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benefactor
06-23-2014, 03:22 PM
:cry one more

King Emmanuel
06-23-2014, 03:23 PM
omg 6-5 timmy over kobe

RD2191
06-23-2014, 03:23 PM
What about timvp? Will he return again?:cry

Thread
06-23-2014, 04:01 PM
What else is he gonna do, go back to the islands? Sit with those assholes on TnT? Renew his membership with NAMBLA?

I just have to hope a tragedy takes place twixt now and next June. Something, anything that keeps the bag in Duncan's possession. I lose the bag I'm white bread.

Infinite_limit
06-23-2014, 04:02 PM
Duncan going after Magic Johnson's spot !

DJR210
06-23-2014, 04:19 PM
What about timvp? Will he return again?:cry

The streets have been talking, and what I hear is he's opted out of his contract with ST to pursue a career in parenting

RD2191
06-23-2014, 04:21 PM
The streets have been talking, and what I hear is he's opted out of his contract with ST to pursue a career in parenting
DJ Khaled you my nig. Always coming through.:toast

DJR210
06-23-2014, 04:26 PM
DJ Khaled you my nig. Always coming through.:toast

Bexar County, 210 stand up. We CHAMPIONS. WE SUPASTARS, yawmsayn?

RD2191
06-23-2014, 04:26 PM
Bexar County, 210 stand up. We CHAMPIONS. WE SUPASTARS, yawmsayn?
We got Duncan, We got Manu, We got Daye.

Chinook
06-23-2014, 04:30 PM
Well, technically, he only opted in. He can still retire and take the money with him.

DJR210
06-23-2014, 04:30 PM
We got Duncan, We got Manu, We got Daye.

We also got a lot of traffic. We got Kia Optima's, Dodge Neons, Hyundai Elantra ridin highs..but we gon' be there tonight.

RD2191
06-23-2014, 04:38 PM
We also got a lot of traffic. We got Kia Optima's, Dodge Neons, Hyundai Elantra ridin highs..but we gon' be there tonight.
:lol

spurraider21
06-23-2014, 04:40 PM
Well, technically, he only opted in. He can still retire and take the money with him.
i know ur the capologist, but i'm pretty sure you don't get the money if you retire :lol

its different if its a medical retirement

elmanutres
06-23-2014, 05:05 PM
What else is he gonna do, go back to the islands? Sit with those assholes on TnT? Renew his membership with NAMBLA?

I just have to hope a tragedy takes place twixt now and next June. Something, anything that keeps the bag in Duncan's possession. I lose the bag I'm white bread.

the bag was already gone thread.

He's just gonna piss on it this time

TampaDude
06-23-2014, 05:09 PM
Duncan going after Magic Johnson's spot !

Magic, hell...he's going after Jordan! :hat

Jacob1983
06-23-2014, 05:09 PM
Did you really think he would turn down 10 million dollars? His kids will be set for life.

TampaDude
06-23-2014, 05:11 PM
Did you really think he would turn down 10 million dollars? His kids will be set for life.

Right, because they couldn't get by on the 227 million dollars he's already earned. :lol

Jacob1983
06-23-2014, 05:12 PM
Sure, why not? How much does his ex get? Or did they have a prenup?

FkLA
06-23-2014, 05:14 PM
We also got a lot of traffic. We got Kia Optima's, Dodge Neons, Hyundai Elantra ridin highs..but we gon' be there tonight.

Kiss the ring, baby! Kiss the ring!

Brunodf
06-23-2014, 05:28 PM
Sure, why not? How much does his ex get? Or did they have a prenup?
Of course he had a prenup, Duncan is a smart guy... Why do u think that she was mad :lol

Chinook
06-23-2014, 05:29 PM
i know ur the capologist, but i'm pretty sure you don't get the money if you retire :lol

its different if its a medical retirement

We've talked about this several times. By the CBA, guaranteed means guaranteed no matter what. However, by law, a player can be sued if they claim salary without rendering the service (after they are retired, for example). This usually means the player and team agree to a buyout before the player officially retires. Note that it's an actual buyout and not just the player agreeing to forfeit his salary. Rarely does a retiring player give up all of his money.

DMC
06-23-2014, 05:47 PM
Tim will be playing until he looks like Bill Russell.

Thread
06-23-2014, 07:57 PM
the bag was already gone thread.

He's just gonna piss on it this time

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

DMC
06-23-2014, 08:06 PM
Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

What does it really say that a tired old shit bag won the championship and has 2 consecutive Finals appearances while your "Kobe 5" hasn't even played a single minute in the post season in two years?

