Kobe eating more than just cap space this year

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[Splits]

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[IrisHockey]

shades of O'Neal

[ElNono]

kMFJBd40Awo

[Splits]

kKjUqbPqJhw

[.G.]

I laughed.

[Mori Chu]

That, right there, is a player with one foot out the door. To be fair, he's been on vacation for months.

[AchillesHeel]

This shit is not legit....

Kobe in Greece about 3-4 days ago

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2014/06/25/0625-kobe-bryant-ramey-3.jpg

Gasol brothers last summer :lol

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/26/article-0-1A85EF1D000005DC-203_634x763.jpg

[JohnnyMax]

2nd pic to the right looks like he got arrested and is handcuffed.

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Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[CavsSuperFan]

Mamba will whip that into shape in a few weeks...Kobe has never been accused of being out of shape TBH...:smokin

[Spurs9]

Mamba will whip that into shape in a few weeks...Kobe has never been accused of being out of shape TBH...:smokin

Gotta agree tbh

[Stephen A. Smith]

My sources tell me that Kobe's weight gain is due to an enormous shit sandwich he was forced to eat in June.

[RsxPiimp]

kobe's obviously bulking to play the 4th spot. #bullyingniggasdownlow

[UZER]

Eating dem German babies, tbh

[Twisted_Dawg]

:lol
#bullyingniggasdownlow

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Giving a whole new meaning to "I eat first"

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^Good morning, zipperhead!!!

[My Fault]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5
How is Duncan the old and tired coming off a championship when Kobe hasn't been able to stay on the court for two years.

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How is Duncan the old and tired coming off a championship when Kobe hasn't been able to stay on the court for two years.

A couple reasons:::one, he was directly complicit in giving away your 5th last June. two, he rode in the backseat this June, and not even a window seat. In the fucking middle over the transaxle hump.

[SupremeGuy]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5Boiled down:::

Duncan > Kobe

:toast

[My Fault]

A couple reasons:::one, he was directly complicit in giving away your 5th last June. two, he rode in the backseat this June, and not even a window seat. In the fucking middle over the transaxle hump.
They put Haslem on him and he made they pay, similar to the way Kobe did the Lakers with that contract.

[ElNono]

Is that the shitbag firmly strapped on him in the 1st picture?

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They put Haslem on him and he made they pay, similar to the way Kobe did the Lakers with that contract.

Only a tired old shit bag like Duncan would give one away last June. That alone is grounds. That he gave up (wisely) the front seat this June to Diaw & Leonard & climbed into the backseat (middle) is further grounds.

The Bag stays in Texas.

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Is that the shitbag firmly strapped on him in the 1st picture?

Can't be. The Bag remains in Texas.

[Ginobili3]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kirby-inhaling-food.gif

[DJR210]

:lmao mass Laker fan suicide overdue

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:lmao mass Laker fan suicide overdue

You didn't after last June, we won't either, + he's got some back in the top left photo.

[DJR210]

You didn't after last June, we won't either, + he's got some back in the top left photo.

17 straight playoff appearances, no reason to off myself when my team is competitive year in and year out. Win some, lose some.

[Kawhi]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5As long as Duncan rang

[MeloHype]

Only a tired old shit bag like Duncan would give one away last June. That alone is grounds. That he gave up (wisely) the front seat this June to Diaw & Leonard & climbed into the backseat (middle) is further grounds.

The Bag stays in Texas.
All I gotta say about this is, we have the ring and that's all that matters. You always gonna try to bring something up when someone is wearing the ring, they don't love you no more!

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All I gotta say about this is, we have the ring and that's all that matters. You always gonna try to bring something up when someone is wearing the ring, they don't love you no more!

True. You have the ring. That's all that matters.

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As long as Duncan rang

He rang.

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17 straight playoff appearances, no reason to off myself when my team is competitive year in and year out. Win some, lose some.

But, you gave 1 back after it was in the case. Grim business.

[DJR210]

But, you gave 1 back after it was in the case. Grim business.

:lol desperately trying to hold on to anything you can huh old man? We have redeemed ourselves. You continue to hang on to 2013, we will continue to enjoy being 2014 NBA Champions, and look forward to the future as we're geared with the personnel and financial freedom to win next year(s) too.

