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King Emmanuel
06-15-2014, 06:24 PM
goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllll

Bynumite
06-15-2014, 06:31 PM
Against Bosnia :lol

That group is a steaming pile of shit tbh. Probably the weakest of all the WC groups.

King Emmanuel
06-15-2014, 06:34 PM
LEO MESSI MY GOD
http://s1.reutersmedia.net/resources/r/?m=02&d=20120308&t=2&i=579993187&w=580&fh=&fw=&ll=&pl=&r=CDEE8270UGY00

Thebesteva
06-15-2014, 06:57 PM
Messi is God

spurraider21
06-15-2014, 07:03 PM
:lol Bosnia and Herzegovina

Splits
06-15-2014, 07:04 PM
More goals in 1 game than the entire 2010 WC

Bynumite
06-15-2014, 07:07 PM
That's the perfect group for the midget to go ham on HGH and stat pad like crazy.

King Emmanuel
06-16-2014, 01:44 PM
lol bitch ronaldo cant score

King Emmanuel
06-21-2014, 07:04 PM
LEO MESSI!!!!

jeebus
06-21-2014, 07:26 PM
what's a messi?

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 07:29 PM
what's a messi?
OP made a messi in his shorts

ElNono
06-21-2014, 07:48 PM
midget beating the teams he's supposed to beat...

DMX7
06-21-2014, 07:55 PM
Messi is God

:rollin bullshit

Thebesteva
06-21-2014, 08:07 PM
:rollin bullshit

He's, they are the top team in the group of death thanks to him

Clipper Nation
06-21-2014, 08:11 PM
what's a messi?

Apparently he's some faggot soccer player....


lol soccer

jeebus
06-21-2014, 08:27 PM
Apparently he's some faggot soccer player....


lol soccer
:cry "why won't america love us?" :cry

Killakobe81
06-21-2014, 08:36 PM
Leo the great!!!

Clipper Nation
06-21-2014, 08:38 PM
:cry "why won't america love us?" :cry

:cry "It's the world's most popular sport!" :cry

Translation: a bunch of sissy liberal countries and third-world shitholes love that glorified lawn game :lol

spurraider21
06-21-2014, 08:39 PM
:lmao thinking Mexico will win even with messi

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 08:42 PM
:cry "It's the world's most popular sport!" :cry

Translation: a bunch of sissy liberal countries and third-world shitholes love that glorified lawn game :lol
America is the gayest politically correct cesspool on this globe. Try wearing black face to a sporting event

The massive ballsack on Europeans
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/ghana_zpse38773ed.jpg

IrisHockey
06-21-2014, 08:44 PM
America is the gayest politically correct cesspool on this globe. Try wearing black face to a sporting event

The massive ballsack on Europeans
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/ghana_zpse38773ed.jpg

Jesus Christ, wow..

Clipper Nation
06-21-2014, 08:45 PM
^ Speaking of gay:

http://i.imgur.com/X4tygfk.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gdtyok4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/wLzg3ng.jpg

jeebus
06-21-2014, 08:50 PM
The massive ballsack on Europeans

:lol the massive ballsack on europeans to roll around in their own filth and lose half their population to the black plague
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to have such a shitty strategy in WW1
:lol the massive ballsack it took to take a backseat to it's colonies
:lol the massive ballsack from getting skullfucked by some Russians and a loudmouthed German
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to put on black makeup in a shitty 3rd world country while watching fairies trot around a grass field and kick a little ball

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 08:50 PM
CN, your President sent an actual homosexual to represent America at the Olympics. Your mass media spent months blasting Putin because he doesn't bend over for homosexuals like Obama does.

Face it, USA is the gayest nation on Planet Earth.

Clipper Nation
06-21-2014, 08:53 PM
CN, your President sent an actual homosexual to represent America at the Olympics. Your mass media spent months blasting Putin because he doesn't bend over for homosexuals like Obama does.

Face it, USA is the gayest nation on Planet Earth.
:lol Deflecting.... Obummer's approval rating is plummeting, so judging all of America based on him is pretty weak, tbh.....

Face it, soccer is the gayest "sport" (and I use that term loosely) on Planet Earth.

spurraider21
06-21-2014, 09:22 PM
Nobody on this forum outside of boutons actually likes Oblamo tbh

DMC
06-21-2014, 09:27 PM
CN, your President sent an actual homosexual to represent America at the Olympics. Your mass media spent months blasting Putin because he doesn't bend over for homosexuals like Obama does.

Face it, USA is the gayest nation on Planet Earth.

Pissed off about all the bomb fragments and food pallets left in your barrio holmes?

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 09:56 PM
:lol the massive ballsack on europeans to roll around in their own filth and lose half their population to the black plague
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to have such a shitty strategy in WW1
:lol the massive ballsack it took to take a backseat to it's colonies
:lol the massive ballsack from getting skullfucked by some Russians and a loudmouthed German
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to put on black makeup in a shitty 3rd world country while watching fairies trot around a grass field and kick a little ball
- Black plaque was a cleansing
- I wasn't aware Europe is a country
- Backseat? You vacation where we live
- And USA has gotten skullfucked by Asians & hairy Middle Easterners
- Try putting on black makeup or not sucking the gay agenda and keeping your over worked & under paid job

Dick Jones
06-21-2014, 09:59 PM
:lol the massive ballsack on europeans to roll around in their own filth and lose half their population to the black plague
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to have such a shitty strategy in WW1
:lol the massive ballsack it took to take a backseat to it's colonies
:lol the massive ballsack from getting skullfucked by some Russians and a loudmouthed German
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to put on black makeup in a shitty 3rd world country while watching fairies trot around a grass field and kick a little ball

http://cdn.fansided.com/gif/Kawhi_Leonard-1.gif

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 10:03 PM
http://cdn.fansided.com/gif/Kawhi_Leonard-1.gif
Oh look, idiolzing slaves

Dick Jones
06-21-2014, 10:05 PM
http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Pryz1.gif

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 10:12 PM
^ Link doesn't work kiddo

Dick Jones
06-21-2014, 10:32 PM
^ Link doesn't work kiddo
Works just fine here. Sure your 3rd world internet connection is working properly?

