View Full Version : The Official English Premiere League Thread, 2014-15
Blizzardwizard
12-28-2014, 10:35 AM
How has wanker still got a gig at Arsenal? Flamini and Coquelin in midfield? :lmao
Blizzardwizard
12-28-2014, 10:35 AM
:lol Sharks
Lakeshit :lol
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 10:40 AM
Penaaaaaaaldo
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 10:41 AM
Cathorla :tu
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 10:44 AM
:lmao
West Ham is still going to draw though
Venti Quattro
12-28-2014, 10:47 AM
:lol West Ham conceding two in three minutes
quentin_compson
12-28-2014, 10:50 AM
Should be Song in Arsenal's midfield instead of Flamini ...
Not the best of performances from Arsenal, but at least they got the lead.
Blizzardwizard
12-28-2014, 11:02 AM
I think we can all agree Sam Allardyce is football's greatest manager.
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:12 AM
Here comes the choke per par
lefty
12-28-2014, 11:16 AM
:lol Chelsea
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:23 AM
Coq fucking sucks, Jesus
quentin_compson
12-28-2014, 11:29 AM
Coq fucking sucks, Jesus
Coqsucker
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:35 AM
Coqsucker
:lol it was so obvious that I feel stupid for not saying it first
lefty
12-28-2014, 11:40 AM
:lol Citeh
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:43 AM
Gibbs for Welbeck? Typical Wenger defensive strategy that doesn't work a lot of the times.
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:45 AM
Ox playing like Enrique these past five minutes
lefty
12-28-2014, 11:46 AM
Gibbs for Welbeck? Typical Wenger defensive strategy that doesn't work a lot of the times.
In this case it makes sense
Not when you are 11 vs 10 men
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:47 AM
Wenger bringing in all his defense :lol
Venti Quattro
12-28-2014, 11:48 AM
Coq fucking sucks, Jesus
Wenger likes Coq that's why he plays him
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:48 AM
:lmao five minutes
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:50 AM
Good game tbh
lefty
12-28-2014, 11:53 AM
Dat was close
NASpurs
12-28-2014, 11:54 AM
Holy shit, unpucker
lefty
12-28-2014, 11:54 AM
Citeh with a chance to catch Chelsea
:lol choked
lefty
12-29-2014, 11:52 AM
Luis Suarez says La Liga defenders are 'more skilful' than in EPL
http://www.thescore.com/liga/news/667022
Jodelo DAF86
Jodelo
12-29-2014, 12:08 PM
Luis Suarez says La Liga defenders are 'more skilful' than in EPL
http://www.thescore.com/liga/news/667022
Jodelo (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=23669) DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)
True. In Spain they can all "play" football, in England they are stronger and more likely to just kick the ball away (although it was worse a few years back).
lefty
12-29-2014, 12:36 PM
True. In Spain they can all "play" football, in England they are stronger and more likely to just kick the ball away (although it was worse a few years back).
:lol EPL
:lol rugbymen
resistanze
12-29-2014, 12:42 PM
Luis Suarez says La Liga defenders are 'more skilful' than in EPL
http://www.thescore.com/liga/news/667022
Jodelo DAF86
While this is probably true, he's probably deflecting from his shit start @ Barca :lol
lefty
12-29-2014, 12:50 PM
While this is probably true, he's probably deflecting from his shit start @ Barca :lol
Well to be fair he is playing on the wing
Not his natural position (Barca separatists want to make sure Messi remains the top goal scorer and shatters records)
Despite all that, he has been playing well, even though he hasnMt scored a lot of goals
resistanze
12-29-2014, 12:57 PM
Well to be fair he is playing on the wing
Not his natural position (Barca separatists want to make sure Messi remains the top goal scorer and shatters records)
Despite all that, he has been playing well, even though he hasnMt scored a lot of goals
We talked about this though, he's been playing CF for over a month
And he played on the wing several times with Sturridge in the center last season, so no excuse
lefty
12-29-2014, 01:25 PM
We talked about this though, he's been playing CF for over a month
And he played on the wing several times with Sturridge in the center last season, so no excuse
lol no I watched Bartha's last 2 games and he played on the wing
Anbd he could play on the wing in the EPL because their defenders are shit :lol
resistanze
12-29-2014, 01:30 PM
lol no I watched Bartha's last 2 games and he played on the wing
Anbd he could play on the wing in the EPL because their defenders are shit :lol
lol no. Their last match
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/la-liga/barcelona-c%C3%B3rdoba-17243/
:lol @ Messi with a brace on the wing. he needs to stop the excuses and just play. he hasn't been bad, but saying its the wing vs center is an excuse
lefty
12-29-2014, 01:32 PM
lol no. Their last match
https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/football/la-liga/barcelona-c%C3%B3rdoba-17243/
lol yeah I saw the formation before the kick off
During the actual game Luis spent more time on the right
In the link you posted, check his heat map
lefty
12-29-2014, 01:38 PM
Pardew to Crystal Palace :lol
http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11661/9624819/premier-league-newcastle-and-palace-talks-over-pardew-move-at-advanced-stage?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter
Blizzardwizard
12-29-2014, 02:04 PM
It seems Senor Martinez's seat is starting to heat up at Everton.
