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Koolaid_Man
07-01-2014, 02:00 PM
:lol please feel free to append.

Please take a moment to admire the great Bron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:

1. Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner while out of shape players played on
2. Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3. Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape
4. Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5. Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6. Played on same team as his moms boyfriend
7. Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8. Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9. Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10. Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11. Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12. Flop every single game in the playoffs
13. Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14. Won a ring on a locked out season
15. Relied on the greatest 3 point shooter to bail him out of a game 7 meltdown with two turnovers within the final minute
16. Brought a bronze medal home in shame

Thread
07-01-2014, 02:03 PM
As long as I don't see him out at Sky Harbor in the next fortnight I could care less.

LkrFan
07-01-2014, 02:43 PM
He shares 14 and 16 with Tammy! :rollin :lmao :rollin

Chris
07-01-2014, 02:50 PM
Lebron is a mercenary: therefore you get 0% loyalty and 0% passion.

Thread
07-01-2014, 02:52 PM
Lebron is a mercenary: therefore you get 0% loyalty and 0% passion.

Food for thought.

Mori Chu
07-02-2014, 03:22 AM
The rare solid Koolaid Man post.

ezau
07-02-2014, 03:49 AM
:lol please feel free to append.

Please take a moment to admire the great Bron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:

1. Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner while out of shape players played on
2. Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3. Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape
4. Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5. Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6. Played on same team as his moms boyfriend
7. Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8. Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9. Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10. Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11. Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12. Flop every single game in the playoffs
13. Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14. Won a ring on a locked out season
15. Relied on the greatest 3 point shooter to bail him out of a game 7 meltdown with two turnovers within the final minute
16. Brought a bronze medal home in shame

As long as Duncan>Lebron>Kobe>Wilt, I'm good. Let us proceed.

Jeremy
07-02-2014, 03:58 AM
As long as I don't see him out at Sky Harbor in the next fortnight I could care less.

All I need is for Riley to screw this up, and he'll be here in a hurry.

TampaDude
07-02-2014, 04:07 AM
:lol please feel free to append.

Please take a moment to admire the great Bron for the special talent he is. It never gets old looking at the King's history. So many accomplishments Kobe Bryant and Michael Jordan will never achieve:

1. Only player in nba history to quit because of air conditioner while out of shape players played on
2. Quit on his team the year after he promises a championship
3. Dunked on by a highschool kid and then confiscate tape
4. Bail on the dunk contest 9 times
5. Only able to win a ring with 2 superstars
6. Played on same team as his moms boyfriend
7. Average 1.8 pts in the 4th quarter of NBA finals.
8. Lose not 1, not 2, but 3 times in the Finals.
9. Host a national televised TV show to leave his team
10. Go 2 for 18 in an NBA playoff game.
11. Get stuffed by a player under 6 feet (Nate Robinson)
12. Flop every single game in the playoffs
13. Choke 4 out of 5 finals games by dropping FG% by 18
14. Won a ring on a locked out season
15. Relied on the greatest 3 point shooter to bail him out of a game 7 meltdown with two turnovers within the final minute
16. Brought a bronze medal home in shame

Dude...15 is wrong...it was Game 6, not Game 7.

Troll = Fail

Duncan > Kobe

Let us proceed...

Infinite_limit
07-02-2014, 04:11 AM
Let us proceed...
NO !

TampaDude
07-02-2014, 04:14 AM
NO !

:lol

Thread
07-02-2014, 07:47 AM
All I need is for Riley to screw this up, and he'll be here in a hurry.

& I still got Cleveland as a last gasp alternative.

O & half-a-100 is comin', J. Comin' hard.