[WC 14] SEMI-FINAL: BRAZIL vs GERMANY

[urunobili]

Someone post Pop's not 1, not 2 etc gif plz

[dfens]

Total bukakke.

Argentina/Netherlands should go ahead and start preparing their anuses

incorrect. We might be plunging a BRICS country into economic depression and we have probably already influenced their elections but argentina/netherlands don't take 5 because they at least play. These faggots just lay over and took it. At this level, there is zero excuse for such behavior. We are lucky, hope that low holds the team in check and explains them that the next game will not be like this one.

That being said :lol :lol :lol

[dfens]

massive riots incoming :lol

[szumi]

I have Luiz on my team. Hope that nigga doesn't give me negative points. :lol

Do you have Kross?

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

You might as well relax Brazil, it's just another 45-8 minutes more of that.

[SAtown]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif

:lmao

[dfens]

I think argentineans are celebrating this more than germans :lol :rolf

[Muser]

Yeah no way Holland/Argentina get Bukkaked like this.

[Sportstudi]

Worst historic Brazilian international loss was to Uruguay 6-0. Wouldn't mind the Reich surpassing that TBH

In the WC it was 0-3 vs. France in the 1998 final :lol

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/mjJaPQB.gif

[Splits]

How many goals did Germany score?

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4636903/cockypop2.gif

4 goals in 6 minutes? :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[jag]

der Fuhrer would be so proud

[urunobili]

I think argentineans are celebrating this more than germans :lol :rolf

Uruguay says hi tbh

[IronMaxipad]

http://i.imgur.com/mjJaPQB.gif

#rekt

[Amuseddaysleeper]

Holy shit, I did nazi this coming

[lefty]

Holy shit, I did nazi this coming
:lol

[Fireball]

I enjoy this quite a bit ... this mirrors our consecutive 20 point beatdowns of the Heat in the Finals

[Muser]

Brazil still have to play the 3rd/4th place game on Saturday rofl

[dfens]

I enjoy this quite a bit ... this mirrors our consecutive 20 point beatdowns of the Heat in the Finals

:lol there is no comparison to that. As a laker fan I'm saying that for brasil this has to feel losing a series in 4 with your average game looking like 6 in 2008. :lol

[IronMaxipad]

Holy shit, I did nazi this coming

http://i.imgur.com/cfcQH3l.gif

[urunobili]

http://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/assets/4636903/cockypop2.gif

[Bynumite]

Couldn't have happened to a bigger bunch of faggots.

Brazil exposed as the scrub infested, ref-reliant, flopping team that they are. This would have been a curbstomp with or without the faggot Neymar.

[Slomo]

This won't be the first time that thousands of Germans will have to lie low in Brazil for a while for their own safety.

[Bynumite]

Too bad i missed the 1st half... still in time for the 10-0 though.

[lefty]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki4ubHKz01qi7gjjo1_400.gif

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

This was the Blitzkrieg against a bunch of MMA fighters. They just rolled the Panzers, didn't even need the Luftwaffe.

[ElNono]

hope they don't burn down the stadium for tomorrow's game :lol

[Blizzardwizard]

It's all my fault guys. Changing Luiz to captain angered unsure fussball gott :cry

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

LOL 0-5 down and diving for penalties! Unbelievable bunch this Brazil squad, completely deserved outcome for them.

[NASpurs]

Do you have Kross?

You better believe it. :lol Did you captain anyone in this game?

[Texas_Ranger]

Brazil probably thinks this ref is just as stupid as the japanese one.

[resistanze]

Wow Oscar is a faggot. Can't even score for my team.

[NASpurs]

Kroos already with 18 points :lol

Lahm with 10.

[Muser]

Looks like Scolari gave them the Alex Ferguson treatment

[Muser]

Neur is ridiculous

[Jodelo]

Germany inviting Brazil to score...

[resistanze]

Kroos already with 18 points :lol

Lahm with 10.

I have Hulk :lmao

Already replaced him with Robben.

[urunobili]

Neuer :cry

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

World Cups won by Brazil on Brazilian soil: 0/2 :lol:lol:lol

[lefty]

Kroos will look good in that Madrid MF

[NASpurs]

I have Hulk :lmao

Already replaced him with Robben.

I was going to get Hulk for some Brazilian offensive coverage but then I did the opposite and stacked up on seven German players. :lol

[lefty]

you knew it was going to be a rough night for Brazil when they entered the pitch holding hands


They did the same thing before the 98 WC Final

Thuram noticed it right away and knew Brazil was scared

[spyder]

Holy shit these memes and gifs are fucking priceless!!:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Sportstudi]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1919618_904620502898078_5758858537077331007_n.jpg

[urunobili]

World Cups won by Brazil on Brazilian soil: 0/2 :lol:lol:lol

:lmao

Argentina and Uruguay both 1-0 tbh

[lefty]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1919618_904620502898078_5758858537077331007_n.jpg

Algeria still with the best performance vs Germany in this WC :lmao

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Brazilians chanting against Fred :lol

[lefty]

http://i.imgur.com/9HWzJgT.png

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

LOL, embarrasing. 5 goals down and the only tactic is to dive for Penaldos.