:lol Lakers
:lol get some new material
:lol fat Kobe
:lol pay your ticket

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:lol desperately trying to hold on to anything you can huh old man? We have redeemed ourselves. You continue to hang on to 2013, we will continue to enjoy being 2014 NBA Champions, and look forward to the future as we're geared with the personnel and financial freedom to win next year(s) too.

:lol Lakers
:lol get some new material
:lol fat Kobe
:lol pay your ticket

You cannot redeem that which is nonredeemable. It's gone. You'll always be light 1 because you gave 1 away last June.

You are Champ though.

[DJR210]

You cannot redeem that which is nonredeemable. It's gone. You'll always be light 1 because you gave 1 away last June.

You are Champ though.

You've nary room. Your Lakers gave away two; to Boston and Detroit.

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You've nary room. Your Lakers gave away two; to Boston and Detroit.

They were never in the case. Your's was in there, locked, key put away, ready for transport back to Texas.

[DJR210]

They were never in the case. Your's was in there, locked, key put away, ready for transport back to Texas.

Who cares how close. One should be judged on final result. Bottom line, you had two opportunities, squandered, as did the Spurs in 2013.

[Spurs da champs]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kirby-inhaling-food.gif

:lmao

[Thebesteva]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

:lol Poster of his generation, doing poster of his generation thangs

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Who cares how close. One should be judged on final result. Bottom line, you had two opportunities, squandered, as did the Spurs in 2013.

Yours was in the case. They were selling your Championship wampum on the TV for Christ sake. It was over.

[DJR210]

Yours was in the case. They were selling your Championship wampum on the TV for Christ sake. It was over.

Yeah, you said that already.

[DJR210]

Funny thing is, if you want to count Minneapolis, your Lakers have actually blown 14 opportunities at rings :lol

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Funny thing is, if you want to count Minneapolis, your Lakers have actually blown 14 opportunities at rings :lol

Fine. You stick with that. Me:::6.

[DJR210]

:lmao 14>6

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:lmao 14>6

Fine. You stick with that. Me? I'll dance with who brung me:::6

[Ginobili3]

Nardo :lmaohttp://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/tumblr_mf1yt9nc4x1rbz63n.gif

[kobe4life]

These pictures are not really its obvious somebody made these pics through photoshop. God is in great shape you haters are just hoping he's fat because you know he's going to kick your team's ass.

[MarioSpeedwagon]

My sources tell me that Kobe's weight gain is due to an enormous shit sandwich he was forced to eat in June.
Rofl

[MarioSpeedwagon]

A couple reasons:::one, he was directly complicit in giving away your 5th last June. two, he rode in the backseat this June, and not even a window seat. In the fucking middle over the transaxle hump.http://insider.espn.go.com/nba/playoffs/2014/story/_/page/PostseasonMVPs-140617-1/postseason-mvp-rankings

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I don't do that shit, Mario.

He gave 1 away last June and Leonard made him get in the back seat a fortnight ago.

- "Now I'll drive, so I'll sit in the front seat."

- "Barney Fife"

[HemisfairArena]

Dude has officially given up. There are no more big men to piggy back to titles for him. 48.5 was the death blow. He not only inherited the bag,,,he ingested it so as to be 1 for all eternity. Sad way to see him go out,,,,

[DMC]

Dude body watchers... I never understood it. Has nothing to do with game.

[Splits]

Duncan made more than $21.1 million in 2011-12. He then signed a three-year extension which paid him $9.6 million in 2012-13 (OK, that’s actually more than a 50 percent cut.) He earned a shade more than $10.3 million this season and will earn the same next season.

He didn’t have to do it. He could have insisted on more, much more, but he realized that (a) he didn’t really, really need the extra money and (b) his team really, really did need the extra money. So what he did after that season was to make a deafening statement about team, roles and sacrifice. He even set a precedent of sorts; Manu Ginobili did the same thing a year later.

The money Duncan left on the table enabled the Spurs to keep going strong, resulting in back-to-back NBA Finals appearances and a title in 2014.

Sure, the word “sacrifice” has to be taken with a grain of salt. Duncan and his kids will do just fine on his current salary (and the fact he has made more than $200 million in his basketball career.) We’d all like to take a 50 percent pay cut and still earn $10 million.

But how many NBA stars do that?

Hint, here’s one who resolutely did not: Kobe Bryant. And Bryant’s numbers for the next two years are so ludicrously high that the Lakers have no hope of doing anything until he is off the books. Kobe take a pay cut to help his team? Fat chance. He made more money last season than Duncan, Parker and Ginobili combined.


