The Great Satan will never win a title again

[kobe4life]

Its over Heat fans even if the Heat keep the Great Satan he is never going to win another title again. The heat don't have the money to get more talent to come to south beach. No young player is going to sacrifice money to play with the Great Satan. In a few years the Great Satan will retire due to his body breaking down because of his coach Spostupid overplaying him minutes and forcing him to guard everybody all over the court.

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Its over Heat fans even if the Heat keep the Great Satan he is never going to win another title again. The heat don't have the money to get more talent to come to south beach. No young player is going to sacrifice money to play with the Great Satan. In a few years the Great Satan will retire due to his body breaking down because of his coach Spostupid overplaying him minutes and forcing him to guard everybody all over the court.

Dogs & cats are living together at ESPN HQ in CT..

[Splits]

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[lefty]

Kobe :worthy:

[Franklin]

Its over Heat fans even if the Heat keep the Great Satan he is never going to win another title again. The heat don't have the money to get more talent to come to south beach. No young player is going to sacrifice money to play with the Great Satan. In a few years the Great Satan will retire due to his body breaking down because of his coach Spostupid overplaying him minutes and forcing him to guard everybody all over the court.
And because of his overdose of PEDs imho.

[Johnsyounger]

And because of his overdose of PEDs imho.
This....

[DJR210]

I'm not entirely sure, but I think the punch line here was Great Satan..

[Twisted_Dawg]

Maybe instead of obsessing about the Heat, you should focus on the Lakers. Kobe is 36 in August, Gasol probably leaves, very little talent there. New coach, new system. I have no clue if LeBron will win another ring, but I can guarantee Kobe will never win another one.

[kobe4life]

Maybe instead of obsessing about the Heat, you should focus on the Lakers. Kobe is 36 in August, Gasol probably leaves, very little talent there. New coach, new system. I have no clue if LeBron will win another ring, but I can guarantee Kobe will never win another one.

God will easily win another ring stupid. The Lakers got Randle who will be a 20-10 big the moment he steps on the court. The Lakers will have money to sign a mega free agent or sign a bunch of good players. Factor all that in with a healthy God coming back there is a great chance of the Lakers winning it all next year.

[Franklin]

They haven't even decided on their coach yet imho. God will be back playing for the Lakers until the team goes 9-39 something come February, then God will bolt again with another fake injury.

[~O~]

The Lakers are one year into their rebuild. Nothing is not going to happen for them this year. You can't rush success in youth.

[HemisfairArena]

The Lakers went 11 years between titles from 1988-2000,,,,this wait will be longer for Laker fans. 15+ years at the very least.

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The Lakers went 11 years between titles from 1988-2000,,,,this wait will be longer for Laker fans. 15+ years at the very least.

Frankly, I do not believe I will live long enough.

[Splits]

Frankly, I do not believe I will live long enough.

We can all dream.

Can you have your LifeAlert programmed to post your obit to ST upon the inevitable? I've got a Goût de Diamants in my cellar just waiting to be uncorked.

[KaiRMD1]

The Lakers went 11 years between titles from 1988-2000,,,,this wait will be longer for Laker fans. 15+ years at the very least.

To be honest, I believe the Lakers have become what the Clippers once were so the wait will definitely be far longer than 15+

[Raven]

Frankly, I do not believe I will live long enough.

well i should hope so

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To be honest, I believe the Lakers have become what the Clippers once were

& still are.

[DMX7]

& still are.

:lol

That doesn't make sense. They "were" historically awful... now they "are" good. They can't be both.

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:lol

That doesn't make sense. They "were" historically awful... now they "are" good. They can't be both.

I don't do "good," X7. I do rings. That's what I do.

It's my religion.

[Franklin]

Satan may still win titles the Gary Payton way though.

[m>s]

We can all dream.

Can you have your LifeAlert programmed to post your obit to ST upon the inevitable? I've got a Goût de Diamants in my cellar just waiting to be uncorked.
messed up dude