Doesn't it say you need to redefine the term TOSB?

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:09 PM
What does that mean, exactly? Does it mean Kobe is better than Tim? Does it mean they are even and you just arbitrarily assign a derogatory handle to Tim because you're a Lakers' fan? Isn't it really just saying that Tim has bracketed Kobe's rings, that he did his in a more linear fashion with less deviation throughout the years? What does it really say that a tired old shit back won the championship and has 2 consecutive Finals appearances while your "Kobe 5" hasn't even played a single minute in the post season in two years? Doesn't it mean that Kobe only did well when he had a stacked team, therefore the 3 consecutive Finals appearances.

Do you ever wonder what would have happened if Kobe 3peated again instead of losing to Boston or Dallas in those 2peat bracket years?

Frankly, it's just stated protocol that as it's creator I am bound to sustain.

DMC
06-23-2014, 08:12 PM
Frankly, it's just stated protocol that as it's creator I am bound to sustain.

Ergo it means nothing. Nothing at all. Your capitulation is duly noted.

Splits
06-23-2014, 08:19 PM
What does it really say that a tired old shit bag won the championship and has 2 consecutive Finals appearances while your "Kobe 5" hasn't even played a single minute in the post season in two years?

Doesn't it say you need to redefine the term TOSB?

It means Kirbs will average 25/6/6 for the first time in his career next season.

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:21 PM
Ergo it means nothing. Nothing at all. Your capitulation is duly noted.

Then I shouldn't hear another word about from you:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:23 PM
What does it really say that a tired old shit bag won the championship and has 2 consecutive Finals appearances while your "Kobe 5" hasn't even played a single minute in the post season in two years?

Doesn't it say you need to redefine the term TOSB?

All you had to do was finish it last June. But, no, you fucked up and now you want a way out. You'll have to wait until at least next June. The bag stays in Texas.

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 08:25 PM
You are just talking to talk now - everything forthcoming rings hollow and it's a shame.

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:25 PM
You are just talking to talk now - everything forthcoming rings hollow and it's a shame.

Bend over. I'll show you a fuckin' shame.

DMC
06-23-2014, 08:35 PM
Bend over. I'll show you a fuckin' shame.

Then you bend over and I'll show you "rings". All 5 of them.

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:36 PM
Then you bend over and I'll show you "rings". All 5 of them.

& the bag as well.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

ElNono
06-23-2014, 08:40 PM
What does it really say that a tired old shit bag won the championship and has 2 consecutive Finals appearances while your "Kobe 5" hasn't even played a single minute in the post season in two years?

Doesn't it say you need to redefine the term TOSB?

He will soldier on, and make up his own reality if need be. He'll be the Rambo to the Vietnam war. I understand, tbh... like a good soldier, loyalties are front and center.

Under the hood, it really only means he's tired of carrying the ole shite bag...

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:44 PM
He will soldier on, and make up his own reality if need be. He'll be the Rambo to the Vietnam war. I understand, tbh... like a good soldier, loyalties are front and center.

Under the hood, it really only means he's tired of carrying the ole shite bag...

You were more than willing to abide by the rules last June, right up to 28 seconds. Now look at you:::crawlin', belly draggin', beggin'. You sad sack.

Kool Bob Love
06-23-2014, 08:44 PM
Duncan FIVE
tosb kobe 5

shoulder to shoulder.

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:46 PM
Duncan FIVE
tosb kobe 5

shoulder to shoulder.

Look at ya, your Championship barely a week old and you're wallowing in regret, over a fuckin' bag of tired shit.

Kool Bob Love
06-23-2014, 08:46 PM
Look at ya, your Championship barely a week old and you're wallowing in regret, over a fuckin' bag of tired shit.

#Factsonly.

Kool Bob Love
06-23-2014, 08:50 PM
http://youtu.be/yYvh05reutA
chillls.:wow

~O~
06-23-2014, 08:51 PM
I'm just wondering who's going to stop them next year.

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:52 PM
I'm just wondering who's going to stop them next year.

That person resides in each of them.

ElNono
06-23-2014, 08:56 PM
You were more than willing to abide by the rules last June, right up to 28 seconds. Now look at you:::crawlin', belly draggin', beggin'. You sad sack.

I'm not sure what you're talking about, I was certainly here "right up to 28 seconds" and after, but you were not...