Loving Media so far this offseason

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^They've always been your bosom buddy, your bag man. You blew out your flip flop last June and besides me nobody said a fuckin' word.

You got it made in the shade.

[Mori Chu]

I literally salivate when I think about my SUNS stealing the 2015 first-round pick away from them Lakers. That will be a top-ten overall pick, GUARANTEED. LMVICTORIOUSAO!

[Kool Bob Love]

I literally salivate when I think about my SUNS stealing the 2015 first-round pick away from them Lakers. That will be a top-ten overall pick, GUARANTEED. LMVICTORIOUSAO!

Let them win the battle during the regular season and watch them lose the war during lottery night.

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I literally salivate when I think about my SUNS stealing the 2015 first-round pick away from them Lakers. That will be a top-ten overall pick, GUARANTEED. LMVICTORIOUSAO!

Do you have knowledge as to the picks disposition should we keep it next season (top 5 protected)?

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Let them win the battle during the regular season and watch them lose the war during lottery night.

You're kidding, right? They've never looked past their nose.

[whitemamba]

niggas been on vaca for a year, what do u expect :lol

[IrisHockey]

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Derek-Jeter-Fat-2.jpg

[Mori Chu]

Do you have knowledge as to the picks disposition should we keep it next season (top 5 protected)?

I don't think it is protected at all. Sorry, Charlie.

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I don't think it is protected at all. Sorry, Charlie.

You're wrong. It's top 5 protected.

[Splits]

You're wrong. It's top 5 protected.

I would love to see Kirby play on a team which "earns" a top-5 pick. Wouldn't he just quit again, rather than be part of a 25 win team?

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I would love to see Kirby play on a team which "earns" a top-5 pick. Wouldn't he just quit again, rather than be part of a 25 win team?

You're nary room. How do you think you got Diaw & Jackson? They conspired with Pop to quit on their teams so they could play on your team.

[ohmwrecker]

A couple reasons:::one, he was directly complicit in giving away your 5th last June. two, he rode in the backseat this June, and not even a window seat. In the fucking middle over the transaxle hump.

Duncan was the most consistent player for the Spurs throughout all 5 games, you senile old fruit.

[Jordanobili2320]

LOL KOBE IS STILL AN NBA PLAYER?!??!

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Duncan was the most consistent player for the Spurs throughout all 5 games, you senile old fruit.

For the love of God he was in the fucking backseat, wrecker...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[baseline bum]

For the love of God he was in the fucking backseat, wrecker...

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

You go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

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You go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

Fine. You take that. Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[baseline bum]

Fine. You take that. Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

That brought you to 48.5, 48, The Begging, and 7. At least have the decency to cut Kobe down from the Tree of Woe. Meanwhile I'll stick with

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

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That brought you to 48.5, 48, The Begging, and 7. At least have the decency to cut Kobe down from the Tree of Woe. Meanwhile I'll stick with

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

Fine. You stick with that, Bum.

Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[baseline bum]

Fine. You stick with that, Bum.

Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

There's no time for dancing. Get to work on your shinebox

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

[Infinite_limit]

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Derek-Jeter-Fat-2.jpg
"Greatest SS of All Time"

- Yankee fan

[Clipper Nation]

There's no time for dancing. Get to work on your shinebox

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao
Christ almighty! If only Phil had been allowed to lodge the Kirby trade in 2000.

[baseline bum]

Christ almighty! If only Phil had been allowed to lodge the Kirby trade in 2000.

Snitch chickenshitting his way out of Vancouver just like he did with Charlotte and New Jersey would have been a sight to see.

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Christ almighty! If only Phil had been allowed to lodge the Kirby trade in 2000.

Good morning, zipperhead.

[RsxPiimp]

http://www.sportsgrid.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Derek-Jeter-Fat-2.jpg

NO freaking way damn :lol

[Clipper Nation]

Snitch chickenshitting his way out of Vancouver just like he did with Charlotte and New Jersey would have been a sight to see.
I'm talking about the Kidd/Marion trade with Phoenix, tbh.

Daddy/Kidd/Marion = 5-peat minimum. Instead, they let Kirby take 2 out of the case & give 'em away. Their regrets are their own.

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Snitch chickenshitting his way out of Vancouver just like he did with Charlotte and New Jersey would have been a sight to see.

