Kobe Has Never Beaten

[ezau]

a back-to-back champion team in the Finals, which means most of titles are against some of the weakest teams from the East. Heck, Kobe hasn't dethroned a defending champion from the East en route to a title. Surely, the most overrated player of this generation.

[Arnold Toht]

Kobe himself has repeated, three times over. You shouldn't be one to talk about repeats.

[spurraider21]

he's about to repeat missing the playoffs :lol

[midnightpulp]

Kobe himself has repeated, three times over. You shouldn't be one to talk about repeats.

As long as the count is 5=5

[Arnold Toht]

As long as the count is 5=5

It bothered you, Midst. It still bothers you.

[midnightpulp]

he's about to repeat not making the playoffs :lol

Yep. And it'll be devastating to his legacy. Quitting this year and then failing to make the post-season next year.

Kobe will tumble to the Karl Malone tier, tbh.

[ezau]

Kobe himself has repeated, three times over. You shouldn't be one to talk about repeats.

And yet, Duncan>Kobe?. Duncan doesn't need to repeat at all to be ranked higher than Kirby:lol

[ezau]

Yep. And it'll be devastating to his legacy. Quitting this year and then failing to make the post-season next year.

Kobe will tumble to the Karl Malone tier, tbh.

Mid with the goods.

[Arnold Toht]

And yet, Duncan>Kobe?. Duncan doesn't need to repeat at all.

He does, as long as the ring count is knotted up. That's the tiebreaker, that was the agreement.

How else do you fuckin' tiebreak it?

[ezau]

He does, as long as the ring count is knotted up. That's the tiebreaker, that was the agreement.

How else do you fuckin' tiebreak it?

Here's how you break the tie:


Duncan:


5 rings
3 FMVPS
2 MVPS


Kobe:


5 Rings
2 FMVPs
1 MVP


Boiled down:


Duncan>Kobe

[Arnold Toht]

Here's how you break the tie:


Duncan:


5 rings
3 FMVPS
2 MVPS


Kobe:


5 Rings
2 FMVPs
1 MVP


Boiled down:


Duncan>Kobe

I don't do MVPs. I do win the last game you play & make sure it lasts for at least 2 years. Kobe did not lose the last game he played for 3 consecutive years. That's how you break the tie.

[Arnold Toht]

The agreement (April 2013) was in principle:


Duncan is on top of Bryant in the scenario in which he beats the Lakers on his way to #5 OR he gets to #6 outright.

Any other scenario? It's Kobe 5 Duncan the shit bag.

[ezau]

I don't do MVPs. I do win the last game you play & make sure it lasts for at least 2 years. Kobe did not lose the last game he played for 3 consecutive years. That's how you break the tie.

Duncan>Kobe

That's it and that's all

[Arnold Toht]

Duncan is still the power bottom to Kobe.

[ezau]

The agreement (April 2013) was in principle:


Duncan is on top of Bryant in the scenario in which he beats the Lakers on his way to #5 OR he gets to #6 outright.

Any other scenario? It's Kobe 5 Duncan the shit bag.

I don't do agreements. Duncan surpassed Kirby, Wilt, and Shaq last June 14, 2014. Let us proceed.

[Arnold Toht]

Kobe is on top, 3 repeats to none.

[ezau]

Duncan is still the power bottom to Kobe.

Running out of material?:lol

[ezau]

Kobe is on top, 3 repeats to none.

Kirby can collect 30 million USD next year while watching his team go in flames. :lol

[spurraider21]

I don't do MVPs. I do win the last game you play & make sure it lasts for at least 2 years. Kobe did not lose the last game he played for 3 consecutive years. That's how you break the tie.
neither does Kobe :lol

[The Batman]

Kirby can collect 30 million USD next year while watching his team go in flames. :lol

Some men just wanna watch the world burn

[kobe4life]

God has beaten the spurs who were champs back in '04 and '08. God is the best just deal with it He has always been better than Duncan and always shall be better than Duncan that is just a fact of life.

[elmanutres]

The agreement (April 2013) was in principle:


Duncan is on top of Bryant in the scenario in which he beats the Lakers on his way to #5 OR he gets to #6 outright.

Any other scenario? It's Kobe 5 Duncan the shit bag.
it wasn't official anyways. so Duncan retains the tiebreaker

[Arnold Toht]

Duncan retains the shitbag on orders from Arizona.

[ezau]

Duncan retains the shitbag on orders from Arizona.

Are you ready for a bukkake? Well, here it is::lol

http://i.imgur.com/FHmf7vq.jpg


Duncan>Kobe

[Thread]

Duncan retains the shitbag on orders from Arizona.

CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IrisHockey]

:lol there's literally more talk about Kobe than there is about Duncan or LeBron... and Kobe hasn't played a game in 159 days

[Nathan89]

Most popular dude in the league getting one regular season MVP.:lmao

[Thread]

:lol there's literally more talk about Kobe than there is about Duncan or LeBron... and Kobe hasn't played a game in 159 days

That 5th one pushed everybody over the edge.

4 years ago tonite.

[Arnold Toht]

Number 5 didn't sink in until opening night 2010. They were dodging it for an entire summer.

[Thread]

Number 5 didn't sink in until opening night 2010. They were dodging it for an entire summer.

Precisely, big babies.

[IrisHockey]

:cry 2010
:cry 21 blessings, Dr House, Pass1st, PGDynasty24..

[TDMVPDPOY]

KIRBY has never beatened lebron or wade his main rival, actually he will never have the chance in of ever meeting any of these 2 in an elimination series

so according to jim carey that dirk is top12, then kirby must be behind dirk? dirk is still going...while the same cant be said about some cripple clown still bitter and salty over 5 and potential of 6, come to daddy i sprinkle some lemon and put more salt into that achilles...

[midnightpulp]

:lol there's literally more talk about Kobe than there is about Duncan or LeBron... and Kobe hasn't played a game in 159 days

I think it's because there's no other fanbase villains. Mavericks fans once filled that role, then Lakers fans, post-Gasol trade. Heat fans and Thunderfans just don't have the presence like the former. Thunderup has no fellow Thunderfan soldiers to ride along with him and the Heat fans are too nice (Timmy2Zo, D-Wade, Ace).

So Lakers fans are the only ones it's fun to give shit to. :lol

[Thread]

KIRBY has never beatened lebron or wade his main rival, actually he will never have the chance in of ever meeting any of these 2 in an elimination series

so according to jim carey that dirk is top12, then kirby must be behind dirk? dirk is still going...while the same cant be said about some cripple clown still bitter and salty over 5 and potential of 6, come to daddy i sprinkle some lemon and put more salt into that achilles...

...though you did give one back last year about this time. C'mon, dude, come clean, admit you got catfished in the middle of June.

[Thread]

Dr House

My God, that seems like a lifetime ago. Sobering reflection, Shockey.

[ezau]

My God, that seems like a lifetime ago. Sobering reflection, Shockey.

Dr. House died when Duncan rang last June 14, 2014.

[Thread]

Dr. House died when Duncan rang last June 14, 2014.

He was so regal. Like immaculate, like Hirohito in Japan during WWII.

Those were the salad days when I first arrived. 5 years now. Seems like 20.

[ezau]

God has beaten the spurs who were champs back in '04 and '08. God is the best just deal with it He has always been better than Duncan and always shall be better than Duncan that is just a fact of life.

You know what else happened in 04 and 08? Kobe was destroyed by the Pistons and fucked sideways by no less than their arch rivals:lol

[ezau]

Number 5 didn't sink in until opening night 2010. They were dodging it for an entire summer.

And Now, it's Duncan>Kobe. It's the end of the 5>4 dynasty.

[Thread]

You know what else happened in 04 and 08? Kobe was destroyed by the Pistons and fucked sideways by no less than their arch rivals:lol

I remember when you beat the Pistons. Then I come here a few years later and find that LJ had built them a little house down the road a piece. And the assholes went in there. I still can't believe they disgraced themselves that. Like they catfished themselves. A self fulfillling catfishing.

[ezau]

He was so regal. Like immaculate, like Hirohito in Japan during WWII.

Those were the salad days when I first arrived. 5 years now. Seems like 20.

You've built the 5>4 dynasty that lasted for four years and some mini-runs such as 6, Skunker, and 8. It's Duncan>Kobe now, but you're still a legend here on ST. From the bottom of my heart, much respect Dale.

[Thread]

You've built the 5>4 dynasty that lasted for four years and some mini-runs such as 6, Skunker, and 8. It's Duncan>Kobe now, but you're still a legend here on ST. From the bottom of my heart, much respect Dale.

6 is like the living Bible, it'll never die because you can't get it back, Ease.

+ I still have the bag for at least another year...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[IrisHockey]

6 is like the living Bible,

:lol wow..

[ezau]

6 is like the living Bible, it'll never die because you can't get it back, Ease.

