[WC 14] The Round of 16 Thread

[it's me]

Not bad TBH ..... hopefully they don't fold as Nigs did in the second half.

[NASpurs]

We should run up to the German side when they're eating their orange slices and detonate! Do it for the cause! allah akbarrrr! :cry :cry

:lmao

Now you've done it, we're in the Interpol list

[IronMaxipad]

http://a.pomf.se/dxdegm.gif

[lefty]

We need to put more pressure offensively, and we should replace Taider and Soudani of **** by Djabou and Brahimi

[The Gemini Method]

:lmao

Now you've done it, we're in the Interpol list

They can't stop us! Arab Summer! my name al-Hemini Methodini!

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.minus.com/ij3xUyqlVubBt.gif

http://www.thesangreal.net/gafpics/goalie.gif

[ElNono]

Entertaining 1st half, tbh... as expected, these two teams are evenly matched talent-wise, it's going to take a spark of brilliance or a mistake to break the tie...

[lefty]

Neuer's positioning during the 1st half (thats not photoshopped, by the way)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrZ-oGvCUAAICI0.png

[lefty]

:lmao

Now you've done it, we're in the Interpol list
dont worry Maxipad will get you out of there


Nigga is connected

[DAF86]

Damn Germany looks shaky lol having one of the best corner backs in the game and playing him at midfield while having 4 CB's on the defensive line. BTW, why is Schmelzer not playing? Injured?

[Infinite_limit]

Entertaining 1st half, tbh... as expected, these two teams are evenly matched talent-wise, it's going to take a spark of brilliance or a mistake to break the tie...
Na, Algeria is definitely more talented

[Infinite_limit]

Damn Germany looks shaky lol having one of the best corner backs in the game and playing him at midfield while having 4 CB's on the defensive line. BTW, why is Schmelzer not playing? Injured?
He was injured during the Tournament build up, doubtful he would be match fit at this point. I don't understand why Grosskruetz isn't getting a shot. I doubt we'll ever see Lahm play FB again. Club or country

[NASpurs]

They can't stop us! Arab Summer! my name al-Hemini Methodini!

:lol

:cry our Supreme leader lefty is ignoring us :cry

[Baam]

Entertaining 1st half, tbh... as expected, these two teams are evenly matched talent-wise, it's going to take a spark of brilliance or a mistake to break the tie...

:lol in what universe was that expected tbh?

[IrisHockey]

:lol it looks like the Krauts are going home early.

[NASpurs]

Neuer's positioning during the 1st half (thats not photoshopped, by the way)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrZ-oGvCUAAICI0.png

That nigga doesn't trust Mertesacker and Boateng.

[lefty]

Glen Hoddle; "The problem for Al-Jazeera, Sorry, Algeria" http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/laff.gif

[The Gemini Method]

:lol

:cry our Supreme leader lefty is ignoring us :cry

:cry Lefty has forsaken us! Oh Brother Lefty! :cry :lmao

[lefty]

:lol

:cry our Supreme leader lefty is ignoring us :cry
Supreme Leader is watching a football match

Take an appointment

[Infinite_limit]

Lefty in for a heartbreak soon

[ElNono]

Na, Algeria is definitely more talented

nah, Mueller is pretty good, tbh

[lefty]

:lol it looks like the Krauts are going home early.
dont jinx pls :cry

[Pelicans78]

Sorry I'm late. Just got off work.

[Infinite_limit]

nah, Mueller is pretty good, tbh
Germany is so shitty they are starting a Mustafi

[Pelicans78]

Glen Hoddle; "The problem for Al-Jazeera, Sorry, Algeria" http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/images/smilies/laff.gif

:lol

[ElNono]

quick, somebody make a 'Hitler finds out about that 1st half' video... :lol

[NASpurs]

:cry Lefty has forsaken us! Oh Brother Lefty! :cry :lmao

Now you know what we must do. Take his wives, rape his goats and camels and burn his mud hut down. The group will live on without Supreme Taco Leader lerfti :cry

[Sportstudi]

That nigga doesn't trust Mertesacker and Boateng.

and rightfully so

[The Gemini Method]

Now you know what we must do. Take his wives, rape his goats and camels and burn his mud hut down. The group will live on with Supreme Taco Leader lerfti :cry

No one goat hearder is bigger than the next! We serve Allah and Allah alone! Rape his goats and sheathe his wives! Lerfti has become too big for his own good. A salaam.

[lefty]

Can we attack please?

[NASpurs]

Can we attack please?