You've nary room. You conspired with Diaw & Jackson to do likewise. Sure, Jackson had to be dragged off by SWAT, but, Diaw still brought you number 5.

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There's no time for dancing. Get to work on your shinebox

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

Fine, you take that one.

Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

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I'm talking about the Kidd/Marion trade with Phoenix, tbh.

Daddy/Kidd/Marion = 5-peat minimum. Instead, they let Kirby take 2 out of the case & give 'em away. Their regrets are their own.

It's a Chinese fire drill. Go---SLOPE---Go!!!

LMFAO!!!

[Clipper Nation]

It's a Chinese fire drill. Go---SLOPE---Go!!!

LMFAO!!!
^ It's the Chuckbox all over again----The Bag, runnin' as fast as he can.

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^ It's the Chuckbox all over again----The Bag, runnin' as fast as he can.

GO---EVERYBODY---GO!!!

It'll never end!!!

[Mark in Austin]

I don't know about the backseat, but that TOSB actually lead the Spurs in total minutes played this year. Not bad for a 37yo.

[baseline bum]

Fine, you take that one.

Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Don't chickenshit just because you're manning the shinebox. I had to be on that motherfucker for 7 long years until 15 June 2014 when the greatest player of his generation pulled me up and off it, and now it's your turn son.

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Don't chickenshit just because you're manning the shinebox. I had to be on that motherfucker for 7 long years until 15 June 2014 when the greatest player of his generation pulled me up and off it, and now it's your turn son.

Your capitulation is duly noted.

Let us proceed...

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I don't know about the backseat, but that TOSB actually lead the Spurs in total minutes played this year. Not bad for a 37yo.

Then had to depend on Diaw and the kid to take him home. 5 stills counts though. No denying that.

[baseline bum]

Your capitulation is duly noted.

Let us proceed...

Nuh uh, no reason to capitulate when its Duncan 5 > Kobe 5 and you're sitting there in the stink of 48 and The Begging. Have fun with 48.5 as Fredo turns you to Phoenix West.

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Nuh uh, no reason to capitulate when its Duncan 5 > Kobe 5 and you're sitting there in the stink of 48 and The Begging. Have fun with 48.5 as Fredo turns you to Phoenix West.

Fine. I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Let us proceed...

[Clipper Nation]

If Timmy was in the backseat, then Kirby must have been in the trunk for all 5.

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If Timmy was in the backseat, then Kirby must have been in the trunk for all 5.

Hopsing speaks.

LMFAO!!!

[baseline bum]

Fine. I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Let us proceed...

Just eat your shit sandwich in the knowledge that while you go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

[Mark in Austin]

Then had to depend on Diaw and the kid to take him home. 5 stills counts though. No denying that.

It's called being a true team. And despite the incredible contributions Diaw, the MVP, and Mills provided, no player would tell you that they could have rang without Duncan. He's The Cornerstone.

[TampaDude]

A couple reasons:::one, he was directly complicit in giving away your 5th last June. two, he rode in the backseat this June, and not even a window seat. In the fucking middle over the transaxle hump.

You fool, Timmy wasn't even on the court for Ray Ray's shot at the end of 6. That shit is all on Pop. This year, Timmy schooled OKC and Miami with his old-school post game. Guess you weren't paying attention.

But, none of it matters now. The Spurs just put on the most dominant Finals performance in NBA history, as they cucked the trophy thieves in 5 to stand on the mountaintop yet again.

The bag is nailed to center court at the Staples Center for all time.

[Clipper Nation]

Hopsing speaks.

LMFAO!!!
Bag parrots.

LMFAO!!!

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Bag parrots.

LMFAO!!!

The slope.

LMAO!!!

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You fool, Timmy wasn't even on the court for Ray Ray's shot at the end of 6. That shit is all on Pop

He missed those layups over Battier. He was tired & he was complicit. The Bag stays in Texas.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Let us proceed...

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The Cornerstone.

I'm a trend setter.

I set trends.

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Just eat your shit sandwich in the knowledge that while you go with that; I'm going with this:

$30.4 million for 6 games of shitbag Bryant or $32 million for Duncan, Parker, Ginobili, Leonard, and Larry O'Brien? :lmao

Go on, Bum, stick with that one. Me? Tried & true:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[baseline bum]

Go on, Bum, stick with that one. Me? Tried & true:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Tried, but no longer true. Now go fuck your mother some more.

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Tried, but no longer true.

