If Magic was born heterosexual?

[baseline bum]

How many titles does he finish with? Instead of kissing on Isiah he might have tried to slaughter him in '89 for #6. Instead of getting the AIDS in '91 maybe he gets pissed and comes back after DK to get #7. Thoughts?

http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/FireShot-capture-175-Magic-Johnson-announces-retirement-Nov-7-1991-YouTube-www_youtube_com_watch_viSfy4AhDDnwfeatureplayer_em bedded.jpg

[Arnold Toht]

If you were born heterosexual, would you make this thread?

[baseline bum]

If you were born heterosexual, would you make this thread?

Sounds like anger over 5

[Infinite_limit]

Under this scenario he might have finished superior to Larry Bird

[Spurs 4 The Win]

If you were born heterosexual, would you make this thread?

:lmao

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& the same behavior (reckless) that lent to his contracting HIV led to him fleeing to a microphone and needlessly retiring.

Then when he finally did return he still had not learned his lessons and prematurely retired once again because it wasn't happening all at once and fast enough to suit him. So frustrated he disgraced himself by physically abusing an NBA Referee. The common thread throughout the ordeal? Rank immaturity in decision making skills, whether it was unprotected sex with men, or, reflecting before reacting, or, assaulting league officials.

To this day he still struggles with this character flaw.

[LkrFan]

Under this scenario he might have finished superior to Larry Bird

The dude he bent over twice in the Finals? :lolK

[Spurs 4 The Win]

The dude he bent over twice in the Finals? :lolK

If that is actually how it happened, then wouldnt Bird have the AIDS too?

[RD2191]

If that is actually how it happened, then wouldnt Bird have the AIDS too?
:lmao

[ezau]

How many titles does he finish with? Instead of kissing on Isiah he might have tried to slaughter him in '89 for #6. Instead of getting the AIDS in '91 maybe he gets pissed and comes back after DK to get #7. Thoughts?

http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/FireShot-capture-175-Magic-Johnson-announces-retirement-Nov-7-1991-YouTube-www_youtube_com_watch_viSfy4AhDDnwfeatureplayer_em bedded.jpg

This faggot would've easily won 8 titles if he wasn't too busy sucking dicks in California. Laker fans know this but they won't admit it. Anyway, I tip my hat to Magic for playing against Bird, Jordan, and Thomas even he already had HIV. What an amazing athlete and competitor, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Magic and Kirby, both flamingly homosexual. Christ almighty!

[baseline bum]

Duncan was able to get revenge on Shaq in 03, Dirk in 10, Gasol in 13, Randolph in 13, Durbeta in 14, and James in 14. But being a dick in the booty ass nigga stopped Magic from ever having the chance to get revenge on Dad Killer for 91. How would you bet against an HIV-negative Magic though?

[midnightpulp]

He probably goes down as the GOAT. Since Magic's game didn't rely on athleticism, he easily had 7 or 8 years left as an all-star level player. Lakers probably reload following the 91 Finals and the Jordan-era possibly never happens, at least not to the extent of 6 titles.

[ezau]

baseline bum going HAM. Much respect, tbh.

[baseline bum]

He probably goes down as the GOAT. Since Magic's game didn't rely on athleticism, he easily had 7 or 8 years left as an all-star level player. Lakers probably reload following the 91 Finals and the Jordan-era possibly never happens, at least not to the extent of 6 titles.

Indeed, Magic was only 32 when he seroconverted, and you have to think in the pre-max deal era they could have gone after Barkley in 92 and ruled the fucking league.

[Infinite_limit]

Beta meet Alpha

http://sportsthenandnow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Magic-Jordan.jpg

[100%duncan]

If that is actually how it happened, then wouldnt Bird have the AIDS too?

:rollin

[DMC]

& the same behavior (reckless) that lent to his contracting HIV led to him fleeing to a microphone and needlessly retiring.

Then when he finally did return he still had not learned his lessons and prematurely retired once again because it wasn't happening all at once and fast enough to suit him. So frustrated he disgraced himself by physically abusing an NBA Referee. The common thread throughout the ordeal? Rank immaturity in decision making skills, whether it was unprotected sex with men, or, reflecting before reacting, or, assaulting league officials.

To this day he still struggles with this character flaw.

You forgot his main character flaw... being a n*gger.

[DMC]

If that is actually how it happened, then wouldnt Bird have the AIDS too?

Nah.. it's a well know fact Lakers have to finish in the showers.

[Franklin]

If he were born celibate he would've still been playing up to this day tbh, knowing the average life expectancy for a celibate is about 22yrs longer than that of a person who isn't celibate, so is the playing career imho.

[lefty]

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[lefty]

Magic craving some c...

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/assets/3346231/lasordawtf.gif

[Franklin]

aids is just a common disease among monkeys though, like flu. chinks caught monkeys and ate them that was how the disease first transmitted into the human society, imho.