[pookenstein]

Still not done diving... Br:lolzil

[xeromass]

Let's get this party started :downspin:

http://images.scribblelive.com/2014/7/8/a6203595-fcc4-41c3-83da-4f519e8c27d8_800.jpg

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

What was that chant in the Argentina games the Brazilians were doing? Penta-goleado? :lol

[pookenstein]

Game reminds me of this...:
_tXwRwc9WNA

[urunobili]

:lmao 6

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

:lmao Keep 'em coming boys!

[resistanze]

I was going to get Hulk for some Brazilian offensive coverage but then I did the opposite and stacked up on seven German players. :lol

:lmao

[Muser]

Dat marking

[velik_m]

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/74/74e004eeea3edb4c231d09763dfacf85bb6bf56184b0dfc8c7 aaaf5ed3e55a27.jpg

[urunobili]

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10347626_865957476762674_6461096868301375772_n.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

Prolly gonna be Robben and van Persie vs. Anne Frank's killers.

[Muser]

Feel bad for Fred getting booed everytime he's on the camera

[urunobili]

https://scontent-a-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10525744_10203045143902814_5562531560119153589_n.j pg

[Sportstudi]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10352580_10152249763431139_4647994129567140604_n.j pg?oh=d41f3d269f1d9c7279fd7c4e8caf2864&oe=541FD3A7

[Splits]

Europeans just beating teams they're supposed to beat, dominating another WC

[Slomo]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10352580_10152249763431139_4647994129567140604_n.j pg?oh=d41f3d269f1d9c7279fd7c4e8caf2864&oe=541FD3A7

:lol

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

At least they shaved for the occasion

http://iwaxcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/iwax-international-wax-center-european-and-brazilian-waxing-types.jpg

[Sportstudi]

David Luiz... what a cu*t

[velik_m]

That was a really nice goal :lmao

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

LMFAO :lol

[Muser]

Is this real?

[resistanze]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[urunobili]

Germany just surpassed Uruguay in providing Brazil their worst historic loss (7-0 to UY's 6-0). Proud of the Reich tbh :tu

[SAtown]

Trannies :lmao

[spurraider21]

lol soccer players with afros

[The Gemini Method]

Brazil is probably going to be set ablaze after this massacre.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

ref plz add 6 minutes to keep enjoying this.

[resistanze]

Feel bad for Fred getting booed everytime he's on the camera

Yeah, who fucking fault is it bringing fucking Fred to a WC?

[Sportstudi]

2nd highest German victory at a WC :lol only second to that 8-0 vs. Saudi Arabia in 2002 :lol

[Robz4000]

:lmao poverty ball

[urunobili]

2nd highest German victory at a WC :lol only second to that 8-0 vs. Saudi Arabia in 2002 :lol

I hope they don't push it further tbh. That 8-0 ended up being a jinx

[Jodelo]

Surreal...

[Muser]

Brazilian fans giving Germany the oles rofl

[pookenstein]

Need Müller to score at least one more...

[TampaDude]

This is an epic beatdown the likes of which you will not often see.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Teams that went 0-5 into halftime in World Cup matches:

Zaire (1974)
Haiti (1974)
Brazil (2014)

:lol

[The Gemini Method]

Zaire and Haiti you expect...Brazil :lmao

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDTUJ7CYAE4UH4.jpg

[TampaDude]

I don't think this one's going to extra time... :lol

[TampaDude]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDTUJ7CYAE4UH4.jpg

:lmao

[velik_m]

Arsenalol

[resistanze]

Of course Ozil chokes in a 7-0 game. God I hate that weak faggot :lol

[resistanze]

Yes Oscar!!! For my fantasy team :lmao

[Muser]

Comeback is on!!

[spurraider21]

lol faggot turk on Germany fucks up an easy goal and the shutout

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Schweinsteiger fuming at choker Ozil from 8-0 to 7-1

[The Gemini Method]

You know its bad when Team USA is a tougher test for the Nazis...or Lefty's people...

[urunobili]

The prayers done by the Brazilians should include their houses not being burnt etc :depressed

[pgardn]

Ozil needs to sit in the finals.

He sucks. Madrid must have known they were dealing with burnout.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDWo0yIQAIEP4g.jpg

[pookenstein]

If only Neymar could have played...

[Splits]

German fans told to stay in the building and will be escorted out. :lol

[whitemamba]

I never seen anything like that in my entire life.