Come home Roberto :cry
lefty
12-29-2014, 04:08 PM
Fabianski :lmao
lefty
12-30-2014, 02:54 PM
:lmao
549684943644008448
549587029261303808
Blizzardwizard
12-31-2014, 05:40 PM
Man City v Chelsea on 31st January. I'm hoping it's a 0-0 game in the 85th minute and Aguero comes running out of the tunnel to Stone Cold Steve Austin's intro music before elbow dropping Diego Costa and scoring the winner.
lefty
01-01-2015, 12:24 AM
EPL games today
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 09:25 AM
Chambers starting at DM... :lol this is going to be interesting. It'll be like a new signing!
550652664028360705
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 09:28 AM
As long as I don't have to see that bum Flamini, I don't give a shit who starts in his place.
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 09:45 AM
United getting away with a blatant handball in the box against Stoke. Over the years they've had as much ref help as the Lakers..
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 10:06 AM
Is there anyone above 5'9" in Arsenal's frontline? :lol
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 10:35 AM
:lmao Szczesny
:lmao Arsenal
:lmao faggots
Venti Quattro
01-01-2015, 10:40 AM
Die in a fire, Szczesny
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 10:57 AM
But but but Szczesny just wanted to take a selfie with the Southampton player :cry
Venti Quattro
01-01-2015, 11:22 AM
:lmao :lmao I'm done
lefty
01-01-2015, 11:40 AM
Arsenal has a very comical backline tbh.
My nuggah Mahrez has been a beast in his last 3 games
lefty
01-01-2015, 11:46 AM
:lol Wenger getting it from a fan
Jodelo
01-01-2015, 11:52 AM
Commentator
"Arsenal is nice to watch but easy to play against" :lmao
resistanze
01-01-2015, 12:01 PM
Wow this team should be relegated
lefty
01-01-2015, 12:14 PM
Commentator
"Arsenal is nice to watch but easy to play against" :lmao
Didn't know you watched the EPL tbh :lol
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 01:19 PM
:lmao Chelshit
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 01:20 PM
Chelsea :lmao
lefty
01-01-2015, 01:21 PM
My niggah BENTALEB bullying Cheski's midfielders
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 01:42 PM
:lol Holy shit
Jodelo
01-01-2015, 01:43 PM
Didn't know you watched the EPL tbh :lol
Only at times when nothing else is on. :lol
lefty
01-01-2015, 01:43 PM
My niggah BENTALEB bullying Cheski's midfielders
lefty
01-01-2015, 01:44 PM
Only at times when nothing else is on. :lol
Do you have an epl team, son?
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 01:47 PM
Harry Kane :cry
2018 World Cup MVP :cry
lefty
01-01-2015, 01:56 PM
Harry Kane :cry
2018 World Cup MVP :cry
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6SQq1xIEAAi8hB.jpg
Jodelo
01-01-2015, 02:01 PM
Do you have an epl team, son?
I will get killed around here but i always like(d) ManU. :lol
Jodelo
01-01-2015, 02:07 PM
5-2 :lmao
NASpurs
01-01-2015, 02:07 PM
What an ass raping.
resistanze
01-01-2015, 02:07 PM
:lmao chelski
lefty
01-01-2015, 02:10 PM
I will get killed around here but i always like(d) ManU. :lol
:lol
lefty
01-01-2015, 02:11 PM
Cahill should have been ejected 3 times in this game
lefty
01-01-2015, 02:12 PM
:lol Bentaleb giving it to Fagregas
lefty
01-01-2015, 02:17 PM
Holy shit :lmao
@FootyHumour: Mourinho to the Chelsea players in the dressing room vine.co/v/Ow9Qx9H6Ked
https://twitter.com/FootyHumour/status/550730725054742530
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 02:45 PM
This is the worst thing to happen to Chelsea fans since they were Man City fans.