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 10:35 PM
Works just fine here. Sure your 3rd world internet connection is working properly?
Is there something below 3rd World? In that case Detroit would be it

Dick Jones
06-21-2014, 10:38 PM
Is there something below 3rd World? In that case Detroit would be it

oh man that would totally be a sick burn if i was really this guy.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000943/

but i'm not. Murphy shot him out the window of a skyscraper tbh.

Infinite_limit
06-21-2014, 10:56 PM
oh man that would totally be a sick burn if i was really this guy.

http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000943/

but i'm not. Murphy shot him out the window of a skyscraper tbh.
Now your link works!

The real life actor of Murphy came out of the closet.

benefactor
06-21-2014, 11:42 PM
:lol the massive ballsack on europeans to roll around in their own filth and lose half their population to the black plague
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to have such a shitty strategy in WW1
:lol the massive ballsack it took to take a backseat to it's colonies
:lol the massive ballsack from getting skullfucked by some Russians and a loudmouthed German
:lol the massive ballsack it takes to put on black makeup in a shitty 3rd world country while watching fairies trot around a grass field and kick a little ball
rofl

King Emmanuel
06-22-2014, 06:22 PM
lol ronaldo!!!

Kool Bob Love
06-22-2014, 06:36 PM
lol ronaldo!!!

Dawg.....:rollin

Infinite_limit
06-22-2014, 09:12 PM
Argentina without Messi = Moving onto Knockout Stage
Portugal without Ronaldo = Out of the tournament

Midget floating outside the box waiting to get a kick out is cute though

it's me
06-22-2014, 09:30 PM
http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/e69dku.gif
http://twitpic.com/show/thumb/e6noo1.gif

DAF86
06-22-2014, 09:37 PM
Argentina without Messi = Moving onto Knockout Stage
Portugal without Ronaldo = Out of the tournament

Midget floating outside the box waiting to get a kick out is cute though

That would have been good trolling if Messi wouldn't have won both games for Argentina, tbh. :lol

Infinite_limit
06-22-2014, 09:42 PM
The Great Messi

http://static.sportskeeda.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lionel-messis-action-heat-map-2158492.jpg

King Emmanuel
06-29-2014, 12:02 AM
leo messi 2 amazing goals to lead us to the round of 16 :D

lefty
06-29-2014, 04:27 PM
Messi is finally going to win a WC

Well deserved imo

Infinite_limit
06-29-2014, 04:38 PM
Messi is finally going to win a WC

Well deserved imo
Haha no he's not.

lefty
06-29-2014, 04:49 PM
Haha no he's not.
Yes this is his WC

He is on a mission

Infinite_limit
06-29-2014, 05:16 PM
Yes this is his WC

He is on a mission
His team is not good enough and neither is he

jeebus
06-29-2014, 06:01 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwfLgXJpQd0

Bynumite
06-29-2014, 06:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnhRogJ7TgU

King Emmanuel
06-29-2014, 06:07 PM
MESSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

lefty
06-29-2014, 06:11 PM
His team is not good enough and neither is he
Neither was Maradona's team in 86

Infinite_limit
06-29-2014, 06:24 PM
Neither was Maradona's team in 86
There is currently video evidence to catch cheating

lefty
06-29-2014, 06:39 PM
There is currently video evidence to catch cheating
He stole from a thief


Nothing wrong there

Then he followed up with a GOAT goal

Manu'sMagicalLeftHand
06-30-2014, 03:20 AM
Messi is finally going to win a WC

Well deserved imo


:cry leftri pls :cry
:cry why u no do this to Brazil? :cry
:cry declare them champs :cry

lefty
06-30-2014, 08:00 AM
:cry leftri pls :cry
:cry why u no do this to Brazil? :cry
:cry declare them champs :cry
No Megecal, Argentineh champs of the universe

it's me
06-30-2014, 10:10 AM
Fucking thefty jinxing them argies :lmao

Relevancy
06-30-2014, 10:52 AM
His team is not good enough and neither is hewho is good enough to win a wc by himself

lefty
06-30-2014, 11:06 AM
who is good enough to win a wc by himself



http://media.giphy.com/media/1mNaG1MNgE6Z2/giphy.gif

Relevancy
06-30-2014, 11:15 AM
http://media.giphy.com/media/1mNaG1MNgE6Z2/giphy.gifYeah, that goal was amazing

but lefty, if the opponent attacks and scores because the defense fucked up, how is that the fault of someone whose supposed to score goals for their side? doesn't make sense. Football is a team game.

