USA V Portugal because no one actually goes to the Soccer Forum except El Nono

[Thebesteva]

We winning this or what?

Also you my nigga El Nono, I'm just playin :lol

[mudyez]

Will be interesting regarding Germany.

[elmanutres]

as long as mexico advances...i hope.

[RD2191]

:lol

[Trainwreck2100]

as long as mexico advances...i hope.

Eeeeeheeehhhhhhhhheeehhhhhheeehhhhheeehhhhhhheehhh hhhhhheeeeeeedhhhhh

[Bynumite]

Ronaldo about to fuck around and get a triple double.

[Thebesteva]

Ronaldo about to fuck around and get a triple double.

I hope US wins tho :cry

[Venti Quattro]

:lol Pepe

[~O~]

The US cannot afford to disappoint this year. For some strange reason, I feel they're going to disappoint this year.

[DAF86]

Ronaldo about to fuck around and get a triple double.

10 dives, 10 free kicks to the wall and 10 checks to the screen to see how his hair is doing?

[Thebesteva]

The US cannot afford to disappoint this year. For some strange reason, I feel they're going to disappoint this year.

I dont know much about soccer, which is why I jokingly said Messi is god and got 100 pm's telling me thats not true guy ROnaldo is greatest bro :cry, however Landon being left off seems like a bad idea

[DAF86]

I dont know much about soccer, which is why I jokingly said Messi is god and got 100 pm's telling me thats not true guy ROnaldo is greatest bro :cry, however Landon being left off seems like a bad idea
Bynumite? :lmao

[Trainwreck2100]

That ref had a "I'm gonna fuck me over some America" grin to him.

[RD2191]

:cryUSA
:cryI'm not Mexican
:cryRonaldo plz

[~O~]

I dont know much about soccer, which is why I jokingly said Messi is god and got 100 pm's telling me thats not true guy ROnaldo is greatest bro :cry, however Landon being left off seems like a bad idea

THE GOODS


http://s20.postimg.org/y2g42snsd/Capture.png

[Bynumite]

Argie ref :lol

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Believe

[~O~]

FUCKKKK

[RD2191]

:lmaoGo Mexico

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Lol

[Bynumite]

US parking the bus big time :lol

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Soccer is for fags anyways

[RD2191]

Soccer is for fags anyways
That we agree on.

[phxspurfan]

true dat. just use ur fucking hands and dunk it jesus

[Kool Bob Love]

Already down 1-0 USA? Come on man.

[RD2191]

fuck

[Kool Bob Love]

Also them usa jersey suck. I expect better from nike.

[~O~]

The US can BARELY hold possesion. I bet this game ends with high possession percentage by Portugal. They already had a mental lapse on the first goal. Completely playing like pussies to begin.

[phxspurfan]

lol there we go first Manu flop

[RD2191]

Portugal with det dirty play

[RD2191]

oh come on

[phxspurfan]

lol this is why I don't watch soccer. Almost as bad as hockey

[Trainwreck2100]

Meanwhile someone really was injured in Portugals side

[RD2191]

:lmaotf was that dempsey

[Clipper Nation]

lol this is why I don't watch soccer. Almost as bad as hockey

:lol Comparing a real sport like hockey to soccer

[phxspurfan]

this game needs a 3 point line

[RD2191]

this game needs a 3 point line
:lol

[RD2191]

FAAAAAAAAAAAWKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[RD2191]

do these fags have control of the ball or do they just shoot blindly?

[RD2191]

:bang

[~O~]

Such a cheap goal to give away...

[NASpurs]

:lol Comparing a real sport like hockey to soccer

Ice soccer :lol

[RD2191]

:downspin:

[ElNono]

We winning this or what?

Also you my nigga El Nono, I'm just playin :lol

:lol I was in Manhattan all day... just got home... it's all good mah boy

[RD2191]

:bang

[ElNono]

lol US niglets gotta make that

[Clipper Nation]

Ice soccer :lol
Playoff hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> any form of soccer

[~O~]

HOLY shit

[IrisHockey]

:cry USA! USA!

[ElNono]

there it is!

[Robz4000]

'MURICA

[ElNono]

'Murica, fuck yeah

[~O~]

Took some time but the USA needs to maintain aggressive. Seems like Portugal didn't have the confidence to think that was going in. Nobody tried to deflect.

[RD2191]

'Murica, fuck yeah
Glad I'm not Mexican.

[~O~]

Oh...so this is what intentional flopping in soccer looks like in live action.

[ElNono]

:lmao Portugal

[~O~]

The come up has begun.

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Portugal
:lol Getting bitchslapped by a country that hates this faggy "sport"

[Robz4000]

America rulez !!!!!!!!!

[ElNono]

:cry freedom fries :cry

[NASpurs]

:lol Portugal
:lol Getting bitchslapped by a country that hates this faggy "sport"

:lol ice soccer

[spurraider21]

:cry freedom fries :cry
:cry liberty toast :cry

[sook]

:cry freedom fries :cry

:lol

[ElNono]

chooooooooke :lmao

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[Texas_Ranger]

lol US&A

[Robz4000]

6 level choke there...