[IronMaxipad]

lol minnows

[pookenstein]

I have nothing against brazilians, but fuck me sideways, seeing their fans cry is sweet.

[The Gemini Method]

I never seen anything like that in my entire life.

The Super Bowl was pretty much the same deal. Except it wasn't a home game for the Broncos. :lmao Brasil.

[spurraider21]

among the glorious victory, i'm also glad the turk got embarrassed

[TampaDude]

Krauts give Brazil a pity goal in garbage time.

Germany is going to win it all.

[whitemamba]

The Super Bowl was pretty much the same deal. Except it wasn't a home game for the Broncos. :lmao Brasil.

yeah but 7 fucking goals? thats like scoring 3000 touchdowns.

[urunobili]

Great words by Brazilian Goalkeeper at the end of the game :cry

[urunobili]

Luiz crying :cry

[TampaDude]

Great words by Brazilian Goalkeeper at the end of the game :cry

What did he say?

[The Gemini Method]

All-Euro Final.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://i.minus.com/ikXZVCbjtg7ZP.jpg

[urunobili]

What did he say?

Among other things, he said he would have preferred to lose 1-0 with a mistake done by him than 7-1. But he was classy and apologizing to the entire country and assuming that Germany was way better.

[szumi]

[QUOTE=NASpurs;7488313]You better believe it. :lol Did you captain anyone in this game?[/QUO


I have 7 German players in my team:)Kross included. No players from Brazil fortunately.

[it's me]

That ass deserved to be tapped in a historical fashion tbh. ....... keep praying mother fuckers.

[dfens]

http://i.minus.com/ikXZVCbjtg7ZP.jpg

cooooold :lmao:lmao:lmao

[RD2191]

Serious question, will there be suicides or murders in Brazil tonight?

[IronMaxipad]

486626515241959424

[NASpurs]

[QUOTE=NASpurs;7488313]You better believe it. :lol Did you captain anyone in this game?[/QUO


I have 7 German players in my team:)Kross included. No players from Brazil fortunately.


Yeah same here, I also have 7 Germans but I captained Hummels unfortunately.

[Sportstudi]

If only Neymar could have played...

wouldn't have changed aything.

[szumi]

[QUOTE=szumi;7488486]

Yeah same here, I also have 7 Germans but I captained Hummels unfortunately.

Me too:)

[The Gemini Method]

wouldn't have changed aything.

If Silva and Neymar played it would probably have been 5-1. Still, would be weary of shooting your load and get star-crossed in the final.

[pookenstein]

wouldn't have changed aything.

That's why I used the blue font, tbh.

[pookenstein]

If Silva and Neymar played it would probably have been 5-1. Still, would be weary of shooting your load and get star-crossed in the final.

Totally agree. I don't want to see Holland in the final.

[The Gemini Method]

Totally agree. I don't want to see Holland in the final.

After today, I think you guys take it all. However, the Dutch have that never-won-one-hunger that is scary. They're like the Seahawks in respect that they've never been to the promise land. But Argentina would like nothing better than to make it to the final on their hated rival's soil so there's that storyline.

[NASpurs]

Me too:)

Seems like it's going to go down the wire between you and I for that second spot. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

Seems like it's going to go down the wire between you and I for that second spot. :lol

Do you get a consolation prize for finishing 2nd?

[dfens]

After today, I think you guys take it all. However, the Dutch have that never-won-one-hunger that is scary. They're like the Seahawks in respect that they've never been to the promise land. But Argentina would like nothing better than to make it to the final on their hated rival's soil so there's that storyline.

I hope netherlands beats argentina just to see how argentina will destroy brasil in the 3rd place final .... in order to basically assure month long riots! :lol

I have faith we beat the dutch .. we did it throughout the years tbh.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://k42.kn3.net/taringa/1/9/3/9/4/7/32/johnny_te_toco/014.gif

[Sportstudi]

http://k42.kn3.net/taringa/1/9/3/9/4/7/32/johnny_te_toco/014.gif

:lmao

[dfens]

http://k42.kn3.net/taringa/1/9/3/9/4/7/32/johnny_te_toco/014.gif

soo good on so many levels. Only one sign missing and it would've been a masterpiece :lol

[Jodelo]

soo good on so many levels. Only one sign missing and it would've been a masterpiece :lol

Neymar on the face of the monkey?

[NASpurs]

Do you get a consolation prize for finishing 2nd?

No but we're losing to one of the top players in the world so everyone is playing for second. :lol

[The Gemini Method]

I have watched more WC games this time around than I have ever in the WC since I started watching back in 94. Crazy. This was a comedy of epic proportions.

