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lefty
09-26-2014, 02:58 PM
the best my ass

Infinite_limit
09-26-2014, 03:16 PM
Robert Lewandowski > messi

lefty
09-26-2014, 03:56 PM
Robert Lewandowski > messi
duh

DAF86
09-26-2014, 04:45 PM
I love all this butthurtness. :lol

DAF86
09-26-2014, 04:49 PM
:cry Why Messi gets all the love and Tristiano all the hate? It's not far. Inyusticia :cry

TDMVPDPOY
09-27-2014, 01:09 AM
lefty why u mad messi? u a midget?

lefty
09-27-2014, 04:45 AM
lefty why u mad messi? u a midget?

:lol

Jodelo
09-27-2014, 08:08 AM
Lineup: Casillas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, Ronaldo, James, Bale, Benzema.

Bench: Navas, Nacho, Arbeloa, Illara, Aguza, Isco, Chicharito.

Jodelo
09-27-2014, 10:56 AM
2-0! Nice goal by Modric and another one by Ronaldo.

lefty
09-27-2014, 11:38 AM
We were much better with Illara

lefty
09-29-2014, 08:39 AM
During RMAO's game , wtf :lol

https://33.media.tumblr.com/5bb70500d2459f94e60b8213a4f4c98a/tumblr_nckur6ojrQ1qiy96so1_250.gifhttps://33.media.tumblr.com/43b7d77966e8ba5c6e378c935f906651/tumblr_nckur6ojrQ1qiy96so2_250.gif

NASpurs
10-04-2014, 09:10 AM
:lol Aleti

NASpurs
10-04-2014, 09:13 AM
3-0 :lmao

lefty
10-04-2014, 11:21 AM
Valencia is for real

Venti Quattro
10-04-2014, 10:42 PM
Is it just me or the Mestalla just looks better now


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWau-rBg3Vg

lefty
10-04-2014, 11:33 PM
Yup it's fuller

Jodelo
10-05-2014, 01:08 PM
Lineup: Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, Ronaldo, James, Bale, Benzema.

Bench: Navas, Arbeloa, Varane, Nacho, Illara, Isco, Chicharito.

Jodelo
10-05-2014, 03:09 PM
Ronaldo making good passes left and right but Benzema, James and Bale are too stupid to score. :lol

Bynumite
10-05-2014, 03:46 PM
3 hat tricks in 4 games :worthy:

lefty
10-05-2014, 05:11 PM
Ronaldo making good passes left and right but Benzema, James and Bale are too stupid to score. :lol:lol


3 hat tricks in 4 games :worthy:

My neggrah

lefty
10-06-2014, 08:47 AM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/2532f2b53fb9ac5e65b6e6617966c625/tumblr_nczjrlTOsv1qftb6ko1_r1_500.gif

Jodelo
10-06-2014, 11:18 AM
“I didn’t see the dance. It’s normal and a bit of fun. The important thing is to have everyone’s respect. If they danced together maybe we need to practise it so that we do it well”.

lefty
10-06-2014, 11:35 AM
who said that?

Jodelo
10-06-2014, 11:39 AM
who said that?

Ancelotti.

lefty
10-06-2014, 11:42 AM
Ancelotti.
now he needs to practice his dance tbh

resistanze
10-06-2014, 12:10 PM
https://31.media.tumblr.com/2532f2b53fb9ac5e65b6e6617966c625/tumblr_nczjrlTOsv1qftb6ko1_r1_500.gif

Cristy has a little Ricky Martin in him tbh

lefty
10-06-2014, 12:34 PM
Cristy has a little Ricky Martin in him tbh
:cry he is perfect
:cry hat tricks every week
:cry glowy tanned skin
:cry perfect body
:cry clean diet
:cry no alcohol
:cry can dance
:cry Irina Shayk






















:cry son of a bitch

Jodelo
10-18-2014, 08:06 AM
Lineup: Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Nacho, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, James, Isco, Ronaldo, Chicharito.