Are you commanding us Supreme Taco leader lerfti :cry

[Infinite_limit]

Looks like Germany actually cares now

[Brazil]

Come on Germany pls

think about Paris and Lyon and Marseille

[Baam]

:lol it's pretty damn entertaining for a 0-0 so far...

[The Gemini Method]

Are you commanding us Supreme Taco leader lerfti :cry

I've already typed in the code for my bomb jacket!

[it's me]

That's a yellow ... at least.

[ElNono]

:lol pass the ball, nikkra

[lefty]

Fu soudani of shit

[Sportstudi]

best moment of the game so far

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10505613_315252145317461_7479583078552164966_n.jpg

[resistanze]

:lol African teams and never passing on fast breaks

[hater]

:lmao Algerian idiots

Krauts are basically bending over and these dumb animals cannot score :lmao

[Baam]

Come on Germany pls

think about Paris and Lyon and Marseille

I'm in Lyon, very close to Paul Bert (which is little-Algeria tbh :lol)...

[Sportstudi]

That's a yellow ... at least.

at least? a red for that? :lol yellow yes, but that's enough.

[Relevancy]

Algeria what the fuck is wrong with all of you, can't finish for shit

you COULD HAVE FINISHED THE GERMANS OFF SO MANY TIMES NOW

fuck pisses me off that the Germans are still alive

[Brazil]

Fortunately Klose gonna solve the issue soon enough

[lefty]

:lol African teams and never passing on fast breaks
If we had Djabou it would have been a pass

[lefty]

Fick you Vahid

[IronMaxipad]

http://a.pomf.se/dxdegm.gif

[NASpurs]

I've already typed in the code for my bomb jacket!

I will speak in code now fellow lerftist. The goat has spoken. The bratwurst need to be "cooked"

[hater]

:lmao Algerian good for nothings :lol

[Brazil]

I'm in Lyon, very close to Paul Bert (which is little-Algeria tbh :lol)...

R.I.P tbh win or losse you are fucked... only hope is to stay home and pray they don't find you :lol

[ElNono]

out of curiosity, Kedhira is not playing for Germany anymore?

[The Gemini Method]

This is for Lerfty and all the glory of Allah!

[hater]

damn that goalie

[hater]

out of curiosity, Kedhira is not playing for Germany anymore?

on d bench

[Sportstudi]

out of curiosity, Kedhira is not playing for Germany anymore?

löw thought that schweinsteiger would be the better fit this time...

[NASpurs]

This is for Lerfty and all the glory of Allah!

:lmao

[Infinite_limit]

out of curiosity, Kedhira is not playing for Germany anymore?
He started the first 2 matches I believe. Bastian has taken over as he offers superior offense potential

[hater]

funny thing is even IF by some miracle Algeria scores. Germany still gonna win :lmao

[NASpurs]

Come on Penaldos!!!

[hater]

Germany playing a perfect game tbh

tiring out the dessert rats

[Baam]

Germany is looking better this half... Would be surprised if Algeria can pull it off...

[Brazil]

Algeria needs to try keep a bit possession of the ball, an attack defense is not gonna cut it imo

[ElNono]

He started the first 2 matches I believe. Bastian has taken over as he offers superior offense potential

who?

[Baam]

Algeria looks done at this point... Blew their load in the first half...

[it's me]

At this point Algeria's only hope is a good counter...... but gotto finish.

[ElNono]

oh yeah, Bastian Shitsteiger, right?

[Sportstudi]

Algeria looks done at this point... Blew their load in the first half...

will still be a hard task for germany if algeria parks the bus for the rest of the game.

[resistanze]

algeria playing like a bunch of fgts

[Infinite_limit]

who?
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Admin/BkFill/Default_image_group/2010/7/4/1278252638319/Bastian-Schweinsteiger-006.jpg

[Brazil]

Germany has the ball 72% of the time... damn...

[ElNono]

Algeria parked the bus, and you know with them that's always dangerous...

[Sportstudi]

Seems Halliche wants to be sent off at some point.

[Baam]

Algerians are gassed because of Ramadan tbh :cry...

[lefty]

algeria playing like a bunch of fgts

We wouldn't if Djabou and Brahimi were on the pitch

Coach Vahid getting away from what was working

[it's me]

Bastian also adds some quality flopping TBH

[resistanze]

We wouldn't if Djabou and Brahimi were on the pitch

Coach Vahid getting away from what was working

Mind boggling - just fucking attack that slow back line

[NASpurs]

Algeria parked the bus, and you know with them that's always dangerous...

:lol

[resistanze]

Waiting for the Mustafi "accidental" own goal.

[ElNono]

Mustafi with the anal tear... sammy to the rescue

[resistanze]

Nevermind - Khedira own goal coming soon.

