ALERT: National Security Level Raised To Red

[timvp]

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timvp is in trouble. Man your battle stations.


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Dear Kori,

Although I'm not a big Spur's fan (with the exception of Ginobili) I have really enjoyed reading all of your columns in Full Sports Press. As a former professional athlete and sports enthusiast, I do find it alluring to find such a cute girl having such passion in the sports world.

I was hoping that I might be so lucky as to be corresponding with a single women as I find you very interesting. Please write back.

Yours,

Brian


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http://blackdogue.porkyhost.com/Playgirl/BrianBuzzini/BrianBuzzini01.jpg


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DO NOT CLICK HERE (http://blackdogue.porkyhost.com/Playgirl/BrianBuzzini/BrianBuzzini.html)

[timvp]

Is that really the same guy???

Yes.


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[Kori Ellis]

He was a professional motorcyclist.

[timvp]

Email address, playa. Who knows what sport.

No time for small talk.


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[timvp]

He was a professional motorcyclist.

We need reinforcements.


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[Kori Ellis]

Only the black and white picture is recent. He's not young or anything. He was PlayGirl Man of the Year or something in 1986. He's 42 now.

[ZStomp]

I got your back.


Man the torpedos!

:makemyday

[timvp]

He was PlayGirl Man of the Year.

WMDs might be needed.


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[Ginofan]

I'll gather up some mexican mafia members from the rehab clinic and they'll help out, LJ.

[j-6]

http://www-public.rz.uni-duesseldorf.de/~ritterd/wargames/image8.jpg

http://plissken.free.fr/Covers/W/Wargames%20frt.jpg

I got my best people on this.

[timvp]

I'll gather up some mexican mafia members from the rehab clinic and they'll help out, LJ.

Bueno.

:tu


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[SpursFanDan]

Dude, Timvp is sleeping with a chick thats wanted by a playgirl of the year model. You should be flattered. but yeah... hes way out of line.

[timvp]

TIMVP, what if u got a letter from Pamela or Jameson. What would u do? haha. Kori mite get angry.

Kori just said she'd kill me. We're playing on a different playing field. I need to watch Team America to figure out how to make some WMDs. Be right back.


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[Kori Ellis]

Dude, Timvp is sleeping with a chick thats wanted by a playgirl of the year model. You should be flattered. but yeah... hes way out of line.

:lol

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.

[timvp]

I ... could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I ... him.


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[spurschick]

:lol

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.


:lol Tell him to wade in the singles pool.

[ZStomp]

Kori and TimVP are sleeping together???????

[Trainwreck2100]

Kori and TimVP are sleeping together???????


Alert the tabloids

[timvp]

Brian resides in Los Angeles, California

He's closing in.......

:makemyday

[Trainwreck2100]

LA.....Cali

He's a damn Lakers fan.

[Trainwreck2100]

wait wait wait

don't be so harsh
he could be a clippers fan


Nobody's a Clippers fan, the Clippers aren't even clippers fans

[Clandestino]

he's too old for kori...

[Clandestino]

you're too conservative for manny

:lmao stfu!


you and mookie make a great pair... congrats to you.

[timvp]

Don't ax, don't tell.

:makemyday

[Trainwreck2100]

mookie's already in an arranged marriage with cbf


move to Utah and convert; problem solved

[ObiwanGinobili]

this guys 42? he doesn;t have a snbowballs chance in hell.
Don;t worry LJ. Your lady ain't going nowhere!


:lmao @ some "pro-sports dude" trying to hook up with a perfect stranger via e-mail.

[PM5K]

Don't worry TimVP, when she leaves you for him you and I will hit the strip clubs with reckless abandon, 1000 ones, and some pimp hats with feathers.

PS: Take all the nude photos of her you can while you have the chance, they will come in handy later...

[Johnny Tightlips]

Who says I been writin' e-mails to kori?

[TheTruth]

I'll grab my nunchucks.