Bench: Navas, Arbeloa, Llorente, Khedira, Illara, Bale, Medrán.

Jodelo
10-18-2014, 09:15 AM
Nearly the enxt saved penalty from Ronaldo.

And :lol at the Levante defender complaining hard that it wasn't a penalty, while it was clear. :lmao

Venti Quattro
10-18-2014, 10:44 PM
Cristy has a little Ricky Martin in him tbh

:lol Cristy Martin

lefty
10-19-2014, 03:38 PM
:lol Valencia

:lol NASpurs jinxing a team that was doing well before he started rooting for them

NASpurs
10-19-2014, 07:46 PM
:lol Valencia

:lol NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386) jinxing a team that was doing well before he started rooting for them

:lol I was already rooting for them. It's the changing of the team logos jinx that got them.

lefty
10-19-2014, 08:03 PM
:lol I was already rooting for them. It's the changing of the team logos jinx that got them.
nah you still had the Arsenal logo when you said you found your Liga team :lol
It was after they raped Pathetico

Jodelo
10-25-2014, 10:01 AM
Lineup: Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, James, Isco, Ronaldo, Benzema.

Bench: Navas, Varane, Nacho, Arbeloa, Illara, Khedira, Chicharito.

Kyle Orton
10-25-2014, 10:09 AM
I need a high quality stream for the game

Venti Quattro
10-25-2014, 10:16 AM
Lineup: Casillas, Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo, Kroos, Modric, James, Isco, Ronaldo, Benzema.

Bench: Navas, Varane, Nacho, Arbeloa, Illara, Khedira, Chicharito.

There's an El clasico thread tbh

Jodelo
10-25-2014, 10:19 AM
There's an El clasico thread tbh

Ok.

Jodelo
11-01-2014, 08:56 AM
528545862491058176

TDMVPDPOY
11-01-2014, 10:07 AM
LOL grenada 99seconds conceiving a goal to you know who, if u know who i mean

TDMVPDPOY
11-01-2014, 10:37 AM
lol pepe with the studs into val kilmers chest

Jodelo
11-01-2014, 10:51 AM
That James goal! :bobo

lefty
11-01-2014, 02:52 PM
My be@nigga

Venti Quattro
11-01-2014, 03:45 PM
:lmao Barcemidgets

Jodelo
11-01-2014, 03:55 PM
Thanks Celta! :toast

lefty
11-01-2014, 04:59 PM
:lmao bartha
:lmao Faggot Luis Enrique losing against his former club at home


:lmao Missi missing

DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)

:bobo

Jodelo
11-01-2014, 07:06 PM
:lmao bartha
:lmao Faggot Luis Enrique losing against his former club at home


:lmao Missi missing

DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)

:bobo

Another field goal by Messi tonight. Should get a spot in the NFL soon...

lefty
11-01-2014, 09:36 PM
Another field goal by Messi tonight. Should get a spot in the NFL soon...

Kickers are the only NFL players who don't require HGH

DAF86
11-02-2014, 01:17 PM
:lmao bartha
:lmao Faggot Luis Enrique losing against his former club at home


:lmao Missi missing

DAF86 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=11102)

:bobo

I called this shit before the season started. Horrible team construction by Barca.

lol spending 100 mil to play Suarez out of position
lol buying a leftback to play centerback
lol two years of this shit

lefty
11-02-2014, 06:47 PM
I called this shit before the season started. Horrible team construction by Barca.

lol spending 100 mil to play Suarez out of position
lol buying a leftback to play centerback
lol two years of this shit
I agree tbh

Their management is shit

gnsf0946
11-02-2014, 08:03 PM
I agree tbh

Their management is shit

it's always been shit, they just got lucky with the tiki taka generation

lefty
11-02-2014, 08:13 PM
it's always been shit, they just got lucky with the tiki taka generation

Nothing wrong with that

But you have to think long term.

Develop or buy solid backups

Just like the 80s Celtics... you keep riding the starters for so long , they eventually break down.