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 02:49 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6SfKeZCcAAF4y7.png
lefty
01-01-2015, 04:10 PM
Lol on top because of the alphabetical order
resistanze
01-01-2015, 04:18 PM
Lol on top because of the alphabetical order
one game playoff if that stands @ end of season
lefty
01-01-2015, 04:20 PM
one game playoff if that stands @ end of season
That would be fantastic tbh
Sucks for Citeh that YT is leaving for AFCON
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 04:41 PM
Anyone else seen Robert Huth (Stoke City defender) on twitter just now? NSFW :lol
Blizzardwizard
01-01-2015, 05:23 PM
Gerrard leaving for LA Galaxy :lol
Wants to win a league title so bad he hops on over to the OAP league to do it :lol
lefty
01-01-2015, 05:57 PM
:lmao slipping phaggot
Venti Quattro
01-02-2015, 09:54 AM
CONFIRMED: Stevie G will leave Liverpool at the end of the Season
:lmao Liverpool are so shit nowadays that even Gerrard wants no part of them
lefty
01-02-2015, 11:36 AM
Not surprised
:lmao phaggot almost bolted to Chelsea after winning the Chamoions League
lefty
01-02-2015, 11:56 AM
540624729967955968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0q5CLrPRd8
FlAVaK
01-03-2015, 05:23 PM
Anyone else seen Robert Huth (Stoke City defender) on twitter just now? NSFW :lol
"@CockOrNoCock YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE HUTH." :lmao
Premier League: Sky sources report the FA is looking into Robert Huth's alleged Twitter use (http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11701/9629536/premier-league-sky-sources-report-the-fa-is-looking-into-robert-huths-alleged-twitter-use)
Blizzardwizard
01-03-2015, 05:27 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bi_-dyqIUAAQqkX.jpg
NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:55 PM
20'
Per Mertesacker hits a good header. Outcome: goal
Dat ESPN play by play :lol
NASpurs
01-04-2015, 01:56 PM
:lmao Venti Quattro... det Walcott miss
Venti Quattro
01-04-2015, 03:06 PM
:lmao Venti Quattro... det Walcott miss
He should be stripped of the #14 right now. Fucking disgrace
quentin_compson
01-04-2015, 03:35 PM
Well, Walcott and Campbell both clearly lack match fitness, but they both had their moments. Walcott should have scored, of course. All in all, nothing to write home about from Arsenal, but at least it was a somewhat solid win.
Blizzardwizard
01-05-2015, 03:35 PM
The man mountain Akinfenwa scores against Liverpool!!
lefty
01-05-2015, 03:36 PM
:lmao Mignolet just got scored on by this dude :
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/07/article-2553558-1B42EE0E00000578-80_634x602.jpg
resistanze
01-11-2015, 10:26 AM
2 goals and an assist for Dirty Sanchez.
lefty
01-11-2015, 11:58 AM
Yeah fantasy points imo
Venti Quattro
01-14-2015, 05:56 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmjNRcoZxw
lefty
01-14-2015, 11:43 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7TxR3IIMAAJ7JD.jpg:large
lefty
01-17-2015, 11:01 AM
:lol Swansea
:lol down 4-0 at HT, at home vs Chelsea
:lol Liverpool playing much better since Gerrard is on the bench
lefty
01-18-2015, 10:18 AM
@Arsenal: Arsenal team to play @MCFC: Ospina, Bellerin, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Ramsey, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Cazorla, Alexis, Giroud
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/556828664613314560
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 11:24 AM
Holy shit
lefty
01-18-2015, 11:39 AM
I have Sanchez on my fantasy team
Isn't he supposed to take penalties?
Fuck that shit
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 11:49 AM
Who is this Arsenal that I'm watching that's showing a lot of composure and sucking the life out of the Etihad. Bellerin and Nacho have been very impressive as well. :wow
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 11:51 AM
Not digging giving the ball up every third or fourth consecutive pass.
resistanze
01-18-2015, 12:06 PM
Who is this Arsenal that I'm watching that's showing a lot of composure and sucking the life out of the Etihad. Bellerin and Nacho have been very impressive as well. :wow
Bellerin has been SOLID, absurd
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:06 PM
Not good, game is too wide open to start the second half
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:07 PM
Bellerin has been SOLID, absurd
Coq and Bellerin are like new signings!
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:13 PM
Fuckity fuck
resistanze
01-18-2015, 12:14 PM
Ramsey is atrocious, out of form...put in Rosicky
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:24 PM
Omg! Is this real life
Blizzardwizard
01-18-2015, 12:27 PM
Pffft, winning at the Etihad is no big deal. Fucking Wigan did it last year. Fucking Wigan.
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:29 PM
Pffft, winning at the Etihad is no big deal. Fucking Wigan did it last year. Fucking Wigan.
You would think it's not a big deal. Arsenal has been complete shit against City, United and Chelsea for like five years.
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:31 PM
Monreal :lmao
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:33 PM
Holy shit Cathorla
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:39 PM
Ramsey going Enrique there. Pass the fucking ball.
NASpurs
01-18-2015, 12:49 PM
Cathorla was fucking great on defense and pushing the ball. Dat little nigga was MOTM for me
resistanze
01-18-2015, 01:12 PM
Cathorla was fucking great on defense and pushing the ball. Dat little nigga was MOTM for me
Straight bossed the game tbh.
Can we ship out Ozil for a DM and a bag of cheetos?
Venti Quattro
01-18-2015, 07:23 PM
Straight bossed the game tbh.
Can we ship out Ozil for a DM and a bag of cheetos?
If we can trick Dortmund for an Ozil-Reus swap, Wenger is a god and I will have buttsex with him tbh
Venti Quattro
01-18-2015, 07:31 PM
Holy shit Cathorla
https://vine.co/v/OjIvah0mFYe
Any problem?