Infinite_limit
07-01-2014, 01:37 PM
Argentina would not qualify for the World Cup out of UEFA

whitemamba
07-01-2014, 01:40 PM
goat

Infinite_limit
07-01-2014, 01:43 PM
goat
True, Di Maria is one hell of a Winger

ElNono
07-01-2014, 01:46 PM
this thread getting salty as fuck :lol

whitemamba
07-01-2014, 01:58 PM
this thread getting salty as fuck :lol

i dont know if i have seen a forum with more butthurt salty posters tbh :lol

TDMVPDPOY
07-01-2014, 02:21 PM
ive seen coatriders, this clown is one of them just like the french enrique

Infinite_limit
07-01-2014, 03:55 PM
Ballack would break lil messi in Half

ElNono
07-01-2014, 03:57 PM
:lol det tears :cry :cry :cry

Kool Bob Love
07-01-2014, 03:58 PM
this thread getting salty as fuck :lol


USA coming for dat ass next. Srs.

King Emmanuel
07-01-2014, 07:31 PM
MESSI with the amazing set up

it's me
07-02-2014, 08:14 AM
Ballack would break lil messi in Half

:lmao Maradona>Pele>Messi>everybody else ......... many good players and some more so so player > Ballack > scrubs

King Emmanuel
07-05-2014, 09:06 PM
leo messi the god does it all

King Emmanuel
07-09-2014, 02:59 PM
what will king messi have in store for today i wonder

Thebesteva
07-09-2014, 05:49 PM
MESSI IS GOD!

spurraider21
07-09-2014, 05:50 PM
:cry det heroic penalty

spurraider21
07-09-2014, 05:51 PM
Germany gna put these boys in concentration camps

Thebesteva
07-09-2014, 05:56 PM
Germany gna put these boys in concentration camps

Much like the Turks did to the Armenians you mean?

:'( Recognize us please guys

spurraider21
07-09-2014, 06:02 PM
Aper pls :cry

BatManu20
07-09-2014, 06:12 PM
So pissed. How does van Gaal have Vlaar take the PK there? Just dumb.

And Sneijder was such a disappointment this Cup after what he did in 2010.

LakerHater
07-09-2014, 06:21 PM
487009911130169345

Bynumite
07-13-2014, 04:39 PM
Messi is God :lmao

BatManu20
07-13-2014, 04:52 PM
ARG doesn't make it out of the round of 16 without Messi, and we know this.

King Emmanuel
10-27-2014, 08:32 AM
i love reading this thread.. lefty, Bynumite (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924) and Infinite_limit (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43624) salty as fuck :lol

http://cdn4.independent.ie/incoming/article30429106.ece/2a318/ALTERNATES/w150h200/messi.jpg

haters:lol

lefty
10-27-2014, 08:35 AM
i love reading this thread.. lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896), Bynumite (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=31924) and Infinite_limit (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43624) salty as fuck :lol

http://cdn4.independent.ie/incoming/article30429106.ece/2a318/ALTERNATES/w150h200/messi.jpg

haters:lol
Where was Missi during the Clasico?


Oh that's right


He was MISSING :lol

King Emmanuel
10-27-2014, 08:37 AM
penaldo can't even get past the group stage :lol letting usa take his cookie

lefty
10-27-2014, 08:38 AM
penaldo can't even get past the group stage :lol letting usa take his cookie
lol Ronaldo was playing on one leg, has shitty teammates and was in a much tougher group

Argentina wth Messi at 100% and better teammates barely beat Iran :lol

Jodelo
10-27-2014, 08:42 AM
Messi was nowhere to be found after the group stage. Of course he scored against the giants Nigeria, Iran and Bosnia in the group stage. :lmao

King Emmanuel
10-27-2014, 08:44 AM
:lol you guys are so salty even months after leo proved to everyone that he's the best in the world in every level of competition.. leo was a fluke gotze goal away from possibly winning the whole cup by himself

:lol face it, leo is the best player on earth, in the galaxy, in the solar system

King Emmanuel
10-27-2014, 08:45 AM
Messi was nowhere to be found after the group stage. Of course he scored against the giants Nigeria, Iran and Bosnia in the group stage. :lmao

thats because he wasnt getting penaldos :lol. check out his heat map and his created scoring chances

lefty
10-27-2014, 09:06 AM
thats because he wasnt getting penaldos :lol. check out his heat map and his created scoring chances
Whats the point, Missi misses a lot of penaldos:lol

Best player in the World doesnt miss Penaldos :lol

Missi :lol


And here is Missi's heat map frrom the latest Clasico

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0z6RoXIIAA6mml.jpg

Jodelo
10-27-2014, 11:46 AM
^:lmao

King Emmanuel
10-27-2014, 12:28 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgsN1DJ87kg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YZvXuQ1t9o

Blizzardwizard
10-27-2014, 12:40 PM
Ronaldo >>> Missi

Jodelo
10-27-2014, 12:48 PM
:lolBosnia
:lolIran
:lolNigeria
:lolNo show when it counted (against Switzerland, Belgium, Netherlands, Germany)

Infinite_limit
10-27-2014, 01:14 PM
Messi is still TOP 5 in the World but he has declined greatly over the past calendar year. Was the record worth it when he is now a shell of his former self?

DAF86
10-27-2014, 01:27 PM
:lol Haters trying to argue Argentina would have goten to the World cup final without Messi.
:lol mad as hell that he got the only individual award he was missing.

Jodelo
10-27-2014, 01:49 PM
:lol mad as hell that he got gifted the only individual award he was missing.

Fixed

Infinite_limit
10-27-2014, 06:24 PM
:lol Haters trying to argue Argentina would have goten to the World cup final without Messi.
:lol mad as hell that he got the only individual award he was missing.
They did have the Top Defense in the Tournament

lefty
10-27-2014, 06:43 PM
They did have the Top Defense in the Tournament

Not to mention Neuer or Robben should have gotten the best player award :lol
Blatter consoling Messi :lol

DAF86
10-27-2014, 07:17 PM
Fixed

If he would have goten eliminated in the group stage against the likes of Ghana and the US nobody would have been able to gift him shit, tbh.

