Who is currently the better athlete: Joey Chestnut or Kirby Bryant?

[DMX7]

At this stage is their careers, who is better? Joey or Kirby?

Joey "The Weapon of Mass Digestion" Chestnut

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Kirby Bryant

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BrMZa7OCEAA6gEJ.jpg

[Thread]

Boiled down, which is the only way to prepare a weiner:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

[DMX7]

Boiled down, which is the only way to prepare a weiner:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5


It's joey!

[Clipper Nation]

Nobody eats sausage quite like Kirby.

[jeebus]

Probably Joey. He's able to eat competitively and not turn into a walrus. Kirby goes bandwagoning in South America and blows up. And they probably have the same skill set with a basketball..so yeah, Joey.

[DMX7]

Joey won the event again today. What did Kirby win this season?

[DMC]

Faster recovery: Lakers or Schumacher?

[Mark in Austin]

:lmao

[ironman2886]

Joey Chestnut has won 8 in a row as the alpha on the biggest stage. Kobe hasn't.

[Thread]

^Yet another piss pot chickenshit from upstairs. I spit on you.

[ironman2886]

^Yet another piss pot chickenshit from upstairs. I spit on you.
Why don't you get a Timeshare with Kool aid and retire?

[Thread]

Why don't you get a Timeshare with Kool aid and retire?

I spit on you.

[Biernutz]

a hot dog eater has more rings and cred than Kirby :lol

[jimbo]

Joey Chestnut has won 8 in a row as the alpha on the biggest stage. Kobe hasn't.

:lol

[TampaDude]

TBH, they both excel at swallowing long, thick, meaty things, but Joey has the edge because he rang again this year.

[DMX7]

Joey Chestnut has won 8 in a row as the alpha on the biggest stage. Kobe hasn't.

Joey proposed to his bitch right after winning again today. That's alpha shit. Kirby doesn't know the first thing about being an alpha male.

Look at this, Laker fans! LOOK AT THISSSS! Don't turn away!!!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/kobe_white_hot_02-597x387.png

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

I thought he proposed before hand. Either way he displayed an ability to bend his knee in the process so it's Joey by a mile.

[jeebus]

Is it even appropriate to call Kirby a beta? It's almost disrespecting to betas. Joey just took a hot dog flavored shit all over Kirby's accomplishments today.

[ezau]

Faster recovery: Lakers or Schumacher?

That's cold, son:lol