You fucked up and you want your old dad to call off the dogs. No. No fuckin' way.

The Bag stays in Texas.

And that's just the ways it's gonna be.

[baseline bum]

You fucked up and you want your old dad to call off the dogs. No. No fuckin' way.

The Bag stays in Texas.

And that's just the ways it's gonna be.

The bag was so heavy it cause your boy to miss 76 games, but what will his excuse be this time for missing the round of 16. This year you don't even have a 7 to show for carrying the bag with Phoenix snatching up that pick.

[TampaDude]

He missed those layups over Battier. He was tired & he was complicit. The Bag stays in Texas.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Let us proceed...

Kobe can't proceed. He's old and busted.

BOILED DOWN:::

Duncan 10

Kobe 8

DUNCAN > KOBE

The bag is anchored in Los Angeles until Kobe wins #6...in other words, for all eternity.

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Kobe can't proceed. He's old and busted.

BOILED DOWN:::

Duncan 10

Kobe 8

DUNCAN > KOBE

The bag is anchored in Los Angeles until Kobe wins #6...in other words, for all eternity.

No. No, by God. I created the bag and I'll direct it's possession.

It stays in Texas.

[TampaDude]

No. No, by God. I created the bag and I'll direct it's possession.

It stays in Texas.

BZZZZZT! By bringing the bag in here, you gave up your sole right of possession. The bag stays in Los Angeles until Kirby wins #6, and you know as well as I do that's never, ever gonna happen. Enjoy the bag, Cubby! :lmao

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BZZZZZT! By bringing the bag in here, you gave up your sole right of possession. The bag stays in Los Angeles until Kirby wins #6, and you know as well as I do that's never, ever gonna happen. Enjoy the bag, Cubby! :lmao

BS. I assigned it to stink pot Duncan as the charter appointment. It's never left Texas.

GD it.

[spurraider21]

The Bag is in LA. Consensus has made the decision for you, Cub.

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The Bag is in LA. Consensus has made the decision for you, Cub.

Horse manure, it's my fuckin' Bag, 21. I'll dole it out as I see fit. And it's in Texas.

Christ-a-mighty!!!

[spurraider21]

Horse manure, it's my fuckin' Bag, 21. I'll dole it out as I see fit. And it's in Texas.

Christ-a-mighty!!!
It was your bag. Now its Kobe's

[Clipper Nation]

Horse manure, it's my fuckin' Bag, 21. I'll dole it out as I see fit. And it's in Texas.

Christ-a-mighty!!!
Unless Kirby moved to Texas, the bag remains in San Bernardino, & that's just how it's going to be.

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It was your bag. Now its Kobe's

Don't parse my words, 21. Don't do it. Don't. It's my Bag, my creation, my concession. And I assigned it to Duncan and it will remain in Texas until he wins a ring before Kobe wins one.

And that's just the way it's gonna be.

Signed,

- Pappy

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Unless Kirby moved to Texas, the bag remains in San Bernardino, & that's just how it's going to be.

The Slope.

[spurraider21]

If there's no objectivity behind the bag, then it is purposeless and meaningless. By all accounts here, the bag is firmly attached to Kobe

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If there's no objectivity behind the bag, then it is purposeless and meaningless. By all accounts here, the bag is firmly attached to Kobe

Don't blame me. Blame Duncan for last June and for letting Diaw & the kid make him get in the back seat this June, & not even a fuckin' window seat. "Get in the middle, gramps!"

The Bag stays in Texas.

[spurraider21]

Don't blame me. Blame Duncan for last June and for letting Diaw & the kid make him get in the back seat this June, & not even a fuckin' window seat. "Get in the middle, gramps!"

The Bag stays in Texas.
A redemption season and a championship has separated Duncan from the bag. The most obvious suitor at this point is Kobe

[Clipper Nation]

The Slope.
Your capitulation is duly noted.

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A redemption season and a championship has separated Duncan from the bag. The most obvious suitor at this point is Kobe

No. By getting into that car at Diaw's direction, by letting that kid hold the front seat forward while Duncan climbed into the back and sat down next to the window. "No, keep goin'--stop in the middle." With a French accent...Duncan obeyed. At that point The Bag stayed in Texas.

[Clipper Nation]

No. By getting into that car at Diaw's direction, by letting that kid hold the front seat forward while Duncan climbed into the back and sat down next to the window. "No, keep goin'--stop in the middle." With a French accent...Duncan obeyed. At that point The Bag stayed in Texas.
You've nary room. Your Kirby took up residence in the trunk while Daddy and MVPau took turns driving.

