"But, But Karl Malone only has no rings because he ran into Jordan."

[midnightpulp]

:cry

I'm bored, up early, and feel like shitting on Karl Malone.

Finals stats

16 games - 19.6 ppg, 9.6 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.1 spg, 0.7 bpg, 2.6 tov, 46.0 FG%, 67.6 FT%, 50.5 TS%

97 Finals blunders:

Here's the two FTs he missed in Game 1 (8:30) that would've put the Jazz up 2 with 9 seconds left:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=760p2WmEJEc

Flu game. Karl Malone scores 19 points on 41% shooting. Misses 4 FTs. Jazz lose by 2.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199706110UTA.html

Closeout game. Karl Malone misses 8 FTs. Bulls win by basically 2 points (game ended on a TO that led to a dunk).

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199706130CHI.html

I'm actually convinced that the Jazz were the better team in '97. They nearly won 2 games in Chicago, probably should've won them, but Karl Malone gave them away.

98 Finals blunders

Game 2 in Utah. Jazz lose by 5. Karl Malone scores 16 points on 5-16 shooting.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199806050UTA.html

Closeout game. Malone turns the ball over that leads to the MJ push off game winner.

http://img.deseretnews.com/images/article/mcontentimage/1147064/1147064.jpg



Karl Mal:lolne

[100%duncan]

Nothing new here...

Choker.

[Brunodf]

:lol:lolKarl Malone isnt even the best Malone to play in the NBA

[Greg Oden]

Stockton deserved better.

[Gummi Clutch]

who the hell said it was just because of Jordan? I think everybody agrees that he was a super talented choker

[Captivus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRoAJ-LbwI

[Budkin]

:lmao ringless Malone! One of the biggest pieces of shit to ever lace 'em up.

[Thread]

Stockton deserved better.

Stockton got what he deserved. He wanted to make passes exclusively, stack the assists. He was a selfish thing.

[midnightpulp]

who the hell said it was just because of Jordan? I think everybody agrees that he was a super talented choker

Karl Malone fans. They do exist, believe it or not.

[resistanze]

Stockton got what he deserved. He wanted to make passes exclusively, stack the assists. He was a selfish thing.

Thread

He was a loser like Malone. At least Malone couldn't help it.

[ambchang]

:tu mids with the total goods.

Pedophile is nothing more than a regular season stat padder who feasted on Stockton's ability to run the pick and roll. Once they run into a top notch perimeter defensive team like the Bulls who can stay at home on Stockton, while disrupting his passes, Malone wilted.

I mean, a team who was 1st in ORtg that year, and 3rd in points scored can somehow only score a Finals record low of 54 points in a half. How could that possibly be? Chicago was an elite perimeter defensive team, but it's not like they were the best of all time. They were 3rd in the league that year. Because the Bulls decided to totally shut down the perimeter and allowed Malone to get his, and even that, he managed to only shoot 11 times that game. Is it because he couldn't get the ball? No, he had 7 turnovers. He also had ZERO offensive rebounds that game.

Simply put, and as mid already stated, that pedophile is a massive choker. Not only does he deserved not having a ring, this human piece of trash should be rotting in jail for the lives he has ruined.

[Blake]

Stockton got what he deserved. He wanted to make passes exclusively, stack the assists. He was a selfish thing.

So he was selfish for passing the ball too much.

If you say so

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Don't forget how Brian Grant bullied the pedo choker....

[ironman2886]

:tu mids with the total goods.

Pedophile is nothing more than a regular season stat padder who feasted on Stockton's ability to run the pick and roll. Once they run into a top notch perimeter defensive team like the Bulls who can stay at home on Stockton, while disrupting his passes, Malone wilted.

I mean, a team who was 1st in ORtg that year, and 3rd in points scored can somehow only score a Finals record low of 54 points in a half. How could that possibly be? Chicago was an elite perimeter defensive team, but it's not like they were the best of all time. They were 3rd in the league that year. Because the Bulls decided to totally shut down the perimeter and allowed Malone to get his, and even that, he managed to only shoot 11 times that game. Is it because he couldn't get the ball? No, he had 7 turnovers. He also had ZERO offensive rebounds that game.

Simply put, and as mid already stated, that pedophile is a massive choker. Not only does he deserved not having a ring, this human piece of trash should be rotting in jail for the lives he has ruined.
Well said. I can't believe he's sometimes mentioned in the same breath as Tim Duncan. He's a bad person most of all, before a playoff choker.

[jARS mEsH sEt]

STdalamon

[Splits]

Bonner: 2

..........

[baseline bum]

Stockton deserved better.


Indeed. Pasty Gangster hit a three to take a 3 point lead with 39.2 seconds left in Game 6 of the 98 Finals, only to have Warm Karl fall on his ass and lose the ball on a post-up next possession.

