Kaman to Portland

[RsxPiimp]

Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 45s
Chris Kaman has reached agreement on a two-year, $10M deal with Portland, league source tells Yahoo Sports.

i thought this guy was going to play for us

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GIGO

[LkrFan]

I wanted Caveman back on the cheap.

[lil_penny]

:lmao blazers

[InRareForm]

:lol blazers

[ezau]

http://ballerball.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kaman-sleeping-1050x700.jpg

[baseline bum]

Kaman is shit. LOL Portland. But the best part of this news is that Portland was going after Diaw and he must have told them no, as the Blazers only have about $4 million in capspace after signing Kaman.

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Kaman is shit. LOL Portland. But the best part of this news is that Portland was going after Diaw and he must have told them no, as the Blazers only have about $4 million in capspace after signing Kaman.

Diaw is still poleaxed from carrying Duncan to it.

[baseline bum]

Diaw is still poleaxed from carrying Duncan to it.

You either win your last game or you don't.

[lil_penny]

I wanted hawes, kaman a few years back would of been nice but we need shooters off the bench. Not another stiff like meyers leonard. Shit goldenstate's signing of livingston isn't looking so bad anymore :lol

[baseline bum]

I wanted hawes, kaman a few years back would of been nice but we need shooters off the bench. Not another stiff like meyers leonard. Shit goldenstate's signing of livingston isn't looking so bad anymore :lol

Kaman was never good. I guess Hawes is going to get better money back in Cleveland. He would have been a great addition.

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You either win your last game or you don't.

He won it. I ain't debating that. He just got carried to the car & sat in the backseat...in the middle.

Duncan has his 5th. It's just as valuable as the one that Diaw has and Leonard has.

You're as touchy as an old cook.

[baseline bum]

He won it. I ain't debating that. He just got carried to the car & sat in the backseat...in the middle.

Duncan has his 5th. It's just as valuable as the one that Diaw has and Leonard has.

You're as touchy as an old cook.

Did Kobe win his last game?

[RsxPiimp]

I wanted Caveman back on the cheap.

right? that was my understanding too. everyone on our roster is getting paid. wont be surprised if hill, young, henry, bazemore and wes johnson all play for another team next year.

[Thebesteva]

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/gallery/top-10-photoshops-of-chris-kaman-on-the-bench/wake.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qpDFXPAyXA&list=RD7qpDFXPAyXA

[whitemamba]

10 mill?!? Wtf?!?

[baseline bum]

Seriously, Kaman is one of my most hated players all time. I hated him back in 03 when everyone upstairs wanted the Spurs to make a big trade to move up to draft him to replace Robinson. I hated him on LA when he put up empty numbers in years where Brand was injured and then was worthless any time the Clippers had any expectations, I hated him in that 3rd world shithole looking like he was going to cry in that photo with Cornerstone and Aminu, I hated him in Dallas when he put up empty stats and they missed the playoffs, I hated him on LA2 even though he did a good Jerry impersonation. Kaman fucking sucks.

[HemisfairArena]

I've said time and again,,,,re-signing Swaggy P will be the Lakers big free agent splash. Melo and Bron aren't coming. Stephenson will re-up in Indy. Lowry is off the table. No Love trade for a 7th pick(Randle) and Nash.

[RsxPiimp]

portland :lol

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I've said time and again,,,,re-signing Swaggy P will be the Lakers big free agent splash. Melo and Bron aren't coming. Stephenson will re-up in Indy. Lowry is off the table. No Love trade for a 7th pick(Randle) and Nash.

Having a guy on your team with the name: "Swaggy P." Sweet Jesus.

[ezau]

Diaw is still poleaxed from carrying Duncan to it.

29 teams tried, but only one team won the LOB. That's all that matters. Let us proceed.

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29 teams tried, but only one team won the LOB. That's all that matters. Let us proceed.

I was just checkin' assholes. Calm down.

[ezau]

I was just checkin' assholes. Calm down.

I am calm, content, and happy since Duncan>Kobe.

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I am calm, content, and happy since Duncan>Kobe.

The Bag stays in Texas.

[HemisfairArena]

Having a guy on your team with the name: "Swaggy P." Sweet Jesus.

It doesn't end there,,,Nash's nickname would be Stretch if its up to Laker fans,,,

[Splits]

WTF is Portlandia thinking? Kaman is done, goosed, finito, fertig. I could understand a vet min but 2/10? Dude made $3 and change for the L:lolkers last year and only played in 39 games. Horrible horrible signing.

Come :downspin: this shit tschlong

[Malik Hairston]

Man, Kaman is never going to stop getting paid, tbh..damn, being a coordinated, 7-foot tall man that can run a little is an automatic 10+ mil in the bank, it seems:lol..

[ezau]

The Bag stays in Texas.

But KobeFailed by letting 5>4 slip off his hands. You've nary room.

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But KobeFailed by letting 5>4 slip off his hands. You've nary room.

I warned you after you fucked up last June that your day of reckoning would come sooner or later.