:lol Tristiano
:lol even more triste after Messi got that award
:lol "I cant say what I really think about Messi winning the Golden boot"
:lol so mad that he cant even desguise it

Mikeanaro
10-27-2014, 07:32 PM
Fuck Messi.

Infinite_limit
10-28-2014, 04:54 AM
Fuck Messi.
http://i2.wp.com/www.insidespanishfootball.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Luka-Modric-Real-Madrid.jpg

King Emmanuel
10-28-2014, 05:20 AM
:lol you are always so mad at leo's success, newcastlekeg.

King Emmanuel
10-28-2014, 05:28 AM
:lol what was Leo supposed to do? lose to iran bosnia and the nigers? he didnt draw that group. he gave the world cup champs a better fight than penaldo did :lol 4-0

:lol penaldo letting usa take his cookie like that

Jodelo
10-28-2014, 06:31 AM
:lol what was Leo supposed to do? lose to iran bosnia and the nigers? he didnt draw that group. he gave the world cup champs a better fight than penaldo did :lol 4-0

:lol penaldo letting usa take his cookie like that

No, he was a no-show in the final as expected and the whole knockout stage.

Ronaldo was playing on one leg, with a very bad team. When your second best player is Pepe by far, you know you're fucked. :lol

Franklin
10-28-2014, 08:34 AM
as much a mental midget as the physical one he is :lol

lefty
10-28-2014, 08:44 AM
Yesterday they held LA Liga 13-14 awards


I dont see Missi tbh
(and Ronaldo won best player and best goal by the way)

Best player in the World my ass, he is not even in there :lol

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photo_brahimi_28102014_006.jpg

Jodelo
10-28-2014, 09:10 AM
Yesterday they held LA Liga 13-14 awards


I dont see Missi tbh
(and Ronaldo won best player and best goal by the way)

Best player in the World my ass, he is not even in there :lol

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photo_brahimi_28102014_006.jpg

And best forward, while Messi after being gifted the "best player" award in the WC wasn't even in the all-star team. :lmao

DAF86
10-28-2014, 11:23 AM
Yesterday they held LA Liga 13-14 awards


I dont see Missi tbh
(and Ronaldo won best player and best goal by the way)

Best player in the World my ass, he is not even in there :lol

http://www.dzfoot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/photo_brahimi_28102014_006.jpg

Madrid awards made by Madrid fans. lol picking forwards over Messi that didn't have even half the amount of goals and/or assists Messi had.

You bitch about Messi's golden ball selection but at least that choice had some kind of statistical backup (Messi was the leader scorer and assister of the finalist team), here there's no logical reason to leave a guy that finished in the top 3 in goals and assists out of a group of 20 something players.

lefty
10-28-2014, 11:25 AM
Madrid awards made by Madrid fans. lol picking forwards over Messi that didn't have even half the amount of goals and/or assists Messi had.

You bitch about Messi's golden ball selection but at least that choice had some kind of statistical backup (Messi was the leader scorer and assister of the finalist team), here there's no logical reason to leave a guy that finished in the top 3 in goals and assists out of a group of 20 something players.
of course !

lefty
10-29-2014, 08:26 AM
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/laff.gifBlatter
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/laff.gif Messi



Quote:


"I think the decision to give Messi the Golden Ball was incorrect," he told reporters at a press event in Moscow, Russia, as he inspected preparations for the next World Cup.




http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/3841/world-cup-2014/2014/10/28/5575261/blatter-messi-didnt-deserve-world-cup-golden-ball

TDMVPDPOY
10-30-2014, 03:44 AM
u notice them bending down so they can fit messi somewhere in that photo, too bad he didnt made the team

anyway speaking of this midget, his career reminds me of enrique on the spurs...nothing more then a coatrider

cant do shit without the other big2 on barcalol
cant do shit with national team
winning consolation prizes but not winning the big one
lol walking the ball, lol overdribbling
plays no defense
nowhere to be seen when choking important matches
u always see their mug face with other big 2 when they win games, but didnt contribute shit

Jodelo
10-30-2014, 06:27 AM
u notice them bending down so they can fit messi somewhere in that photo, too bad he didnt made the team

:lol

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:00 AM
No more denying it now


leo messi is GOD

now please refer to god from now on as messi: oh my messi, messidammit..

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:02 AM
No more denying it now


leo messi is GOD

now please refer to god from now on as messi: oh my messi, messidammit..
?

Didn't Ronaldo just win 12 months ago in superior fashion?

Malik Hairston
06-07-2015, 03:03 AM
I've been reading some soccer forums, and the Messi haters sound like Lebron haters in every way, including the talk about Finals and winning championships, tbh:lol..even the HGH shit, too..

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:03 AM
607411779715649537

:worthy: :worthy:

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:04 AM
?

Didn't Ronaldo just win 12 months ago with a superior squad?

yeah

i remember him celebrating a penaldo after doing nothing for 90 minutes

Malik Hairston
06-07-2015, 03:05 AM
bOX2QpfMkq4

Unreal, tbh, especially for a player at the end of his prime, too..

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:06 AM
in the last 12 months, messi has done everything except win the world cup final. it was amazing how he took his shit team all the way their in the first place though

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:08 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CG4ffCtWoAAl1vC.jpg:large

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:08 AM
Why all the Messi bumps?

Did he do something spectacular today or something?

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:09 AM
Why all the Messi bumps?