And when I say I understand, I mean it... last season when it was open season on my dude Gino, you stepped up and spoke about these loyalties while I was nodding behind these here keys. I respect that.

Unfortunately, unlike Gino, the 48.5 sealed any redemption opportunities for your guy...

~O~
06-23-2014, 08:58 PM
That person resides in each of them.
+1

Thread
06-23-2014, 08:59 PM
I'm not sure what you're talking about, I was certainly here "right up to 28 seconds" and after, but you were not...

And when I say I understand, I mean it... last season when it was open season on my dude Gino, you stepped up and spoke about these loyalties while I was nodding behind these here keys. I respect that.

Unfortunately, unlike Gino, the 48.5 sealed any redemption opportunities for your guy...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.

Dex
06-23-2014, 08:59 PM
& the bag as well.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

So then, what does it mean for Kobe's career to get shit on by the so-called TOSB?

What does that make Kobe?

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 09:01 PM
Kobe is something else entirely. Well beyond TOSB. TOSB was Duncan's, but Thread is just too worn out and beat down to come up with anything so he's just sticking to it. It's lazy, it's self-serving, but when you are broken down what else can you do?

The only thing he cares about is coming up with something unique for Kobe different than TOSB even though TOSB applies to Kobe. Make sense?

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:01 PM
So then, what does it mean for Kobe's career to get shit on by the so-called TOSB?

What does that make Kobe?

That's your bailiwick, or, you can exercise decorum and patience and wait for the bag to become transferable. You got that in ya, Dex, or, can't you wait?

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:04 PM
Kobe is something else entirely. Well beyond TOSB. TOSB was Duncan's, but Thread is just too worn out and beat down to come up with anything so he's just sticking to it. It's lazy, it's self-serving, but when you are broken down what else can you do?

>>>>>>The only thing he cares about is coming up with something unique for Kobe different than TOSB<<<<<< even though TOSB applies to Kobe. Make sense?

That's your job, not mine. But, I got a sneaking suspicion that come next June should you back it TOSB will be just fine for Kobe. And I'll take it. Just like that.

ElNono
06-23-2014, 09:06 PM
but Thread is just too worn out and beat down


Under the hood, it really only means he's tired of carrying the ole shite bag...

Exactly... 48.5 sealed and delivered his fate. Ironic it would be his guy doing it to him...

NRHector
06-23-2014, 09:06 PM
That person resides in each of them.

The same ones with the redemption you chickenshit

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:08 PM
The same ones with the redemption you chickenshit

He asked about next year, not Sunday before last.

Dex
06-23-2014, 09:08 PM
That's your bailiwick, or, you can exercise decorum and patience and wait for the bag to become transferable. You got that in ya, Dex, or, can't you wait?

I just want you to serve your penance, Culby. Spurfan rests happily at night because we know 5=5. Duncan has already given us Thanksgiving dinner and anything more at this point is gravy in the bowl.

But since you used a word as fancy as "bailiwick", I'll let you have your bag. Until Duncan buries that for you, too.

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 09:09 PM
You can't lodge "TOSB" unless you go on record with what you think LA will do this off season and where they will finish as well.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:10 PM
I just want you to serve your penance, Culby. Spurfan rests happily at night because we know 5=5. Duncan has already given us Thanksgiving dinner and anything more at this point is gravy in the bowl.

But since you used a word as fancy as "bailiwick", I'll let you have your bag. Until Duncan buries that for you, too.

Servin' it every day.

---

Fine, I'll put a check mark by your name. I won't be hearing about the bag from you again until at least next June.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:11 PM
You can't lodge "TOSB" unless you go on record with what you think LA will do this off season and where they will finish as well.

I don't do predictions, Deeps. I do post mortems.

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 09:12 PM
Well damn, you can never be wrong! What. A. Life.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:14 PM
Well damn, you can never be wrong! What. A. Life.

I'm wrong all the time. Just today I was wrong on that 3 by Duncan. I was wrong on Riley. I said Riley had made all the mistakes he was going to make in L.A. & NYC, on & on.

Go back & 48.5 some more.

DMC
06-23-2014, 09:16 PM
You were more than willing to abide by the rules last June, right up to 28 seconds. Now look at you:::crawlin', belly draggin', beggin'. You sad sack.

You weren't even here last June, up 28 seconds. You didn't show your ugly mug until the smoke cleared. Don't be going pretending you set some conditions during the battle when you were AWOL.

