney
06-08-2014, 12:05 AM
Wade has the same trainer as Michael Jordan, not a coincidence, tbh..
The majority of pro athletes are on PEDs, you would have to be an idiot to believe otherwise, tbh..
This is true.
Malik Hairston
06-08-2014, 12:09 AM
As I've said on this forum a few times, I did a few cycles when I was competing for D1 ball a few years ago..the majority of aspiring pro athletes take PEDs, tbh..it doesn't have to be HGH to be considered a PED:lol..
Kidd K
06-08-2014, 12:39 AM
OP you forgot to ask why Wade always has a shit-eating grin on his face and laughs like a douchebag at any questions that have to do with losses.
Answer: He's an HGH -swilling bitch. His pool at home is probably filled with HGH and bullshark testosterone.
So if you guys drum up some irrational hatred for the opponent, you'll feel better about winning or feel better about losing... which is it?
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