Mark Jackson

[TheGreatYacht]

This fucking clown is worse than Reggie Miller. Always calling out Spurs flops, but when Wade does it, it's "apart of the game and Manu should've been more careful"

This bitch actually asked on National TV... "Tim Duncan didin't talk to his teammates, Kobe doesn't talk to his teammates. What makes Duncan a better teammate than Kobe? You have to be fair"

I hope this fat fucker doesn't get hired next season. Since he works with DisnESPN, they always talk about how good of a coach he is and how he transformed the Warriors... HE DOESN'T DRAW PLAYS!!!! THE ASSISTANT COACHES DO!!!

#BringBackMiller tbh

[Kool Bob Love]

Still salty about the 2nd round exit last year.

[TheGreatYacht]

Still salty about the 2nd round exit last year.
You ain't lying. Fuck these role player point guards turning coaches

[100%duncan]

Hope he gets hired tbh. So that we don't hear the fucker with his cliches every damn dunk. "What a grown man move!" "Oh mama there goes that man!" Is there a commentator who is more cheesy as him

[RD2191]

Hope he gets hired tbh. So that we don't hear the fucker with his cliches every damn dunk. "What a grown man move!" "Oh mama there goes that man!" Is there a commentator who is more cheesy as him
:lol

[tmtcsc]

Hope he gets hired tbh. So that we don't hear the fucker with his cliches every damn dunk. "What a grown man move!" "Oh mama there goes that man!" Is there a commentator who is more cheesy as him

Excellent points. A commentator more cheesy than Jackson? Do radio play-by-play guys count? Cuz, Bill Schoening is AWFUL!

[UZER]

I remember the media hated, absolutely despised Rodman when he was a Spurs for all his antics. At one point Bob Costas was asking if he should even be in the league. Then he goes to Chicago, and the media love fest was a total 180 :lol

[TheGreatYacht]

I remember the media hated, absolutely despised Rodman when he was a Spurs for all his antics. At one point Bob Costas was asking if he should even be in the league. Then he goes to Chicago, and the media love fest was a total 180 :lol
Imagine if Parker goes to the Knicks... "3x Champ, who would win in a pick up game? Magic and West against Parker? Parker is the fastest player in history. Mama there goes that man!!"

[RD2191]

Imagine if Parker goes to the Knicks... "3x Champ, who would win in a pick up game? Magic and West against Parker? Parker is the fastest player in history. Mama there goes that man!!"
:lmao

[tholdren]

You ain't lying. Fuck these role player point guards turning coaches
race has more to do with his ignorance than anything tbh

[TheGreatYacht]

race has more to do with his ignorance than anything tbh
Racist

[21209]

The mute button is bliss whenever Mark Jackson is involved in a telecast.

[Jenks]

So bizarre to me that some people here don't hear JVG do the exact same thing.

[TheGreatYacht]

So bizarre to me that some people here don't hear JVG do the exact same thing.
JVG used to be so good last year and the year before that. Calling out ghost calls, flops...

I think DisnESPN told him if calmed down with his controversial analysis, they'll hire his brother Stan. I can't come up with another reason why he's so shitty now tbh

[DarrinS]

Excellent points. A commentator more cheesy than Jackson? Do radio play-by-play guys count? Cuz, Bill Schoening is AWFUL!


You really think so?

[myhc]

Excellent points. A commentator more cheesy than Jackson? Do radio play-by-play guys count? Cuz, Bill Schoening is AWFUL!

And that's a Manu tres!
Oy! Patty with a 3! Gday Patty!!!
Tony Parker trois tres bon!
Marco with the 3......Bellisimo!!!

Say what you want about Mark Jackson and it doesn't get cornier than "What a grown man move." But Bill Schoening is the king if you've ever listened to him. Totally embarrasing. I'm still waiting for the Corey Joseph 3 where he says "Corey aboot to go nuts from 3 eh?"

[TheGreatYacht]

And that's a Manu tres!
Oy! Patty with a 3! Gday Patty!!!
Tony Parker trois tres bon!
Marco with the 3......Bellisimo!!!

Say what you want about Mark Jackson and it doesn't get cornier than "What a grown man move." But Bill Schoening is the king if you've ever listened to him. Totally embarrasing. I'm still waiting for the Corey Joseph 3 where he says "Corey aboot to go nuts from 3 eh?"
:lmao & Monaco

[tmtcsc]

And that's a Manu tres!
Oy! Patty with a 3! Gday Patty!!!
Tony Parker trois tres bon!
Marco with the 3......Bellisimo!!!

