The Tale of Avante

[cantthinkofanything]

from sitting on a stool to sitting in his stool

that's all I got

[Avante]

He was long and tall, mean and lean, the finest thing we'd ever seen. He called himself...Avante. Someone said he'd came from New Orleans where he'd got in a fight over a cajan queen, a crashing blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisiana fella to the promise land....Avante. He stood 6-2 and weighted 275, kinda broad in the shoulder and narrow in the hip, and everyone knew ya didn't give no lip, to...Avante.

[cantthinkofanything]

He was pale and white and seemed like fag,
dick in his mouth all dressed up in drag.
Walked into the bar with his big fat fanny,
began to flirt with an underage tranny.
Avante then asked, "do you know them blues?,
give me a blow and I'll give you my shoes".
Many years later, when he was a dad,
the DNA proved that he had been had.
He walked up to Judy and asked her point blank,
"who's penis have you decided to spank".
Judy then paused and said with a grin,
"your zipperhead tranny, Long Dick Soon Yen."

[Tonto]

pale face avante lay down white man rap
make tonto proud

[Rappin Granny]

"cantthinkofanythinnnnnng (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499)"

dat nigra sure knows how to muthafucking spit

"cantthinkofanythinnnnnng (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499)"

dat bad ass nigra is the shit



yo my bitches in here peep this

i'm old rappin granny my shits legit

I see you posting weak ass shit


but now I say its time to quit



"cantthinkofanythinnnnnng (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499)"

dat nigra sure knows how to muthafucking spit

"cantthinkofanythinnnnnng (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19499)"

[Avante]

He was pale and white and seemed like fag,
dick in his mouth all dressed up in drag.
Walked into the bar with his big fat fanny,
began to flirt with an underage tranny.
Avante then asked, "do you know them blues?,
give me a blow and I'll give you my shoes".
Many years later, when he was a dad,
the DNA proved that he had been had.
He walked up to Judy and asked her point blank,
"who's penis have you decided to spank".
Judy then paused and said with a grin,
"your zipperhead tranny, Long Dick Soon Yen."

he posted shit both night and day
nobody cared about the fag
wished he'd go away

he got his nut
following Avante around
he was stupid
a total clown

he admired Avante
he knew them blues
too bad the little fag
was a freak

[cantthinkofanything]

He knew dem old blues from way on down south
Guitar on his back and balls in his mouth
Avante Poopchuter, that was his name
Dicks in all holes was his claim to fame
He knew all about black track and field
He pulled down his pants, a vag was revealed
There were no wide eyes, no gasps of suprise
He was just an old bitch like all had surmised

[Avante]

Dude, you totally suck at this. Is there anything you can do?

[cantthinkofanything]

Dude, you totally suck at this. Is there anything you can do?

I think mine are funny. You should start a poll and see what everyone thinks.

[Avante]

I think mine are funny. You should start a poll and see what everyone thinks.

I know ya think they are funny, that's the problem, they are stupid. You are stupid.

Dude, get over me...ok? It's real obvious I'm making way too big an impact on you. We all get it you got...Avante-itist....really bad.

[cantthinkofanything]

I know ya think they are funny, that's the problem, they are stupid. You are stupid.

Dude, get over me...ok? It's real obvious I'm making way too big an impact on you. We all get it you got...Avante-itist....really bad.

you have Halitosis Tranny Breath Farty Pants

[ohmwrecker]

cantthinkofanything's are stupid and funny. Avante's are boring, vanilla and inconsistent in the rhyming.

[Clipper Nation]

from sitting on a stool to sitting in his stool

that's all I got


He was pale and white and seemed like fag,
dick in his mouth all dressed up in drag.
Walked into the bar with his big fat fanny,
began to flirt with an underage tranny.
Avante then asked, "do you know them blues?,
give me a blow and I'll give you my shoes".
Many years later, when he was a dad,
the DNA proved that he had been had.
He walked up to Judy and asked her point blank,
"who's penis have you decided to spank".
Judy then paused and said with a grin,
"your zipperhead tranny, Long Dick Soon Yen."


He knew dem old blues from way on down south
Guitar on his back and balls in his mouth
Avante Poopchuter, that was his name
Dicks in all holes was his claim to fame
He knew all about black track and field
He pulled down his pants, a vag was revealed
There were no wide eyes, no gasps of suprise
He was just an old bitch like all had surmised
:lmao

[Avante]

cantthinkofanything's are stupid and funny. Avante's are boring, vanilla and inconsistent in the rhyming.

