Calling All Scrubs: Please Come Help Out The Team Known As The Lakers

[Koolaid_Man]

Melo and Bron are both pipe dreams....it ain't happening Laker nation....it will be Kobe, Nash and the 7th pick...that's it and that's all....not even Swaggy P and Gasol wants to come back to this mess.... whatever other scrub wants to help us out....Kool is hoping you hear me....we just need to fill out the roster...Mitch, Chazz, and Fredo saved the cap space but for nothing....they will be left empty handed as Love will get traded...Bron will re-up with Miami, Melo is going to Chicago....maybe just maybe if we're lucky the Rockets will trade us Lin for Nash and the 7th pick.


Let me be the first to welcome in the shitty 2015 Season...it can't come fast enough

[Cry Havoc]

:wow

Brb gotta go check outside to make sure the nukes aren't falling.

[Cry Havoc]

Good attempt at a counter-jinx doe. :tu

[spurraider21]

this jinx attempt is going to fail as miserably as the Ibaka one did for kool, or when he congratulated the spurs before they won :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I'm just being a realist....we're stuck with that #7 pick and if it's Embiid with screws in his foot were gonna be fucked even more.....it's over for my dreams of 6..I concede...I just can't compete with Fredo and Chazz...

[Killakobe81]

Kool is right Lebron/Melo are pipe dreams.
I wouldnt even be opposed to tanking, devloping our #7 and letting Kobe point chase ...our 2015 is top 5 protected so we just have to be a little more shittier than last year ...

[Koolaid_Man]

this jinx attempt is going to fail as miserably as the Ibaka one did for kool :lol

It's no jinx...shit is real....I just don't see the rainbow....everything we're doing is based on these what if scenarios....handing Kobe that 48.5 without negotiating sealed the deal....I don't blame Kobe at all but I'm sure had they offered him 18-20 he would have gladly accepted it

[Killakobe81]

I'm just being a realist....we're stuck with that #7 pick and if it's Embiid with screws in his foot were gonna be fucked even more.....it's over for my dreams of 6..I concede...I just can't compete with Fredo and Chazz...

Your foucus should be on 17, not 6.

[Koolaid_Man]

Your foucus should on 17, not 6.

You're right....I fucked up

[Killakobe81]

It's no jinx...shit is real....I just don't see the rainbow....everything we're doing is based on these what if scenarios....handing Kobe that 48.5 without negotiating sealed the deal....I don't blame Kobe at all but I'm sure had they offered him 18-20 he would have gladly accepted it

No way Kobe takes less than 30 and I dont blame him. But 15 would of been fair 48 was stupid, but even if he did take 30 no guarantee Lebron or Melo comes. Still was a pipe dream.

[Clipper Nation]

our 2015 is top 5 protected
Fredo will be giving 6 a whole new meaning next year, then :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

No way Kobe takes less than 30 and I dont blame him. But 15 would of been fair 48 was stupid, but ebven if he did take 30 no guarantee Lebron or Melo comes. Still was a pipe dream.

I agree...the fact is we have no choice but to beg and plead with Bron and Melo to sign...because Chazz has been drinking on the job...

[Koolaid_Man]

Fredo will be giving 6 a whole new meaning next year, then :lol

get your no ring having ass outta my thread

[Killakobe81]

Fredo will be giving 6 a whole new meaning next year, then :lol

I love how our Hockey team has double the rings of your NBA team ...
And yes all i have is "ring smack" right now ... :depressed

I think Sparks do too ...:rollin

[Donkeybong]

I'm ready for a new era of feisty youngins. For the love of god, don't trade anymore picks away Mitch.

[Koolaid_Man]

Let me be the first to cry like a bitch after tonight's selection....

This is my message to the basketball gods:

DZoqxC7NCk0

[kobe4life]

Jesus Kool don't give up yet its not over. Even during the dark years of the God era I still believed the Lakers would get back on top again. This is just another storm it will pass like all the other bad storms have passed during the history of the Lakers. I refuse to believe this is how it ends for God. It can't end this way with God being a cripple no way that is not the way the final chapter of God's career will be written.

[KaiRMD1]

I really hope Kobe can make the playoffs. There's a black,white & Gray ass-whupping that's waiting for him. He avoided that shit in 2013 but no, that shit is coming for the ol' sport no matter what.

[DMC]

det nigga might go record chasing in the RS but he's not going to suit up for the playoffs, because if he did he'd get embarrassed and he's not about that. He's on his farewell tour.

[Killakobe81]

I like Randle he ain't no LeBron, Durant Davis or even Blake. But a solid potential #2 or #3 on a contender.

[Koolaid_Man]

I like Randle he ain't no LeBron, Durant Davis or even Blake. But a solid potential #2 or #3 on a contender.

Randle drives bulls to the basket kind of like Lebron....once he gets in the gym with Kobe and lights of LA he's going to be a beast....

[scanry]

Randle looks raw, but who isn't tbh. I do like the pick though.

I think deep down, it's killing Kobe that his his extra $8 - $9 mil is costing the Lakers in signing free agents. Mitch should've waited till the offseason. The Laker fans are only now coming to terms of that horrible contract