[it's me]

Not a lot of Germans with German "origins" lately

[Sportstudi]

Germany would be fucked without Neuer

[IronMaxipad]

Hope Neur gets caught out of position fgt

[Sportstudi]

Not a lot of Germans with German "origins" lately

Yes and no. Several have parents from two countries.

[Sportstudi]

Seems Algeria running a bit out of gas.

[ElNono]

Germany been nothing but mediocre... which probably means their goal is coming right up...

[Sportstudi]

Germany been nothing but mediocre... which probably means their goal is coming right up...

Löw has to sub in Klose first.

[Baam]

Germany been nothing but mediocre... which probably means their goal is coming right up...

Yeah feels similar to France-Nigeria...

[it's me]

NOOOOO have to finish that

[resistanze]

Germany can't handle the speed

[NASpurs]

Mertesacker always having his ass saved :lol

[ElNono]

shit Algeria, stop sucking cock and score already

[it's me]

so... when will Germs score, early 80' late 80' or on the 90 something?

[Sportstudi]

so... when will Germs score, early 80' late 80' or on the 90 something?

more like penaldos...

[Infinite_limit]

Not a lot of Germans with German "origins" lately
The bench is full of native Germans but ya maybe 1/3 of the rotation guys are not

[Brazil]

Germany been nothing but mediocre... which probably means their goal is coming right up...

that's usually how it works

France knows that quite well

[it's me]

more like penaldos...

Hopefully....not sure Alg can hold.

[ElNono]

there's lefty bro, Brahimi

[NASpurs]

Mueller, damn, what a run

[Brazil]

Dat dude Muller tbh

[Brazil]

Germany needs Klose and quick

[The Gemini Method]

Mueller, damn, what a run

Throw out the IED FIFA Soccer Ball!!

[ElNono]

Shitsteiger needs to finish that

[NASpurs]

:lol geez

[IronMaxipad]

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[hater]

did these dumb algerians forget to eat lunch?

niggas are done :lmao

germany just waiting for them to drop

[Baam]

:lol what a game tbh

[ElNono]

:lol Germany, come on son

[resistanze]

FUCKING idiots...early cross man

[Sportstudi]

muller again....

[ElNono]

Pasta Faghiouli runs straight to Neuer... that gotta be earlier

[NASpurs]

Mueller, trying to win this game already

[IronMaxipad]

is lefty still breathing?

[ElNono]

don't do it lefty... it's still tied

[Brazil]

:lmao

gonna be France / Algeria

[lefty]

there's lefty bro, Brahimi
He comes in and the O looks better

Now we just need Djabou

[Baam]

Feels like a boxing match tbh, Algeria probably loses if it goes the distance as they look gassed and Germany has the better GK... But they're still swinging for the fences when there's an opening...

[Muser]

This is incredible. France would skullfuck Germany if they played like this.

[lefty]

Fuckn slim

[resistanze]

Slimani....wtf

[NASpurs]

Throw out the IED FIFA Soccer Ball!!

:lol I would pay to see that. Kind of like a musical chairs game with an exploding ball. You never know when it goes off.

[resistanze]

This is incredible. France would skullfuck Germany if they played like this.
Well both have played like utter fgts today so they might just both lose.

[lefty]

Weird game

[Infinite_limit]

Algerian fans .......... Not a woman in sight

[ElNono]

Pasta Feghuli with the immolation in front of the shot... respect

[NASpurs]

The Algerians are feeling the heat, wtf.

[ElNono]

aren't handballs indirect? or they removed that rule?

[IronMaxipad]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[lefty]

:lol

[Sportstudi]

wtf was that :lol

[it's me]

WTF :lmao

[NASpurs]

Wtf was that :lol

[Baam]

:lmao that combination

[ElNono]

wtf was that? :lol

[Relevancy]

how the hell is that a foul

[NASpurs]

Gif IronMaxipad :lol

[Muser]

rofl muller

[Sportstudi]

Neuer again... wtf....????

[IronMaxipad]

Goddamit Neuer stop being a fgt

[lefty]

Feg f u

[Relevancy]

Neur is a party pooper

[BanditHiro]

why is the goalie allowed to get out of the box?

[NASpurs]

Neuer, Jesus :lol

[lefty]

God mode activated

[Infinite_limit]

Lefty, where are the female Algerian fans? Are they back in France raising the 10 children

[ElNono]

:lol Shitsteiger

[NASpurs]

why is the goalie allowed to get out of the box?

A goalie can be anywhere on the field. They can't use their hands outside of the box

[it's me]

Neuer>Pique TBH

[Brazil]

why is the goalie allowed to get out of the box?

