19 years old siting on a bar stool....

[Avante]

.....in Olongapo City, in Subic Bay Phillipines. We'd just spent 30 days tossing illuminious shells over somewhere in Viet Nam, turning night into day. Many nights we'd hang on the lifeline/fantail smoking pot and chillin' with Jimi, Jim, Janis and Carlos. Yep, just watching the war as safe as a babe in the womb.

So there you are drinking a Singapore Sling (an old salt recommended it) staring into a mirror and seeing a kid staring back as that Filipino three piece band does their best Johnny Cash.

You are surrounded by girls, wall to wall....girls. I'd like to say...there were tall ones and short ones and big ones and crazy ones and........nope, there were short ones. Not a blonde or redhead in the joint. Not a decent set of tits either.

Before you've taken a drink here she comes. She sits down right beside you (her job is to hustle as many drinks as she can, she is drinking water) ...

tiny tits.....buy me drink babysan?
me...sure!
tt...you cute, my name Joyce (yeah right) what your name?
me...Avante
tt...I likey.....A-Van-taaaaaaaaa
me...e not a
tt..whatever, you have beautiful eyes, so blue.
me...ah shucks
tt...you buy me another drink?
me...sure!
tt...(after a half dozen drinks)...we go short time? You have big muscles babysan.
me...sure.
tt...you buy me out, so we can go now? I talk to mamasan...ok?***

(if you want to leave before closing time and if ya plan on getting a room you will need to do that, you have to make a deal with the bar to make up for drinks lost because she has left early)

me..sure.

So after a night of drinking all ya wanted, buying Miss Tonight out of the bar, renting a room, getting a little something to eat and her fee for her services, around a 100 bucks. And you have a memory you will never forget. Keep in mind just a year earlier if someone would have said...."a year from now you'll be walking the streets of Olongapo City with a hooker looking for a room"....you'd have called them crazy.

*** in some places you actually sign a sort of marriage contract, this states she will be yours for as long as you're in port.


Since this remains a hot topic here:king

[TDMVPDPOY]

19yrs old my arse, turn upside down the 9 and its a 6 for 16, fkn wanker

[Avante]

19yrs old my arse, turn upside down the 9 and its a 6 for 16, fkn wanker

Ever try and join the US navy at 16 ya dumb fuck?

[leemajors]

Ever try and join the US navy at 16 ya dumb fuck?

My grandfather joined the Marines at 17.

[TDMVPDPOY]

hey man just because its illegal in ur country and legal in some country, doesnt mean u can go there and exploit whatever loophole cause of ur fetish

[mrsmaalox]

http://d2ws0xxnnorfdo.cloudfront.net/meme/125136

[Fpoonsie]

Not a decent set of tits either.

Often the case with prepubescents.

[johnsmith]

Often the case with prepubescents.

No shit...you'd think the pedo douche bag would learn already.

[CosmicCowboy]

$100 in the 60's?

That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.

[The Gemini Method]

$100 in the 60's?

That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.

Well, given his gambling record, are you surprised he would be taken by a age-questionable Filipino whore?

[CosmicCowboy]

I was 17 and fell in head over heels in love. She was a blond haired blue eyed castilian hottie my same age. We would have made beautiful babies. She must have really liked it too because we went way over time on multiple pops. I was more mellow stoned than drunk and really wanted to marry her, I just couldn't figure out what I was going to tell my mother when I showed up back at home with her.

[johnsmith]

I find myself more and more amazed as to how many guys I know have slept with a hooker...I used to think I was in the majority on this subject but I'm no longer so sure.


I have noticed however that most of the men that have done it that I have met are native Texans.

[CosmicCowboy]

In SA road trips to Mexico were like a rite of passage, at least with my high school crew. Obviously, pre AIDS, pre Cartel violence...We still bagged it but the upside was way better than the downside...keep some stash money to buy your way back to the border if you got pulled over in Mexico... $40 would get you an escort...

[The Gemini Method]

Same rite of passage out here in SoCal. You knew Mexico trips were for two things: the ability to drink underage and to bang (most of the times) hot Latina paid strange. I heard the stories but never myself participated.

[HI-FI]

Same rite of passage out here in SoCal. You knew Mexico trips were for two things: the ability to drink underage and to bang (most of the times) hot Latina paid strange. I heard the stories but never myself participated.
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figured I would post it before LakersRtheBesteva.

I wouldn't worry about those cartel coochies. most likely she's in the US by now, pumping out kids and living on the dole. you're safe my son.

[Avante]

My grandfather joined the Marines at 17.

You had to be 18 when I joined the navy.