[Summers]

Gentlemen, is it possible y'all are overreacting just a bit. Kori can handle herself... Let him down gently, girl... Let him down gently...

[Shelly]

Well, if this guy can do a sick dunk with a volleyball, Kori should leave your ass.

:rollin

[Cant_Be_Faded]

shelly can dunk with volleyballs on an 8 foot rim

[Trainwreck2100]

Gentlemen, is it possible y'all are overreacting just a bit. Kori can handle herself... Let him down gently, girl... Let him down gently...


That's not how real women do it.

[timvp]

Well, if this guy can do a sick dunk with a volleyball, Kori should leave your ass.

:rollin

:td

:cry

[Shelly]

:td

:cry


sowwy :(

[timvp]

I can't even dunk a volleyball.

:pctoss

[Horry For 3!]

Interesting.

[Horry For 3!]

I can't even dunk a volleyball.

:pctoss
Ouch. I can dunk a basketball.

[Shelly]

I can't even dunk a volleyball.

:pctoss

How 'bout a tennis or ping pong ball? Marble???

[timvp]

How 'bout a tennis or ping pong ball? Marble???

I'll check tonight.

[Shelly]

:lol

[timvp]

koriellis21 (9:35:22 PM): he's a guy who doesn't even know me
koriellis21 (9:35:27 PM): you are a guy who is married to me
koriellis21 (9:35:31 PM): who has the upper hand?
ljinprincessland (9:36:52 PM): he's been playgirl playmate of the year
koriellis21 (9:37:09 PM): he's a guy who doesn't know me and will never know me
koriellis21 (9:37:15 PM): You are married to me.
ljinprincessland (9:37:16 PM): maybe
ljinprincessland (9:37:29 PM): he can find you at woai studio
ljinprincessland (9:37:30 PM): he's famous
koriellis21 (9:37:44 PM): he's a trainer in L.A. He's not too famous
koriellis21 (9:37:49 PM): He probably even knows Alfonso.
ljinprincessland (9:37:59 PM): he makes $110 an hour
koriellis21 (9:38:08 PM): how do you know?
ljinprincessland (9:38:14 PM): it says on his website
koriellis21 (9:38:35 PM): damn :wow

:td

[Kori Ellis]

Nice edit job. I never said damn or made the wow face.

[Shelly]

Who's Alfonso?

[Shelly]

Nice edit job. I never said damn or made the wow face.

:rollin x a million

[Kori Ellis]

Who's Alfonso?

A friend of mine in L.A.

[timvp]

ljinprincessland (9:37:59 PM): he makes $110 an hour
koriellis21 (9:38:08 PM): how do you know?
ljinprincessland (9:38:14 PM): it says on his website
koriellis21 (9:38:35 PM): oh
koriellis21 (9:38:39 PM): that's not that much

Okay there is the real ending. Yeah, not that much.

:jack

[timvp]

$963,000 a year isn't that much.

:makemyday

[Shelly]

Brian caught national and world-wide attention as a Playgirl centerfold in June 1985 and again in the historic January 1986 "Man of the Year" issue, as he decided to stir up a bit of controversy and sport Playgirl's first erection. The gamble worked. Brian instantly became International Male's most-photographed model.

GIG can be one of his friend's on My Space.

He was the Cool Water model...I remember those ads.

[ObiwanGinobili]

ljinprincessland (9:37:59 PM): he makes $110 an hour
koriellis21 (9:38:08 PM): how do you know?
ljinprincessland (9:38:14 PM): it says on his website
koriellis21 (9:38:35 PM): oh
koriellis21 (9:38:39 PM): that's not that much

uhm. in 5 1/2 hours he could pay my rent.
in 54 mins he could pay my cable/internet bill
in 30 mins he could pay my phone bil.....................................

[Useruser666]

Is that really the same guy???

Just forward the email to GiG, he is in love. :lol

[SWC Bonfire]

uhm. in 5 1/2 hours he could pay my rent.
in 54 mins he could pay my cable/internet bill
in 30 mins he could pay my phone bil.....................................