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 09:17 PM
I'm wrong all the time. Just today I was wrong on that 3 by Duncan. I was wrong on Riley. I said Riley had made all the mistakes he was going to make in L.A. & NYC, on & on.

Go back & 48.5 some more.

How can you be wrong so much if you only talk about things that have already happened :lol

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:19 PM
You weren't even here last June, up 28 seconds. You didn't show your ugly mug until the smoke cleared. Don't be going pretending you set some conditions during the battle when you were AWOL.

And that has no bearing on my statement. You knew the rules up 28 seconds. You thought it was over that you could make me take the bag to California. I did to. But, that ain't what happened. You got happy and you fucked up. Now you want me to suspend the bag. No.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:20 PM
How can you be wrong so much if you only talk about things that have already happened :lol

It never happens to you of course.

Clipper Nation
06-23-2014, 09:21 PM
I'm just wondering who's going to stop them next year.
http://i.imgur.com/Mv3y7NX.jpg

NRHector
06-23-2014, 09:21 PM
He asked about next year, not Sunday before last.

So am I

DPG21920
06-23-2014, 09:22 PM
It never happens to you of course.

Don't be such a pouter. It's unbecoming.

DMC
06-23-2014, 09:24 PM
That's your job, not mine. But, I got a sneaking suspicion that come next June should you back it TOSB will be just fine for Kobe. And I'll take it. Just like that.

Like this year and the last, you'll not be here to take it.

DMC
06-23-2014, 09:24 PM
And that has no bearing on my statement. You knew the rules up 28 seconds. You thought it was over that you could make me take the bag to California. I did to. But, that ain't what happened. You got happy and you fucked up. Now you want me to suspend the bag. No.

I didn't think it was over. I said so. I staked my ST life on it.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:25 PM
So am I

And I told him. It's not from the outside that you'll be challenged. No, the outside is mired in a crippling depression. You'll be challenged from within, each of you, from Pop all the way down. We'll see.

DMC
06-23-2014, 09:26 PM
How can you be wrong so much if you only talk about things that have already happened :lol

When he tries to look forward you get the fortification of Steve Nash.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:26 PM
Like this year and the last, you'll not be here to take it.

True.

DMC
06-23-2014, 09:30 PM
True.

So what's the point of pretending you will? Just be forthright, no one here is going to call you out a a family gathering. Just admit that you'll lodge the TOSB with Tim because it's in you to do it. Don't fabricate some excuse as if you're abiding by a pirates code or something. You'll be gone and that will be that and the TOSB label will no longer exist because it's been burned and stomped out here like a GWB effigy in Iraq.

kobe4life
06-23-2014, 09:37 PM
God is so much better than this TOSB. I'm glad he's coming back so God can whoop his ass next year.

Thread
06-23-2014, 09:41 PM
So what's the point of pretending you will? Just be forthright, no one here is going to call you out a a family gathering. Just admit that you'll lodge the TOSB with Tim because it's in you to do it. Don't fabricate some excuse as if you're abiding by a pirates code or something. You'll be gone and that will be that and the TOSB label will no longer exist because it's been burned and stomped out here like a GWB effigy in Iraq.

You're dense. I won't be here for the trip, but, I'll return immediately after you all arrive home like last year and this year. I don't do the trip anymore.

~O~
06-23-2014, 09:49 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Mv3y7NX.jpg

I checked Clippers salaries...and they'd have to sign and trade for that. At least three players for one guy. They have to give up plenty of talent...because I don't see a straight up deal happening. Some picks to add.

If chris paul or blake G plus..young prospect..and.pick?

Let me stop thinking so hard.

ezau
06-23-2014, 09:50 PM
When Duncan gets 6, it's gonna be Duncan>>>>>>Kobe. It's going to be glorious here on ST.

DMC
06-23-2014, 10:01 PM
You're dense. I won't be here for the trip, but, I'll return immediately after you all arrive home like last year and this year. I don't do the trip anymore.

No one cares.

DMC
06-23-2014, 10:02 PM
When Duncan gets 6, it's gonna be Duncan>>>>>>Kobe. It's going to be glorious here on ST.
Nah, everyone will be happy about it, but it will be like making fun of a retarded kid to fuck with Dale and his Kobe schtick by then. We will all find other endeavors.

Thread
06-23-2014, 10:05 PM
When Duncan gets 6, it's gonna be Duncan>>>>>>Kobe. It's going to be glorious here on ST.

& I'll be here and I won't have shown my ass like you guys have.

lmrighteousao!!!