Did he do something spectacular today or something?

Won the Champions League and locked up his 5th Ballon d'or, IIRC..

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:10 AM
Why all the Messi bumps?

Did he do something spectacular today or something?

there is a new god in town. seriously next year we should start the calender over again with year 1

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:11 AM
Won the Champions League and locked up his 5th Ballon d'or, IIRC..

Thanks El...

:lol Now explain to me what the hell a "Ballon d'or" is

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:11 AM
I've been reading some soccer forums, and the Messi haters sound like Lebron haters in every way, including the talk about Finals and winning championships, tbh:lol..even the HGH shit, too..
Messi was diagnosed with a growth hormone deficiency. He openly took them. Hence: the midget


I tend to agree. Messi = James. Ronaldo = Kobe.

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:12 AM
Against Bosnia :lol

That group is a steaming pile of shit tbh. Probably the weakest of all the WC groups.


That's the perfect group for the midget to go ham on HGH and stat pad like crazy.


:rollin bullshit


Argentina without Messi = Moving onto Knockout Stage
Portugal without Ronaldo = Out of the tournament

Midget floating outside the box waiting to get a kick out is cute though


ive seen coatriders, this clown is one of them just like the french enrique

24

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu9uzqMJjN1qaboh9o1_250.gif

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:13 AM
Thanks El...

:lol Now explain to me what the hell a "Ballon d'or" is

Annual best player in the world award:

http://iberosphere.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Messi.jpg

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:15 AM
in the last 12 months, messi has done everything except win the world cup final. it was amazing how he took his shit team all the way their in the first place though
He sang bagged an entire season if not 2 for his Club so he could be rested for the World Cup

Until Messi leaves Barcelona and performs at another League (Ronaldo did) or even Club, many of his accomplishments are overshadowed by Spain's Golden Generation

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:17 AM
He sang bagged an entire season if not 2 for his Club so he could be rested for the World Cup

Until Messi leaves Barcelona and performs at another League (Ronaldo did) or even Club, many of his accomplishments are overshadowed by Spain's Golden Generation

enlighten me to penaldo's greatest international achievement

dude has never defended the honor of his country. let USA take his cookie

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:17 AM
Will Ronaldo show up to Messi's coronation as the world best player, or will he duck it out like he did La Liga, the Champions League and the World Cup?

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:18 AM
Thanks El...

:lol Now explain to me what the hell a "Ballon d'or" is
A) It's voted by FIFA. Connect the dots
B) An award created in 2010. They vote for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

La Liga: 5-1st Place, 5-2nd Place, 3-3rd Place
Rest of the Continent: 2-3rd Place votes


Where is the jerking off smiley icon?

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:20 AM
A) It's voted by FIFA. Connect the dots
B) An award created in 2010. They vote for 1st, 2nd & 3rd

La Liga: 5-1st Place, 5-2nd Place, 3-3rd Place
Rest of the Continent: 2-3rd Place votes


Where is the jerking off smiley icon?

:jack

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:22 AM
enlighten me to penaldo's greatest international achievement

dude has never defended the honor of his country. let USA take his cookie
Ronaldo's International Resume is no better than Messi

Malik Hairston
06-07-2015, 03:23 AM
Who is the Dad Killer of the sport IYO, Infinite?

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:23 AM
The award is more than 4 years old... it just had a different name then... IIRC, Messi's 1st was with the old name...

Must be a pretty good personal award, since Penaldo couldn't stop crying about not winning it until he did last year...

King Emmanuel
06-07-2015, 03:23 AM
Ronaldo's International Resume is no better than Messi

messi was one higuain miss from shipping the wc title. penaldo drew USA. all there is to say

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:24 AM
I'll admit I really don't follow soccer...nor will I probably ever. But, I've always heard that Pele is the GOAT.

Is that correct?

Venti Quattro
06-07-2015, 03:27 AM
Will Ronaldo show up to Messi's coronation as the world best player, or will he duck it out like he did La Liga, the Champions League and the World Cup?

He might not even get an invite if Suárez and Neymar da Silva are the two other Finalists

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:27 AM
I'll admit I really don't follow soccer...nor will I probably ever. But, I've always heard that Pele is the GOAT.

Is that correct?

That's the general consensus, tbh... although some people dispute that nowadays due to eras, competition, etc...

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:28 AM
He might not even get an invite if Suárez and Neymar da Silva are the two other Finalists

He should be there. He had a great season at the club level even if Messi once again was miles better than him at every level. The fact that the distance between 1st and 2nd is much wider than 2nd to 3rd doesn't mean he doesn't deserve to be the 1st loser.

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:31 AM
Who is the Dad Killer of the sport IYO, Infinite?
Currently? Ya it's Messi

Soccer doesn't have a GOAT type like NBA. More along the lines of NFL, with many different positional players having their respective claim. Pele has the scoring records but played in another generation and against suspect competition at the time. But he has the greatest success at the greatest stage (World Cup).

In terms of Post Maradona players, Messi is compared with Zidane & Brazilian Ronaldo. I'll put Messi above BRA Ronaldo but in order for Messi to finish ahead of Zidane he has to either win the World Cup OR move to another Club.

ElNono
06-07-2015, 03:38 AM
Messi is compared to Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, etc... upper-echelon/best ever... Now I'm not sold that he's better than Diego, tbh (I've watched them both), but he's rightly into that conversation, and barring injury he can continue to make a great case...

When you look at Cristiano Rolando though, it's clear he's in that 2nd tier of great generation players, like Zidane, BRA Ronaldo, etc... I also think he has a great case there...

