can any french speaker translate this?

[testies]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcJaSc_s6Q

pretty please??

[Brazil]

Honestly we are playing like we are scared

I don't talk about offense, I'm talking about defense... We agreed on stuff we need to do, we don't chase out pick and roll, we let them shooting 3s, we don't go for the rebound. They aggress us we cannot even make an outbound pass, we need to play more physical. Against Slovenia we played physical, here we are not playing physical, they are dominating us because they think we are just shit: You can see it their face, they think we are shit. I don't care of what happens in second half even if we loose at least we play proudly. After if we loose that's life but I prefer loosing fighting, not like that, they are destroying us.

[PÒÓCH]

Merde is shit .... all I know.

[Brazil]

Last part

nothing to loose, we play. Antoine you have a shot you take it, Alexis you have a shot you take it, nothing to loose.... Nando, Antoine, announce plays for Nico and Bobo, just one out of 5 for me, you know what ? forget about me.

[Beaverfuzz]

Says to screw your mother with a rusty fork.

[TheGreatYacht]

Says to screw your mother with a rusty fork.
:lmao

[ElNono]

You're all shit... all shit... I'm gonna win this myself, then I'm going to go to the Spurs with Bobo and win another NBA ring... shut up Nico, we're going to destroy your cute little team (? I think he said team?) . Nando, you're not getting a minute out there. Not today, not with the Spurs. Start packing your shit and you better be gone before the playoffs start. Fuck.

(My french is a little rusty, tbh)

[Brazil]

You're all shit... all shit... I'm gonna win this myself, then I'm going to go to the Spurs with Bobo and win another NBA ring... shut up Nico, we're going to destroy your cute little team (? I think he said team?) . Nando, you're not getting a minute out there. Not today, not with the Spurs. Start packing your shit and you better be gone before the playoffs start. Fuck.

(My french is a little rusty, tbh)

:lol not even close but that is a good imitation of how lefty would have translated

always funny when Algerians try to speak French tbh

[ElNono]

:lol not even close but that is a good imitation of how lefty would have translated

always funny when Algerians try to speak French tbh

well, it's been over 10 years since I've been to Paris, tbh... :lol

Thanks for the translation

[Brazil]

well, it's been over 10 years since I've been to Paris, tbh... :lol

Thanks for the translation

:lol

You are welcome

[webshad]

pretty please??

Tony is saying “Allez allez les gars, franchement si on joue comme ca comme on aller perdre”

Come on, come on guys, frankly we are playing like we already lost.

“Je parle pas de l’attaque, mais la defense, on dit des trucs mais on sort pas sur les pick and roll et ils lancent des trois points, on vas pas au rebond”

I am not talking about the offense, but the defense. We say stuff we are supposed to do but we don’t, we aren’t defending the pick and roll and they are shooting threes, we don’t go after rebounds.

“Il faut jouer plus physic que ca, avec la Slovenie on a jouer physic, la on jous pas physic”

We must play physical, versus Slovenia we played physical, this time we aren’t playing physical.

“Ils nous domine parce qu’on n’est la merde, ca se voit dans leurs visages”

They are dominating us because they think we are a pile of shit, we can see it in their faces.

“Je m’en fou qu’est quon fait dans le deuxieme mis temps, mais il faut jouer avec la fierte et dur, apres si on perdre, c’est pas grave, c’est la vie”.

I don’t care, in the 2nd half we gotta play with honour and hard, after that if we lose, its fine, that’s just life.

“Mais moi je veu pas perdre comme ca, la on se fait defoncer”

I don't want to lose like this, we are getting manhandled.


Then during the interview he just says “I was looking for the right words to irritate my teammates so that we come back hard in the 2nd half”.

Back in the locker room he says “come on guys let’s play, we have nothing to lose, Antoine take the shot when your open, forget about me, only give me the ball 1/5 times”.

**Sorry I didn't conjugate my verbs in french, I just freestyled in MS Word 2013 without even bothering to change the dictionary to french **