Thread
06-23-2014, 10:06 PM
Nah, everyone will be happy about it, but it will be like making fun of a retarded kid to fuck with Dale and his Kobe schtick by then. We will all find other endeavors.

Please. You'll harangue me with the bag and the count as I have harangued you fellows:::without mercy.

100%duncan
06-23-2014, 10:25 PM
We took yer cookie Dale.

Take it like a man.

Thread
06-23-2014, 10:28 PM
We took yer cookie Dale.

Take it like a man.

I'm taking it like a man. I've been singing your praises for over a week now.

You ain't been stopped in two years cept by yourselves. You won't be stopped in the near future cept by yourselves. It don't get better than that.

100%duncan
06-23-2014, 10:31 PM
I'm taking it like a man. I've been singing your praises for over a week now.

You ain't been stopped in two years cept by yourselves. You won't be stopped in the near future cept by yourselves. It don't get better than that.

That's more like it.

But for your Lakers as of the moment.... "Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!" seems fit for them.

DMC
06-23-2014, 10:37 PM
I'm taking it like a man. I've been singing your praises for over a week now.

You ain't been stopped in two years cept by yourselves. You won't be stopped in the near future cept by yourselves. It don't get better than that.

Kobe's cum sours in your mouth as you speak... he's becoming the enemy.

ezau
06-23-2014, 10:38 PM
& I'll be here and I won't have shown my ass like you guys have.

lmrighteousao!!!

That's good Cul!

ezau
06-23-2014, 10:42 PM
I'm taking it like a man. I've been singing your praises for over a week now.

You ain't been stopped in two years cept by yourselves. You won't be stopped in the near future cept by yourselves. It don't get better than that.

I only accept Duncan>Kobe and nothing else. Let us proceed.

Thread
06-23-2014, 11:03 PM
Kobe's cum sours in your mouth as you speak... he's becoming the enemy.

Hatred doesn't change the truth. You're Champs. We're in a state of shock, trying to come to terms with a reality we've not yet acknowledged. Until we do that we'll continue to wander in the winds.

Thread
06-23-2014, 11:06 PM
That's good Cul!

Whomever said it's never as bad as you think it's gonna be was one wise sob.

Thread
06-23-2014, 11:09 PM
That's more like it.

But for your Lakers as of the moment.... "Crawl, motherfucker, crawl!" seems fit for them.

We're still standing up. We're like Jake LaMotta after he let Robinson in there.

UZER
06-23-2014, 11:20 PM
I don't do predictions, Deeps. I do post mortems.

Horseshit.

:lol youre running around here like a squealing greased pig avoiding the slaughter.

You don't do predictions, yet you post all day taking credit for saying the spurs were gonna rang again.

daslicer
06-23-2014, 11:24 PM
Cully has always been a shitty troll but now its more evident after Duncan winning 5. He has no shtick anymore and he still hijacks threads with his useless banter. Cully will go down as one of the stupidest posters ever to post in spurstalk.

MeloHype
06-23-2014, 11:26 PM
http://youtu.be/yYvh05reutA
chillls.:wowhttp://37.media.tumblr.com/6cb2ebced515e5faad42d4ceb3507885/tumblr_n79g3ifXuq1sr2466o1_1280.png

Thread
06-23-2014, 11:36 PM
Cully has always been a shitty troll but now its more evident after Duncan winning 5. He has no shtick anymore and he still hijacks threads with his useless banter. Cully will go down as one of the stupidest posters ever to post in spurstalk.

Gee, thanks, slice, I always thought we had a certain rapport. Damn, I've been wrong several times today.

ezau
06-24-2014, 12:07 AM
Gee, thanks, slice, I always thought we had a certain rapport. Damn, I've been wrong several times today.

As long as Duncan>Kobe, and until Kobe gets numbah 6.

Franklin
06-24-2014, 12:14 AM
dude won't retire until he ties himself with Jordan on ring counts imho, he would've already done so had Manu played better last year tbh.

Kool Bob Love
06-24-2014, 12:16 AM
igotfiveonit.jpg



^
New phone wallpaper. Thanks homie. :tu

lefty
06-24-2014, 12:54 AM
http://yestotexas.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Heat-Spurs-Billboard-Miami-Page-Q.jpg

Thread
06-24-2014, 05:30 AM
dude won't retire until he ties himself with Jordan on ring counts imho, he would've already done so had Manu played better last year tbh.

& he coulda made a fuckin' layup. Christ, he had the crown of Battier's head as a sight.