:lmao :lmao
lefty
01-18-2015, 08:18 PM
:cry Santi
Franklin
01-18-2015, 08:48 PM
paying more than 40m pounds for an injury-prone Ozil when you already had Cazorla :lmao
lefty
01-19-2015, 08:54 AM
556868740344975361
Blizzardwizard
01-24-2015, 11:45 AM
Chelsea losing 3-2 to Bradford after being 2-0 up :cry
Middlesbrough beating Man City at the Etihad :cry
Man U only drawing against fourth division side Cambrigde :cry
Middle finger to the elites of football :cry
Blizzardwizard
01-24-2015, 11:53 AM
2-0 Middlesbrough :lmao
4-2 Bradford :lmao
NASpurs
01-24-2015, 11:55 AM
:lol Citeh losing to shitty teams like Middlesbrough and Arsenal at the Etihad
Venti Quattro
01-24-2015, 11:58 AM
Arsenal should have a clear path to B2B FA Cup trophies
WE STACKED :lobt2: :lobt2:
NASpurs
01-24-2015, 11:59 AM
So Citeh, Chelsea and Hotshits are out of the FA Cup.
:cry we can get consecutive FA trophies guies
NASpurs
01-24-2015, 12:00 PM
Arsenal should have a clear path to B2B FA Cup trophies
WE STACKED :lobt2: :lobt2:
Fourth place trophy and FA Cup trophy, it's happening :cry
SAtown
01-24-2015, 12:01 PM
:lol City midgets
NASpurs
01-24-2015, 12:04 PM
:lol dive Maria
:lol ElNono
http://giant.gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel.gif
Venti Quattro
01-24-2015, 12:05 PM
Fourth place trophy and FA Cup trophy, it's happening :cry
Bielik is going to kill some nigs in the EPL.
WE STACKED :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
NASpurs
01-24-2015, 12:06 PM
Bielik is going to kill some nigs in the EPL.
WE STACKED :cry :cry :cry :cry :cry
And Paulista is about to sign. Another great Brazilian defender like Andre Santos :cry
ElNono
01-24-2015, 12:11 PM
:lol dive Maria
:lol ElNono
http://giant.gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel.gif
:lol he always plays too fast, out of control... He's gonna follow Enrique's footsteps, tbh... once that speed is gone, he gonna look pretty mediocre
resistanze
01-24-2015, 12:41 PM
:lol dive Maria
:lol ElNono
http://giant.gfycat.com/CheapMaleAntelopegroundsquirrel.gif
:lmao this nigga kicked the ball out of the stadium?
lefty
01-24-2015, 01:45 PM
:lol Citeh losing to shitty teams like Middlesbrough and Arsenal at the Etihad
:cry Arsenal is not shitty
lefty
01-24-2015, 02:18 PM
Fun fact : the guy who tied the game for Bradford is a Chelsea academy player who was let go by Mourinho
Venti Quattro
01-25-2015, 06:09 PM
278635320097009664
NASpurs
01-27-2015, 03:57 PM
There's some dirty ass shit in this Chelsea/Liverpool game. Costa is involved in most of it. :lol
Kyle Orton
01-27-2015, 04:12 PM
Good game so far. Goalies going ham
lefty
01-28-2015, 06:38 PM
:wow Eriksen's FK
Blizzardwizard
01-30-2015, 05:17 PM
Almost transfer deadline day..... :corn:
Thousands of UK citizens have petitioned for deadline day to be a national holiday :lol
NASpurs
01-30-2015, 05:27 PM
Almost transfer deadline day..... :corn:
Thousands of UK citizens have petitioned for deadline day to be a national holiday :lol
And Sky aren't having reporters at team's grounds and stadiums anymore? Fuck, I used to love watching that whole sideshow. Guess reporters took one too many dildos to the ears.
lefty
01-31-2015, 12:02 PM
Crap I forgot to remove Costa from my fantasy team
Venti Quattro
02-01-2015, 09:03 AM
What has gotten into Coquelin?
NASpurs
02-01-2015, 09:07 AM
What has gotten into Coquelin?
Brings a tear to my eye. He looks great and it feels good to have a competent DM.
NASpurs
02-01-2015, 09:11 AM
Cazorla has turned into Alexis Sanchez. Constant energy, all over the field and a huge fucking impact .
Venti Quattro
02-01-2015, 09:11 AM
Brings a tear to my eye. He looks great and it feels good to have a competent DM.
And he puts Arteta and Monreal in the bench. Thank you Coquelin
DAF86
02-01-2015, 10:12 AM
Straight bossed the game tbh.
Can we ship out Ozil for a DM and a bag of cheetos?
"Best offensive midfielder in the World" :lmao
resistanze
02-01-2015, 10:32 AM
"Best offensive midfielder in the World" :lmao
Perhaps against Villa tbh
DAF86
02-01-2015, 10:45 AM
I still remember how butthurt some folks got at me for saying Ozil wasn't the best offensive midifelder in the World. :lol
:lol lefty
:lol Venti Quattro
:lol Jodelo
:lol symple19
And let's not forget the creator of the phrase IronMexican, the same guy that brought us "Suarez is the third best player in the World" :lmao
Jodelo
02-01-2015, 11:47 AM
Strong words from a guy that said "Brazil 70's WC team would lose to Getafe" :lmao
Özil can be really good if he wants to and cares about it, but often/most times he does not.
lefty
02-01-2015, 12:16 PM
I still remember how butthurt some folks got at me for saying Ozil wasn't the best offensive midifelder in the World. :lol
:lol lefty
:lol Venti Quattro
:lol Jodelo
:lol symple19
And let's not forget the creator of the phrase IronMexican, the same guy that brought us "Suarez is the third best player in the World" :lmao
What?
