Predict God's 2014-2015 season

[kobe4life]

I have decided to create this thread since a lot of you guys think that God is finished and done. This is a thread you can bump next summer after what I say comes true. I expect God to have an MVP type of season since he wants to prove to people he still has it. God will average 30 points a game, 50 percent shooting, along with 5 assists, 5 rebounds. Lakers will go all the way and win it all. State your predictions in this thread and we'll see who is right.

[Thebesteva]

Dont change Kobe4life, dont let them break u

[ezau]

If he's healthy and if his minutes are managed properly:

19-22 points per game
30-35 minutes per game
40-45% FG%

[Franklin]

didn't know you had re-converted yourself to Lebronism, tbh.

[Splits]

25/6/6 for the first time ever in his career

[IrisHockey]

He'll play 20 games maximum.

[kobe4life]

didn't know you had re-converted yourself to Lebronism, tbh.

Never you know me too well I would never convert to a Great Satanic worshiper.

[jARS mEsH sEt]

21 PPG @ 43% shooting, 4 APG, 4 RPG, 0.8 SPG

[lefty]

50%





chances he'll play

[elmanutres]

how the fuck is this terrible troll still going.

[DAF86]

About 60 goals and 20 assists.

[xellos88330]

"God is dead"

[Clipper Nation]

6










games played

[benefactor]

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[ChumpDumper]

DNP-CD (Check Deposited)

[scanry]

His stats will not matter. If the Lakers make the playoffs, their season will be a success.

[phyzik]

Kawhi will add "God Slayer" to his resume.

[kobe4life]

Kawhi will add "God Slayer" to his resume.

God will never get schooled by Kawhi because he is a much better player than the Great Satan. If God gets schooled by Kawhi then I will never post again on this forum.

[ambchang]

God will never get schooled by Kawhi because he is a much better player than the Great Satan. If God gets schooled by Kawhi then I will never post again on this forum.

:lol Kobe 0-3 vs. Kawhi
:lol 10-24 shooting (actually right around his average)
:lol 0 blocks in 107 minutes
:lol 1 steal in 107 minutes
:lol outrebounded by Kawhi with 25% more minutes

[UZER]

Throwing everyone under the bus.

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Throwing everyone under the bus.

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

[UZER]

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

Being purposely obtuse I see.

[Cry Havoc]

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

No way are you that dense. :lol its a good effort, though all too transparent.

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No way are you that dense. :lol its a good effort, though all too transparent.

Well, Breen had the answer, not verbatim:::"Media treats Kobe different than they do Duncan. It's the way it was from the start." Van Gundy? He wanted to talk about soccer.

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Being purposely obtuse I see.

What, you didn't hear it? You thought I'd let it lay?

Uh, uh. Jackson nailed it, right between the eyes. I'm just shocked he still had a seat thereafter.

[UZER]

What, you didn't hear it? You thought I'd let it lay?

Uh, uh. Jackson nailed it, right between the eyes. I'm just shocked he still had a seat thereafter.


Cherry picking is par for the course for you. How's 5-4 working out?

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Cherry picking is par for the course for you. How's 5-4 working out?

BS, Ooze, it was great oversight by Jackson. You just can't take it. Just dish it.

[UZER]

BS, Ooze, it was great oversight by Jackson. You just can't take it. Just dish it.

You're deflecting again. Here's a simple question....

5-4?

[Clipper Nation]

BS, Ooze, it was great oversight by Jackson. You just can't take it. Just dish it.
You've nary room. You dished Duncan=Bag but can't take Kirby=Bag.

[Thread]

You're deflecting again. Here's a simple question....

5-4?

What, you need your daily oral standing ovation from Cubby?

[jag]

& then that moment in the Finals when it was mentioned that Duncan had not spoken to Parker during his rookie year. Mark Jackson was ready,,,not verbatim:::"why was it okay for Duncan not to speak to Parker, but, it wasn't for Kobe to not speak to Smush Parker?" It was like somebody died. LMAO!!!

You're stuck, in purgatory, forever comparing Kobe to yet another player he will never stack up to. The 2014 Finals sealed your fate.

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You're stuck, in purgatory, forever comparing Kobe to yet another player he will never stack up to. The 2014 Finals sealed your fate.

Forget it. Just wanted to make a point, have a conversation on a point of interest I'd wanted to mention.

[jag]

Forget it. Just wanted to make a point, have a conversation on a point of interest I'd wanted to mention.

You're stuck. You know it. And I know it

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You're stuck. You know it. And I know it

Christ, I've been jacking you off for over a week now.