[Thebesteva]

Spurs fans of out of all fan bases should be pro gay considering the story Tim's ex wife said. Though, Hulk Hogan's wife said the same, and we know Hulk aint no homo

[baseline bum]

Spurs fans of out of all fan bases should be pro gay considering the story Tim's ex wife said. Though, Hulk Hogan's wife said the same, and we know Hulk aint no homo

That's just throwing shit against the wall tbh. But Magic passed the gay gene to his son after a lifetime of getting plowed.

[Infinite_limit]

Worthy. Confused

http://static.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/magic-johnson-isiah-thomas-kiss-425.jpg

[Thebesteva]

That's just throwing shit against the wall tbh. But Magic passed the gay gene to his son after a lifetime of getting plowed.

Magic was known for fucking every piece of ass circa 1985. Makes no sense obviously to assume he was gay. Legend has it, Dr. Buss would line women up for him. It's just 8th grade trollin to suggest otherwise and I am not a huge Magic fan. Just like the retarded Kobe tape which is some random guy promoting a gay sex tape that he claims Kobe's VOICE of all things can be heard on. However, the Duncan thing is legitimate, his own wife of many years and the mother of his children said she couldnt put up with the gay stuff anymore.

Spurs fans would bury Laker fans if Kobe's wife left him and said he was gay.

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Spurs fans would bury Laker fans if Kobe's wife left him and said he was gay.

Eva

[Infinite_limit]

Magic was known for fucking every piece of ass circa 1985. Makes no sense obviously to assume he was gay. Legend has it, Dr. Buss would line women up for him. It's just 8th grade trollin to suggest otherwise and I am not a huge Magic fan. Just like the retarded Kobe tape which is some random guy promoting a gay sex tape that he claims Kobe's VOICE of all things can be heard on. However, the Duncan thing is legitimate, his own wife of many years and the mother of his children said she couldnt put up with the gay stuff anymore.

Spurs fans would bury Laker fans if Kobe's wife left him and said he was gay.
Drugs. Orgies. Bisexuality

[baseline bum]

Magic was known for fucking every piece of ass circa 1985. Makes no sense obviously to assume he was gay. Legend has it, Dr. Buss would line women up for him. It's just 8th grade trollin to suggest otherwise and I am not a huge Magic fan. Just like the retarded Kobe tape which is some random guy promoting a gay sex tape that he claims Kobe's VOICE of all things can be heard on. However, the Duncan thing is legitimate, his own wife of many years and the mother of his children said she couldnt put up with the gay stuff anymore.

Spurs fans would bury Laker fans if Kobe's wife left him and said he was gay.

But Magic isn't an IV drug user, is he? Then he takes it in the ass.

[Thebesteva]

Eva

My condolences on Miss Robinson


Drugs. Orgies. Bisexuality

Nah, honestly Magic has acted like a complete dipshit this last few years and I could care less. I just dont see it happening, but I suppose anything is possible.

[baseline bum]

Explain the making out with Isiah before games if he wasn't a dick licker

[TampaDude]

:lol @ this thread

[spurraider21]

Spurs fans would bury Laker fans if Kobe's wife left him and said he was gay.
probably. but then again laker fan is trying to bury spurfan even though Amy hasn't spoken a single word, and Tim has already moved onto a more attractive gf

[100%duncan]

probably. but then again laker fan is trying to bury spurfan even though Amy hasn't spoken a single word, and Tim has already moved onto a more attractive gf

Their arguments for kirby>td is that tim is a faggot, how convincing :cry

[baseline bum]

The correct answer was

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kyle+Anderson+Oregon+Ducks+v+UCLA+Bruins+VU9YAme01 H1l.jpg

RC getting Magic minus the AIDS at pick #30. Fucking rest of the league is a bunch of Chaz's trying to compete with my nigga RC.

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probably. but then again laker fan is trying to bury spurfan even though Amy hasn't spoken a single word, and Tim has already moved onto a more attractive gf

Duncan is gay & you know it. The "gf" is a plant, a stooge.

[spurraider21]

Duncan is gay & you know it. The "gf" is a plant, a stooge.
Baseless, empty accusations based on a single anonymous quote from 11 months ago, with absolutely zero follow up. If that's what appeases laker fans during this dark hour, so be it

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Baseless, empty accusations based on a single anonymous quote from 11 months ago, with absolutely zero follow up. If that's what appeases laker fans during this dark hour, so be it

Of course Media will not follow it up, they did not touch the initial detonation. There is no "newspapers" to sell that spell out Duncan's homosexuality. No $ to be made, only to lose. It's not L.A., it south Texas.

Duncan is gay. And the new girl is nothing more than a bag "man" for the boys downtown.

[baseline bum]

Cubby just throwing shit against the wall when Magic has T-cell count to prove his homosexuality

[spurraider21]

Of course Media will not follow it up, they did not touch the initial detonation. There is no "newspapers" to sell that spell out Duncan's homosexuality. No $ to be made, only to lose. It's not L.A., it south Texas.

