[WC 14] SEMI-FINAL: BRAZIL vs GERMANY

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2005 Confederations Cup
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afW9wDBEO8s






2002 World Cup Final
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lnK6fJnfKQ


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Germany in 6 games

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That 2002 WC Final

Klose only 24 years old, looks so young. Germany starting an all White lineup :king



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYYdOYBx08

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German Recent Loses

2006: Semi-Final to Italy
2008: Final to Spain
2010: Semi-Final to Spain
2012: Semi-Final to Italy

[DD]

Germany 3, Brazil 1

[lefty]

Lol Tiago Silva will miss this game too

[dfens]

chelsea - bayern ucl final reloaded tbh.

[Franklin]

the Reich in 7, imho

[Venti Quattro]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/71f511e30f6fc020211ff439fb07da2a/tumblr_n7sfspy56v1qb0d8ro1_500.gif

[resistanze]

Both these teams have looked like crap. Germany should win, but home cooking and Semi-Finals Germany might rear it's ugly head.

[DAF86]

Damn, Brazil is Germany's grandpa. Daddy doesn't make that H2H justice.

[Infinite_limit]

Both these teams have looked like crap. Germany should win, but home cooking and Semi-Finals Germany might rear it's ugly head.
Germany is the most consistent team in this Tournament

[elemento]

Germany's game to lose tbh. Much better team, better individual talent and better coach. They're ready to win the WC again. It's now or never.

[Sportstudi]

Germany's game to lose tbh. Much better team, better individual talent and better coach. They're ready to win the WC again. It's now or never.

Much better team? Brazil isn't a bad team despite having to play without Neymar and Silva.

And in terms of individual talent this is also very debateable. I do agree though that Germany has the better "team" as it's much more cohesive IMO.

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Team is badly missing Reus. He would offer the breakaway speed that it's lacking. Goetze has prob been the biggest disappointment. Whenever I see a German lose the ball or give up on an exchange it seems to be Ozil

[Sportstudi]

Team is badly missing Reus. He would offer the breakaway speed that it's lacking. Goetze has prob been the biggest disappointment. Whenever I see a German lose the ball or give up on an exchange it seems to be Ozil

Götze has been horrible so far. Same for Özil. Reus is such a tough loss, impossible to replace. And Gündogan would have been a good sub for Khedira and Schweinsteiger. But he has been injured since autumn, unfortunately.

[elemento]

Much better team? Brazil isn't a bad team despite having to play without Neymar and Silva.

And in terms of individual talent this is also very debateable. I do agree though that Germany has the better "team" as it's much more cohesive IMO.

Germany plays as a team, Brazil doesn't. Brazil usually relies on individual talent, but this time they don't have any superstar talent to face Germany. We could say that Brazil/Germany have similar talent defensively, but offensively Germany wins and it's not even close. And I am counting the bench here as well. Brazil's bench is pathetic because of Scolari's pathetic choices.

Seriously, I don't see Brazil winning this match unless a miracle or a massive choke from Germany happen.

[Sportstudi]

Germany plays as a team, Brazil doesn't. Brazil usually relies on individual talent, but this time they don't have any superstar talent to face Germany. We could say that Brazil/Germany have similar talent defensively, but offensively Germany wins and it's not even close. And I am counting the bench here as well. Brazil's bench is pathetic because of Scolari's pathetic choices.

Seriously, I don't see Brazil winning this match unless a miracle or a massive choke from Germany happen.

Only based on the performances so far of Hulk, Oscar, Fred, Jo etc...? Or do you think that the German attackers are better anyway?

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Götze has been horrible so far. Same for Özil. Reus is such a tough loss, impossible to replace. And Gündogan would have been a good sub for Khedira and Schweinsteiger. But he has been injured since autumn, unfortunately.
Spot on, I was going to mention Gundogan as a Dortmund fan but I have serious doubts bout his career at this point

What is your opinion on Draxler? Just too young or what

[elemento]

Only based on the performances so far of Hulk, Oscar, Fred, Jo etc...? Or do you think that the German attackers are better anyway?