:lol

dat good question tbh

[Relevancy]

Damn Lefty Algeria isn't afraid of Germany huh they going at it son

[lefty]

Shitmani

[ElNono]

Neuer won't let Algeria drop da bomb, tbh

[NASpurs]

BTW, has anyone seen video of that goalie who has over 100 goals and most of them came from him taking free kicks? Shit is crazy. :lol

[lefty]

Goal right here

[Infinite_limit]

Lahm such dominant ball handling

[The Gemini Method]

We going jihad on Paris if we go through!

[Jodelo]

2nd half a bit better but still, far from good from Germany...

They had enough chances though!

[elemento]

WOW

[lefty]

I hate Vahid

[NASpurs]

Congrats Supreme Taco Leader lefty

[Blizzardwizard]

People saying 0-0 is boring :lol

Baseball :lol

[it's me]

Shit...... exciting game TBH

[NASpurs]

Now do it for 30 more minutes :lol

[Relevancy]

Damn Algeria deserves to go through

[Sportstudi]

BTW, has anyone seen video of that goalie who has over 100 goals and most of them came from him taking free kicks? Shit is crazy. :lol

Chilavert from Paraguay.

[The Gemini Method]

Congrats Supreme Taco Leader lefty (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=6896)

Exultant Supreme Taco Leader lefty all hail!

[lefty]

If we go to penalties we lose tbh

[TampaDude]

Awesome game so far. I got Germany winning this in extra time. We'll see.

[Brazil]

:lol if it was not for the ramadan Algeria would have scored 5 times already tbh

[NASpurs]

Chilavert from Paraguay.


No don't think it's him.wiki says Chalivert doesn't have over 100 goals

[it's me]

If we go to penalties we lose tbh

You's saying you'll lose since the first game :lmao .... anti-jinx food stamps since then.

[Infinite_limit]

Algeria playing out of their minds

[lefty]

Congrats Supreme Taco Leader lefty

Congrats on what

If Vahid didn't fuck up, we could be winning this game

Fuck you Vahid, you cock-a-sucking skeleton face bastard

[Baam]

Vahid looking like a Mollah in the middle :lol

[NASpurs]

Chilavert from Paraguay.

This dude: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rog%C3%A9rio_Ceni

[IronMaxipad]

http://gfycat.com/CalmObviousArrowana

[Brazil]

Well this extra 30 min is still a good thing for France tbh

[Brazil]

true story I don't want Algeria in semi-final... I'm fine with Germany

[Jodelo]

BTW, has anyone seen video of that goalie who has over 100 goals and most of them came from him taking free kicks? Shit is crazy. :lol

Rogério Ceni?

[Sportstudi]

No don't think it's him.wiki says Chalivert doesn't have over 100 goals

maybe. he has quite many though.

[ElNono]

Germany been having trouble with African teams all tournament, tbh... struggled and tied with Ghana, now struggling with Algeria... that nazi armband just doesn't quite get you what it used to...

[NASpurs]

Exultant Supreme Taco Leader lefty all hail!

:lol Ah yes, ESTL lefty

[it's me]

Rogério Ceni?

Dude has a bunch of penaldos though

[lefty]

Now I know what Brazil and Chile fans went through

[szumi]

Chilavert from Paraguay.

Rodrigo Ceni tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRL9K6Z7UwQ

[Sportstudi]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[lefty]

What a surprise

[NASpurs]

:lol damnit

[Darth_Pelican]

fuck

[Blizzardwizard]

BALL GAME

[it's me]

SHIT.

[Baam]

Vahid has two subs left, he needs to go all-in now....

[IronMaxipad]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/112ea3f37c5e126a79851d3e504abcc5/tumblr_mjgzmjA1pH1rn3kl9o1_500.gif

[FkLA]

I know how you feel lefty. :cry

[ElNono]

there it is

[NASpurs]

It's not a golden goal, so the game cotinues on.

[resistanze]

30 mins to play. No excuses for this conservative faggotry

[Jodelo]

Not over!

[Brazil]

ouch

Germans doing what Germans do

[Pelicans78]

Still have time left.

[IrisHockey]

:lol why the fuck isn't it sudden death?

[resistanze]

And fuck Algeria and their stupid inaccurate one touch passes

[lefty]

Vahid has two subs left, he needs to go all-in now....
Non

Vahid jouer prudence

[DAF86]

Did he mean that? :lol

This shit ends 3-0.

[Relevancy]

damn feel bad for you lefty

but your boys played their hearts out

[The Gemini Method]

NOOOOO Gonna have to take it out on my goats later!

[TampaDude]

Awesome game so far. I got Germany winning this in extra time. We'll see.