[baseline bum]

QErJJY359kA

[spurraider21]

No. By getting into that car at Diaw's direction, by letting that kid hold the front seat forward while Duncan climbed into the back and sat down next to the window. "No, keep goin'--stop in the middle." With a French accent...Duncan obeyed. At that point The Bag stayed in Texas.
you went from the cold hard facts like 5:4 to just plain making shit up. you've lost your way, thread

[baseline bum]

you went from the cold hard facts like 5:4 to just plain making shit up. you've lost your way, thread

Back in the day the bastard stuck with things like O & 46, but now it's spin spin spin.

[baseline bum]

Though at the same time he could never come to admit the score was

Dirk 4
Kobe 0

So he chickenshits on other teams, not just the 2014 world champions

[Splits]

It's my Bag, my creation, my concession. And I assigned it to Duncan and it will remain in Texas until he wins a ring before Kobe wins one.


This already happened. You've been colostomisized.

[baseline bum]

You've nary room. You conspired with Diaw & Jackson to do likewise. Sure, Jackson had to be dragged off by SWAT, but, Diaw still brought you number 5.

Don't you forget it.

Duncan 5
Tired old shitbag Bryant 5

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you went from the cold hard facts like 5:4 to just plain making shit up. you've lost your way, thread


Back in the day the bastard stuck with things like O & 46, but now it's spin spin spin.


Though at the same time he could never come to admit the score was

Dirk 4
Kobe 0

So he chickenshits on other teams, not just the 2014 world champions


This already happened. You've been colostomisized.


Don't you forget it.

Duncan 5
Tired old shitbag Bryant 5

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[TampaDude]

Boiled down:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Duncan's 5th is more recent. TOSB Kobe hasn't rang since 2010.

Duncan also has one more MVP and one more Finals MVP than TOSB Kobe.

Duncan > TOSB Kobe

Just the facts.

It is what it is.

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Duncan's 5th is more recent. TOSB Kobe hasn't rang since 2010.

Duncan also has one more MVP and one more Finals MVP than TOSB Kobe.

Duncan > TOSB Kobe

Just the facts.

It is what it is.

Where the old fart messed up was last June when he couldn't climb Mt. Battier. Then he compounded it this June when the old piss pot had nary other choice but to either hitch a ride with Leonard & Diaw, or, get left behind. He wisely chose to ride in the back seat,,,center.

Duncan has pooped out across consecutive Junes.

The Bag? It stays in Texas.

[midnightpulp]

Where the old fart messed up was last June when he couldn't climb Mt. Battier. Then he compounded it this June when the old piss pot had nary other choice but to either hitch a ride with Leonard & Diaw, or, get left behind. He wisely chose to ride in the back seat,,,center.

Duncan has pooped out across consecutive Junes.

The Bag? It stays in Texas.

You're qualifying again.

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You're qualifying again.

No way. Duncan's ring is just as potent as Leonard's or Diaw. That he had to be led to it by these two doesn't tarnish it a bit.

[midnightpulp]

No way. Duncan's ring is just as potent as Leonard's or Diaw. That he had to be led to it by these two doesn't tarnish it a bit.

But if "you don't do stats" and "Finals MVP wampum" how do you prove they "led?"

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But if "you don't do stats" and "Finals MVP wampum" how do you prove they "led?"

I use my fucking head, man.

[midnightpulp]

I use my fucking head, man.

Which is filled with biases.

Fair enough. My head tells me Fisher dragged Kobe kicking and screaming to 5 NBA Championships.

Agree?

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Which is filled with biases.

Fair enough. My head tells me Fisher dragged Kobe kicking and screaming to 5 NBA Championships.

Agree?

You don't need my blessing, Midst. If you believe something stand by it.

[midnightpulp]

You don't need my blessing, Midst. If you believe something stand by it.

I'm just curious if you agree.

Every time Fisher hightails it, Kobe loses his boat oars and drifts into the fog.

Hell, Fisher nearly dragged the Thunder into ringage, but James Harden proved unwilling.

[TacoCabanaFajitas]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Kirby-inhaling-food.gif

:lol awesome

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Anal Tit

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As long as Kirby doesn't ring.

[mkurts]

So Kobe is not old and tired ? Hmmmm