They're better and they've performed better. Fred/Jo is the most pathetic duo of the WC. Even a shit defensive team like Greece has a much better duo in Samaras/Mitroglou.

Germany has better strikers and better offensive midfielders as well.

[Sportstudi]

Spot on, I was going to mention Gundogan as a Dortmund fan but I have serious doubts bout his career at this point

What is your opinion on Draxler? Just too young or what

Too young and too unexperienced. And he has been dogshit this season, sorry to say.

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[DD]

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lol no...just no. I thought these faggots kept the melodrama on the field, not off it

[Venti Quattro]

lol no...just no. I thought these faggots kept the melodrama on the field, not off it

That was according to the CBF doctor... does he have medical basis DD?

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

The Neymar thing is becoming a little silly. Zuñiga's Twitter got a shitload of abuse, and I'm talking all kinds of slurs, even insulting his little daughter because he kneed this diving clown.

I don't know, I think he's overrated, specially by Brazilians already claiming he was on the same league as CR7 or even midget. He was the best player in an average Brazilian team, but he has a lot to prove yet. And by the way he played in both knock-out games, he didn't impress much.

[DD]

That was according to the CBF doctor... does he have medical basis DD?

The chances of him being paralyzed from such an innocuous hit (had it been 2.5cm above) is laughably infinitesimal.

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The chances of him being paralyzed from such an innocuous hit (had it been 2.5cm above) is laughably infinitesimal.

:lmao Brazil

[Venti Quattro]

I don't know, I think he's overrated, specially by Brazilians already claiming he was on the same league as CR7 or even midget. He was the best player in an average Brazilian team, but he has a lot to prove yet. And by the way he played in both knock-out games, he didn't impress much.

Alexis Sanchez played better than him during the 2013/14 season and the WC, and Barcelona are selling Sanchez off to Arsenal. :cry :cry :cry

[hater]

Brazil winning this on heart alone and then lose the finals to holland or argelina

[pookenstein]

We will beat Brazil and have to hope we face Argentina on sunday. I have a bad feeling if we have to play Holland.

[Venti Quattro]

We will beat Brazil and have to hope we face Argentina on sunday. I have a bad feeling if we have to play Holland.
The WC Final ratings will take a dive if it's GER vs NED.

[pookenstein]

The WC Final ratings will take a dive if it's GER vs NED.

Maybe in Brazil. Not world wide.

[Venti Quattro]

Maybe in Brazil. Not world wide.

Lol why didn't you get it :lol

[ManuLoco]

The WC Final ratings will take a dive if it's GER vs NED.

LOL. I still can't picture Robben and Muller going for a loose ball...

[Jodelo]

Brazil trying to get Silva back!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/06/brazil-appeal-thiago-silva-suspension-fifa-world-cup-2014

[elemento]

bs

Silva was dumb and deserved the yellow card. He won't play. RM tried the same shit with Alonso in the CL and it didn't work.

[Sportstudi]

Brazil trying to get Silva back!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/06/brazil-appeal-thiago-silva-suspension-fifa-world-cup-2014

It would be utterly ridiculous if that works. Silva's yellow was the correct call. That Spanish ref made many, many mistakes but in this case he was right. Colombia's goalkeeper wanted to make the game fast, starting a counter attack. It was a tactical foul by Silva which had to be punished with a yellow card. It wasn't an accident by Silva (as he claims it was), Slive knew exactly what he was doing. Sure, as this completely incompetent ref was missing a strict line in this game that yellow seems to be sort of unfair, but according to the rulebook the booking was correct. It was a tactical foul to stop a Colombian counter-attack and such a foul has to be penalized penalized with a yellow card, no matter if the foul occurred in midfield or still in the penalty box of Colombia (as it was the case).