Not me
DAF86
02-01-2015, 01:07 PM
What?
Not me
You circle yerked around the Ozil boys whenever they tried to make fun of me after he played semidecently against some bottom half team. I can find the posts if you want, tbh.
DAF86
02-01-2015, 01:09 PM
Strong words from a guy that said "Brazil 70's WC team would lose to Getafe" :lmao
Özil can be really good if he wants to and cares about it, but often/most times he does not.
After all these years you still haven't learn to pay attention whenever I say something? Too bad for you, you could be much wiser by now.
Jodelo
02-01-2015, 01:48 PM
After all these years you still haven't learn to pay attention whenever I say something? Too bad for you, you could be much wiser by now.
:lmao Yeah like Getafe would beat Brazil 70. :lmao
lefty
02-01-2015, 05:48 PM
You circle yerked around the Ozil boys whenever they tried to make fun of me after he played semidecently against some bottom half team. I can find the posts if you want, tbh.
Wrong
Check my old posts
lefty
02-01-2015, 05:49 PM
:lmao Yeah like Getafe would beat Brazil 70. :lmao
:lmao
Venti Quattro
02-01-2015, 06:00 PM
Wrong
Check my old posts
Ozil had a very great game tbh. Of course he would, it's against Aston fucking Villa. :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
DAF86
02-01-2015, 06:06 PM
:lmao Yeah like Getafe would beat Brazil 70. :lmao
Getafe with today's training methods and tactics and Brazil with 70's ones yes, Getafe would win easily. Just like any top 100 tennis player from today would beat Rod Laver.
lefty
02-01-2015, 06:08 PM
:lmao
Venti Quattro
02-01-2015, 06:11 PM
561950792673157120
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
DAF86
02-01-2015, 06:19 PM
:lmao
Dude, read and learn instead of throwing smilies around. BTW, aren't you going to adress the message I left you in the Arsenal thread?
lefty
02-01-2015, 09:08 PM
561950792673157120
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
:lmao
NASpurs
02-03-2015, 03:07 PM
:lmao Utd almost getting scored on a minute in
lefty
02-03-2015, 03:36 PM
:lmao Utd almost getting scored on a minute in
1-0 United
NASpurs
02-04-2015, 04:03 PM
:lmao Liverpool
Venti Quattro
02-04-2015, 04:23 PM
:lmao Liverpool
Co-sign
NASpurs
02-04-2015, 04:30 PM
Yeah I knew it wouldn't last, exciting either way. :lol
NASpurs
02-04-2015, 04:35 PM
Siiick goal by Coutinho
lefty
02-04-2015, 06:39 PM
Noticed this while playing FIFA 15
Martin Tyler : " This should be a victory for Liverpool, barring any slip up " :lmao
Venti Quattro
02-04-2015, 08:53 PM
563152875510317057
lefty
02-04-2015, 09:02 PM
563152875510317057
Those are not NA times btw
lefty
02-06-2015, 09:17 AM
Chelsea are winning the transfer market gameBy Kevin McCauley (http://www.sbnation.com/authors/kevin-mccauley) @kevinmccauley (http://twitter.com/kevinmccauley) on Feb 5 2015, 11:50a 60 (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/2/5/7977891/chelsea-transfer-window-andre-schurrle-juan-cuadrado#comments)
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Roman Abramovich's former vanity project is now better at funding an elite team through smart transfer dealings than anyone else.
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Chelsea have a bad reputation among fans for hoarding talented attacking midfielders and causing their careers to stagnate. These players who choose to sign for Chelsea over a slightly smaller club are criticized for chasing money instead of regular playing time.
Ahead of Financial Fair Play's implementation, fans wondered how Chelsea were going to cope. They'd spent years spending freely, often on highly priced flops like Fernando Torres and Andrey Shevchenko. And even in the post-Roman Abramovich vanity buys era, they made a habit of creating a huge squad and loaning the players they didn't need to various corners of the globe. They're still doing it.
Chelsea's (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/teams/chelsea) critics are being proven wrong on all of these fronts. This strategy isn't causing Chelsea to come up against FFP regulations, it's making them money. It's also not ruining the careers of talented players, but elevating them. Chelsea are smart, and they're playing the transfer market game better than any other club of their status.
Andre Schürrle is the latest Chelsea luxury buy to have his status in the football world elevated by his move to Stamford Bridge, even if he didn't play particularly well when he was there. He went from a starring role at Bayer Leverkusen to a bit-part one with the Blues, regularly struggling to get shots on target when he did play. His reward for this was a £22m move (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31087979) to Wolfsburg, who reportedly increased his wages. The £18m (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2340971/Andre-Schurrle-joins-Chelsea-18m-Bayer-Leverkusen.html) Chelsea shelled out for Schürrle 18 months earlier was widely seen as an overpay.