Say what you want about Mark Jackson and it doesn't get cornier than "What a grown man move." But Bill Schoening is the king if you've ever listened to him. Totally embarrasing. I'm still waiting for the Corey Joseph 3 where he says "Corey aboot to go nuts from 3 eh?"

You forgot "Leonard for 3! Kawhi Not!?"

[myhc]

You forgot "Leonard for 3! Kawhi Not!?"

Oh yea forgot about that one too.

[UZER]

Jay Howard was by far a better play by play guy for SA. You could literally see the game in your head, even off the ball happenings on the court. Too bad his ego got way too big and he became a pompous ass.

Scheoning is a 5 on a scale of 1-10. His catch phrases are embarrassing.

[houston spurs fan]

Racist
Pot calling the kettle...

[jermaine]

"He went in flower, an came out cake! Must be something about the Heat" LMMFAO

[myhc]

"He went in flower, an came out cake! Must be something about the Heat" LMMFAO

Explain

[jermaine]

Explain

Mark Jackson said it last night about Labron.

[crc21209]

He sucks. He's so horrible it's not even funny. It wouldve been better just leaving Breen and Van Gundy. Bringing back this clown makes the viewing experience worse..

[tholdren]

He sucks. He's so horrible it's not even funny. It wouldve been better just leaving Breen and Van Gundy. Bringing back this clown makes the viewing experience worse..
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION bro

[Beaverfuzz]

Hand down
Man down


There's a reason why you and JVG are EX-COACHES Jackson.

[heyheymymy]

at one point it was going to commercial and showing a replay of lebron hitting in boris' face and boris had a hand up contesting just fine more or less when it comes to defending james and what you CAN do about it.

and jackson goes "hand down man down" all proud. and im like, okay, you don't just get to drop your catch phrases whenever you want so everyone knows you have them. okay, boris' hand was up and in lebrons face, no hand down man down applies at all.

so uhhhh, it wasn't hand down man down but you can parrot your little lines all you want.

[baseline bum]

And that's a Manu tres!
Oy! Patty with a 3! Gday Patty!!!
Tony Parker trois tres bon!
Marco with the 3......Bellisimo!!!

Say what you want about Mark Jackson and it doesn't get cornier than "What a grown man move." But Bill Schoening is the king if you've ever listened to him. Totally embarrasing. I'm still waiting for the Corey Joseph 3 where he says "Corey aboot to go nuts from 3 eh?"

Schoening is truly horrible, and yes, actually worse than Jackson. WOAI fucked up so bad firing Jay Howard.

[weeks]

i'm sorry mark jackson, oooo
i am for reaaaaaal

[baseline bum]

The only announcer the Spurs have ever had worse than Schoening was back in the early 90s when they were on KSAT and Greg Simmons did the games for a couple of weeks until they went out and hired a play-by-play guy.

[TD 21]

Jackson is a longtime Bryant fan boy, to the point where he even claimed years ago that he was either equal or greater (can't remember) than Jordan.

He also, like the vast majority of "black" former players from the 80s and 90s, clearly isn't a fan of the Spurs because they're not "black enough".

[tholdren]

Jackson is a longtime Bryant fan boy, to the point where he even claimed years ago that he was either equal or greater (can't remember) than Jordan.

He also, like the vast majority of "black" former players from the 80s and 90s, clearly isn't a fan of the Spurs because they're not "black enough".

that's funny. the old jalen rose duke=uncle tom forte.

[TD 21]

that's funny. the old jalen rose duke=uncle tom forte.

Pretty much. It's funny, it doesn't apply to the vast majority of the "black" former players from the 70s and 60s. Many of them clearly revere the Spurs, because they view them as playing the game the way it's supposed to be played and supposedly was in their era.

The 80s and 90s guys, for the most part, their idea of a championship team is that of the Bulls and Lakers (moreso the Bryant led ones than the O'Neal led ones).

This doesn't just apply to the Spurs, either. In '11, it was clear Jackson, among others, didn't want the Mavs to win. Even though they were a much "blacker" team than the Spurs, they didn't fit into their box, since they were led by a white player, were team oriented and were largely inferior athletically.

[Death In June]

The Spurs have been treated to shitty trios of announcers during this playoff run. C-Web, Reggie and Kerr, but this group is the fucking worst.

[mavsfan1000]

What do you expect? It's BSPN.

[Beaverfuzz]

BSPN 8, The Ocho?