Additionally, the FIFA would only embarrass themselves by nullifying Silva's booking. In 2006 the FIFA banned the German Thorsten Frings after the quarterfinals against Argentina because he allegedly punched Julio Cruz in that huddle after the game. Cruz himself stated after being asked if that is true that Frings didn't do anything. The ref didn't see anything either. Nevertheless, Frings, who was playing an excellent tournament back then, got suspended for the semi-final against Italy (btw, that alleged punch was brought up by two Italian journalists). If the FIFA now decides to not ban Silva despite the ref booking him (factual decision), the FIFA could be accused to be biased and to apply double standards. I really hope the FIFA knows this and doesn't go that far. Silva's booking was only based on his own idiocy, not on a mistake by the ref. Silva though should have seen a booking before for countless times fouling James pretty hard. However, the ref didn't book him for those fouls, which is also a factual decision.

The only thing I want on Tuesday is a fair game and nothing else (as I already stated in another thread). If Brazil wins fair and square, I will be the first one on this board to congratulate.

[Jodelo]

Just hope the ref call it fair and how it is. Brazil fouled 96 times this WC i read today.

Fernandinho is a guy that does not get booked somehow for example... So they have no right to complain when their players get fouled (and the fact that Neymar rarely gets rid of the ball at the right time does not help).

[Sportstudi]

Just hope the ref call it fair and how it is. Brazil fouled 96 times this WC i read today.

Fernandinho is a guy that does not get booked somehow for example... So they have no right to complain when their players get fouled (and the fact that Neymar rarely gets rid of the ball at the right time does not help).

True. It was really unfortunate that Neymar got fouled that badly. That Colombian player deserved a red card for that. But Neymar also had his share of fouling. Against Croatia he should have been sent off for elbowing Modric into the throat. He looked where Modric stood, turned his head and then swung his elbow. That wasn't an accident, that was on purpose.

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The WC Final ratings will take a dive if it's GER vs NED.
It might in the USA. Americans are resentful towards the superior Germans

[ffadicted]

That brasil 2002 squad, I miss those days

Edit: FIFA will never remove that yellow from Silva because of the implications, but it was a bullshit yellow for sure lol 100% foul, that is not a yellow. Bad call

[Sportstudi]

That brasil 2002 squad, I miss those days

Edit: FIFA will never remove that yellow from Silva because of the implications, but it was a bullshit yellow for sure lol 100% foul, that is not a yellow. Bad call

If you hinder the opponent to launch a counter attack it's always a yellow card according to the rulebook. It's Silva's own fault that he got that one. Deal with it.

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One of the most obvious Yellow Cards of the Tournament. He even tried kicking the ball into Net afterwards. Truly embarrassing

[mudyez]

Wasn't aware of the "keeper throwing the ball up" rule (aren't there some internet clips of players doing it and getting away with it?)...obviously Silva wasn't either.

Brazil was lucky Cesar didn't get a red but this way it will be better to beat them with all his crying and weeping.

[DAF86]

Maybe in Brazil. Not world wide.

Brazil-Argentina would have better ratings than Germany-Holland anywhere in the World except Germany and Holland, tbh.

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Brazil-Argentina would have better ratings than Germany-Holland anywhere in the World except Germany and Holland, tbh.
Obviously. Brazil & Argentina are the only teams on this Planet worth a shit beyond Europe. People know in 4 years it will probably be 4 European Semi-Final teams and 6 outta 8 Quarter-Final.

Americans are resentful towards Europe

[Jodelo]

Schweinsteiger:


I am all for a healthy hardness but some of Brazil’s fouls were over the limit. Brazilians are not only football magicians, hard tackling is part of their game – we have to be careful and so does the referee

He's not wrong...