[lefty]

Stockton deserved better.
Yup


Malone was a chocker

Stockton was a clutch mofo

[lefty]

Stockton got what he deserved. He wanted to make passes exclusively, stack the assists. He was a selfish thing.
So you're saying that Stockton could score 1 on 1 whenever he wanted to ?

[Thread]

So he was selfish for passing the ball too much.

If you say so

Yes. Countless times I'd watch that bastard drive to the rim for a point blank layup only to pass it out 20 feet for a shot. That's selfish.

[baseline bum]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRoAJ-LbwI

What's funny is Malone was an excellent free throw shooter for a big man in the regular season. Love a true legend like Isiah shitting on that faggot.

[Thread]

So you're saying that Stockton could score 1 on 1 whenever he wanted to ?

No. I'm saying Stockton could score 1 on 1 and never wanted to. Media sucked him in and ruined him over the (assist thing). Seduced him right into & out of pursuing an NBA Title. Stockton was obsessed with assists to the point that he was a selfish thing.

[lefty]

No. I'm saying Stockton could score 1 on 1 and never wanted to. Media sucked him and ruined him over the (assist thing). Seduced him right into & out of pursuing an NBA Title. Stockton was obsessed with assists to the point that he was a selfish thing.
So he is Enrique of assists :lol

[lefty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRoAJ-LbwI
http://media.giphy.com/media/Xzm2Tbd7nXJwk/giphy.gif

[Thread]

So he is Enrique of assists :lol

Parker cares. Stockton didn't. He figured it was easier stacking assists than striving for an NBA Title so he turned his back on the latter pursuit.

[Captivus]

What's funny is Malone was an excellent free throw shooter for a big man in the regular season. Love a true legend like Isiah shitting on that faggot.

He makes it sounds like he sucked so much that the other teams were constantly hacking him...ala D12

[baseline bum]

:cry

I'm bored, up early, and feel like shitting on Karl Malone.

Finals stats

16 games - 19.6 ppg, 9.6 rpg, 3.3 apg, 1.1 spg, 0.7 bpg, 2.6 tov, 46.0 FG%, 67.6 FT%, 50.5 TS%

97 Finals blunders:

Here's the two FTs he missed in Game 1 (8:30) that would've put the Jazz up 2 with 9 seconds left:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=760p2WmEJEc

Flu game. Karl Malone scores 19 points on 41% shooting. Misses 4 FTs. Jazz lose by 2.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199706110UTA.html

Closeout game. Karl Malone misses 8 FTs. Bulls win by basically 2 points (game ended on a TO that led to a dunk).

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199706130CHI.html

I'm actually convinced that the Jazz were the better team in '97. They nearly won 2 games in Chicago, probably should've won them, but Karl Malone gave them away.

98 Finals blunders

Game 2 in Utah. Jazz lose by 5. Karl Malone scores 16 points on 5-16 shooting.

http://www.basketball-reference.com/boxscores/199806050UTA.html

Closeout game. Malone turns the ball over that leads to the MJ push off game winner.

http://img.deseretnews.com/images/article/mcontentimage/1147064/1147064.jpg



Karl Mal:lolne

Hey mid, you forgot Malone missing 4 FTs at the end of Game 7 of the 96 WCF in Seattle and costing his team a trip to the Finals.

[MeloHype]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWqwvE5KVW8

[lefty]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/2335536/karl-malone-o.gif

[lefty]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20Situation/Fight/--vs--.gif

[IrisHockey]

No. I'm saying Stockton could score 1 on 1 and never wanted to. Media sucked him in and ruined him over the (assist thing). Seduced him right into & out of pursuing an NBA Title. Stockton was obsessed with assists to the point that he was a selfish thing.

Ironic tbh

[Malik Hairston]

Didn't Pedomailman crack the fuck out of Isiah's face in the early 90s, IIRC?:lol..

If so, then it's not surprising to hear Isiah drop truth on him..

[baseline bum]

Didn't Pedomailman crack the fuck out of Isiah's face in the early 90s, IIRC?:lol..

If so, then it's not surprising to hear Isiah drop truth on him..

It kills me when Isiah bitches about that being such a cheap shot when that's all Mahorn, Laimbeer, Rodman, Edwards, and Salley ever did when players went in the lane against them.

[Thebesteva]

:lol Comparing LeBRONZE to MJ and Kobe

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Comparing LeBRONZE to MJ and Kobe

:lol Mentioning Kirby in the same sentence as LeBron and Dad Killer

[Thebesteva]

:lol Mentioning Kirby in the same sentence as LeBron and Dad Killer

Check the facts, even though you have to add 1 title for duncan and lebron each in this pic. I base my knowledge on facts, you base it on being a child in love with a large black man

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/976571_427550357352413_1219509819_o.jpg

[Thebesteva]

INB4 korean nation claims 4 regular season mvps means anything

[gnsf0946]

Here's the updated version:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqV6NgAIUAE50pl.jpg

it's been circulating around for days, don't know how you missed it

[Clipper Nation]

http://i.imgur.com/w9PVxSZ.png

[ambchang]

What's funny is Malone was an excellent free throw shooter for a big man in the regular season. Love a true legend like Isiah shitting on that faggot.