You were that||close to it and fucked up. Now you have to wait at least another year. You'll probably ring next June and then I'll show you how to conduct yourself in such a situation. Until then, just take it.

[HemisfairArena]

If the dude stays healthy,,,,he's worth the money. He is a career 12 and 8 guy. Last year on a suck ass Laker team,,,he couldn't stay healthy and still averaged 10 and 6 in just 19 minutes per game. He's only 32 and the gamble is worth the risk.

[Splits]

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http://i2.minus.com/j2Mh6FCeE8DaD.png

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/gallery/top-10-photoshops-of-chris-kaman-on-the-bench/not-even-miley-can-wake-chris-up.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jygk3k1.png

http://oi58.tinypic.com/29nbkf9.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/jygk3k1.png



Nothing like Hinn. It's comfortable watching it. You want it to be real. He sells it well.

[ezau]

I warned you after you fucked up last June that your day of reckoning would come sooner or later.

You were that||close to it and fucked up. Now you have to wait at least another year. You'll probably ring next June and then I'll show you how to conduct yourself in such a situation. Until then, just take it.

The waiting was worth it, tbh. Some teams never even redeem themselves such as Phoenix and Sacramento. Dallas had to wait 5 years to get one ring, whereas us Spurs fans only waited for 11 months. June 14 was glorious because it was the beginning of Duncan>Kobe. It'll stay that way until Kobe rings, Cul.

[SupremeGuy]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.

[ezau]

http://i5.minus.com/j0EwpiWKmP3Sz.png

http://i2.minus.com/j2Mh6FCeE8DaD.png

http://dailysnark.com/wp-content/gallery/top-10-photoshops-of-chris-kaman-on-the-bench/not-even-miley-can-wake-chris-up.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jygk3k1.png

http://oi58.tinypic.com/29nbkf9.jpg
Splits with the goods per par:rollin

[Thread]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.

That's because you're thinking about what you're going to type to me instead of reading and comprehending what I just "spoke" about. It's a common mistake made by people.

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The waiting was worth it, tbh. Some teams never even redeem themselves such as Phoenix and Sacramento. Dallas had to wait 5 years to get one ring, whereas us Spurs fans only waited for 11 months. June 14 was glorious because it was the beginning of Duncan>Kobe. It'll stay that way until Kobe rings, Cul.

The Bag stays in Texas.

[SupremeGuy]

That's because you're thinking about what you're going to type to me instead of reading and comprehending what I just "spoke" about. It's a common mistake made by people.It's ok, don't worry about it.

[ezau]

The Bag stays in Texas.

We rang, hence, Duncan>Kobe. Let us proceed.

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It's ok, don't worry about it.

Don't condescend me, bub.

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We rang, hence, Duncan>Kobe. Let us proceed.

The Bag stays in Texas.

[ezau]

The Bag stays in Texas.

The bag stays in Vietnam.

[RD2191]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.
:lmao

[Biernutz]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.

He hates it that Tim has 5 rings

[Splits]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.

Very simple explanation:

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7d065c137cc3b9f887b99738a81680fec175fcbc/c=0-365-3038-4420&r=537&c=0-0-534-712/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/06/18/1403145996000-USATSI-7959491.jpg

He doesn't know what to do with himself anymore. 4 years of lame schtick has been rendered useless that he's contorting himself into very uncomfortable positions while muttering about bags and feces.

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:lmao

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious.

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He hates it that Tim has 5 rings


You're wrong, but, your mind is made up.

[Splits]

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[MarioSpeedwagon]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.
Lol'd

[Franklin]

5m/yr is too much for a TOSB Kaman, hope dude doesn't break his knee playing there.

[Sportcamper]

Benny Hinn Kaman...You guys are on it...:lol

The Lakers will deeply miss Kaman’s high energy and enthusiasm…

[Mel_13]

Seriously, Kaman is one of my most hated players all time. I hated him back in 03 when everyone upstairs wanted the Spurs to make a big trade to move up to draft him to replace Robinson. I hated him on LA when he put up empty numbers in years where Brand was injured and then was worthless any time the Clippers had any expectations, I hated him in that 3rd world shithole looking like he was going to cry in that photo with Cornerstone and Aminu, I hated him in Dallas when he put up empty stats and they missed the playoffs, I hated him on LA2 even though he did a good Jerry impersonation. Kaman fucking sucks.

:lol

[Clipper Nation]

I really can't tell what thread argues for or against anymore. Everything he says just seems so bitter regardless of the topic. I hope you get better, thread.
It's the Duncan: 5, KirbyFailed & Duncan>Kirby talkin'.

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It's the Duncan: 5, KirbyFailed & Duncan>Kirby talkin'.

The Bag stays in Texas.

[Clipper Nation]

The Bag stays in Texas.
Kirby moved to Texas?

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Kirby moved to Texas?

"stays" in Texas.

[Clipper Nation]

"stays" in Texas.
Though Kirby must be "staying" in Texas with his bag.