[Jodelo]

Ref is the one from Belgium-Algeria AND Italy-Uruguay! :lol:depressed

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Ref is the one from Belgium-Algeria AND Italy-Uruguay! :lol:depressed
Italy-Uruguay I remember being called tight

[lefty]

Ref is the one from Belgium-Algeria AND Italy-Uruguay! :lol:depressed
He wasn't bad tbh

[lefty]

Schurrle : "Algeria deserved to win during the first 90 minutes "


:cry it still hurts
:cry Cherle stop pls

[hater]

"I am all for a healthy hardness but some of Brazil’s fouls were over the limit. Brazilians are not only football magicians, hard tackling is part of their game – we have to be careful and so does the referee"

porkbelly with the truthbomb :tu

Brazil goalkeeper should have gotten a red too and Thiago should have gotten a red long before he got his yellow

its the refs fault for not enforcing the game and allowing the hits, the ref and brazil are mainly responsible for breaking Neymar :cry

[pookenstein]

Lol why didn't you get it :lol

OK. Got it now... :lol

[pookenstein]

Brazil-Argentina would have better ratings than Germany-Holland anywhere in the World except Germany and Holland, tbh.

This is true.

[dfens]

Brazil-Argentina would have better ratings than Germany-Holland anywhere in the World except Germany and Holland, tbh.

if you add the indirect tv coverage of the resulting riots and inter supporter massacres I think it would be pretty even :lol

I can envision this tbh:
"the brazilian police gave the argentinean fans safe passage on their way home after argentina won the cup. Due to extreme heat extra hospital beds were needed :cry :cry. Many of these ailing argentineas were brought to hospitals by caring brazilians who also helped with their lost passports :cry The friendship between our nations is at an all time high :cry. At least we built so much for the people in this wc :lol :cry The government invested 9 billion in ifrastructure that will benefit brazil for the next 50 years. Due to such investments many acres of favelas were modernised :cry #re-election #order&progress #anticorruption"

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Deutschland has surrendered 3 goals in 5 games. Is this 2006 Italy all over again?

[Sportstudi]

Brazil trying to get Silva back!

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/jul/06/brazil-appeal-thiago-silva-suspension-fifa-world-cup-2014

Appeal denied, Silva won't play against Germany.

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Appeal denied, Silva won't play against Germany.
More like appeal laughed at

[Sportstudi]

More like appeal laughed at

Probably. And if so, rightfully laughed at.

[Sportstudi]

The WC Final ratings will take a dive if it's GER vs NED.

Should Germany and the Netherlands already forfeit their games in order to please Blatter?

[lefty]

:cry FEFAH, let Selve play pls
:cry help us again pls

[The Gemini Method]

Lerfty with the goods. But still gotta say :lmao Les Habitants

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My German Recap

- Loew's decision to entrust Kroos with orchestrating the offense instead of Ozil or even Goetze has paid off

- Khedira returning from injury has been the domino. It has allowed Lahm to return to FB helping the attack but also Boateng to replace Mertesacker which is needed versus the more explosive teams. Bastian is somewhat injury-prone especially given his playstyle so going into battle with only 1 strong CM would be scary

- So far the TEAM MVP is Hummels

- Deutschland might go on a Spanish run if they cash in with this title. Adding Reus (German Robben) in attack & maybe Gundogan & Bender in CM looks mighty fine

[hater]

As I said in the other thread. Brazil will win this one on heart alone and then lose in the Final (maracanazo part deux) :lol

First Maracanazo and now Vertebrazo :lmao

[ElNono]

As I said in the other thread. Brazil will win this one on heart alone and then lose in the Final (maracanazo part deux) :lol

First Maracanazo and now Vertebrazo :lmao

I get the feeling there's gonna be some home cooking... Hulk tripped by a teammate and penaldo in the 92th minute...

[Venti Quattro]

Boateng to replace Mertesacker which is needed versus the more explosive teams.

Boateng sucks dick


I get the feeling there's gonna be some home cooking... Hulk tripped by a teammate and penaldo in the 92th minute...

With Germany up 5-0 they'll commit a stupid mistake in the 91' and give Jo a penaldo

[hater]

I get the feeling there's gonna be some home cooking... Hulk tripped by a teammate and penaldo in the 92th minute...

hope not. Hopefully Brazil will play loosened up not with tight assholes and will finally play like they supposed to.

