Boris "Mr steal yo girl" Diaw

[Kiwi]

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2108541-boris-diaw-crashes-bachelorette-party-kisses-the-bride-to-be

Ain't that some shit :lol:hat

[Cry Havoc]

Dude got swag. Ain't no two ways about it. :lol

[Big Empty]

lake travis was fun! cant wait to do it again

[Aztecfan03]

:lol The beginning sounds like they are trying to copy old spice commercials.

[ironman2886]

I thought he'd look fat. I guess the weight is on his ass.

[ironman2886]

Lake Travis isn't dried up? I thought it was.

[barakz21]

I lol'd at the "engaging god mode" part :lol

[phxspurfan]

lol awesome

[Chris]

He probably spoke some French and she went head over heels

[Biernutz]

They called Boris and he swam over from another boat...all that frogging came in handy.:lol

[DesignatedT]

Lake Travis isn't dried up? I thought it was.

Most of it. Not all of it.

[gameFACE]

Dude's been feasting on too much creme brûlée and croquettes. The gut is showing

[xmas1997]

Lake Travis isn't dried up? I thought it was.

You can tell how low it is, as are most of the lakes from central Texas west, the worst probably being Medina.

[Spurs9]

Dude's been feasting on too much creme brûlée and croquettes. The gut is showing

As long as he can defend he can load himself up with all the french bread he can stuff his face with

[superbigtime]

Too funny. Yeah Medina is a creek. Was out at Canyon today, a little low but not bad at all.

[cd021]

The most interesting man ....:toast

"He’s like Aquaman with better court vision.":lmao

He'd be a great wing man but has the swag to close the deal if his boy can't

[xmas1997]

Too funny. Yeah Medina is a creek. Was out at Canyon today, a little low but not bad at all.

Yeah, Canyon is surprisingly okay.
I saw a recent picture of Medina and you would never know it was once a lake.
Creek? That is no exaggeration.

[superbigtime]

Yeah, Canyon is surprisingly okay.
I saw a recent picture of Medina and you would never know it was once a lake.
Creek? That is no exaggeration.

I was actually looking at Medina lakehouses 3 or 4 years ago ... whew! so glad I did not do that! It's sad, I hope it fills back up, gonna take some sustained monster rains.

[xmas1997]

I was actually looking at Medina lakehouses 3 or 4 years ago ... whew! so glad I did not do that! It's sad, I hope it fills back up, gonna take some sustained monster rains.

Probably not one but at least two hurricanes tbqh.

[BillMc]

All he did was kiss her? Somewhere Tony is disappointed...:lol

[Dex]

All he did was kiss her? Somewhere Tony is disappointed...:lol

He probably took her to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know...they can't refuse. Because of the implication.

[100%duncan]

Damn Boris the Alpha

[Spur|n|Austin]

Lake Travis isn't dried up? I thought it was.

It's at like 40% right now. We need a fucking hurricane.

[BillMc]

Damn Boris the Alpha

KD blames the system.

[Dex]

It's at like 40% right now. We need a fucking hurricane.

Just get all the people who live off the lake to string down their hoses and fill it up like the pool.

Come on guys. Group effort.

Unless they pull their water from the lake. Then they'd just be circulating water.

[Ron Swanson]

He probably took her to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know...they can't refuse. Because of the implication.

Bravo. I always appreciate an Always Sunny reference.

[200 miles]

He probably took her to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know...they can't refuse. Because of the implication.

:lmao Creepy Dennis

[SpurPadre]

All he did was kiss her? Somewhere Tony is disappointed...:lol

I'm sure he got her cell phone number so he can sext her just as TP taught him how, tbh.

[ironman2886]

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