Of course they are little fella. And if I gave you a brand new 100 dollar bill something would be wrong with it.

Do this guy give CTOA a topic to write a poem about and lets see how we do.

[Avante]

:lmao

Why am I not surprised a dummy would think a dummy is funny?

[ohmwrecker]

Of course they are little fella. And if I gave you a brand new 100 dollar bill something would be wrong with it.

Do this guy give CTOA a topic to write a poem about and lets see how we do.

His are funnier than yours. Sorry.

[Avante]

His are funnier than yours. Sorry.

Not looking for stupid/funny, obviously,

[ohmwrecker]

Not looking for stupid/funny, obviously,

Comedy is not really your thing.

[Avante]

Comedy is not really your thing.

I can do it all slick, yep...the total package. I can do comedy, satire, serious, guru, yep...no weaknesses.

[ohmwrecker]

I can do it all slick, yep...the total package. I can do comedy, satire, serious, guru, yep...no weaknesses.

Now that I think about it . . . you're pretty good at the unintentional comedy.

[Avante]

Now that I think about it . . . you're pretty good at the unintentional comedy.

Well I could just leech off everyone else like yu do, that's really cool. Don't you get tired of being a moronic leech?

[ohmwrecker]

Well I could just leech off everyone else like yu do, that's really cool. Don't you get tired of being a moronic leech?

Is this you being a guru? :lol

[Avante]

Is this you being a guru? :lol

Nope, this is...Originally Posted by Vito Corleone (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?p=7451157#post7451157)



Do you take the time to read what was really said? I said.......as far as the ***SEC**** goes it's Auburn...ok? Pay attention...alright?

Yes no team compares to USC, so add...Clarence Davis, Ricky Ervins, Sam "Bam" Cunningham, Lynn Cain and it's..."Jaguar" Jon Arnett:hat

Auburn has had more NFL 1000 yard rushers than Texas with...Cribbs, Brown, Andrews, Johnson, Brooks, Davis.

Penn State

Franco Harris...HOF
Lenny Moore...HOF
Lydell Mitchell
Curt Warner
Gary Brown
Larry Johnson

All NFL 1000 yard rushers....John Cappelletti a Heisman winner.

Miami

Edgerrin James
Rick Casares
Otis Anderson
Chuck Foreman
Willis McGahee
Clinton Portis
Frank Gore

All 1000 yard rushers in the NFL.

Syracuse

Jimmy Brown...HOF
Floyd Little...HOF
Larry Csonka...HOF
Jim Nance....first Patriot 1000 yarder
Joe Morris..1000 yarder

Arizona State

John Henry Johnson...HOF
Gerald Riggs...Falcons All Time leading rusher
Art Malone
Benny Malone.

Oklahoma

Steve Owens...Heisman
Adrian Peterson
Joe Washington
Billy Sims...Heisman
Kenny King
Greg Pruitt
DeMarco Murry

Georgia

Herschel Walker...Heisman
Terrell Davis
Rodney Hampton
Garrison Hearst
Knowshon Moreno

Fresno State

Ryan Matthews
Lorenzo Neal
Michael Pittman
Aaron Craver
Ron Rivers

Pitt

Tony Dorsett..HOF
Curtis Martin...HOF
Craig "Ironhead" Heyward
Lesean McCoy
Kevan Barlow


UCLA

Freeman McNeil
Wendell Tyler
Gaston Green
Maurice Jones Drew
Mel Farr
Skip Hicks
Deshuan Foster
Theotis Brown

Texas A&M

John David Crow...Heisman
Curtis Dickey....only NFL running back to ever be world ranked in the 100m
Johnny Hector
Greg Hill
Ernest Jackson

Texas

Earl Campbell..HOF
Ricky Williams..Heisman
Priest Holmes
Cedric Benson
Jamaal Charles
Eric Metcalf


Hell, Notre Dame

Paul Hornung...HOF
Jerome Bettis
Ricky Watters
Ryan Grant
Greg Bell
Allan Pinkett
Nick Pietrasonte
Rocky Bliear

Florida

Emmitt Smith...HOF
Fred Taylor
Neal Anderson
Erric Rhett
John L. Williams

Oklahoma State

Barry Sanders..Heisman/HOF
Thurman Thomas...HOF
Terry Miller

LSU

Jim Taylor...HOF
Harvey Williams
Billy Cannon...Heisman
Dalton Hilliard
Steve Van Buren...HOF
Charles Alexander

Kansas

Gale Sayers..HOF
John Riggins..HOF
Delvin Williams
Curtis McClinton

Ohio State

Eddie George...Heisman
Jim Otis
Matt Snell
Archie Griffin....dual Heisman winner
Robert Smith
John Brockington
Pete Johnson

Nebraska

Mike Rozier Heisman
Ahman Green Packers all time leading rusher
Roger Craig
Tom Rathman

Now if you can come up with an...SEC...team with more stud running backs than Auburn, I'd love to see it.