[Cry Havoc]

Well, Breen had the answer, not verbatim:::"Media treats Kobe different than they do Duncan. It's the way it was from the start." Van Gundy? He wanted to talk about soccer.

You build a rep, you live with it. That's the way it worked with Wilt, that's the way it worked with Malone, and that's the way it goes for Kobe. The shackles don't fall off - you gotta shake 'em. And Kobe ain't been about dat lyfe, especially not after 48. So you let me know when he doesn't go for the throat on payday, and then we can have a talk about his media treatment. You pretending Kobe wasn't a media darling before Eagle though, and that's just dishonest.

[My Fault]

17ppg on 43%

He will try to impose his will but he's done. Very likely he gets injured midway through the season.

[Thread]

You build a rep, you live with it. That's the way it worked with Wilt, that's the way it worked with Malone, and that's the way it goes for Kobe. The shackles don't fall off - you gotta shake 'em. And Kobe ain't been about dat lyfe, especially not after 48. So you let me know when he doesn't go for the throat on payday, and then we can have a talk about his media treatment. You pretending Kobe wasn't a media darling before Eagle though, and that's just dishonest.

It was just nice to have a Media member speak from the brain instead of the teleprompter. & it came out of left field. I grabbed the remote and rewound it immediately. it was like an out of body experience. I asked Girl to pinch me, but, she said "No, I'm not in the mood, Dale."

[phyzik]

Christ, I've been jacking you off for over a week now.

accept that duty for at least another 51 weeks, resign yourself to that fate. Your only hope for positional relief is if TOSB Kobe can make it 6>5.... Sorry to say, it does not look promising for you. You are the Kaite girl of Spurstalk now. Come to Pappy.

[jag]

The team is terrible. They have no scoring. Which is exactly how Kobe wants it. There's no way he averages below 20-23 PPG. He'll put up 30 shots a game if he has to.

24 PPG 40% shooting, 31% 3PT

[Clipper Nation]

You build a rep, you live with it. That's the way it worked with Wilt, that's the way it worked with Malone, and that's the way it goes for Kobe. The shackles don't fall off - you gotta shake 'em. And Kobe ain't been about dat lyfe, especially not after 48. So you let me know when he doesn't go for the throat on payday, and then we can have a talk about his media treatment. You pretending Kobe wasn't a media darling before Eagle though, and that's just dishonest.
Hell, Media has said nary an unkind word about Kirby post-Eagle either.... they keep perpetuating the narrative that a 23% shooter in late-game situations is "clutch."

[UZER]

What, you need your daily oral standing ovation from Cubby?

How's 5-4 working out for you these days?

[Cry Havoc]

It was just nice to have a Media member speak from the brain instead of the teleprompter. & it came out of left field. I grabbed the remote and rewound it immediately. it was like an out of body experience. I asked Girl to pinch me, but, she said "No, I'm not in the mood, Dale."

I'm not sure you want a media member speaking from their brain. It doesn't add much to the conversation. :lol You're just a contrarian and you got all nice and frothy from the gainsaying. It don't mean diddly in the grand scheme of things. Kind of odd that you would suggest a 2 guard, who's in LA, who has tried to be Mike his entire career would be poleaxed by the media through no fault of his own. Come on now, that just ain't right. They did everything short of worshiping him, but he just couldn't let go of the throat.

[Dex]

So, like...Over/Under 45 games or what?

[Cry Havoc]

So, like...Over/Under 45 games or what?

More like over/under 35 in that loaded West. :lol

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I'm not sure you want a media member speaking from their brain. It doesn't add much to the conversation. :lol You're just a contrarian and you got all nice and frothy from the gainsaying. It don't mean diddly in the grand scheme of things. Kind of odd that you would suggest a 2 guard, who's in LA, who has tried to be Mike his entire career would be poleaxed by the media through no fault of his own. Come on now, that just ain't right. They did everything short of worshiping him, but he just couldn't let go of the throat.

You're correct, there was dead silence immediately thereafter. Breen defended it curtly---Van Gundy moved it to soccer. And that was it. But, it's on the record, & I ain't the one to let it go.

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How's 5-4 working out for you these days?

Like shaved pussy.

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Hell, Media has said nary an unkind word about Kirby post-Eagle either.... they keep perpetuating the narrative that a 23% shooter in late-game situations is "clutch."

That pass to Artest though was a fine double cross, eh? You didn't have to go home, but, you had to get the Hell out of there.

tee, hee.

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Come to Pappy.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.