[Sportstudi]

Total WC participations:

Brazil: 20 (every WC)
Germany: 18 (no money in 1930 to travel to Uruguay, banned in 1950 after WW II)

Goals scored in total:
Brazil: 220
Germany: 223

[urunobili]

Total WC participations:

Brazil: 20 (every WC)
Germany: 18 (no money in 1930 to travel to Uruguay, banned in 1950 after WW II)

Goals scored in total:
Brazil: 220
Germany: 223

With all that said; now you need to ring to match Italy tbh :tu

[The Gemini Method]

Brazil = the Cowboys of soccer

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/5036/so9.gif

[Sportstudi]

With all that said; now you need to ring to match Italy tbh :tu

If we do, we are ahead of them as after a tie in wins the podium counts as well, 2nd and 3rd places.

[The Gemini Method]

If we do, we are ahead of them as after a tie in wins the podium counts as well, 2nd and 3rd places.

C'mon who really counts 2nd and 3rd place finishes? It's all about the ring...you'll have a 4 star to put above your crest. Also, ze Germans would probably be closer to their 5th than the Italians would be...

[Jodelo]

Man, if only Reus would be healthy...

[pookenstein]

http://k42.kn3.net/taringa/1/9/3/9/4/7/32/johnny_te_toco/014.gif

:rollin

[urunobili]

If we do, we are ahead of them as after a tie in wins the podium counts as well, 2nd and 3rd places.

and you're welcome after we knocked them out of the competition tbh :tu :lol

[The Gemini Method]

More like chewed them out of the competition...

[pookenstein]

C'mon who really counts 2nd and 3rd place finishes? It's all about the ring.

Correct.

[Jodelo]

https://scontent-b-fra.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/q71/s720x720/906317_10152469168106840_8501179802605758088_o.jpg

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

Don't know if this translates well outside of Spanish, but nevertheless... Argie TV news channel

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10523354_635943536513016_4665400416409443502_n.jpg

[Sportstudi]

Man, if only Reus would be healthy...

oh boy... I don't want to imagine this...

[Sportstudi]

Don't know if this translates well outside of Spanish, but nevertheless... Argie TV news channel

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10523354_635943536513016_4665400416409443502_n.jpg

:lmao

[resistanze]

Don't know if this translates well outside of Spanish, but nevertheless... Argie TV news channel

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10523354_635943536513016_4665400416409443502_n.jpg
translation from Mexican, please?

[The Gemini Method]

translation from Mexican, please?

It's South Amurican Bean Spanish, bruh to be honest.

[Jodelo]

oh boy... I don't want to imagine this...

Unbeatable, tbh.

Still, the final is a whole different game!

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

translation from Mexican, please?

Here's English wikipedia, lemme know if you need translation Roberto

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Et_cetera

[DAF86]

:lmao

I was hoping for the Brazilians to start breaking some legs, if this was Argentina losing 7-1 Germany would have goten with half the team broken to the final.

[ElNono]

http://cdn01.am.infobae.com/adjuntos/163/imagenes/011/266/0011266677.jpg

[ElNono]

486621399495098368

[ElNono]

486619305480839168

[ElNono]

486617871150096384

[ElNono]

486614899758727169

[ElNono]

"We all know how this is going to end"

486614489517674496

:lmao

[Aztecfan03]

Just now saw the score.

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Relevancy]

Theres no stopping these germans, they are cold hearted..... Not even holland can stop them.

[urunobili]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10471381_262160713990450_470443135220970421_n.jpg

[lefty]

:lmao Falcao trolling Brazil


Y pensar que Brasil tiene que jugar por el 3er puesto el sábado.

[Sportstudi]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1910640_904673992892729_9173809704477556529_n.jpg

[Sportstudi]

https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10463938_904673952892733_1078314874355268456_n.jpg

[jag]

:lmao Nono going HAM in here

[Sportstudi]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10309493_904674019559393_7670088432795998087_n.jpg

[lefty]

https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/1910640_904673992892729_9173809704477556529_n.jpg
:cry yes


Ghana and Algeria played against Germany better than any other team in this WC tbh :lol
resistanze :cry

[Franklin]

7-1, :lmao

[HI-FI]

:lol
this shit was awesome. watched the game, didn't follow the thread but imagined everyone was laughing their asses off.

hoping the Krauts win the whole thing.

[Sportstudi]

https://s1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/f6Ozts1plYx87E.tBwe4Tg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTU0MDtweW9mZj0wO3E9Nz U7dz05NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/de_DE/Sports/Eurosport/1275223-27496288-2560-1440.jpg

[The Gemini Method]

:lol murder on the pitch

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

https://scontent-a-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10456440_788410467859175_7223452203336915750_n.png

[DAF86]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10471381_262160713990450_470443135220970421_n.jpg

Don't get it.

[lefty]

Don't get it.