Then there's the other end of the spectrum.

UOP...Dick Bass...first Ram 1000 yard rusher
U of San Francisco....Ollie Matson...HOF
Coe...Fred Jackson
Furman...Chris Warren
Compton JC...Joe "The Jet" Perry...HOF
Edward Waters,,,,Jim "Cannonball" Butler
Abilene Christian...Wilbert Montgomery
NCA&T...J.D.Smith (out gained Jimmy Brown one season)
North Texas State...Abner Haynes
Colorado St...Lawrence McCutheon
Long Beach State...Terry Metcalf
Jackson State....Walter Payton...HOF
Ball State...Timmy Brown
Prairie View...Clemon Daneils...first Raider 1000 yard rusher
Yale...Calvin Hill...first Cowboy 1000 yard rusher
West Texas State...Eugene "Mercury" Morris
Azusa Pacific...Christian "The Nigerian Nightmare" Okoye
Morgan State....Leroy Kelly...HOF
Texas Southern...Willie Ellison
Maryland State...Emerson Boozer
Washington & Jefferson...."Deacon" Dan Towler
San Diego State....Marshall Faulk...HOF
NWLa..Joe Delaney
Gonzaga...Tony Canadeo...HOF
Nevada-Reno...Marion Mottley...HOF
New Mexico Highlands...Carl Garrett
Western Illinois...Larry Garron
Villanova...Brian Westbrook
No college....Carlton "Cookie" Gilchrist....the old AFL's first 1000 yard rusher.

Trivia

I was an NCAA QB, my first season as an NFLer I was switched to running back, had a 1000 yard season as a rookie, who am I?

[ohmwrecker]

:lol Vito Corleone
:lol track and field "guru"
:lol almanacs

[Avante]

:lol Vito Corleone
:lol track and field "guru"
:lol almanacs

That was not track and field ya dumb fuck, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ohmwrecker]

That was not track and field ya dumb fuck, wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who gives a shit?

[Avante]

Who gives a shit?

Try reading next time asshole...ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Try reading next time asshole...ok?

I didn't read it because I don't care. Aren't you horrible at picking NFL games anyway? You should have stuck with track and field "guru". :lol

[Avante]

I didn't read it because I don't care. Aren't you horrible at picking NFL games anyway? You should have stuck with track and field "guru". :lol

That wasn't the point stupid, don't be...track and field , hahaha!!!!!....when it had nothing to do with track and field ok dummy?

I'm an ATS expert little fella, not a trend I'm not up on. A 65-68% player,

[ohmwrecker]

That wasn't the point stupid, don't be...track and field , hahaha!!!!!....when it had nothing to do with track and field ok dummy?

I'm an ATS expert little fella, not a trend I'm not up on. A 65-68% player,

What about "didn't read/don't care" do you not understand? It's not like you haven't posted a million track and field almanac lists just like that one. They all look the same and I don't care about any of them. No one does. You are a "guru" about something no one cares about or is impressed by.

[Avante]

What about "didn't read/don't care" do you not understand? It's not like you haven't posted a million track and field almanac lists just like that one. They all look the same and I don't care about any of them. No one does. You are a "guru" about something no one cares about or is impressed by.

What about..well I could just be a leech like you...don't you understand? Who is impressed with you following people around, yep...nobody. I could do that hell who can't? Try doing what I do with those lists that have zero to do with almanacs. I do off the top of my head little fella.


I 'm into track/football/music and really don't give a fuck if anyone else is, what do you do guy, yep....nothing but bug.

[ohmwrecker]

What about..well I could just be a leech like you...don't you understand? Who is impressed with you following people around, yep...nobody. I could do that hell who can't? Try doing what I do with those lists that have zero to do with almanacs. I do off the top of my head little fella.


I 'm into track/football/music and really don't give a fuck if anyone else is, what do you do guy, yep....nothing but bug.