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hope not. Hopefully Brazil will play loosened up not with tight assholes and will finally play like they supposed to.
They will go Full-Defense. Counter and flop for free kicks

[hater]

They will go Full-Defense. Counter and flop for free kicks

So they will play like the Dutch? oh well :pctoss

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So they will play like the Dutch? oh well :pctoss
Haha yes

[Venti Quattro]

hope not. Hopefully Brazil will play loosened up not with tight assholes and will finally play like they supposed to.

Brazil will go out firing for Neymar and for country and they'll take the first thirty minutes as some sort of an indignation rally for the "travesty" that happened to that faggot Neymar. Germany has to weather that if they want to win this game. Eventually the emotions will level, Brazil will get a little tired and that's where Germany can beat them methodically. Of course if they get an early goal, the better for their chances obviously.

[hater]

Brazil will go out firing for Neymar and for country and they'll take the first thirty minutes as some sort of an indignation rally for the "travesty" that happened to that faggot Neymar. Germany has to weather that if they want to win this game. Eventually the emotions will level, Brazil will get a little tired and that's where Germany can beat them methodically. Of course if they get an early goal, the better for their chances obviously.

partly agree. But as time goes the home court and crowd will weigh heavy on the Krout Panzers. The crowd will probably be the loudest and most emotional in the entire tournament and the damn Krouts will feel as if they are back in the Battle of Stalingrad :lol

tbh the main hope the Krouts have is to have 1 goal early by taking advantage of Brazilian defensive weakness.

[Venti Quattro]

partly agree. But as time goes the home court and crowd will weigh heavy on the Krout Panzers. The crowd will probably be the loudest and most emotional in the entire tournament and the damn Krouts will feel as if they are back in the Battle of Stalingrad :lol

tbh the main hope the Krouts have is to have 1 goal early by taking advantage of Brazilian defensive weakness.

The Brazilian crowd can't save German shots and neither they can intercept the Frankfurter crosses. They also can't score goals for their team. Chile were vastly outnumbered and they almost beat Brazil in the Rd of 16. The most they can do is pump a lot of emotional inspiration on their players, which wears out especially if they lack execution. Proper execution still beats a charge of emotions.

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partly agree. But as time goes the home court and crowd will weigh heavy on the Krout Panzers. The crowd will probably be the loudest and most emotional in the entire tournament and the damn Krouts will feel as if they are back in the Battle of Stalingrad :lol

tbh the main hope the Krouts have is to have 1 goal early by taking advantage of Brazilian defensive weakness.
These German players have made deep runs in the Champions League. I doubt pressure will get to them

[TDMVPDPOY]

this german team has been prepped up for the last 8yrs

fail to win this wc = choke job

[Franklin]

hope not. Hopefully Brazil will play loosened up not with tight assholes and will finally play like they supposed to.
didn't you also say the cHeat would win the 2014 NBA championship?

[Darth_Pelican]

Germany wins 2-1

[DD]

Comes on at 12:30AM my time and I'll be asleep cause I'm fucking gassed. Go Deutschland, hope the refs don't screw them.

[IrisHockey]

Germany 1-0 in regulation

[lefty]

Im gonna go with the upset

Brazil 3-1

[ManuLoco]

It will be Germany 5 - Brazil 5, with three goals in injury time. Many people will have heart attacks, others will tear their own eyes off. Then they'll go to penalties and shoot 16 penalties each. I don't know who ends up winning though.

[Jodelo]

Im gonna go with the upset

Brazil 3-1

lefty :depressed (or jinxing?)

[lefty]

lefty :depressed (or jinxing?)
WE WILL FIND OUT

[lefty]

FOK I could have "worke" from home today

[Venti Quattro]

lefty :depressed (or jinxing?)

This is lefty we're talking about, of course he's trying to fight a jihad against Germany's chances somehow somewhere.

[Brazil]

I believe Brazil advance tbh

but maybe I'm brainwashed by brazilian media or something

[mudyez]

2:0 germany in overtime

[lefty]

fuck yeah football is back today


:lol

https://vine.co/v/Mh9qdu7glTm

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2:0 germany in overtime

GER 4-3 BRA in triple overtime tbh

[mudyez]

GER 4-3 BRA in triple overtime tbh

4:6 6:7 2:6

[Mayhem321]

BRA 1-0 GER
Hulk scores the game winning goal :toast

[pgardn]

Germany 1-0 in regulation

Little Philip Lahm with the surprising winner.