He joins Kevin De Bruyne as a player who Chelsea signed even though they didn't need him, then sold for a solid profit after a string of very average performances. De Bruyne joined for £7m (http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7467271/Genk-confirm-De-Bruyne-sale), then moved to Wolfsburg for £16.5m (http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7467271/Genk-confirm-De-Bruyne-sale) shortly after arriving.
Juan Mata (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/players/141784/juan-mata) was thought of as a more necessary pickup when he joined Chelsea for £23.5m (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/14600979), and the club was criticized when they flipped him to rivals Manchester United (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/teams/manchester-united) for a tidy profit at a fee of £37m (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/25882972) two and a half years later. Since joining United, Mata has been a solid, if unspectacular attacker who's yet to live up to his price tag or match the level of performance he attained at Chelsea.
NOT RUINING THE CAREERS OF TALENTED PLAYERS, BUT ELEVATING THEM
Even the players who haven't worked out well for Chelsea aren't costing the club much money, are making good salaries for themselves and will have chances to move on to smaller clubs where they'll be given bigger roles this summer. Marko Marin and Victor Moses (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/players/112513/victor-moses) have been disappointing, but aren't currently having their wages paid by the Blues, and will have markets for their services in the summer. They were relatively inexpensive gambles for Chelsea that didn't pay off, they're costing the club nothing right now, and they'll probably collect some sort of fee in the summer.
And what about the supposed luxury buys that haven't been shipped out? Willian and Oscar, supposed overpays at £30m (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/23814060) and £25m (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/18990002) respectively, are two of the club's most important players. If Chelsea chose to move on from either player this summer, they could get their money back for Willian and make an enormous profit on Oscar. They were panned as unnecessary purchases by a team with more money than sense and weren't expected to crack a team that featured the also newly-purchased Eden Hazard (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/players/156726/eden-hazard)and Marin, along with Mata, but quickly became integral parts of the side.
Juan Cuadrado came in this winter to replace Schürrle, at a reported fee (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/31103597) of right around what Wolfsburg paid for Schürrle, and on reportedly lower wages as well. The club was interested in Cuadrado this summer, but chose not to jump on the post-World Cup (http://www.sbnation.com/world-cup-2014) hype train. The result of waiting until January -- when transfer fees are usually elevated -- was getting Cuadrado on a reasonable fee. With six more months run off his contract and the World Cup no longer fresh in anyone's mind, Chelsea didn't have to break the bank.
Heading the other way on loan was Mohamed Salah (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/players/241981/mohamed-salah), just 12 months after joining the Blues. He got a big wage hike after leaving Basel, was a useful backup for Chelsea for a year, and will now get a chance to start every match for a Fiorentina side chasing a Champions League place. If they buy him from Chelsea, they'll probably pay more than the £11m (http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25868272) Chelsea had to spend to bring him in.
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(http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/2015/2/5/7983885/qpr-harry-redknapp-tim-sherwood-fixture-list)
All of this stands in stark contrast to the dealings of the club Chelsea are most often compared to -- Manchester City (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/teams/manchester-city). England's other oil-rich club with plenty of history, but none as a top club, has actually been found to be in violation of Financial Fair Play. They didn't find ways to keep Scott Sinclair's value high, but simply buried him, much like they did with Jack Rodwell. They didn't find someone to take Stevan Jovetic before buying Wilfried Bony (http://www.sbnation.com/soccer/epl/players/173929/wilfried-bony), but simply kept him and left him off their Champions League squad :wow. They're wasteful, both with their money and talented players' careers.
Chelsea are not hoarders, career killers or a wealthy oligarch's plaything. They're a football club run as a legitimate business, they're making a profit by playing the transfer market game better than anyone else, and they're elevating young attacking players in the process. They're much more Udinese than Real Madrid, and they're really good at it.
lefty
02-06-2015, 11:48 PM
:cry Bentaleb may not start vs Arsenal as he just came back from AFCON
:cry fucking AFCON of SHIT, useless tournament
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 07:37 AM
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NASpurs
02-07-2015, 08:24 AM
Most frustrating 1-0 lead ever.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 08:27 AM
Saying that, if Tottenham beats Arsenal by taking shots from 20 yds, then so be it. That's been all their shot attempts
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 08:29 AM
Cazorla has been disappointing
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 08:33 AM
Danny Rose you are a massive diving faggot
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:00 AM
Fuuuuuck
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:03 AM
Show some life, Arsenal. Fuckers
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:04 AM
Danny Rose is fucking annoying :lol
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:06 AM
Wtf was that Ospina
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:10 AM
Rosicky mah nigga
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:30 AM
I'm going to throw up
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:30 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Arsenal
I'm going to throw up
I want to throw up at every Arsenal player today
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:31 AM
Dat fucking Algerian with the assist. Fuck you lefty
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:35 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao Arsenal
I want to throw up at every Arsenal player today
We were getting too happy, Arsenal likes to take care of that and put us in our place. Fucking dreadful game. Sickening.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:35 AM
Chilean God is missed.
