Church of Bryce Cotton

[313]

Future HOFer

[jhfenton]

I'd start with a small shrine and upgrade it to a full church in the unlikely event he makes the 15-man roster.

[jeebus]

Church? More like a couple guys huddled around a barrel fire.

[xmas1997]

Church? More like a couple guys huddled around a barrel fire.

:lmao
And with beers in their hands.

[spurraider21]

Church? More like a couple guys huddled around a barrel fire.
or a mosque after a suicide bombing

[Spur|n|Austin]

http://www.tricitiesky.org/images/Categories/Churches/Poor%20Fork%20Old%20Regular%20Baptist%20Church.jpg

[Captivus]

Already a church...:lol

Apparently it was just a rumor...no priest.

[Snaq O'Meal]

or a mosque after a suicide bombing

Err... those guys don't exactly eat and shit in the same place.

[MaNu4Tres]

Summer league thread.

Toros thread.

Nothing more

[spurraider21]

Err... those guys don't exactly eat and shit in the same place.
yes sunni and shia love each other

[Prose]

or a mosque after a suicide bombing
...?

[littlecoyotecoin]

May I warm my brandy over your barrel fire?

Cotton has done something notable at almost every workout he has attended. In Sacramento, he broke a shooting record by hitting 15 consecutive 3 pointers in 53 seconds. He beat the old record by 5 seconds. In Boston, he did the second most full court laps ever recorded (28) in the infamous Boston Marathon drill. At a recent workout for the Washington Wizards, Bryce recorded a 44 inch vertical leap. The Wizards have never had anyone with a 44 inch vertical in the history of their workouts. Just for good measure, Bryce followed that up by recording another 44 inch vertical in Memphis soon after he did it in Washington. Per a team source at one recent workout, "he impressed the entire staff with his point guard skills." Another team source from another recent workout was "impressed that he has several ways to score…and appears to do it effortlessly." That team was also impressed with his maturity and the efficiency with which he ran the offense and distributed the ball.

[Kool Bob Love]

In.

[DJR210]

Bill Land will coin him the Cotton Picker in no time

[littlecoyotecoin]

Bill Land will coin him the Cotton Picker in no time

And summarily terminated for insensitivity.

[Darkwaters]

Church? More like a couple guys huddled around a barrel fire.

http://www.savannahbest.com/savhist/churchsign.jpg

[TheGoldStandard]

The collection plate accepts IOU's

[slick'81]

Team cotton checking in

[Darkwaters]

The collection plate accepts IOU's

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3qRT30dUhFY/UQVi5OAgLgI/AAAAAAAAD0Q/apkEdYMtlAY/s200/collection-plate-IOU.jpg

[Splits]

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3070/2655486477_206a7900c7.jpg

[Darkwaters]

All this talk of Churches, I'm curious what happened to the old Church of Richard Jefferson?



























































































http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/23/article-2252364-16A089A8000005DC-632_634x735.jpg


Oh.....

[ceperez]

May I warm my brandy over your barrel fire?

Cotton has done something notable at almost every workout he has attended. In Sacramento, he broke a shooting record by hitting 15 consecutive 3 pointers in 53 seconds. He beat the old record by 5 seconds. In Boston, he did the second most full court laps ever recorded (28) in the infamous Boston Marathon drill. At a recent workout for the Washington Wizards, Bryce recorded a 44 inch vertical leap. The Wizards have never had anyone with a 44 inch vertical in the history of their workouts. Just for good measure, Bryce followed that up by recording another 44 inch vertical in Memphis soon after he did it in Washington. Per a team source at one recent workout, "he impressed the entire staff with his point guard skills." Another team source from another recent workout was "impressed that he has several ways to score…and appears to do it effortlessly." That team was also impressed with his maturity and the efficiency with which he ran the offense and distributed the ball.

Are you serious? So I gather no team wanted him because he didn't want to be stashed abroad.

Could there be other undrafted players that said the same thing?

[100%duncan]

All this talk of Churches, I'm curious what happened to the old Church of Richard Jefferson?



























































































http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/23/article-2252364-16A089A8000005DC-632_634x735.jpg


Oh.....

good one :lol

[ace3g]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WccyaS-z1lQ

[ace3g]

Bleacher Report (https://twitter.com/BleacherReport)
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VIDEO: Jazz PG Bryce Cotton shows off record-tying 45-inch max vert at P3 Sports Institute ble.ac/1Gju8ym (http://t.co/If2rceYbwM) pic.twitter.com/aEYDlhhI7h (http://t.co/aEYDlhhI7h)

[phxspurfan]

pPbiqF_tD20

[UZER]

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VIDEO: Jazz PG Bryce Cotton shows off record-tying 45-inch max vert at P3 Sports Institute ble.ac/1Gju8ym (http://t.co/If2rceYbwM) pic.twitter.com/aEYDlhhI7h (http://t.co/aEYDlhhI7h)


Pop would put a stop to those hops real quick.

[exstatic]

Pop would put a stop to those hops real quick.

Hops aren't everything. If you go to the D/X database and look at the top 5-10 verticals in combine history, most of those guys never made the league. Others only had the proverbial "cup of coffee".

[DrunkTXLabrat]

i'd still prefer Peyton Siva.

[UZER]

Hops aren't everything. If you go to the D/X database and look at the top 5-10 verticals in combine history, most of those guys never made the league. Others only had the proverbial "cup of coffee".

It's a joke man... about pop not liking athletic guys on the team.

[exstatic]

It's a joke man... about pop not liking athletic guys on the team.

Hard to tell in this forum these days between jokes and out and out hysteria.