You forget the taxes in the People's Republic of Khal-ee-forn-yah.

[ObiwanGinobili]

You forget the taxes in the People's Republic of Khal-ee-forn-yah.

:lol
yeah.. so he'd have to work 2/3 of a day to pay my bills.. .and then 10 days to pay the taxes.
:lmao

[1Parker1]

uhm. in 5 1/2 hours he could pay my rent.
in 54 mins he could pay my cable/internet bill
in 30 mins he could pay my phone bil.....................................

:lmao. Kori, how can yo say that $110/hr is'nt too much money........especially considering he makes that much training overweight people at the local gym!

And he does not look 42...he looks much younger. But hey, TIMVP, you should check out the "Real Men" thread...see, looks aren't everything! I bet ur much smarter than he is :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

:lmao. Kori, how can yo say that $110/hr is'nt too much money........especially considering he makes that much training overweight people at the local gym!

And he does not look 42...he looks much younger. But hey, TIMVP, you should check out the "Real Men" thread...see, looks aren't everything! I bet ur much smarter than he is :)


well LJ is younger and more virile than this dude... plus he's allready married to Kori... so thts like 3 things in his favor right there. :tu

[KEDA]

yo. datmuthafuka is dead!!!


Ill get him by throwing broken sandals at him, striking him in the temple and killing his ass!!!

LJ, I got your back!

[samikeyp]

Im there for ya dude. He's history.

[SpursWoman]

Well, if this guy can do a sick dunk with a volleyball, Kori should leave your ass.

:rollin


Dunno, but this guy's dick isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything. :wow :oops :)

[ObiwanGinobili]

Dunno, but this guy's dick isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything. :wow :oops :)


:lmao:lmao


well the rule on this forum is that you cn only post if your dick is 9inches...... :angel
:lmao

[1369]

Dunno, but this guy's dick isn't 8 1/2+ inches....so LJ should be perfectly safe. Not that I would know or anything. :wow :oops :)

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's dick is so big, it has an elbow."

[Taco]

We need reinforcements.


Mrs. Taco and I got your back

I'll throw empty beer cans at him. :drunk

Mrs Taco is little but she's mean!!!!!!
:lol

[Shelly]

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's dick is so big, it has an elbow."

:lmao

[ObiwanGinobili]

Reminds me of one of the jokes I heard on the roast of Pamela Anderson.

"Tommy Lee's dick is so big, it has an elbow."


god I saw that.
it was freakin hilarious.
bea arthur is the shiznit.

[Slomo]

Playmate of the Year, a no show!

Gornja Radgona, 17.08.2005 (STA - Slovenian Press Agency) - A crowd of almost 200 women waited in vain for Brian Buzzini's appearance at the opening of the newest TUŠ supermarket.

In a PR scheme to revitalize interest for their chain of convenience stores TUŠ decided to invite Mr. Buzzini for a celebrity appearance at the opening of their newest supermarket in Gornja Radgona, Slovenia. TUŠ did foot the bill to fly the star first class from the US and according to their spokesperson "no cost was spared" when it came to Mr. Buzzini travel arrangements. This was the last in a series of promotions designed to recapture the number one spot from Mercator, their biggest competitor.

Nobody was really worried when the celebrity failed to show up at the airport. It was dismissed as just celebrity fickleness, but when his mobile phone was found in a trash bin at the arrival gate of Ljubljana's international airport, alarm bells started to go off. The police who refuses to share details has however confirmed that Mr. Buzzini was in fact aboard the Munich to Ljubljana flight and was observed chatting loudly with the first class stewart during the whole flight. A source in the Slovenian police has admitted that they have absolutely no indications about Mr. Buzzini's whereabouts and are currently searching for clues. The same source has also confirmed that the help of the American FBI had been requested, but they couldn't be bothered.