Who does not love little Phil?

[FlAVaK]

Germany with same lineup like last game...

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[Mayhem321]

I don't like Bernard being the starter instead of Willian... hope he proves me wrong tho

[Amuseddaysleeper]

GER 4-3 BRA in triple overtime tbh

Who wins between ARG-NED?

[Sportstudi]

Who wins between ARG-NED?

If NED gets an early goal I doubt that ARG can come back. The longer ARG weathers the storm, the more I like their chances.

[lefty]

They couldnt start this game at 5:00 pm

Fuck all of them

[resistanze]

They couldnt start this game at 5:00 pm

Fuck all of them

:lol Closed my office door tbh

[Amuseddaysleeper]

They couldnt start this game at 5:00 pm

Fuck all of them

They're too concerned with the European audience

[IrisHockey]

It's over, as expected.

[lefty]

:lol Closed my office door tbh
me too :lol

But FUCK I struggled to find a working stream


Fuck work proxy setto Chicago :lmao
cant stream CBC :lmao

[Muser]

Rofl Brazil that was a fucking tap in

[velik_m]

lol Brasil forgets to mark the top german scorer...

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[resistanze]

LMFAO Brazil. Should've captained Muller on my fantasy team.

[Muser]

Hulk is just awful.

[Muser]

Rofl Brazil are playing like England just hitting the ball up and hoping it lands to someone.

[lefty]

:lmao

[ElNono]

missed the goal... getting chippy out there

[resistanze]

Hulk is just awful.

lol roids

[Sportstudi]

Amazing tackle... and those Brazilians already claiming peno... ridiculous

[NASpurs]

LMFAO Brazil. Should've captained Muller on my fantasy team.

I tried to get cute by putting in Klose instead of Mueller. Fuuuuck :lol

[Sportstudi]

LMFAO Brazil. Should've captained Muller on my fantasy team.

I have :lol

[NASpurs]

Holy shit, who made this thread live?

[resistanze]

:lol Marcelo the cheat

[NASpurs]

Thanks Slomo :tu

[resistanze]

I tried to get cute by putting in Klose instead of Mueller. Fuuuuck :lol


I have :lol

I captained Hummels...defenders always get 10000 points :lol

[resistanze]

Mueller doesn't even look like an athlete, he amazes tbh :lol

[NASpurs]

I captained Hummels...defenders always get 10000 points :lol

You fucking sack of shit, not again!!!!!! I did the same thing :pctoss

[resistanze]

You fucking sack of shit, not again!!!!!! I did the same thing :pctoss

:lmao You can't escape me

[ElNono]

why is Fred still playing for Brazil? :lol

[IrisHockey]

:lmao

[ElNono]

there's number 2

[velik_m]

Klose taking a dump on Ronaldo's legacy

[Darth_Pelican]

LMAO Brazil!!!

[ElNono]

:lol how good is Thiago Silva, tbh?

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao let the street riots begin

[lefty]

game over imho

[IrisHockey]

:lmao :lmao

[lefty]

:rollin

[NASpurs]

Holy shit!!!

[Muser]

Holy shit!!! Hahahahhaha it's 3 rofl

[ElNono]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[ElNono]

:cry Brazil :cry

[pookenstein]

NO MERCY!!!!!

[velik_m]

Brasil defense :lol not even trying anymore, gave up after 25 minutes :lol

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Slomo]

Holy shit!!!

[IrisHockey]

:lmao please make it 10-0.

[lefty]

:lmao

[01Snake]

WOW!

[Holden_Caulfield]

this is hilarious :lol

[Muser]

What the fuck is going on!!!!

[NASpurs]

This isn't real life:lol

[ElNono]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao

[velik_m]

Brazilol

[Arcadian]

Damn, OK I'll admit, this is pretty entertaining. Those Germans are fucking good.