Of course not

Germany and Uruguay beat Brazil in Brazil during the 1950 and 2014 WC

[xeromass]

BBC trolling :lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDtcM4CEAA48hD.jpg

[resistanze]

:cry yes


Ghana and Algeria played against Germany better than any other team in this WC tbh :lol
resistanze :cry
:lol so true

[Brazil]

my niggah Brazil (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=14466)


How is it down there ? :lol

Guys are sad tbh

They are rooting now for Argentina to win so humiliation is complete :lol

embarrasing

[Sportstudi]

https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/mkzzj2FWiJtWPuz6sBMgdg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NQ--/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/Reuters/NEYUMARTS0.jpg

[ElNono]

They are rooting now for Argentina to win

:lol this is BS... they're all Oranje right now...

[hater]

:lmao Bertebrazo :lmao

serves them right. Tried to injure Colombia out of the tournament. Karma is one mean BITCH

[Venti Quattro]

:lmao I watched it with Brazilian colleagues

[lefty]

Guys are sad tbh

They are rooting now for Argentina to win so humiliation is complete :lol

embarrasing
:lol

[lefty]

I got that Brazilian chick.s phone number last week

Now might be the right time to call her, she needs a hug :D

[djohn2oo8]

I got that Brazilian chick.s phone number last week

Now might be the right time to call her, she needs a hug :D lefty, with a power move.

[Venti Quattro]

Even Tim Howard wouldn't be able to save Brazil. :lol :lol

[urunobili]

Don't get it.

Forever haunted by Uruguay in 1950, forever haunted by Germany in 2014

[Bill_Brasky]

I got that Brazilian chick.s phone number last week

Now might be the right time to call her, she needs a hug :D

the game is strong with this one

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

I've rewatched the game, and 'tho Germany's performance was very strong, the Brazilian defense/midfield made schoolboy-level errors. Specially Marcelo, David Luiz and Fernandinho.

1) Marcelo. Worst of the bunch. Went to the German half, but carrying the ball instead of attacking the space. Lost possesion and tracked back really slowly. Conceeded the corner for the first goal and the throw-in for the second that way. In the second goal he also followed Muller's diagonal run into his own box instead of watching the rest of the defensive line, which was going forward to play offside. He got late to challenge the cross in the 3rd goal because he was out of position. And in the 4th he got caught and played the entire German team onside.

2) David Luiz. He got stuck with Klose in Germany's first goal when he was man-marking Muller in that corner kick. He worried more about Klose setting a pick on him rather than following Muller, and his bad positioning let Muller score. You always have to be between the player you should mark and the goal, if he beats you on the air, then good on him, the rest is nonsense. The rest of the Brazilian defense didn't help, because it looked like they didn't know if they were marking zone or man-to-man. He went out awfully in the German 4th goal to challenge while the rest of the line was going backwards.

3) Fernandinho. Didn't win a single ball back in those minutes and he was out of position, going late to intercept passes and leaving the Germans a huge space to attack the Brazilians central backs ball-in-feet. When he realized this, he moved right along the two central backs and left Oscar alone, leaving even more space to the German attack.

The rest didn't help: Hulk for all his suposed defensive work rate didn't track back once, same for Bernard. Dante was disoriented and late to most coverings. Luiz Gustavo was MIA and Maicon had the dubious honour of being the least horrible out of that back 4. Overall, appalling defense for this stage and for a team which its suposed strength lie in that aspect. They had both individual and collective blunders.

[DD]

Too much
--Slomo

[lefty]

:lol David Luiz

http://beta.hstor.org/getpro/habr/comment_images/93d/1ce/3d3/93d1ce3d386481e561e3b4033acf405d.gif

[DD]

:lol
this shit was awesome. watched the game, didn't follow the thread but imagined everyone was laughing their asses off.

hoping the Krauts win the whole thing.

goddamnit I wish I didn't have to sleep! Watching all-day highlights on AFN today, and will reread

[Venti Quattro]

Game reminds me of this...:
_tXwRwc9WNA

Fair point, but remember that this was over two legs. Germany beat Brazil 7-1 in 90 minutes. :lmao :lmao :lmao

[lefty]

http://a.espncdn.com/combiner/i/?img=/photo/2014/0708/soc_r_scolari01jr_1296x729.jpg&w=904&h=509&scale=crop&site=espnfc

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://global3.memecdn.com/match_o_3497483.gif

[Brazil]

:lol this is BS... they're all Oranje right now...

Nah true story... Some brazilians are now rooting for Los hermanos :lol

[hater]

Hopefully Argentina loses 4-0 and entire South American FIFA mafia will be exposed :lol love it :lmao

[ElNono]

:lol FIFA mafia is alive and well all over the world, tbh...