Duncan is gay. And the new girl is nothing more than a bag "man" for the boys downtown.
Thought you wanted to see the proof before rendering your decision?

and the spurs have a handful of guys selling top 10 jerseys. If there was a story that big, somebody would release it. The "no money" argument is bullshit. Newspapers publish obscure shit like cute cat pageants. I'm sure they would find room to write about a top 5 all time player being gay

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Thought you wanted to see the proof before rendering your decision?

and the spurs have a handful of guys selling top 10 jerseys. If there was a story that big, somebody would release it. The "no money" argument is bullshit. Newspapers publish obscure shit like cute cat pageants. I'm sure they would find room to write about a top 5 all time player being gay

Please. Pop was never indicted for 6. Media ran after James while Pop took his bunch to the airport and back to Texas. He has never had to answer for that.

When Amy blew her stack MSM averted their eyes till Tim came up with the cash to silence her once and for all.

You know Duncan is gay. You just can't face it.

[ElNono]

The correct answer was

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Kyle+Anderson+Oregon+Ducks+v+UCLA+Bruins+VU9YAme01 H1l.jpg

RC getting Magic minus the AIDS at pick #30. Fucking rest of the league is a bunch of Chaz's trying to compete with my nigga RC.

Spurs get this gem while Tom Rivers grab Chris Suxcox :lmao

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Cubby just throwing shit against the wall when Magic has T-cell count to prove his homosexuality

Duncan is gay as well.

[Splits]

Spurs get this gem while Tom Rivers grab Chris Suxcox :lmao

And RefKC STILL have no shooters

[baseline bum]

Duncan is gay as well.

Why did you molest your children?

[lefty]

Why did you molest your children?
Because he can

[Thread]

Why did you molest your children?

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

[spurraider21]

Please. Pop was never indicted for 6. Media ran after James while Pop took his bunch to the airport and back to Texas. He has never had to answer for that.

When Amy blew her stack MSM averted their eyes till Tim came up with the cash to silence her once and for all.

You know Duncan is gay. You just can't face it.
I'd have no problems with it. My favorite icon in music was Freddie Mercury and he was no stranger to taking it up the rear... Which explains how he hit those ridiculous notes.

if it turned out my favorite athlete was a butt pirate too, so be it. But I'm not going to buy into elementary school level gossip. An anonymous quote during an ugly divorce lol

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Because he can

All I know if that at 4 you guys had accepted Duncan's homosexuality. At 5 you want to renege. tee, hee.

Bent over the davenport---biting his pillow he's still Champion.

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I'd have no problems with it. My favorite icon in music was Freddie Mercury and he was no stranger to taking it up the rear... Which explains how he hit those ridiculous notes.

if it turned out my favorite athlete was a butt pirate too, so be it. But I'm not going to buy into elementary school level gossip. An anonymous quote during an ugly divorce lol

- "Haaaaarumpf!!!"

- 21

[spurraider21]

- "Haaaaarumpf!!!"

- 21
:rolleyes

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:rolleyes

So what that Duncan is gay. He's still Champion. Don't let it bug ya, big fella.

[baseline bum]

Come ta Pappy.

Signed,

- Pappy

But you molested them

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But you molested them

Next you'll mention my ticket again for the first time since:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

tee, hee.

[Splits]

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^
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Exactly. Duncan's homosexuality doesn't diminish 5 whatsoever.

[Splits]

Exactly. Duncan's homosexuality doesn't diminish 5 whatsoever.

So gay...

qd3imX6Kw78

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So gay...

qd3imX6Kw78

He's a Champion who happens to be gay. Get over it, Splits. You accepted it at 4. Nothing has changed cept the count. Grow up.

[Splits]

He's a Champion who happens to be gay. Get over it, Splits. You accepted it at 4. Nothing has changed cept the count. Grow up.

Ok.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20140616/5053098/tim-duncan-and-david-robinson-o.gif

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Ok.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/20140616/5053098/tim-duncan-and-david-robinson-o.gif

That's the ticket.

[midnightpulp]

So what that Duncan is gay. He's still Champion. Don't let it bug ya, big fella.

True. Your Magic, Kobe, and AC Green are homosexual, and they're still full blooded champions.

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True. Your Magic, Kobe, and AC Green are homosexual, and they're still full blooded champions.

Exactly. Duncan is just the latest to join the pink team.

[Splits]

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http://dimemag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/USATSI_7956019-480x334.jpg

There ya go. Makes nary a difference that Duncan is homosexual. Still Champion.

[baseline bum]

Next you'll mention my ticket again for the first time since:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

tee, hee.

You go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

Vs

http://nbatitlechase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gregg-popovich-champ.gif

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You go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

Vs

http://nbatitlechase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gregg-popovich-champ.gif

You were willing at 4 to stipulate to Duncan's homosexuality. At 5 makes nary diff.

tee, hee.

[jjktkk]

I'd have no problems with it. My favorite icon in music was Freddie Mercury and he was no stranger to taking it up the rear... Which explains how he hit those ridiculous notes.

if it turned out my favorite athlete was a butt pirate too, so be it. But I'm not going to buy into elementary school level gossip. An anonymous quote during an ugly divorce lol

:lol

[TDMVPDPOY]

Vs

http://nbatitlechase.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/gregg-popovich-champ.gif

needs to have brazzers logo on it...

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needs to have brazzers logo on it...

Or, NAMBLA's. tee, hee.