313
06-07-2015, 03:42 AM
Is Messi autistic

313
06-07-2015, 03:44 AM
Messi is compared to Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, etc... upper-echelon/best ever... Now I'm not sold that he's better than Diego, tbh (I've watched them both), but he's rightly into that conversation, and barring injury he can continue to make a great case...

When you look at Cristiano Rolando though, it's clear he's in that 2nd tier of great generation players, like Zidane, BRA Ronaldo, etc... I also think he has a great case there...

I used to hear about some guy called Ronaldino..is he on any elite list

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:53 AM
Messi is compared to Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, etc... upper-echelon/best ever... Now I'm not sold that he's better than Diego, tbh (I've watched them both), but he's rightly into that conversation, and barring injury he can continue to make a great case...

When you look at Cristiano Rolando though, it's clear he's in that 2nd tier of great generation players, like Zidane, BRA Ronaldo, etc... I also think he has a great case there...
Zidane 2nd tier?

The guy had no weakness [Messi has quite a few]. The guy won every award/championship imaginable at multiple nations [Messi has not]. He Won the World Cup and almost single handily defeated Italy. Zidane doesn't pull a disappearing act against Germany this summer.

There is nothing Messi does that Zidane couldn't and the same can't be said vice versa. Messi plays Striker at one of the most offensive powered [before he showed up] clubs in one of the most offensive powered leagues. Big deal. Didn't score in the World Cup Final and didn't score today. If all you do is score....well you better score

ElNono
06-07-2015, 04:05 AM
Zidane 2nd tier?

The guy had no weakness [Messi has quite a few]. The guy won every award/championship imaginable at multiple nations [Messi has not]. He Won the World Cup and almost single handily defeated Italy. Zidane doesn't pull a disappearing act against Germany this summer.

There is nothing Messi does that Zidane couldn't and the same can't be said vice versa. Messi plays Striker at one of the most offensive powered [before he showed up] clubs in one of the most offensive powered leagues. Big deal. Didn't score in the World Cup Final and didn't score today. If all you do is score....well you better score

:lol Zidane is not in anybody's top 5 greatest player list or ever been in that discussion. Most people put him below Cryuff, that never won a World Cup either.

GOAT discussion always centers on Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Cryuff, Puskas, Beckenbauer, Messi(?)...

By the time you get to the Zidane, Ronaldo (BRA), Maldini, Platini, Eusebio, etc, you're well past the top 5, more like looking at top 10-15 territory... I think Cristiano has a good shot at this.

But you already know this... even if it makes you really uncomfortable.

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 04:19 AM
:lol Zidane is not in anybody's top 5 greatest player list or ever been in that discussion. Most people put him below Cryuff, that never won a World Cup either.

GOAT discussion always centers on Pele, Maradona, Di Stefano, Cryuff, Puskas, Beckenbauer, Messi(?)...

By the time you get to the Zidane, Ronaldo (BRA), Maldini, Platini, Eusebio, etc, you're well past the top 5, more like looking at top 10-15 territory... I think Cristiano has a good shot at this.

But you already know this... even if it makes you really uncomfortable.
Zidane was recently voted the Greatest Player in Champions League History [2013]. He had no rival in his ERA, he was the guy. Messi will suffer over time as Ronaldo continues to duplicate [and even eclipse] what Messi is doing AND eventually the next Barcelona star that racks up goals/titles. While Ronaldo was busy battling in the most grueling League on the Planet [winning the Champions League at Man U] Messi was racking up goals in La Liga playing alongside Henry and Eto. I'm not impressed.

There is simply no-way Argentina [2 World Cups :lol ] while easily qualifying for the World Cup by not being in UEFA [Nations like France, Holland and England have not qualified recently] have 2 of the 3 or even 5 Greatest Players. That is laughable. Messi is the flavor of the moment......as in the past 6 months. Before then Ronaldo was the superior player 2 years running.


Sidenote: eventually Ronaldo will leave Real and even La Liga. If he manages to Win a Champions League title at his next stop [3 different teams]...... WoW. It will further dilute Messi's accomplishments.

ElNono
06-07-2015, 04:35 AM
Zidane was recently voted the Greatest Player in Champions League History [2013].

Lionel Messi Beats Zidane to Be Named Champions League's Greatest Player Ever
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2487135-lionel-messi-beats-zidane-to-be-named-champions-leagues-greatest-ever-player

:lol yeah, no. Obviously a guy that only won it twice (and lost the Champions League finals twice too) just can't stack up.


He had no rival in his ERA, he was the guy. Messi will suffer over time as Ronaldo continues to duplicate [and even eclipse] what Messi is doing AND eventually the next Barcelona star that racks up goals/titles. While Ronaldo was busy battling in the most grueling League on the Planet [winning the Champions League at Man U] Messi was racking up goals in La Liga playing alongside Henry and Eto. I'm not impressed.

This isn't a discussion about what impresses you or not. His 14 career titles (and he retired well past 34 years old), just don't add up to to put him in any top 5 greatest player list.

I like Zidane, and I understand that you might be a fan and what not, but bring up any top 5 greatest players list from pretty much any publication, and he's not there. You know that.


There is simply no-way Argentina [2 World Cups :lol ] while easily qualifying for the World Cup by not being in UEFA [Nations like France, Holland and England have not qualified recently] have 2 of the 3 or even 5 Greatest Players. That is laughable. Messi is the flavor of the moment......as in the past 6 months. Before then Ronaldo was the superior player 2 years running.