[~O~]

lol.....-shakes my head- Lucky finish.

[Clipper Nation]

:lmao Soccer

[NRHector]

WTF

[Thebesteva]

WOW...my friend was saying game over up 2-1 I said no its not over yet...and they score FUKUUCKCKCKCK

[ElNono]

good game from Team America nontheless...

[Kool Bob Love]

6


:wow

[phxspurfan]

Ronaldo...long dick nigga tbh

[~O~]

They scored on the last possession....that's some shit.

[daslicer]

Strange thing about this game I was thinking about game 6 when there was just a minute left in the game thinking it wasn't over yet.

[phxspurfan]

u see Klansmen say gtf back then bam

[spurraider21]

Muricka needs to draw the Nazis to guarantee an advance now

[DAF86]

Ronaldo...long dick nigga tbh

Was he playing, tbh? :lol

[~O~]

Muricka needs to draw the Nazis to guarantee an advance now
Time to free the jews.

[ColinB]

So will the USA and Germany fix the last game? Hope so, tbh.

[Kool Bob Love]

Was he playing, tbh? :lol
He assist on that goal. Gotta give him props.

[ColinB]

http://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/04/4f/a8/8d/72329357.jpg

Not worried here.

[phxspurfan]

I believe that we will tie I believe that we will tie ROFL

[SpursDynasty]

Is this whole thing over with now? So everyone can stop pretending to be soccer fans..

[baseline bum]

That's what America gets for trying to play a Mexican's sport

[Spurs9]

They pulled a 6

[DMX7]

http://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/04/4f/a8/8d/72329357.jpg

Not worried here.

We got this. :hat

[Aztecfan03]

I doubt they fix it. There was outrage when teams didn't play hard during the olympics, right?

[Prime Time]

Wait, I'm confused. It's tied 2-2, and that's it? No OT? Both teams win? What kind of pussified sport is this :lol

Hopefully someone corrects me.

[Venti Quattro]

Wait, I'm confused. It's tied 2-2, and that's it? No OT? Both teams win? What kind of pussified sport is this :lol

Hopefully someone corrects me.

It's a draw. They both get 1 point for it

[Bill_Brasky]

Nice choke

[Hemotivo]

6 level choke there...

incredible

[Holden_Caulfield]

:lol the bar i was just in went berzerk in agony

[resistanze]

Can we get a reaction vid of those fgts in Chicago @ the end?

[baseline bum]

Can we get a reaction vid of those fgts in Chicago @ the end?

I thought the faggots were in Rio tbh

[spurraider21]

Wait, I'm confused. It's tied 2-2, and that's it? No OT? Both teams win? What kind of pussified sport is this :lol

Hopefully someone corrects me.
Where did you get the impression that both teams won?

[NASpurs]

http://i.minus.com/iWZDSbMkRn9Fn.gif

[Hoover]

Even I thought US game play at the end, well, you know.

[DMX7]

Wait, I'm confused. It's tied 2-2, and that's it? No OT? Both teams win? What kind of pussified sport is this :lol

Hopefully someone corrects me.

Christina Ronaldo probably won some pussy for that last goal (the assist, anyway).

[HI-FI]

http://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/04/4f/a8/8d/72329357.jpg

Not worried here.

:lol
:tu
let's hope. I hope it's a boring draw, fuck fifa and its favoritism.

[Killakobe81]

chooooooooke :lmao

Only funny now cuz Spurs got redemption this might be a bigger choke, but for less stakes.

[HemisfairArena]

48.5 is a pretty big choke,,,,tbh

[ElNono]

Only funny now cuz Spurs got redemption this might be a bigger choke, but for less stakes.

was rooting for 'murica, tbh... I am dissapoint with that last play, but it happens... they still have a great shot to get to the next stage

[florige]

Wait, I'm confused. It's tied 2-2, and that's it? No OT? Both teams win? What kind of pussified sport is this :lol

Hopefully someone corrects me.



I think these rounds are just the preliminary rounds. All the rounds after this there will be shoot-outs or whatever its called in soccer to determine a clear cut winner for each game.

[Infinite_limit]

I think these rounds are just the preliminary rounds. All the rounds after this there will be shoot-outs or whatever its called in soccer to determine a clear cut winner for each game.
For the ignorant

Group Stage = Regular Season

Except only half the teams make the playoffs. Unlike in NBA where more than half do

[Killakobe81]

48.5 is a pretty big choke,,,,tbh

That doesn't make any sense.
Funny thing is some took solace in losing to LeBron and the "better" team choke or not. Which this year proved was horseshit. Spurs were better both years tbh

[manufan10]

USMNT pulled a Romo. :(

[baseline bum]

Hey Mexicans, what does the US have to do to get eliminated? I never learned the rules for 3rd world sports tbh

[HemisfairArena]

That doesn't make any sense.
Funny thing is some took solace in losing to LeBron and the "better" team choke or not. Which this year proved was horseshit. Spurs were better both years tbh

The choke is the contract itself. Lakers gave a massive contract to a guy that no team would have paid more than 15 mil/yr for at his age coming off injury. The Lakers kicked their own ass in essence.