...and there it is.

[Infinite_limit]

Germany will score again

[BanditHiro]

why is the game still going on? shouldn't it be sudden death?

[TampaDude]

:lol why the fuck isn't it sudden death?

Yeah...dumbest rule ever. :lol

[NASpurs]

Golden Goal isn't used anymore

[Sportstudi]

lol özil

[The Gemini Method]

There's no longer the Golden Goal in FIFA WC Soccer

[Brazil]

:lol why the fuck isn't it sudden death?

welcome in 2006 tbh

[elemento]

BTW, has anyone seen video of that goalie who has over 100 goals and most of them came from him taking free kicks? Shit is crazy. :lol

This one ? Rogerio Ceni is a legend in Brazil and played for Sao Paulo FC his whole career. I am huge fan obviously.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiyX-fLvXg

Gerrard still has nightmares :lol (2005 FIFA World Championship)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSBSfzYpG4o

[lefty]

Did he mean that? :lol

This shit ends 3-0.

If only our coach was smart

[Brazil]

why is the game still going on? shouldn't it be sudden death?

dear god :lol

[Sportstudi]

There's no longer the Golden Goal in FIFA WC Soccer

it was in 1998 and 2002

[NASpurs]

NOOOOO Gonna have to take it out on my goats later!

I jumped ship bro. The Fuhrer says he likes your moxy.

[The Gemini Method]

Now back to being a diehard Los Ticos fan!!!

[lefty]

Shoot

[Libri]

The question now is which Algerian players have shown enough to sign with some decent European teams?

[The Gemini Method]

I jumped ship bro. The Fuhrer says he likes your moxy.

zieg heil!

[BanditHiro]

Yeah...dumbest rule ever. :lol

what is the reasoning behind it?

[lefty]

Brazil

Your boys better skullfuck Germany or I'm gonna hunt you down

Yours truly

The Supreme Leader

[hater]

:lmao called this

if Desert Rats were not going to score in the first 5 of the game they were never going to score

:lmao Algeria

[it's me]

Here comes the upset goal.

[lefty]

Fuuuuuu

[IronMaxipad]

FUCK

cmon mufasa :bang

[Darth_Pelican]

FUCK

[Pelicans78]

Noooooo

[it's me]

Here comes the upset goal.

Shit ... close

[NASpurs]

This one ? Rogerio Ceni is a legend in Brazil and played for Sao Paulo FC his whole career. I am huge fan obviously.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diiyX-fLvXg

Gerrard still has nightmares :lol (2005 FIFA World Championship)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSBSfzYpG4o

There you go. That dude is incredible. Never knew a goalie could score like him. :lol So what happened when he missed but the defense caught the ball but Ceni hadn't fully retreated back? Did he get scored on a lot because of this?

[it's me]

Gaystaiger vagina is hurt.

[Brazil]

what is the reasoning behind it?

avoid penalties and incitive teams to play attack and not be happy with a tie to get a chance at penalty

[resistanze]

nice tunnel vision

[Brazil]

Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466)

Your boys better skullfuck Germany or I'm gonna hunt you down

Yours truly

The Supreme Leader

:lol

I want a France Brazil in semi bad ! I will be in the stadium for France Germany gonna be decisive

[Brazil]

Not over yet

still 15 min

[Sportstudi]

Not over yet

still 15 min

Algeria invested a lot in the first half. It was already haunting them in the second. Now they seem to run out of gas.

[TampaDude]

Watch Algeria tie this shit up now. :lol

[ElNono]

this is over... Algerians trying to do all by themselves instead of passing...

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

There you go. That dude is incredible. Never knew a goalie could score like him. :lol So what happened when he missed but the defense caught the ball but Ceni hadn't fully retreated back? Did he get scored on a lot because of this?

Other players go hard to hoof it outside the park, cover the counterattack or stop play with a tactical foul. Usually a defender stays on goal to discourage half way line shots.

Second in goals scored to Ceni was Paraguay's Jose Luis Chilavert, who took free kicks, penalties and he once scored from beyond the half-way line.


http://youtu.be/pqsbbxA95mQ


http://youtu.be/w5jYpuzNwUg

[Sportstudi]

lol dat shorts :lol

[resistanze]

:lol Lahm

[lefty]

Lolahm

[lefty]

Elephant man is a fgt

[Brazil]

Algeria invested a lot in the first half. It was already haunting them in the second. Now they seem to run out of gas.

I agree but they will have one opportunity

[TampaDude]

Got the yellow, but likely saved a goal there.

[Brazil]

Elephant man is a fgt

coach vahid nous a fait du coach vahid...