Better TOSB season next year? Snitch or Gangster Disciple?

[baseline bum]

What's up fellas? Who do you choose to have the stronger TOSB campaign next year?

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/assets/3692973/kobefail.gif

or

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/3670254/derrick-rose-torn-acl-o.gif

[LkrFan]

Does 5 years / $80 large = allstar player? If not, jokes will ensue. :downspin:

[baseline bum]

You never voted, Hector. It's OK, there's no ID required for you to participate in this one tbh.

[LkrFan]

You never voted, Hector. It's OK, there's no ID required for you to participate in this one tbh.

:lol

[RsxPiimp]

Kobe is gonna git those numbers boy, fg percentage be damned

[Splits]

Voted for Englewood's finest only because I think Snitch will come up hobbling if they're out of contention after the 40 games or so it takes him to get his 593

[Clipper Nation]

Does 5 years / $80 large = allstar player? If not, jokes will ensue. :downspin:

http://i.imgur.com/pVX86S2.jpg

Pictured: you, entering the country

[baseline bum]

I voted Snitch, since Rose's game is 100% athleticism dependent. Kobe has a more dependable game since he's mostly reliant on food stamps from Joey, Bennett, and Danny, and those are more consistent.

[D-Wade]

I woulda said Bean til I saw this...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BretDEBCAAA82GX.jpg

[King Emmanuel]

I voted Snitch, since Rose's game is 100% athleticism dependent. Kobe has a more dependable game since he's mostly reliant on food stamps from Joey, Bennett, and Danny, and those are more consistent.

why are you so bitter

[baseline bum]

Why is everyone voting for Rose? He was actually worse than Kobe last season.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Why is everyone voting for Rose? He was actually worse than Kobe last season.

Because Rose doesn't meet the 'old' in tosb. A 25 year old has a much better chance at rebounding than does the true tosb.

[Thread]

The Bag stays in Texas.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

The Bag stays in Texas.

Then the term is meaningless.

[Thread]

Then the term is meaningless.

Even though it's designation is at default, I still have solid grounds for leaving it there:::Duncan petered out VS. Miami last June. This June Diaw & Leonard carried his end of the log.

He's every bit of a tired old shit bag, Lumps. Be objective, look at the facts and you'll see its the truth.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Even though it's designation is at default, I still have solid grounds for leaving it there:::Duncan petered out VS. Miami last June. This June Diaw & Leonard carried his end of the log.

He's every bit of a tired old shit bag, Lumps. Be objective, look at the facts and you'll see its the truth.

http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/tim-duncan-2014-nba-finals.jpg?w=694

as opposed to

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Kobe-Bryant.jpeg

Bryant may never play again considering they were estimating him coming back about 7 months ago. If he is not tosb as opposed to the champion starting pf then it truly is a meaningless term.

[Thread]

http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/tim-duncan-2014-nba-finals.jpg?w=694

as opposed to

http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Kobe-Bryant.jpeg

Bryant may never play again considering they were estimating him coming back about 7 months ago. If he is not tosb as opposed to the champion starting pf then it truly is a meaningless term.

Well, at default it wasn't going to change at a 5-5 deadlock. I told you guys that repeatedly when asked early on last season. Everyone knew the rules. As a courtesy I am supporting my position now so you'll accept it better. Obviously that has not worked.

You're just going to have to take it, Lumps. If he rings before Kobe rings then The Bag will revert at default.

[manufan10]

Even though it's designation is at default, I still have solid grounds for leaving it there:::Duncan petered out VS. Miami last June. This June Diaw & Leonard carried his end of the log.

He's every bit of a tired old shit bag, Lumps. Be objective, look at the facts and you'll see its the truth.

:lol you act like Duncan had a horrible series. He averaged 33 minutes a night, and averaged a double-double 15.4 ppg and 10 rbg. That's a far cry from being a TOSB. Maybe you should look at the facts and see the truth.

http://espn.go.com/nba/player/gamelog/_/id/215/tim-duncan

[baseline bum]

Because Rose doesn't meet the 'old' in tosb. A 25 year old has a much better chance at rebounding than does the true tosb.

But Bryant still has an old man game to fall back on. Rose is a pure monkeyballer.

[Thread]

:lol you act like Duncan had a horrible series. He averaged 33 minutes a night, and averaged a double-double 15.4 ppg and 10 rbg. That's a far cry from being a TOSB. Maybe you should look at the facts and see the truth.

http://espn.go.com/nba/player/gamelog/_/id/215/tim-duncan

I didn't say he had a horrible series. I'm saying Diaw & Leonard carried him to it. That's beeing "tired",,,he's "old" at default and "shit" comes from when he gave it away last June.