You are very average at the things you are into. Not really what I'd consider a guru, tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

That wasn't the point stupid, don't be...track and field , hahaha!!!!!....when it had nothing to do with track and field ok dummy?

I'm an ATS expert little fella, not a trend I'm not up on. A 65-68% player,
....until the season arrives, your record is once again worse than a monkey flinging shit at the wall, and suddenly "nobody hits 68%" and "those were really Mason's picks" :lol

[Avante]

You are very average at the things you are into. Not really what I'd consider a guru, tbh.

I'd love for you to find someone who knows more about those pet topics of mine. that is a challenge. Dude, I start at the beginning....ok?

[Avante]

....until the season arrives, your record is once again worse than a monkey flinging shit at the wall, and suddenly "nobody hits 68%" and "those were really Mason's picks" :lol

Use your head guy, I own all this info/all those pick um sites/The Herd......now think stupid!

[ohmwrecker]

I'd love for you to find someone who knows more about those pet topics of mine. that is a challenge. Dude, I start at the beginning....ok?

I think that's where most people start . . . the beginning.

[Avante]

I think that's where most people start . . . the beginning.

Are you serious? I guarantee that isn't true at all. There is nobody here who knows shit about track/football/blues when it comes to origins.

[ohmwrecker]

Are you serious? I guarantee that isn't true at all. There is nobody here who knows shit about track/football/blues when it comes to origins.

All I've seen you do is make lists of information that is readily available to anyone at a keystroke. I've never seen you offer keen insight, an original or interesting perspective on anything. You just go around blowing hot air and puffing your chest out on the internet like a goddamn baby begging for someone to pat attention to, or be impressed by you. It's pathetic.

[Clipper Nation]

Use your head guy, I own all this info/all those pick um sites/The Herd......now think stupid!
You own all this shit, yet two years ago you were barely over .500 and last year you were so far under .500 that you stopped posting picks and blamed "voodoo" for all your losses :lol

[Avante]

All I've seen you do is make lists of information that is readily available to anyone at a keystroke. I've never seen you offer keen insight, an original or interesting perspective on anything. You just go around blowing hot air and puffing your chest out on the internet like a goddamn baby begging for someone to pat attention to, or be impressed by you. It's pathetic.

How in the hell does anyone give some keen insight/interesting perspective when nobody has a clue what you're even talking about? And I could give you stuff you'd never find in a keystroke, wanna try me?

The thing is guy, what do you do? I don't see you doing shit but bugging me/others? And if I'm all thisn;' that why read me at all? Go bug those far more interesting with keen insight/interesting perspective. Why not bug them?

[Avante]

You own all this shit, yet two years ago you were barely over .500 and last year you were so far under .500 that you stopped posting picks and blamed "voodoo" for all your losses :lol

You cannot be this fucking dumb...wow!

[Clipper Nation]

You cannot be this fucking dumb...wow!
Those are all verifiable facts, just look through the NFL Forum archives and the proof will be there :lol

[ohmwrecker]

How in the hell does anyone give some keen insight/interesting perspective when nobody has a clue what you're even talking about? And I could give you stuff you'd never find in a keystroke, wanna try me?

The thing is guy, what do you do? I don't see you doing shit but bugging me/others? And if I'm all thisn;' that why read me at all? Go bug those far more intersesting with keen insight/intersting perspective. Why not bug them?

I'm a guru at busting the chops of blowhard, gasbag, sad, pathetic assholes.

[Avante]

Those are all verifiable facts, just look through the NFL Forum archives and the proof will be there :lol

Dude, how does anyone who reads Marc Lawrence, watches...The Herd...has access to a dozen...PICK THE WINNERS...sites, suck at making picks? Do you think at all?

[Clipper Nation]

Dude, how does anyone who reads Marc Lawrence, watches...The Herd...has access to a dozen...PICK THE WINNERS...sites, suck at making picks? Do you think at all?
You manage to pull it off every year, tbh....

[Avante]

I'm a guru at busting the chops of blowhard, gasbag, sad, pathetic assholes.

Trust me half pint yu aren't shit, just a speedbump....ya get in the way. You don't know shit. ya don't do shit. You just find me unavoidable, you can't help yourself so here you are getting owned. Will you ever get out on your own small fry?


Busting chops,,,,hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Try...getting owned!

[Avante]

You manage to pull it off every year, tbh....

You really are that stupid aren't ya?

[cantthinkofanything]

Avante the quaterback
by canthinkofanything