[lefty]

Krros welcome to MADRID!!!!

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Those delicious tears

[Slomo]

I thought the game was on tonight, all I'm seeing is a German practice session.

[NASpurs]

... Thank you based Kroos. :lol

[urunobili]

Lol Brazil

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao Germany decided that they were tired of coasting

[pookenstein]

This is unreal.

[Sportstudi]

I can't believe what I'm just watching...

[Muser]

Sorry infinite I take it back tbh Germany got this.

[TE]

Freaking insane...as somebody noted, rioting and violence is to be expected.

[resistanze]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao :lmao:lmao:lmao

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

I'm literally laughing very very loud!!!

http://i.imgur.com/ZlTkGv3.gif

[resistanze]

Everyone came into my office to watch and laugh
:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[velik_m]

:lol how good is Thiago Silva, tbh?

And how stupid was that second yellow :lmao

[IrisHockey]

HOLY FUCK!!!

[01Snake]

HAHAHAHAHA

[urunobili]

CROFL 5

[lefty]

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

[TE]

:lmao wow

[velik_m]

It just doesn't stop :lmao

[NASpurs]

555555

[Muser]

If this was a boxing match it would be stopped.

Lmao 5!! What the fuck is Luiz doing you sideshow bob looking faggot

[IrisHockey]

:lmao NBA Finals game 3.

[lefty]

:lol letting KHEDIRA score :lmaoi

[Sportstudi]

this is unreal, just unreal....

[TE]

Dude, this reminds of the Spurs :cry

[resistanze]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[diego]

thiago silva's dumb ass cost brasil big, but where is the heart from the rest of the team? Never seen a brasil team lie down like this, i hate brasil but this is embarassing

[lefty]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao
We can turn that shit off and go back to work :lol

[Bill_Brasky]

:lmao brazil
:lmao couldnt happen to a shittier ethnic group

[Sportstudi]

:lmao please make it 10-0.

half way there :lmao

[lefty]

Someone GIF that shot of Tiago Silva :lol

[pookenstein]

Is this real? This is the motherfucking WC-SEMIFINAL

[Holden_Caulfield]

what is the skunk rule in soccer? :lol

[IrisHockey]

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Wow

:lmao

[lefty]

AT HOME, BRAZIL?

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[TE]

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Wow

:lmao
:lol

[resistanze]

AT HOME, BRAZIL?

:rollin

[urunobili]

DAF Spin this shit:danceclub:danceclub:danceclub:danceclub

[Blizzardwizard]

Da hell. I've had Muller as my captain all tournament but for some reason I thought it'd be a good idea to change it to Luiz. :cry

[lefty]

Taxpayers money well spent

[UNCLE-DREW]

ec harder to win looks legit now :rollin

[spurraider21]

AT HOME, BRAZIL?
:lmao

[Sportstudi]

Taxpayers money well spent

waiting for the riots to start

[lefty]

my niggah Brazil


How is it down there ? :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

put in the bench :lol

[lefty]

fuck we pushed Germany to extra-time



Does that mean we would have skullfucked Brazil ? :lol

[MB20]

Unbelievable

[Muser]

Blitzkrieg tbh

[Blizzardwizard]

I hope Scolari parked his car in a safe place.

[Kyle Orton]

Rofl. Run up the score. I wanna see riots

wanna see my nigga ozil score too

[spurraider21]

:lol how good is Thiago Silva, tbh?
he's the 2nd best Tiago from brazil tbh :lol

[Mayhem321]

Can we just don't comeback after halftime?
That would be great :lol

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDIxx9IgAASV7X.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDJRP0CAAEhX5l.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDJhpGCAAE0Xlk.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDIEcnCAAMPQJ4.jpg

[Mayhem321]

Can we just don't comeback after halftime?
That would be great :lol

[MB20]

Halftime agreement of "no more goals" coming

[spurraider21]

fuck we pushed Germany to extra-time



Does that mean we would have skullfucked Brazil ? :lol
yes. thats exactly how sports works. :rollin

[Darth_Pelican]

:lmao it sounds like church in the stadium. you can hear a mouse fart

[Slomo]

If this was in Miami the stadium would already be half empty...