+ I still have the bag for at least another year...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

6 died when Duncan rang last June 14, 2014. But it's Duncan>Kobe now, and you know it's all a matter of time before you lose the shit bag schtick. Still, you had a dynastic run. :toast

[Thread]

6 died when Duncan rang last June 14, 2014. But it's Duncan>Kobe now, and you know it's all a matter of time before you lose the shit bag schtick. Still, you had a dynastic run. :toast

No, you must shoulder last June the rest of your days, Ez. I told you that when it happened. But, you were too busy wailing to hear your old dad. You'll always be light one because you had one that had to be returned.

You poor sap, you.

[ezau]

No, you must shoulder last June the rest of your days, Ez. I told you that when it happened. But, you were too busy wailing to hear your old dad. You'll always be light one because you had one that had to be returned.

You poor sap, you.

It's over Dale and you know it. Even Rome had to fall down eventually. Duncan>Kobe

[Thread]

It's over Dale and you know it. Even Rome had to fall down eventually. Duncan>Kobe

You'll take last June to the grave.

[ezau]

You'll take last June to the grave.

We rose from the ashes to claim Duncan>Kobe. Everybody thought it was over when 6 happened, but the Spurs pounded the rock and then beat the defending champs in 5.

[Thread]

We rose from the ashes to claim Duncan>Kobe. Everybody thought it was over when 6 happened, but the Spurs pounded the rock and then beat the defending champs in 5.

Last June will always be there. You left one for the ages. You had 6.

[midnightpulp]

Last June will always be there. You left one for the ages. You had 6.

Can't win 'em all. '69 and '84 taught you that. We're all light 1 or 2. But damn, The Redemption was sweet.

[ezau]

Last June will always be there. You left one for the ages. You had 6.

As mid calls it, The Redemption erased 6.

[Thread]

As mid calls it, The Redemption erased 6.

Nothing eradicates last June, Ez, and we both know it. Why can't you take it?

[ezau]

Nothing eradicates last June, Ez, and we both know it. Why can't you take it?

I'm actually watching Game 6 right now. It's actually funny:lol These Spurs made it a lot more difficult but the one year wait is worth it.

[midnightpulp]

Nothing eradicates last June, Ez, and we both know it. Why can't you take it?

We'll always be light one, but I'm thankful we ain't light two. I couldn't get settled even when we were up 3-1.

[z0sa]

Last June will always be there. You left one for the ages. You had 6.

I think you should check the Lakers' record in the Finals before you keep blathering on and on about lost championships.

Boiled down :::

TOSB>48.5

[Kool Bob Love]

Nothing eradicates last June, Ez, and we both know it. Why can't you take it?

Give and take dale. That's life.

[Thread]

>>>>>>We'll always be light one<<<<<<, but I'm thankful we ain't light two. I couldn't get settled even we were up 3-1.

Fine. Now don't renege two days from now.

& it's difficult to have confidence in a Finals. You want it so bad it is intolerable. You just want it to be over. You don't want it to turn, to go against you, the tide to turn, that change in commentary and play by play from what it was when you were in control. It's a horrible thing being involved in it. I want more, yes, but, I'm content now. The denial is gone, the empty place is full, I don't want to be there anymore watching the angst on their (Lakers) faces the alarm. Even watching some it this playoff was too intense, brought back too much to the fore. Watching Paul, whom I hate with such agony etched was uncomfortable.

I just can't do it anymore.

[Thread]

I think you should check the Lakers' record in the Finals before you keep blathering on and on about lost championships.

Boiled down :::

TOSB>48.5

We never had to go the case and give one back. You did. Christ, just take it.

[z0sa]

Redemption makes 5 all the more sweeter, Cully.

[midnightpulp]

Fine. Now don't renege two days from now.

& it's difficult to have confidence in a Finals. You want it so bad it is intolerable. You just want it to be over. You don't want it to turn, to go against you, the tide to turn, that change in commentary and play by play from what it was when you were in control. It's a horrible thing being involved in it. I want more, yes, but, I'm content now. The denial is gone, the empty place is full, I don't want to be there anymore watching the angst on their (Lakers) faces the alarm. Even watching some it this playoff was too intense, brought back too much to the fore. Watching Paul, whom I hate with such agony etched was uncomfortable.

I just can't do it anymore.

Still got O & 46.

Are you uneasy about the Suns getting into the mix next year?

[Thread]

Redemption makes 5 all the more sweeter, Cully.

I just wish your people would have marked the spot last June immediately after the Finals instead of this June just before the Finals. Duncan, et al never let on that redemption was needed, nor mandatory. Immediately after the '84 Finals Magic vowed a 100 game grailed quest while still standing on MA., soil. You? You went to Miami X and flew back to TX., while Media left you alone and stayed back in FL..

C'mon.

[z0sa]

Different situations and people. When the appropriate time arrived, Tim Duncan did let em know he was comin, and hell comes with him.