Fifa partner's CEO Ray Whelan arrested over ticket scam

Brazilian police have arrested the chief executive of a Fifa partner company as part of investigations into the illegal sale of World Cup tickets.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-28205082

[Venti Quattro]

Brazil will go out firing for Neymar and for country and they'll take the first thirty minutes as some sort of an indignation rally for the "travesty" that happened to that faggot Neymar. Germany has to weather that if they want to win this game. Eventually the emotions will level, Brazil will get a little tired and that's where Germany can beat them methodically. Of course if they get an early goal, the better for their chances obviously.


The Brazilian crowd can't save German shots and neither they can intercept the Frankfurter crosses. They also can't score goals for their team. Chile were vastly outnumbered and they almost beat Brazil in the Rd of 16. The most they can do is pump a lot of emotional inspiration on their players, which wears out especially if they lack execution. Proper execution still beats a charge of emotions.
hater not saying you were wrong but I predicted this game tbh. Well, except that Germany sucked the life out of the Brazilians in Belo Horizonte 10 minures in.

:lmao Brazil, so predictable

[Baam]

http://i.imgur.com/Qz9dK96.gif

[Venti Quattro]

Germany should have been up 6-0 before 35'. Fernandinho should have been called for a handball on Kross' shot.

[TDMVPDPOY]

surrendering in under 20mins...more epic then france surrendering to germans when it cross its borders in ww2 without an effort?

dont know why those idiot brazil fans were crying even after a few goals, did they really thought they had a chance of beating or even puttin up a match against this german side?

delusional with or without silva/neyma, the brazil team was poorly put togethere anyway, they had no business advancing this far in the tournament

[mudyez]

When the first view goals were scored my girldfriends sister called us right after. At one point in the game we just pointed to the phone and whoops Germany scored every time.

[Baam]

http://i.imgur.com/Qz9dK96.gif

Damn he even made the cover of the Gazzetta :

http://www.marca.com/imagenes/2014/07/09/revista_de_prensa/1404885615_extras_mosaico_noticia_6_g_0.jpg

[Venti Quattro]

Even the Empire State is impressed
486631982936629248
:lmao :lmao Brazil

[Sportstudi]

What's the difference between the Selecao and Oscar Pistorious? Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on target.

[Jodelo]

What's the difference between the Selecao and Oscar Pistorious? Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on target.

:lmao

[elemento]

Germany's game to lose tbh. Much better team, better individual talent and better coach. They're ready to win the WC again. It's now or never.


Germany plays as a team, Brazil doesn't. Brazil usually relies on individual talent, but this time they don't have any superstar talent to face Germany. We could say that Brazil/Germany have similar talent defensively, but offensively Germany wins and it's not even close. And I am counting the bench here as well. Brazil's bench is pathetic because of Scolari's pathetic choices.

Seriously, I don't see Brazil winning this match unless a miracle or a massive choke from Germany happen.

Called it tbh

Maracanazo was nothing compared to that Blitzkrieg that happened yesterday. Brazil fell apart without Silva controlling the defense and apparently Scolari thought that he would be able to beat Germany losing the midfield and with Hulk, Fred and Bernard as their main strikes. What a fucking failure of a coach. :lmao

ST was off for days, at least for me in Brazil but I came here to congratulate Sportstudi and all the other German fans. Germany is ready to win the 4th title. This German team wasn't built in a few months. It started back in 2000 after the Euro when Germany started to invest money to develop young talent. Now they're getting the results with massive young talent. It's definitely something that Brazil could learn from.

As for Brazil, "pao e circo" is over.

[Sportstudi]

Called it tbh

Maracanazo was nothing compared to that Blitzkrieg that happened yesterday. Brazil fell apart without Silva controlling the defense and apparently Scolari thought that he would be able to beat Germany losing the midfield and with Hulk, Fred and Bernard as their main strikes. What a fucking failure of a coach. :lmao

ST was off for days, at least for me in Brazil but I came here to congratulate Sportstudi and all the other German fans. Germany is ready to win the 4th title. This German team wasn't built in a few months. It started back in 2000 after the Euro when Germany started to invest money to develop young talent. Now they're getting the results with massive young talent. It's definitely something that Brazil could learn from.

As for Brazil, "pao e circo" is over.

Thanks a lot! :toast You said you will come and you delivered. Hat off for your words, I really appreciate it.

Scolari was a moron, I agree. But I do also think that even with Neymar and Silva Germany would have won that game. Of course not that high, but likely still convincing. That was soccer close to perfection yesterday, especially in the first half.

[mudyez]

Called it tbh

Maracanazo was nothing compared to that Blitzkrieg that happened yesterday. Brazil fell apart without Silva controlling the defense and apparently Scolari thought that he would be able to beat Germany losing the midfield and with Hulk, Fred and Bernard as their main strikes. What a fucking failure of a coach. :lmao

ST was off for days, at least for me in Brazil but I came here to congratulate Sportstudi and all the other German fans. Germany is ready to win the 4th title. This German team wasn't built in a few months. It started back in 2000 after the Euro when Germany started to invest money to develop young talent. Now they're getting the results with massive young talent. It's definitely something that Brazil could learn from.