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 09:37 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nUxV8xH21gI/TymQG0K1VTI/AAAAAAAAVHo/avXywW1QPKw/s640/7.jpg
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:37 AM
Chilean God is missed.
This is what Alexis FC looks like without Alexis
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:38 AM
Ramsey was a piece of shit today. Fuck that guy.
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 09:39 AM
Lolsenal :lol
Kane World Cup MVP 2018 :cry
resistanze
02-07-2015, 09:41 AM
LOLsenal fuck boys
resistanze
02-07-2015, 09:41 AM
Ramsey was a piece of shit today. Fuck that guy.
Literally the worst piece of garbage to ever grace a football pitch
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:42 AM
Literally the worst piece of garbage to ever grace a football pitch
Remember when we were calling him the Welsh Jesus last season? I fucking want to nail him to a crucifix today
resistanze
02-07-2015, 09:43 AM
Remember when we were calling him the Welsh Jesus last season? I fucking want to nail him to a crucifix today
and boil him in acid. lead feet, horrible vision, just atrocious
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 09:46 AM
Arsenal are going to wreck the Europa League next year.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:46 AM
and boil him in acid. lead feet, horrible vision, just atrocious
His season last season was just a smoke screen. He's still the same shit guy that we've known.
quentin_compson
02-07-2015, 09:46 AM
Good first half, meh in the second. Spurs were good, though, gotta give them credit.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 09:52 AM
Arsenal are going to wreck the Europa League next year.
I don't want to watch them wreck the Europa League next year. I want to see them ass fucked by Bayern in the Champions League next year
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 10:02 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9QACpWCYAAY1VY.png
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 10:05 AM
You guys don't want Ramsey? I'll trade the entire Wigan squad for his left foot.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:06 AM
You guys don't want Ramsey? I'll trade the entire Wigan squad for his left foot.
We want him tbh
We want to put him in a crucifix like the Welsh Jesus that he is.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 10:08 AM
I don't want to watch them wreck the Europa League next year. I want to see them ass fucked by Bayern in the Champions League next year
They're going to get fucked in the ass this year one way or another in the CL.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:13 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9QACpWCYAAY1VY.png
It's true though. Why are people mocking Piers for saying this? (although he is fun to mock)
Kane is excelling in a team where there aren't a lot of star power. He isn't going to make the Arsenal bench.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 10:14 AM
:lol what a ****
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NASpurs
02-07-2015, 10:15 AM
I used the "c" word btw.
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 10:19 AM
It's true though. Why are people mocking Piers for saying this? (although he is fun to mock)
Kane is excelling in a team where there aren't a lot of star power. He isn't going to make the Arsenal bench.
So how come Kane dominated Arsenal's starting players today?
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:19 AM
I used the "c" word btw.
Edit and format it. Change the color of one letter to black so it would look like the cunt that Szczesny is.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:20 AM
So how come Kane dominated Arsenal's starting players today?
Scrubs play harder when there's a bigger target. Much like NBA scrubs play harder when they're playing a defending champion or a heated rival.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 10:22 AM
It's true though. Why are people mocking Piers for saying this? (although he is fun to mock)
Kane is excelling in a team where there aren't a lot of star power. He isn't going to make the Arsenal bench.
Yeah he's slightly better than Akpom at this point but only because of experience.
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:25 AM
Yeah he's slightly better than Akpom at this point but only because of experience.
Just because he scored a brace against Arsenal means that he's good enough to make the Arsenal roster.
NASpurs
02-07-2015, 10:31 AM
Just because he scored a brace against Arsenal means that he's good enough to make the Arsenal roster.
:lol the amount of scrubs that have braces against Arsenal is probably long.
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 10:52 AM
Calling Kane a scrub :lol
What the fuck does that make Arsenal's players then :lol
Venti Quattro
02-07-2015, 10:58 AM
What the fuck does that make Arsenal's players then :lol
World Cup winners
Internationals
To start with.
Kane had a good game. Doesn't mean Piers Morgan is wrong
Blizzardwizard
02-07-2015, 11:15 AM
World Cup winners
Internationals
To start with.
Kane had a good game. Doesn't mean Piers Morgan is wrong
This isn't exactly Kane's only good game this season. And having world cup winners and internationals is serving Arsenal real well in the league ain't it?
lefty
02-07-2015, 11:16 AM
Dat fucking Algerian with the assist. Fuck you lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896)
:cry yes
:cry Bentaleb my nikkuh
:cry #COYS
:cry and Kane is Captain on my fantasy team (still getting 0 pt from Cazorla and Alexis)
:lmao :lmao :lmao Arsenal
lefty
02-07-2015, 11:37 AM
Venti Quattro
Is that you?