[lefty]

yes. thats exactly how sports works. :rollin
:lol

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[resistanze]

I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[urunobili]

I'm sorry, but I just can't stop laughing :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDIx9ZCAAIdXQi.jpg

[lefty]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDIxx9IgAASV7X.jpg

[Malik Hairston]

What the fuck?..5-0?!..

[Sportstudi]

first time in WC history a team scored 5 goals in the first 30 minutes :lol

[Holden_Caulfield]

heat fans wouldve left already :lol

[Jodelo]

Solid first half from the germans...

[NASpurs]

I have Luiz on my team. Hope that nigga doesn't give me negative points. :lol

[lefty]

Im gonna go with the upset

Brazil 3-1
http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8101/lolololol.gif

[diego]

honestly though, this is more a brasil implosion than a german explosion. some of those goals were pathetic

[Sportstudi]

Even with Neymar and Silva this German team would have skullfucked Brazil tbh

[MB20]

Germany is really good, but Brazil is not this bad.
I expected Brazil to lose, but not like this.

[lefty]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif

[NASpurs]

Will the whole German team be charged with rape after the game?

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/8101/lolololol.gif

lefti, plz change team to Holland, plz :cry

[Darth_Pelican]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif

:lmao

[UNCLE-DREW]

gotta love my 200 euro draw no bet on germany :rollin

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif


:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Whistling aplenty from the fans at half-time :lol:lol:lol

[resistanze]

I have Luiz on my team. Hope that nigga doesn't give me negative points. :lol

How do we ALWAYS have the same people?? :lol

[Sportstudi]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif

:lmao

[lefty]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif
:lol that German dude jumping up in the background

[dfens]

I'm literally laughing very very loud!!!

http://i.imgur.com/ZlTkGv3.gif

god bless too drunk to give a shit :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[gnsf0946]

Brazil

:lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao :lmao

[Muser]

This is all on David Luiz IMO. With Silva out he had to be the rock at the back and play a really disciplined game. Instead he's been bombing forward and leaving his defenders stranded

[Darth_Pelican]

Comes on at 12:30AM my time and I'll be asleep cause I'm fucking gassed. Go Deutschland, hope the refs don't screw them.

:lmao You went to sleep and missed this epic beatdown

[NASpurs]

How do we ALWAYS have the same people?? :lol

:lol We're just probably on the same wavelength

[IronMaxipad]

dafuq happened.. :lmao

[jag]

Total bukakke.

Argentina/Netherlands should go ahead and start preparing their anuses

[Darth_Pelican]

:lol that German dude jumping up in the background

:lol he is destined to get murdered outside of the stadium later

[ManuLoco]

It will be Germany 5 - Brazil 5, with three goals in injury time. Many people will have heart attacks, others will tear their own eyes off. Then they'll go to penalties and shoot 16 penalties each. I don't know who ends up winning though.

The first part of my prediction was on target. Now it's time for Brazil to come out and score their 5 goals.

[Manu'sMagicalLeftHand]

http://pedrodiaz90.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/manita-rf_334541.jpg

[dfens]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D7qTdf6s--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/tvl6ulela15bniqamphf.gif
:lmao

[IronMaxipad]

Bra5nil

[lefty]

Apprpriate timing for these GIFS:

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/originals/c2/04/47/c20447790fac4ad9999b16024a368617.jpghttp://img.pandawhale.com/post-26056-Antonio-Banderas-reaction-gif-RNWc.gif

[Sportstudi]

This is a massacre. I expect the German players to be carried to the International Court of Justice....

[urunobili]

Worst historic Brazilian international loss was to Uruguay 6-0. Wouldn't mind the Reich surpassing that TBH

[lefty]

Brazilian fan :


http://i.imgur.com/t3MHnEY.gif