[Avante]

hey man just because its illegal in ur country and legal in some country, doesnt mean u can go there and exploit whatever loophole cause of ur fetish

Dude, who in the fuck gives a damn about anything other than having a good time? Nobody was all worried about shit like that at all.

[Avante]

Often the case with prepubescents.

So when was the last time you were over there?

[Avante]

$100 in the 60's?

That better have been some fine ass pussy. It was $20 at Pappagallos back then and the room was free.

Why not read what was said, ok? A night of buying drinks for both of us, buying her out of the bar, a snack, a room and her $$$$$$$$. Yep, around 100 bucks.

[Avante]

I find myself more and more amazed as to how many guys I know have slept with a hooker...I used to think I was in the majority on this subject but I'm no longer so sure.


I have noticed however that most of the men that have done it that I have met are native Texans.

I was on the USS Horne, we had a crew of about 300. I have no problem saying at least 200 of them made it with bar girls.

[Avante]

Well, given his gambling record, are you surprised he would be taken by a age-questionable Filipino whore?

Why keep ignoring the fact that age is not a factor over there. If they are working bars they are legal.

[Avante]

I do have fun with this topic because of how weird it is to see how you little people act over it. When all of you had someone in your family in that situation who did exactly what we all did.

Are you midgets really thinking it was ever....

the gang....hey midget you coming over with us, have a few drinks, get some pussy.
midget....oh no not me, how old are those girls?
the gang...who gives a fuck, come on.
midget..oh no, I can't, I'll just stay here and read.
the gang....you can smell our fingers when we get back, see ya.
midget...gross.

[johnsmith]

I do have fun with this topic because of how weird it is to see how you little people act over it. When all of you had someone in your family in that situation who did exactly what we all did.

Are you midgets really thinking it was ever....

the gang....hey midget you coming over with us, have a few drinks, get some pussy.
midget....oh no not me, how old are those girls?
the gang...who gives a fuck, come on.
midget..oh no, I can't, I'll just stay here and read.
the gang....you can smell our fingers when we get back, see ya.
midget...gross.

Cool story....no one likes you.

[I. Hustle]

http://media.tumblr.com/f381f2d7fa621430ac131ce502df2018/tumblr_inline_mmpuuvLuys1qz4rgp.gif

[leemajors]

You had to be 18 when I joined the navy.

He had to be 18 too, so he lied about his age.

[Avante]

Cool story....no one likes you.

Who on earth gives a damn about silly shit like...'do you like me?"....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! The bottom line on boards like this one slugger....MAKE AN IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

He had to be 18 too, so he lied about his age.

Come on man, what no birth certificate?

[johnsmith]

Who on earth gives a damn about silly shit like...'do you like me?"....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! The bottom line on boards like this one slugger....MAKE AN IMPACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your bottom line on this particular site is GET MADE FUN OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Avante]

Your bottom line on this particular site is GET MADE FUN OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Get made fun of by who dude? Is there anyone here I can't take to school on most things, nope! Anyone here have a better understanding of how to generate involvement, nope? Anyone here you talk to more than myself...nope! Anyone here that gets so many who rarely post in others threads posting in mine....nope!

Sorry little fella but there is nobody here in any position to make fun of anyone, especially a dumb fuck like you.

[johnsmith]

Get made fun of by who dude? Is there anyone here I can't take to school on most things, nope! Anyone here have a better understanding of how to generate involvement, nope? Anyone here you talk to more than myself...nope! Anyone here that gets so many who rarely post in others threads posting in mine....nope!

Sorry little fella but there is nobody here in any position to make fun of anyone, especially a dumb fuck like you.


Except that I'm making fun of you right now douche.

[Avante]

Except that I'm making fun of you right now douche.

Who are you to make fun of anyone moron? Here you are...YET AGAIN...following me around. Yep...owned!

[leemajors]

Come on man, what no birth certificate?

1941

[ohmwrecker]

Boring.

[Avante]

Boring.

This is boring amigo.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=234985

[ohmwrecker]

That Battle of the bands thread is a real barn burner. Your Hercules thread is shaping up to be a winner too.

[Avante]

That Battle of the bands thread is a real barn burner. Your Hercules thread is shaping up to be a winner too.

Dude, how many 6-10 page threads have I had here? Obviously not everything will work, it's all about %'s.

But....do you see me entering threads just to bug the OP? Look at you little fella, not one word about the topic, so why are you here? Yep, to be a pest.

[ohmwrecker]

not one word about the topic

Boring

[Avante]

Boring

Dude, there are how many thread topics here right now? How many do you see me in? BUT..do you see me entering threads to criticize them? I find 90% of the threads here boring, so I stay away. Why enter threads you aren't interested in? Well?