He's beating all those guys that play in UEFA. Heck, he's beating them at record setting pace. He's setting records not just in La Liga, but all over European Football. He's being doing that well before the past 6 months.

Haters gonna hate, Lio just gonna keep collecting dem trophies...

TDMVPDPOY
06-07-2015, 04:36 AM
most overrated player to ever kick povertyball

ElNono
06-07-2015, 04:38 AM
tbh, I've always been partial to Maradona, but this nigga keeps winning and keep scoring important goals and making plays, at some point you just gotta admit he's something special.

TDMVPDPOY
06-07-2015, 04:40 AM
nothing special when defenders are afraid to sweep the legs

Jodelo
06-07-2015, 11:53 AM
Zidane is the GOAT. :bobo

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 01:57 PM
IF I'm choosing

- Guy for a 40/50 game season: Messi. More consistent
- Guy for 1 Tournament or 1 Match: Zidane. More dominant in top competitions against top teams

DAF86
06-07-2015, 02:34 PM
I'll admit I really don't follow soccer...nor will I probably ever. But, I've always heard that Pele is the GOAT.

Is that correct?

That's as correct as people calling Bill Russell the basketball GOAT.

DMC
06-07-2015, 02:42 PM
Sanction ball
Boko Harem ball
Ebola ball
Hunger ball
Drone strike ball

Thread
06-07-2015, 02:46 PM
I'll admit I really don't follow soccer...nor will I probably ever. But, I've always heard that Pele is the GOAT.

Is that correct?

J.C. Quinn & Matthew Modine,,,

Six minutes & Pele:::

TZeaZ3rZumg

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 02:53 PM
That's as correct as people calling Bill Russell the basketball GOAT.

Well then who is?

apalisoc_9
06-07-2015, 02:56 PM
Messi is the best player in the world but over Maradona? Nonsense.

I can't imagine Messi carrying Napoli to league tittles..I mean jesus he's playing with two of the top 5 players in the world in Neymar and Suarez.

I'd give him this, If they win Russia 2018...He should be the consensus Goat..The Dad Killer Soccer.

right now, IMO..There isn't a consensus best player ever..Pele, Maradona, cruyff, Ronaldo9, Zidane are all up there..

Pele over Marardona :lmao

Ronaldo9 is easily the most underrated player Ever..Top 5.

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 02:57 PM
J.C. Quinn & Matthew Modine,,,

Six minutes & Pele:::

TZeaZ3rZumg

And a single tear rolls down my face...

:tu good shit cubs

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 02:58 PM
Messi is the best player in the world but over Maradona? Nonsense.

I can't imagine Messi carrying Napoli to league tittles..I mean jesus he's playing with two of the top 5 players in the world in Neymar and Suarez.

I'd give him this, If they win Russia 2018...He should be the consensus Goat..The Dad Killer Soccer.

right now, IMO..There isn't a consensus best player ever..Pele, Maradona, cruyff, Ronaldo9, Zidane are all up there..
We both know South Americans (along with everyone else) ain't winning shit in Europe and especially not Russia of all places. Look to Qatar 2022

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 02:59 PM
We both know South Americans (along with everyone else) ain't winning shit in Europe and especially not Russia of all places. Look to Qatar 2022

>1% chance Qatar keeps the WC tbh

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:01 PM
Well then who is?

Impossible to say. Imagine Baseball but 500 times larger and 5 times longer history. There are hundreds of GOAT caliber players long forgotten

YouTube clips kinda dumbed down the community.

ohmwrecker
06-07-2015, 03:02 PM
Is there not a soccer forum anywhere?

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:04 PM
>1% chance Qatar keeps the WC tbh
I'd love to see it

ohmwrecker
06-07-2015, 03:05 PM
Found it! Here it is...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=40

DAF86
06-07-2015, 03:05 PM
Regarding the GOAT debate, some years ago (before Messi exploded) FIFA selected the top 4 players ever:

-Distefano played from 1945 to 1966.
-Pele played from 1956 to 1977
-Cruyff played from 1964 to 1984
-Maradona played from 1976 to 1997

All of these guys were the unquestionable best player of their respective era like Messi is now. That's why every non-biased GOAT discussion revolves around these 5 players.

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:06 PM
Impossible to say. Imagine Baseball but 500 times larger and 5 times longer history. There are hundreds of GOAT caliber players long forgotten

YouTube clips kinda dumbed down the community.

Like I previously posted...I don't have a clue. I only watch soccer games when the WC comes around...and I only watch the USA play.

But, it's still enjoyable to have the conversation. Like you said, it may be impossible to call.......but who do you think is the GOAT? There are really no right or wrong answers I assume.

DAF86
06-07-2015, 03:07 PM
Well then who is?

See above.

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:08 PM
Found it! Here it is...

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=40

:lmao We've only got a month left

Just roll with it

apalisoc_9
06-07-2015, 03:08 PM
Regarding the GOAT debate, some years ago (before Messi exploded) FIFA selected the top 4 players ever:

-Distefano played from 1945 to 1966.
-Pele played from 1956 to 1977
-Cruyff played from 1964 to 1984
-Maradona played from 1976 to 1997

Each of these guys was the unquestionable best player of his era like Messi is now. That's why every non-biased GOAT discussion revolves around these 5 players.

40's and 60's football............:lmao

apalisoc_9
06-07-2015, 03:09 PM
Ronaldo9>Distefano, Cruyff

DAF86
06-07-2015, 03:11 PM
40's and 60's football............:lmao

Yeah, they had it easier back then but still those guys were good enough to be considered the undisputed best players of their respective eras. They must have had something special.