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Why was there 5 mins of stoppage time, in the first half there was 2 mins, with 2 injuries and a water break, for fucks sake, be consistent, dont just add bullshit time to make the game dramatic

[hater]

Nice choke

:lmao

[hater]

So will the USA and Germany fix the last game? Hope so, tbh.

not gonna happen. The NSA closed that door by tapping the phone of Algela Merkel tbh :lol

Germany gonna concentrate on closing this one out early and calling it a day IMO :rollin

[Infinite_limit]

Hey Mexicans, what does the US have to do to get eliminated? I never learned the rules for 3rd world sports tbh
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4a/South_Vietnamese_helicopter_is_pushed_over_the_sid e_of_the_USS_Okinawa_during_Operation_Frequent_Win d,_April_1975.jpg

[313]

Huge choke job tbh that said, I still think we have a good chance to move on.

[hater]

Huge choke job tbh that said, I still think we have a good chance to move on.

USA has > 50% chance to qualify

Ghana around 20% imo

[manufan10]

USA has > 50% chance to qualify

Ghana around 20% imo

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[Spurs 4 The Win]

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I dont buy those odds, i think its 50/50, us losing to Germany by 2 goals and Ghana winning is not a crazy scenario

[Franklin]

Next game vs. Germany (4th Reich) will be a draw imho, both teams know they only need a draw to qualify for the next stage and to fuck Portugays & Ghana. Even if we lose the game to Germany we'll still have 90% chance to qualify. Portugal would have a hell lot of work to do against Ghana to make up for the 0-4 deficit, which's just impossible imho even if you give them another C. Ronaldo, and we have the tie-breaker against Ghana because we beat them. Now it's 99% safe to say the US and Reich both have made the 1/8 finals, imho.

[hater]

that polish krout saved the Panzers IMO :pctoss

them Krouts are overrated. USA should go for the top of the group tbh. Them panzers haven't won in almost 25 years that's a quarter of a century. If not for Maradonna doing too much coke in 1990, them Krouts would be amongs the biggest WC chokers in history :lol

[Jacob1983]

Soccer can't have overtime because if it did, there might be like 5, 6, 7 or even 10 overtimes until someone scores. That's why they do ties.

[IrisHockey]

Soccer can't have overtime because if it did, there might be like 5, 6, 7 or even 10 overtimes until someone scores. That's why they do ties.

Hey, genius, that's why the penalty kick shootout was invented.

[Jacob1983]

Not in these current games, brah. Thank you. In MLS regular season games, no shootouts too. MLS has ties. The NFL has regular season ties too. I always think it's cute and funny when a regular season NFL games end in a tie and people are like "da fuck?".

[Darth_Pelican]

Not in these current games, brah. Thank you. In MLS regular season games, no shootouts too. MLS has ties. The NFL has regular season ties too. I always think it's cute and funny when a regular season NFL games end in a tie and people are like "da fuck?".

You do realize that once the knockout round of 16 begins, there is extra time if the game is tied at the end of regulation, and that extra time is followed by penalty kick shootout if it's still tied after those 30 minutes, right?

[Franklin]

soccer doesn't have multiple overtimes, just one overtime and if the game is still tied, penalty shootout.

[Robz4000]

Penalty shootouts are pathetic tbh. They should just play until someone scores.

[it's me]

Penalty shootouts are pathetic tbh. They should just play until someone scores.

I agree..... but you can have a game that never ends..... they should figure out something else. Penaldos shootouts are pathetic I agree, and typically favor the team that wasn't even trying to win the game.

[Infinite_limit]

soccer doesn't have multiple overtimes, just one overtime and if the game is still tied, penalty shootout.
He probably means "multiple overtimes" because the 30 minute period is split into 2. But you are correct it's just 1 with a break in the middle because if Team scores in the first 15 the match doesn't end.

[Thebesteva]

Soccer can't have overtime because if it did, there might be like 5, 6, 7 or even 10 overtimes until someone scores. That's why they do ties.

Its just the group stage, there's OT and penalties in the knockout stage.

[Jacob1983]

Never said that.

[hater]

Hey, genius, that's why the penalty kick shootout was invented.

and it's the worst invention in moder history imo

[TampaDude]

Waiting for the conspiracy theories regarding Germany and the US. If they play to a draw, they both advance, no matter what happens in the Ghana-Portugal game. Biscotti, anyone? :lol

[ImDaNuts]

Even if the US loses they will most likely still advance so doesn't really matter.

[Franklin]

If the pts are tied then goal difference is the tie breaker, so I don't think we're safe in the 1/8 finals yet. The best snario is we hold the Reich to a draw, but if we lose the game we must ensure the margin is as small as possible. The goal difference between US and Ghana is only two which will certainly be erased if we lose while Ghana win, and if they beat Portugal by 2 or more goals, we're fucked.

[spurraider21]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C058wv48oms

:lmao