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NASpurs
02-07-2015, 11:47 AM
:lol Citeh
lefty
02-07-2015, 12:23 PM
Manchester City hates AFCON
resistanze
02-07-2015, 12:33 PM
564088021470175233
:lmao
lefty
02-07-2015, 05:40 PM
I hope Ozil had a plan B
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Meet Harry Kane
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B9RJY1rIIAA_vdz.jpg:large
lefty
02-08-2015, 12:58 PM
:lol united
lefty
02-08-2015, 01:05 PM
:lol of course they tie in stoppage time
FlAVaK
02-08-2015, 10:40 PM
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:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao
This guy also has a problem with his message being cut off...
http://metro.co.uk/2015/02/05/royal-marines-tattoo-tells-him-youll-never-walk-after-leg-amputation-5050613/
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NASpurs
02-09-2015, 09:50 PM
Games tomorrow bitches. :tu Alexis FC is back
quentin_compson
02-10-2015, 05:20 PM
Once again a pretty terrible second half from Arsenal. That's not going to cut it.
resistanze
02-10-2015, 05:31 PM
Once again a pretty terrible second half from Arsenal. That's not going to cut it.
Yep, falling deep against Leicester....pretty shameful. Quintessential frontunning team.
quentin_compson
02-10-2015, 05:39 PM
Even worse: Falling deep against Leicester while playing at home.
Infinite_limit
02-10-2015, 08:39 PM
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/balloteli_zps8vsoa3ru.jpg
lefty
02-10-2015, 10:43 PM
Scores game winner after being subbed in late
Doesn't celebrate
Leaves without shaking hands
Boss
lefty
02-10-2015, 10:54 PM
Wenger : "Mahrez is top class" :cry
Blizzardwizard
02-15-2015, 12:06 PM
FA Cup Quarter Final Teams:
West Brom, Reading, Blackburn, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Bradford, Arsenal (unless they screw up big time vs Middlesbrough, which I guess is plausible) and either Preston or Man Utd.
Looking at that group, it's conceivable that Arsenal could potentially repeat :wow
What do you think Arsenal fans? Repeat or choke?
resistanze
02-16-2015, 10:29 AM
FA Cup Quarter Final Teams:
West Brom, Reading, Blackburn, Liverpool, Aston Villa, Bradford, Arsenal (unless they screw up big time vs Middlesbrough, which I guess is plausible) and either Preston or Man Utd.
Looking at that group, it's conceivable that Arsenal could potentially repeat :wow
What do you think Arsenal fans? Repeat or choke?
They'd probably choke against Man Utd after dominating the game, like earlier this season.
NASpurs
02-16-2015, 03:51 PM
:lmao Utd
Saying that, they'll probably win either way, like usual at the last minute.
NASpurs
02-16-2015, 04:08 PM
That didn't take long... :lol
NASpurs
02-16-2015, 04:09 PM
Pretty slick move by Shrek to get out of the way of that shot.
NASpurs
02-16-2015, 04:15 PM
And there it is... Arsenal vs Utd in the next round.
resistanze
02-16-2015, 04:43 PM
And there it is... Arsenal vs Utd in the next round.
:lmao Ref United
Rooney is clearly either in the line of sight or distracting the keeper on that first offside goal. I'd never give the offside player the benefit of the doubt.
resistanze
02-16-2015, 04:44 PM
Then Rooney dove for third goal...smh
Jodelo
02-16-2015, 05:10 PM
The second goal was a pushoff. :lol
Blizzardwizard
02-16-2015, 05:20 PM
United having to rely on the ref to beat a third division side :lol
quentin_compson
02-21-2015, 10:59 AM
Arsenal are not exactly playing great, but they are still up 2-0.
lefty
02-21-2015, 11:42 AM
:lol Chelsea
AlexJones
02-21-2015, 11:50 AM
:cry #campaignagainstchelsea
lefty
02-21-2015, 11:51 AM
:lol MU
resistanze
02-21-2015, 11:55 AM
:lmao ARSENAL
Almost choked away 2 goals in 60 seconds. Saved by the post.
Venti Quattro
02-21-2015, 12:04 PM
:lmao ARSENAL
Almost choked away 2 goals in 60 seconds. Saved by the post.
Would be so funny if they wasted 90 minutes of work in 60 seconds.
Venti Quattro
02-21-2015, 12:18 PM
Bayern Munich: 14 goals in last two games
Aston Villa: 13 goals in the entire EPL season
Venti Quattro
02-21-2015, 12:30 PM
:cry #campaignagainstchelsea
http://www1.thesportbible.com/images/content/630w/54e8b3903c1c4.jpg
Venti Quattro
02-21-2015, 01:20 PM
resistanze NASpurs Allāhu Akbar :cry :cry :cry
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Infinite_limit
02-21-2015, 02:38 PM
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cuckholding. Ain't it grand?
lefty
02-21-2015, 03:58 PM
The people holding that banner are the only non racist Cheski fans
resistanze
02-22-2015, 06:34 PM
resistanze NASpurs Allāhu Akbar :cry :cry :cry
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:lol Van Pursie
FlAVaK
02-22-2015, 06:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fBOwNa62hA
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