They have serious beef between them. Not saying Isaiah is wrong, but both of them are below average human beings.

[Brazil]

http://i.imgur.com/w9PVxSZ.png

:lol

[Bill_Brasky]

http://i.imgur.com/w9PVxSZ.png

:lmao

[Kidd K]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNRoAJ-LbwI

Isiah Thomas just stole on Karl Malone's career on national tv right there. Jesus!

[m>s]

Hollywood hogan going HAM on Karl Malone


www.youtube.com/watch?v=igxX5RQ5VX8

[baseline bum]

They have serious beef between them. Not saying Isaiah is wrong, but both of them are below average human beings.

True, but one of them is highly above average with the season on the line.

[Mugen]

http://i.imgur.com/w9PVxSZ.png

:lol

Why does Bron get to extend his arm out doe tbh.....

[Arcadian]

I'm bored, up early, and feel like shitting on Karl Malone.

:lol Some days I just wake up and think to myself, "Karl Malone needs to be shat on today."

[Clipper Nation]

:lol

Why does Bron get to extend his arm out doe tbh.....
Because he's the Kang :king

[Mugen]

:rolleyes

[Tim_duncan21]

:lol Some days I just wake up and think to myself, "Karl Malone needs to be shat on today."

lol

[TampaDude]

Fuck Malone and fuck Stockton. They were both dirty as fuck.

It's cosmic justice that they are forever ringless.

REMEMBER THE ELBOW!

[TampaDude]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn200/nbacardDOTnet/zz%20NBA%20Photo%20Gallery/z%20Funny%20NBA%20Photos/Funny%20Situation/Fight/--vs--.gif

Who is the angry white dude?

[Pelicans78]

Karl Malone's biggest problem was he wasn't nearly as good in the playoffs as he was in the regular season. That's why he never won a ring.

[scanry]

It kills me when Isiah bitches about that being such a cheap shot when that's all Mahorn, Laimbeer, Rodman, Edwards, and Salley ever did when players went in the lane against them.

Fitting that Laimbeer flattened out Isiah in 92 i think. Those clowns deserved each other and i'm glad those Bad Boys Pistons will never be remembered. Chicken sh!t by injuring the opposing players.

The only decent thing Malone did in his career was take out Isiah.

[blkroadrunners]

Who is the angry white dude?

Don Nelson (Former Mavs coach)

[eyeh8u]

:lol:lolKarl Malone isnt even the best Malone to play in the NBA

http://www.use.com/images/s_5/sorted/d30ae28f9c30b8a6f14d.jpg

[Brunodf]

http://www.use.com/images/s_5/sorted/d30ae28f9c30b8a6f14d.jpg
:lol i was thinking about Moses

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/w9PVxSZ.png

:rollin

[lefty]

Fuck Malone and fuck Stockton. They were both dirty as fuck.

It's cosmic justice that they are forever ringless.

REMEMBER THE ELBOW!

Yeah Bowen was super clean :lol

[Juggity]

i'm glad those Bad Boys Pistons will never be remembered.

Hate to break it to you but they'll be remembered. 2 rings in back to back years can't be ignored. They already have a 30 for 30 documentary special :lol

As for the Malone/Stockton Jazz, they probably won't be forgotten either, but it will be a lot easier to ignore them since they were just another foe in a long line of foes who fell before MJ.

[scanry]

Hate to break it to you but they'll be remembered. 2 rings in back to back years can't be ignored. They already have a 30 for 30 documentary special :lol

As for the Malone/Stockton Jazz, they probably won't be forgotten either, but it will be a lot easier to ignore them since they were just another foe in a long line of foes who fell before MJ.

Realize the timing of the documentary. Stern was adamant on them being forgotten. Bird, Magic, Jordan, Drexler, Ewing, Barkley and Malone were all well documented with their Pistons hate. People blame Jordan for Isiah's snub on the dream team but every one on that squad wanted no part of him.

[lakerhaterade]

Malone is arguably a bigger piece of shit than Kirby....

http://m.espn.go.com/nba/story?storyId=1944994&src=desktop

lolol I remember when this came out

[TampaDude]

Yeah Bowen was super clean :lol

We're not talking about Bowen. He has rings.

[TampaDude]

Malone is arguably a bigger piece of shit than Kirby....

http://m.espn.go.com/nba/story?storyId=1944994&src=desktop

lolol I remember when this came out

:lmao

[Bill_Brasky]

We're not talking about Bowen. He has rings.

Yeah Bowen played for the Spurs. Spurs = class so yeah.