[TheGreatYacht]

The Spurs have been treated to shitty trios of announcers during this playoff run. C-Web, Reggie and Kerr, but this group is the fucking worst.
Worst part about this is people actually like Mark Jackson's cheesy ass

[~Sweetmelody~]

But there is a difference someone commenting on regular season games to the teams fans while commentating to a game that is transmitting all around the world in a finals. At times I would just tune them out while I was cheering for the spurs and I think my jaw dropped when he commented on Tim and then Kobe ONLY because I thought why are we talking about Kobe he is not playing. WTH?!

[Trainwreck2100]

That play when Kawhi got fouled than called for the charge was hilariously bullshit. The announcers had no idea what to say, Jackson bring some it up in a soft voice and nobody talks about it again

[HI-FI]

I muted the OKC series on TNT because they had to put fucking Reggie Miller on. Marv Albert and Kerr are the best, but they just had to put Miller on there.

I normally like JVG and Breen but Jackson has ruined that as well, so back to muting. Jackson comparing Duncan's aloofness to Kobe might have been worse than Jackson's wife murdering the national anthem.

[DJR210]

Saying he's worse than Reggie is about as low as you could have gone TGY.. Does Mark Jackson have a beautiful tribal sun around his belly button? Anyways, I agree that he is pretty bad, but I think it's due to his stupid ass style he tries to throw in when they show replays leading in and out of commercials, etc. He thinks he is witty/clever, and he fucking sucks huge dick.

[ElNono]

Mark Jackson is horrible... kinda sucks Kerr is departing, tbh... Golden State did the right thing in switching commentator/coaches, imo...

[wildchild]

That play when Kawhi got fouled than called for the charge was hilariously bullshit. The announcers had no idea what to say, Jackson bring some it up in a soft voice and nobody talks about it again
Then in other play Jackson said, it's Spurs player fault for putting himself in a position to where a foul might be called against him...smh
Skip's a troll but at least he said that was an outrageous missed foul call Lewis on Kawhi
http://i.imgur.com/ua75Czi.jpg

[Leetonidas]

I actually like Schoening. He is corny as fuck but he knows he is and fits that character imo Mark Jackson on the other hand thinks he's providing some great insight and thoughtful commentary with his garbage analysis. At least Reggie Miller was a relevant player in history

[TheGreatYacht]

Saying he's worse than Reggie is about as low as you could have gone TGY.. Does Mark Jackson have a beautiful tribal sun around his belly button? Anyways, I agree that he is pretty bad, but I think it's due to his stupid ass style he tries to throw in when they show replays leading in and out of commercials, etc. He thinks he is witty/clever, and he fucking sucks huge dick.
Beautiful tribal sun :vomit:

[pookenstein]

"He went in flower, an came out cake! Must be something about the Heat" LMMFAO

Pretty sure he meant "flour" tbh...

[heyheymymy]

whats up with all the butthurt jealous anchors?

[tholdren]

JVG and Marv. I like Kerr too. They have to have one "color" commentator. Im sure JAckson makes perfect sense to the majority of the nba fanbase, but to anyone outside of the AAU circuit probably cant stand his trash.

[mavsfan1000]

Mark Jackson was also quite an annoying player back in his day.

[baseline bum]

My favorite Mark Jackson moment is still at the end of the third quarter of Game 4 of the 07 Finals. Eric Snow is giving this angry motivational speech "Win Or GO HOME! WIN or GO HOME! WHICH ONE IS IT GONNA BE? followed by this retarded trying to be hard look, like he's calling LeBron out for not wanting it even though James looks spent from carrying the team all game. James has this look on his face like "OK, you go shut Ginobili down motherfucker" as he's trying to get a rest before going out and carrying their sorry asses again in the fourth. Of course Jackson is going nuts. "Give me THAT man as coach any day!"

[baseline bum]

Mark Jackson was also quite an annoying player back in his day.

LOL, no I'm not passing the ball to Miller, Mullin, or Smits. I'm a go back this guy down in the post for 15 seconds and then miss the turnaround.

[superbigtime]

I muted the OKC series on TNT because they had to put fucking Reggie Miller on. Marv Albert and Kerr are the best, but they just had to put Miller on there.

I normally like JVG and Breen but Jackson has ruined that as well, so back to muting. Jackson comparing Duncan's aloofness to Kobe might have been worse than Jackson's wife murdering the national anthem.

Yeah! WTF was that about? Jackson's comments are just beyond stupid. Just a complete and utter MORON. I would even rather listen to Reggie Miller than Jackson.