Mr. Podlogar, the airport customs officer, one of the few witnesses that actually saw Mr. Buzzini on Slovenian soil, remembers him boarding a waiting limousine. He was however unable to describe the driver since his was holding a name shield with Mr. Buzzini's name quite high and was wearing a black Spurs cap very low on his forehead. "A heavy set man of unknown age" is the only description he was able to give us. When asked about the limousine's number plate Mr. Podlogar said he was too busy inspecting the bags of the arriving Swedish women beach volleyball team and therefore could not remember the number.

Brian Buzzini's claim to fame came when he became a Playgirl centerfold in June 1985 and again in the historic January 1986 "Man of the Year" issue, as he decided to stir up a bit of controversy and sport Playgirl's first erection. The gamble worked. Brian instantly became International Male's most-photographed model. According to Mr. Forrester, his publicist, the Gornja Radgona appearance was supposed to make him a household name again. Although details have not been made public we have learned that Mr. Buzzini was planning to cut the ceremonial ribbon without the use of his hands.

© STA 2005
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[Kori Ellis]

:lmao @ the slovenian mafia pic

[Shelly]

:lmao @ Slomo!

Now where's that voodoo doll for Timvp?

[Slomo]

:lmao @ Slomo!

Now where's that voodoo doll for Timvp?
I would make one, but since Buzzini's trademark is not his Jersey but.... I don't think Kori would allow it on the forum :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

damn LJ's got some good connections.......

[whottt]

LMAO! This thread is hilarious...

The funniest part is the revelation that TimVP and Kori are in the same house arguing on IM.

What? Is it too much trouble to walk into the other room? :D


TimVP don't sweat it bud....if this guy sends a pic of himself out with his emails as Standard Operating Procedure, he's stuck on himself....most women can only handle a guy like that for so long(I know because I am one of those types of guys). It won't go past fling status before Kori concludes he's a pansy ass pussy.

[Kori Ellis]

The funniest part is the revelation that TimVP and Kori argue on IM

What? Is it too much trouble to walk into the other room?

We are in the same room. :lol And it was a joke, not an argument. LJ is just being overdramatic for the sake of entertainment. He isn't really threatened by anyone.

Oh and the guy didn't send his picture in the email. We researched him on the internet.

[Jester1525]

:lol

I get fan mail a lot, but this is one of the few times we could see what the guy looked like. Either way, I wrote him back and told him I'm married.


WOW!!! Still??????


:angel

[angel_luv]

No worries,L.J.!

Old whatzhisname is as good as toast! I'm going to get my boss, the Almighty to smite him for you. = )

[timvp]

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He emailed Kori back.


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[timvp]

P.S.

Thanks for the backup.

:smokin

[Taco]

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Slomo is da man!!!! :lol

[ObiwanGinobili]

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He emailed Kori back.


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:wow
don;t tease us man.

[timvp]

:wow
don;t tease us man.

I don't have a copy of this email.

:depressed

[angel_luv]

I don't have a copy of this email.

:depressed


I'm no Charlie's Angel... but if you want me to go kick some "pretty" boy :vomit :vomit :vomit :vomit tail, I will!

[Shelly]

I don't have a copy of this email.

:depressed


Man...can't you read over her shoulder or something and then let us know??? :lol

[Extra Stout]

What's to worry about here? What about that whole "Once you go Dominican, you never go back" thing?

[timvp]

What's to worry about here? What about that whole "Once you go Dominican, you never go back" thing?

Berry, berry true.

:smokin

[Shelly]

Speaking of Dominican...where's my plantain recipe?????????????????????

:lol

[timvp]

Los platanos es muy bueno :tu

[ShoogarBear]

:lmao

Kori have any sudden trips to LA planned recently?

[timvp]

Playdog actually emailed Kori again yesterday.

:flipoff

[ObiwanGinobili]

dayyyyuuumn

he's got it bad huh?

[TOP-CHERRY]

Y'all are the cutest couple I've ever read about.

:D