You are one of those little shits who get a nut bugging people so why not just..."yep, you're right"...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

I typed one word and sent you into a tizzy, but no I'm not "nutting" over it . . . weirdo.

[Avante]

I typed one word and sent you into a tizzy, but no I'm not "nutting" over it . . . weirdo.

Who wants some dumb fuck like you following them around? Dude, why not go bug someone more on your level?

Yep, owned!

[ohmwrecker]

Who wants some dumb fuck like you following them around? Dude, why not go bug someone more on your level?

Yep, owned!

:lol There isn't anyone on the site on my level.

[Avante]

:lol There isn't anyone on the site on my level.

Oh hell no, who can follow me around acting like a 100% jerk but you?

[ohmwrecker]

Oh hell no, who can follow me around acting like a 100% jerk but you?

When you put out 100% jerk, you get back 100% jerk.

[Avante]

When you put out 100% jerk, you get back 100% jerk.

You came to me little fella, remember? Be cool and it will be cool, act like a jerk and I'll treat you like one....got it?

[ohmwrecker]

You came to me little fella, remember? Be cool and it will be cool, act like a jerk and I'll treat you like one....got it?

Nope. You came to me. This is my hood. I was here first.

[Avante]

Nope. You came to me. This is my hood. I was here first.

I'll go slow...

You ever notice I never talk to you unless I look down and there you are humping away? Dude, you are boring/pest/dumb...ok? If ya didn't chase me around we'd never talk ok guy? Who gives a fuck about who was here first...DUH! The point is you spend most your time here following me around, you disagree?

[Clipper Nation]

I'll go slow...

You ever notice I never talk to you unless I look down and there you are humping away? Dude, you are boring/pest/dumb...ok? If ya didn't chase me around we'd never talk ok guy? Who gives a fuck about who was here first...DUH! The point is you spend most your time here following me around, you disagree?
Shut up faggot

[Avante]

Shut up faggot

Dude....GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

you disagree?

Yes.

[Avante]

Yes.

See how many days ya can go without me slugger.

[ohmwrecker]

I've gone weeks without addressing you, shithead. Try again.

[Avante]

I've gone weeks without addressing you, shithead. Try again.

Bullshit! You've gone weeks not posting here at all. When you do post here you're my boy.

[Clipper Nation]

Dude....GROW THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are so fucking mad right now :lol

[ohmwrecker]

Bullshit! You've gone weeks not posting here at all. When you do post here you're my boy.

Wrong. Wishful thinking on your part.

[Avante]

Wrong. Wishful thinking on your part.

Ok man, lets see you leave me alone for 60 days starting right now. You can't do it and we both know it.

[ohmwrecker]

Ok man, lets see you leave me alone for 60 days starting right now. You can't do it and we both know it.

Easy. What do I get out of the deal?

[Clipper Nation]

Easy. What do I get out of the deal?
He'll welch, tbh...

[ohmwrecker]

He'll welch, tbh...

I know, but after I :cry leave him alone for 60 days, I'm going HAM on his welching ass.

[Avante]

Easy. What do I get out of the deal?

Keen insight and an interesting perspective.

[ohmwrecker]

Keen insight and an interesting perspective.

Fuck that. I want blood.

[Avante]

He'll welch, tbh...

Dude.....THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BET....OK????????????????

[Avante]

Fuck that. I want blood.

Who in the fuck cares what a midget wants? You'll get what I toss your way, got it?

[ohmwrecker]

Dude.....THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BET....OK????????????????

Yes, it is. If you want me to leave you alone for 60 days, you better believe I want something in return.

[ohmwrecker]

Who in the fuck cares what a midget wants? You'll get what I toss your way, got it?

Chicken shit asshole.

[Avante]

Yes, it is. If you want me to leave you alone for 60 days, you better believe I want something in return.

There's my point right there. You have ..AVANTE...so bad you have to be paid off to leave him alone, that's sad dude. Watch this little fella, starting right now I'm done with your dumbass until....hmmmmm?....Sept 1st. Ya see little shit ya bore the fuck out of me because you're a moron.

See ya in Sept.

[ohmwrecker]

:cry leave me alone!
:cry I'm afraid of betting ohmwrecker

:lol what a pathetic faggot loser you are

[ohmwrecker]

Here's the deal . . . I'll leave you alone for 60 days and at the end of August, you leave ST for 60 days. Simple bet. Are you going to take the offer, or are you going to be a pussy and make a bunch of excuses?