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:12 PM
Like I previously posted...I don't have a clue. I only watch soccer games when the WC comes around...and I only watch the USA play.

But, it's still enjoyable to have the conversation. Like you said, it may be impossible to call.......but who do you think is the GOAT? There are really no right or wrong answers I assume.
Pele works for me

Maradona is usually mentioned as #2

apalisoc_9
06-07-2015, 03:14 PM
Yeah, they had it easier back then but still those guys were good enough to be considered the undisputed best players of their respective eras. They must have had something special.

No way those guys are better than Ronaldo9 though..

It blows my mind how Ronaldo is almost always never in a top 5 player list....

Even Pele's resume isn't better than Ronaldo..

Silver&Black
06-07-2015, 03:16 PM
Has Messi ever won a World Cup?

DAF86
06-07-2015, 03:20 PM
Has Messi ever won a World Cup?

Nope, he came pretty damn close last year with a flawed, injured team though.

:cry It still hurts :cry

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:20 PM
Has Messi ever won a World Cup?
No. He's played in 3 World Cups but last summer was his coming out party

He could hypothetically play in 2 more. But Argentina is so strong he would probably be a super-sub in 2022

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:22 PM
Nope, he came pretty damn close last year with a flawed, injured team though.

:cry It still hurts :cry
Argentina had the Top Defense in the Tournament and they didn't play any good teams til nearly 1 month into the competition

Argentina managed 1..........1 single goal in 3 Knockout Games. Messi?

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:24 PM
No way those guys are better than Ronaldo9 though..

It blows my mind how Ronaldo is almost always never in a top 5 player list....

Even Pele's resume isn't better than Ronaldo..
He had a tough end to his career. But that's the thing, we do not know how Cristiano or Messi's careers will finish off.

How much was his weight problem caused by his health issues?

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 03:26 PM
Regarding the GOAT debate, some years ago (before Messi exploded) FIFA selected the top 4 players ever:

-Distefano played from 1945 to 1966.
-Pele played from 1956 to 1977
-Cruyff played from 1964 to 1984
-Maradona played from 1976 to 1997

All of these guys were the unquestionable best player of their respective era like Messi is now. That's why every non-biased GOAT discussion revolves around these 5 players.
I'm not seeing the "unquestionable best player" in Messi

If Curry wins the Title this week and then another regular season MVP next season, would you still call James the "undisputed best player?" Ronaldo won 2-straight MVPs up to now

DAF86
06-07-2015, 03:31 PM
Argentina had the Top Defense in the Tournament and they didn't play any good teams til nearly 1 month into the competition

Argentina managed 1..........1 single goal in 3 Knockout Games. Messi?

Argentina didn't have the best defense. In fact our defenders were so shitty in the group stage (where we managed to avoid the historical embarrassment of getting eliminated by the likes of Bosnia, Iran and Nigeria only thanks to Messi) that Sabella decided to scratch the offensive minded 4-3-3 (where Messi shined) to an ultra defensive 4-4-2 so that our shitty defenders didn't get exposed so much. That's why the goal tally decreased as well as Messi's involvement on games. It's hard for a playmaker to do much when your team doesn't have the ball.

Clipper Nation
06-07-2015, 04:03 PM
Let me get this straight - this guy is really the greatest player of this "sport"?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cChOEsIXWIU

And he's a midget too? :lmao Povertyball :lmao

Clipper Nation
06-07-2015, 04:09 PM
I'm not seeing the "unquestionable best player" in Messi

If Curry wins the Title this week and then another regular season MVP next season, would you still call James the "undisputed best player?" Ronaldo won 2-straight MVPs up to now
Not that I give a shit about povertyball or the faggots that play it, but by your logic, DK was never the undisputed best player in his career. Bird, Magic, Hakeem, Shaq, and Duncan won rings during DK's career and Barkley, D-Rob and Malone won MVP's.

If the third-world kickball media is anything like the NBA media, they probably give the poverty MVP to different players out of voter fatigue and/or hate for the real best player, which is why Steve Trash, Kirby and Gangster Disciple have won MVP's during LeBron's career.

Infinite_limit
06-07-2015, 04:16 PM
Not that I give a shit about povertyball or the faggots that play it, but by your logic, DK was never the undisputed best player in his career. Bird, Magic, Hakeem, Shaq, and Duncan won rings during DK's career and Barkley, D-Rob and Malone won MVP's.

If the third-world kickball media is anything like the NBA media, they probably give the poverty MVP to different players out of voter fatigue and/or hate for the real best player, which is why Steve Trash, Kirby and Gangster Disciple have won MVP's during LeBron's career.
MJ's first MVP in 1988

1989 - No MVP No Title
1990 - No MVP No Title

Up to this point MJ was not GOAT status. But from 1991-1993 & 1996-1998, he won the MVP or Championship each season. If Barkley or Malone won 2-straight MVPs and 1 Finals title during that time period. Yah that would negatively affect MJ's claim as GOAT



FIFA does the opposite for their awards. They essentially only reward players from Barcelona or Real Madrid. In the past 5 years, the same 2 teams have Won 86% of the awards. While winning 40% of the UCL Titles

King Emmanuel
06-21-2016, 09:53 PM
GOD

K...
06-21-2016, 09:56 PM
Just beating the scrubs he's supposed to,, jeez it's not Like this is a big game.

140
06-26-2016, 10:26 PM
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Josepatches_
06-26-2016, 10:30 PM
:lmao:lmao
What a finnish. Jojojojojo

lefty
06-27-2016, 12:10 AM
:lmao but he had a trick vs mighty Panama