The Tick

[Avante]

While petting my dog Joey I felt a bump, my first thought was a scab. Yep...a tick. This thing was huge, obviously it had been sucking for a long time. So I yank it off and there it is this blood bloated little creature with a tiny head and legs but a monstrous body full of doggie blood. Biggest tick I've ever seen (not that I've seen a lot of ticks).

Now do I flush this monster,take a pin and fuck with it, or just step on it? What a life that must be, just hanging around sucking blood. So God made this thing, what was He thinking? We have ticks.....because? How did Noah know a male from a female tick when he was rounding things up for his ark? What kept these ticks off the other creatures?

I ended up beheading the prick:lol tick, talk about a gross sight, a blood bloated body with no head.

[DisAsTerBot]

underrated show imho

[DD]

SPOON!

[cantthinkofanything]

Joey...
Baby...
Don't get crazy
Detours, fences...
I get defensive....

[Avante]

Didn't realize this was all that complex.

[Avante]

Fuck a tick....

Soccer

We will never be able to hang with the worlds elite because of football. If our speedy black athletes took up soccer instead of football nobody could touch us.

[leemajors]

underrated show imho

Ben Edlund is the shit tbh

[cantthinkofanything]

Ben Edlund is the shit tbh

I was looking up Edlund but typed in Eland and came across this:

she's a model

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/avatars/1/7/8/3/1/9/5/5218c4e22a3a6_m.jpg

[Avante]

It appears this is the tick season? These things are sesonal?

[Tito's Tattews]

http://www.philcolvintattoo.com/wp-content/gallery/tattoos/tick.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

vL4Zrap5lXo

[ChumpDumper]

I had no idea Micky Dolenz voiced Arthur in season one.

[cantthinkofanything]

I had no idea Micky Dolenz voiced Arthur in season one.

Did you know that John Lithgow was originally courted to play the Monkey that Dolenz eventually did?

[Clipper Nation]

Remember the live-action version FOX tried to do that bombed? :lol

It was actually pretty decent, but per the usual with all their good shows, FOX didn't promote it at all and put it in a horrible timeslot....

[Spur|n|Austin]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2D8b2_UrBAU/ThIJj_5yrwI/AAAAAAAABkw/B7mKJ1TnGOk/s1600/The_Tick_Wallpaper_by_emucoupons.jpg

[cantthinkofanything]

That reminds me...I had a friend who had a Tick toy that he got from Taco Bell. It had a weight in it's chin and would balance on just about anything. He didn't have anything but the figure. He ended up giving it to me and I found it a week or so ago when I was cleaning up some shit.

http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/original_433038_ceh6q39mackn7sg6yaonyj9in.jpg

[leemajors]

That reminds me...I had a friend who had a Tick toy that he got from Taco Bell. It had a weight in it's chin and would balance on just about anything. He didn't have anything but the figure. He ended up giving it to me and I found it a week or so ago when I was cleaning up some shit.

http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/original_433038_ceh6q39mackn7sg6yaonyj9in.jpg

That's pretty sweet

[leemajors]

Remember the live-action version FOX tried to do that bombed? :lol

It was actually pretty decent, but per the usual with all their good shows, FOX didn't promote it at all and put it in a horrible timeslot....

Yup, Warburton as Tick :tu

[xmas1997]

I give my dogs trifexis, but I don't know if it works on ticks, just fleas and mosquitos for sure.
But I also spray my yard twice every three months.