You're just SOL, 10. I can't change the rules. It wouldn't be right. If Duncan rings before Kobe The Bag will transfer immediately and I'll take it like a trooper.

[manufan10]

I didn't say he had a horrible series. I'm saying Diaw & Leonard carried him to it. That's beeing "tired",,,he's "old" at default and "shit" comes from when he gave it away last June.

You're just SOL, 10. I can't change the rules. It wouldn't be right. If Duncan rings before Kobe The Bag will transfer immediately and I'll take it like a trooper.

:lol grasping at straws

[Jenks]

I'll go with the one that won MVP this decade. Plus one had fluke injuries, the other had TOSB injuries.

[Thread]

:lol grasping at straws

No. I'm standing on my invention and the way I created it, it's principles & practices.

It ain't my fault you fucked up last June. I told you then you'd have to answer for it.

Just be happy you have 5. You'll mostly likely ring again next June and then I'll be stuck with it. And I'll show you how to wear it well.

[Thread]

I'll go with the one that won MVP this decade. Plus one had fluke injuries, the other had TOSB injuries.

That's your prerogative.

The Bag stays in Texas.

[manufan10]

No. I'm standing on my invention and the way I created it, it's principles & practices.

It ain't my fault you fucked up last June. I told you then you'd have to answer for it.

Just be happy you have 5. You'll mostly likely ring again next June and then I'll be stuck with it. And I'll show you how to wear it well.

I don't have to wear it well, since it no longer resides in Texas. The TOSB lies squarely with Kobe, and everyone here knows it and accepts it except for you.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

Well, at default it wasn't going to change at a 5-5 deadlock. I told you guys that repeatedly when asked early on last season. Everyone knew the rules. As a courtesy I am supporting my position now so you'll accept it better. Obviously that has not worked.

You're just going to have to take it, Lumps. If he rings before Kobe rings then The Bag will revert at default.

You lack the authority to enforce that.

We know what you have claimed but you disregard 2 > 1.

[Splits]

If he rings before Kobe rings then The Bag will revert at default.

That occurred 18 days ago

[Thread]

You lack the authority to enforce that.

We know what you have claimed but you disregard 2 > 1.

I invented the damn thing. It's my concession. I can do as I see fit with it.

Hell, you guys didn't even have a ring count when I came in here. I had to teach you that shit. Instead of berating me you should be down on your knees genuflecting.

[Thread]

That occurred 18 days ago

If he rings before Kobe rings then The Bag will revert at default. That's the only way The Bag is moving out of Texas.

And I ain't fuckin' around either, Splits.

[FuzzyLumpkins]

I invented the damn thing. It's my concession. I can do as I see fit with it.

Hell, you guys didn't even have a ring count when I came in here. I had to teach you that shit. Instead of berating me you should be down on your knees genuflecting.

That wasn't berating you although the martyr card can be amusing.

You miss the point. You cannot control the minds of other men to believe what you want that way. You also ar enot the first to come up with the term tired old shit bag. Illusions of grandeur certainly can be soothing to ones self.

[Splits]

That wasn't berating you although the martyr card can be amusing.

You miss the point. You cannot control the minds of other men to believe what you want that way. You also ar enot the first to come up with the term tired old shit bag. Illusions of grandeur certainly can be soothing to ones self.

Actually, Dale did invent TOSB. At least according to UrbanDictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Culburn369

Funny thing is, he ORIGINALLY assigned the shitbag to.....

http://i1.minus.com/jbgnCNhbbFxmBg.png

Kirby. That's right. Dale assigned the shitbag on July 6 2012, and not to Tim Duncan.

Just checkin assholes.

[ezau]

Even though it's designation is at default, I still have solid grounds for leaving it there:::Duncan petered out VS. Miami last June. This June Diaw & Leonard carried his end of the log.

He's every bit of a tired old shit bag, Lumps. Be objective, look at the facts and you'll see its the truth.

KobeFailed by letting 5>4 slip off his hands. Therefore, Duncan>Kobe. Let us proceed.

[ezau]

Well, at default it wasn't going to change at a 5-5 deadlock. I told you guys that repeatedly when asked early on last season. Everyone knew the rules. As a courtesy I am supporting my position now so you'll accept it better. Obviously that has not worked.

You're just going to have to take it, Lumps. If he rings before Kobe rings then The Bag will revert at default.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cHiM4WFpV4

Take some notes, Thread. :toast

[ezau]

I invented the damn thing. It's my concession. I can do as I see fit with it.

Hell, you guys didn't even have a ring count when I came in here. I had to teach you that shit. Instead of berating me you should be down on your knees genuflecting.

Bend over, I'l show you Duncan>Kobe.

[baseline bum]

Doesn't seem like Melo was too impressed by Rose's workout

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