As for Brazil, "pao e circo" is over.

This man knows his shit.

I think over time every european country can emulate the things Germany did regarding football but it will be hard for others. If you are a good young soccer player e.g. in Brazil, agents just want to make money of you, caring only about not beeing dumped by you before you got them a nice payday. That said, you will only become a world class player, if you get to one of the big european leagues and its more luck than anything in which situation you will land. Your on your own and chances are that you will be back home when your contract is up. In Germany its way easier to land in the right situation and even late bloomers can make it (see miroslav Klose which came out of nowhere without beeing in one of the youth national teams). You can stay home longer, agents will look at the long therm gain (not always but they will get into trouble if they break certain rules), and if you bomb somewhere you will get a second chance.

[mudyez]

Thanks a lot! :toast You said you will come and you delivered. Hat off for your words, I really appreciate it.

Scolari was a moron, I agree. But I do also think that even with Neymar and Silva Germany would have won that game. Of course not that high, but likely still convincing. That was soccer close to perfection yesterday, especially in the first half.

Not saying Germany wasn't the better team, but we gotta be carefull about the 1:7 thing. If we don't score the 0:1 Brazil may not fall apart at all and maybe, just maybe, it's still 0:0 at halftime. The way it happened, Brazil didn't know how they wanted to respond. Weather the storm and defend? Try to even the game right away? Their Coach and Captain are responsible for that. They just broke appart and matters got even worse when we scored the 0:2. Germany deserved the win and played great, but nobody should act like we are 1:7 better than Brazil.

I feel with them. They never acted realy cocky in my book and you could tell, that they carried the weight of the world or Brazil for that matter in their shoulders. All the weeping showed it. If the World Cup wasn't in Brazil they may have played better.

[lefty]

Even the Empire State is impressed
486631982936629248
:lmao :lmao Brazil
:lmao

[mudyez]

Even the Empire State is impressed
486631982936629248
:lmao :lmao Brazil

To bad Iran didn't make it.

[Sportstudi]

Not saying Germany wasn't the better team, but we gotta be carefull about the 1:7 thing. If we don't score the 0:1 Brazil may not fall apart at all and maybe, just maybe, it's still 0:0 at halftime. The way it happened, Brazil didn't know how they wanted to respond. Weather the storm and defend? Try to even the game right away? Their Coach and Captain are responsible for that. They just broke appart and matters got even worse when we scored the 0:2. Germany deserved the win and played great, but nobody should act like we are 1:7 better than Brazil.

I feel with them. They never acted realy cocky in my book and you could tell, that they carried the weight of the world or Brazil for that matter in their shoulders. All the weeping showed it. If the World Cup wasn't in Brazil they may have played better.

Of course the first goal helped immensely. That's not even a question. Without that first goal it might have been a very long game. And I never ever said that Germany is 7 times better than Brazil. Only a moron would think that way. After the second goal Brazil fell apart, they were in panic and all that led to those remarkable 6 minutes in which Germany scored 4 goals.

I was also happily surprised that this game wasn't anywhere close to style of play Brazil used vs. Chile and Colombia. Basically no fouling at all, they didn't behave badly in any way. Nice to see. And I agree, the WC held in Brazil caused insane pressure on them, they just broke.

[Venti Quattro]

6 of Germany's goals were from counter attacks. Yeah their (BRA) strikers were bad but the Brazil defense broke down worse than Abou Diaby

[Sportstudi]

6 of Germany's goals were from counter attacks. Yeah their strikers are bad but the Brazil defense broke down wose than Abou Diaby

Don't remind me of that clown... I would be happy as f*ck not to see him in an Arsenal jersey again. He's always hurt.

[Sportstudi]

To bad Iran didn't make it.

:lmao :lmao :lmao

[Venti Quattro]

Don't remind me of that clown... I would be happy as f*ck not to see him in an Arsenal jersey again. He's always hurt.
That's the point... You or any of us never see him because he is always injured.

[Venti Quattro]

To bad Iran didn't make it.

Or Mexico didn't win 7-1 in the semi-final tbh

[urunobili]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/15165_10152509691325944_6892636879699570904_n.jpg

[ManuLoco]

Everyone is acting like Germany is all the sudden the inventors of football, when in fact they are the biggest chokers of the last decade. And the bitches who whine the most during pre-game. I had them winning the WC before this match, now I'm not so sure. I think it will be between Argentina or Netherlands. Germany will choke.