[100%duncan]

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[Venti Quattro]

Kobe will tumble to the Karl Malone tier, tbh.

:lmao what a whole load of shit

You're better than that, 21_Dickings

[TDMVPDPOY]

lol kirbystans still bitter

remember 03/04, and the beggin...lol automatic championships my ass

[Venti Quattro]

lol kirbystans still bitter

remember 03/04, and the beggin...lol automatic championships my ass

Yes he risks b2b non-appearances in the Playoffs but on Karl Malone's level? :lmao go fk urself wanker

[ezau]

100%duncan deepthroating them Kobestans right now:lol

[100%duncan]

100%duncan deepthroating them Kobestans right now:lol

The deepthroating was done with the last year's sweep and this year's ship...

I just boiled it down to them....

Boiled down::::

http://i.imgur.com/FHmf7vq.jpg

[ezau]

The deepthroating was done with the last year's sweep and this year's ship...

I just boiled it down to them....

Boiled down::::

http://i.imgur.com/FHmf7vq.jpg

Duncan>Kobe

God it feels so good typing that:toast

[100%duncan]

Duncan>Kobe

God it feels so good typing that:toast

This off-season is going to be good :lmao

[scanry]

:lol there's literally more talk about Kobe than there is about Duncan or LeBron... and Kobe hasn't played a game in 159 days

Iri, Kobe hasn't played a playoff game in over 3 years.

[Thread]

Different situations and people. When the appropriate time arrived, Tim Duncan did let em know he was comin, and hell comes with him.

Just cute & quaint that it took him nigh on a year to acknowledge last June, but, then he didn't have ESPN up his ass for 12 months. They let him be.

[baseline bum]

Kobe will tumble to the Karl Malone tier, tbh.

:lol let's not get carried away mid. About all they have in common is being sexual criminals.

[Thread]

:lol let's not get carried away mid. About all they have in common is being sexual criminals.

You've nary room. Your team is steeped in sexual degenerates. Pop could be Sandusky's son. He's the spittin' image of the man.

[baseline bum]

You've nary room. Your team is steeped in sexual degenerates. Pop could be Sandusky's son. He's the spittin' image of the man.

Are you good at algebra son? Because we all know that 5α > 2α+3β when boiled down.

[Thread]

Are you good at algebra son? Because we all know that 5α > 2α+3β

I just boil everything down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[baseline bum]

I just boil everything down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Nuh uh, summer school for you my friend

[Thread]

Nuh uh, summer school for you my friend

I told you last June that you'd rue the day you fucked that up. Well, that [day] has arrived.

I've no sympathy for you.

[Clipper Nation]

I just boil everything down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5
5α > 5ω

[jjktkk]

Cully, what we need to start discussing, is how are you gonna spin the Suns being a superior team to the Lakers now?

[Thread]

Cully, what we need to start discussing, is how are you gonna spin the Suns being a superior team to the Lakers now?

Like this:::O & 46!!!

ADDENDUM:::See, Media, in particular ESPN, using Cowherd as their catalyst want to change the scope now and just "get there"...no longer will winning the thing be the (only thing). We won't do that here, no, not as long as I draw breath here. We started together torturing Daddy and we're gonna go on together torturing those who do not finish it. "Getting there" is a means to the end. Without the end, you're in last place with the other 28.

& that's just the way it's gonna be.

[Jenks]

I'm hoping Kobe wins MVP next year, so he can be tied for the most MVP awards on the current incredible Lakers roster.

http://abovetherim.com.au/nba/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Nash-MVP.jpg

[Fpoonsie]

Duncan is on top of Bryant in the scenario in which he beats the Lakers on his way to #5

rofl This stipulation loses all merit with Kobe on his way to missing 2 postseasons in a row: TheRepeat

[Red Hawk #21]

Running out of material?:lol

This is a result of 5 aka The Redemption, tbh...

[TampaDude]

We never had to go the case and give one back. You did. Christ, just take it.

We took it, all right...took it back in 5.

[Prime Time]

Laker fans are dangling from a cliff, trying to grab on to Kobe's dick so they can pull themselves up. It's okay, let go. It's over.. TD wins. :toast

[Thread]

We took it, all right...took it back in 5.

But, you had 6. You'll always be short 1.

[Gummi Clutch]

:cry 2010
:cry 21 blessings, Dr House, Pass1st, PGDynasty24..
..:lol

You're clearly someone's shitty troll.

[Splits]

I'm hoping Kobe wins MVP next year, so he can be tied for the most MVP awards on the current incredible Lakers roster.

http://abovetherim.com.au/nba/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Nash-MVP.jpg

Bonner: 2

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