[Venti Quattro]

Brazil had 51% possession

[The Gemini Method]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDdyxTCUAASE7G.jpg Things more likely to happen than Brazil winning the 2014 world cup hehe

[ManuLoco]

http://i.imgur.com/07L7QNx.jpg

[lefty]

Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) :lmao

here's an animated map of the game trending, take note of how insane the reaction gets when they hit 5 goals.

?http://cartodb.com/v/worldcup/match/?TC=x&vis=31ed2e2a-06ce-11e4-8c1d-0e230854a1cb&h=t&t=Brazil,FFCC00%7CGermany,B40903&m=7%2F8%2F2014%2017:00:00%20GMT,7%2F8%2F2014%2018: 52:00GMT&g=108%7C11,23,24,26,29,87,97#/2/-17.5/-5.8/0

[Venti Quattro]

Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) :lmao

here's an animated map of the game trending, take note of how insane the reaction gets when they hit 5 goals.

?http://cartodb.com/v/worldcup/match/?TC=x&vis=31ed2e2a-06ce-11e4-8c1d-0e230854a1cb&h=t&t=Brazil,FFCC00%7CGermany,B40903&m=7%2F8%2F2014%2017:00:00%20GMT,7%2F8%2F2014%2018: 52:00GMT&g=108%7C11,23,24,26,29,87,97#/2/-17.5/-5.8/0
:lmao no geotagged tweets from China

[lefty]

:lmao no geotagged tweets from China
:lol

[mudyez]

Venti Quattro (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=17094) :lmao

here's an animated map of the game trending, take note of how insane the reaction gets when they hit 5 goals.

?http://cartodb.com/v/worldcup/match/?TC=x&vis=31ed2e2a-06ce-11e4-8c1d-0e230854a1cb&h=t&t=Brazil,FFCC00%7CGermany,B40903&m=7%2F8%2F2014%2017:00:00%20GMT,7%2F8%2F2014%2018: 52:00GMT&g=108%7C11,23,24,26,29,87,97#/2/-17.5/-5.8/0

http://www.michaelbransonsmith.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ds106-strategy-winner-education.gif

[The Gemini Method]

On that map, the U.S. is pretty lit up for a non-soccer nation...

[IrisHockey]

Too much
--Slomo

lol what was the comment? must've been good but fucking slomo had to delete it

[lefty]

lol what was the comment? must've been good but fucking slomo had to delete it
must have been some nazi pic

[Venti Quattro]

lol what was the comment? must've been good but fucking slomo had to delete it

I saw that. Think it was the pile of dead bodies being hauled off by the SS

[Venti Quattro]

On that map, the U.S. is pretty lit up for a non-soccer nation...

Probably 1 million retweets of Klinsmann jizzing on his Twitter timeline.

[The Gemini Method]

I saw that. Think it was the pile of dead bodies being hauled off by the SS

Tasteless, tbh.

[lefty]

http://futbol.as.com/futbol/imagenes/2014/07/08/album/1404852790_849259_1404855268_album_grande.jpghttp://abload.de/img/imageosuk6.jpg

[xellos88330]

That was an epic beatdown. Glad I watched it.

[Jodelo]

http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9W7bG_460s.jpg

[Sportstudi]

http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aG9W7bG_460s.jpg

You cannot but feel sorry for this old guy. Great picture. He belongs to this group: https://www.facebook.com/gauchosnacopa

[The Gemini Method]

Shouldn't diss the fan with the trophy--he did give it to a group of German fans...said go get the real one.

[Sportstudi]

Shouldn't diss the fan with the trophy--he did give it to a group of German fans...said go get the real one.

I know. It's also written on the fb-page I posted. Great gesture from a true fan. Great sportsmanship!

[Jodelo]

The only picture where i feel/felt sorry.

[Sportstudi]

The only picture where i feel/felt sorry.

Same.

[The Gemini Method]

I feel bad for the poor of Brazil who were again left on the sidelines while the gov't pushed for a frivolous show of spending for this event. It should be, like the Olympics, be given to countries with at least a solid standing and not to ones who are economically depressed. But lol at the hot chicks crying :cry

[Sportstudi]

Germany has scored more goals in 1 match than England has scored in 2 WCs :lol

Goals in the last four world cups:

England: 17

Miroslav Klose: 16 + 1 game still to play

[The Gemini Method]

Germany have score more goals in 1 match than England has scored in 2 WCs :lol

Goals in the last four world cups:

England: 17

Miroslav Klose: 16 + 1 game still to play

:lol England

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol I hope Brazil gets another beatdown in the 3rd place game on Saturday

[Infinite_limit]

Fk I need to find time and go thru all these threads. So much WIN

[Venti Quattro]

resistanze

http://img.fifa.com/mm/photo/tournament/competition/02/40/19/24/2401924_full-lnd.jpg

:lmao :lmao :lmao