Not to mention all those WC and Euro games Barca players have played

Venti Quattro
11-02-2014, 09:10 PM
Madrid and Barcelona management are both shit because their decisions are always politically-driven.

Madrid's just less look shittier right now because they have a run of good results and they won La Decima last May.

lefty
11-02-2014, 09:14 PM
True true

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 01:06 PM
531145757173485568

DAF86
11-08-2014, 02:11 PM
Regardless of this goal, is the 100 million man officially a sub now?

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 02:13 PM
Regardless of this goal, is the 100 million man officially a sub now?

Huh? He was injured the last few games. Ancelotti said that he will start when healthy.

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 02:49 PM
James with the nice assist for the Vallecano goal!

gnsf0946
11-08-2014, 02:51 PM
James reminds me of another South American called Turnobili

DAF86
11-08-2014, 02:57 PM
Huh? He was injured the last few games. Ancelotti said that he will start when healthy.

Who gets out? Isco?

gnsf0946
11-08-2014, 02:59 PM
Who gets out? Isco?

We rotate our players, I guess that's a new concept for you Barca fans to grasp.

DAF86
11-08-2014, 03:03 PM
We rotate our players, I guess that's a new concept for you Barca fans to grasp.

:lol What?

Barca rotates a hell lot more than Ancelotti, tbh. Either way, I'm talking about the strating 11, when the chips are down, who plays?

My bet is that Isco will get the boot despite Madrid looking like a more cohesive unit with him instead of Bale.

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 03:06 PM
Who gets out? Isco?

Yes.

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 03:16 PM
4-1 looked like offside, it was close for sure.

gnsf0946
11-08-2014, 03:21 PM
4-1 looked like offside, it was close for sure.

Wasn't close, Benz was offside by a mile.

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 03:31 PM
Wasn't close, Benz was offside by a mile.

Yep, seen the replay now.

FlAVaK
11-08-2014, 04:11 PM
http://giant.gfycat.com/RigidHardAndalusianhorse.gif

:bobo

Jodelo
11-08-2014, 04:22 PM
Kroos just showing his awesome shooting technique.

lefty
11-08-2014, 05:50 PM
We rotate our players, I guess that's a new concept for you Barca fans to grasp.

Rofl

But the reality is that Carlo has to play the stars first and unfortunately Isco always bites the dust

And dat gol
Kroos is that naziga

Bynumite
11-08-2014, 06:42 PM
Midget has no shame at this point, coattailing hard as fuck.


Meanwhile another goal and 2 assists for you know who.

Venti Quattro
11-09-2014, 08:22 AM
Midget has no shame at this point, coattailing hard as fuck.

Meanwhile another goal and 2 assists for you know who.

:lmao Missi

Almeria's goal happened because he got stuck dribbling while the Almeria defenders crowded him

Venti Quattro
11-10-2014, 06:54 PM
Look where Moyes turned up today...
531947472089018368

lefty
11-10-2014, 07:20 PM
Yeah heard about it a few days and thought it was a stupid rumor

Guess not

Jodelo
11-22-2014, 11:19 AM
536186133269733376

Jodelo
11-22-2014, 02:00 PM
4-0, nice to see that Ancelotti give Ronaldo some rest.

lefty
11-22-2014, 05:51 PM
:lol at Ancelotti mimicking Ronaldo's celebration

https://vine.co/v/OJlBMxLgpgu


:lmao Ramos Venti Quattro

https://vine.co/v/OJL362tvhh7

Venti Quattro
11-22-2014, 08:40 PM
:lmao Ramos Venti Quattro

https://vine.co/v/OJL362tvhh7
:lmao Val Kilmer

Venti Quattro
11-22-2014, 09:59 PM
Look where Moyes turned up today...
531947472089018368

Deportivo La Coruña 0
Real Sociedad 0

#MoyesOut

Jodelo
11-29-2014, 01:11 PM
538753383436652544

Kyle Orton
11-29-2014, 01:48 PM
538753383436652544
you got a good stream? dont have BEINer sports

Jodelo
11-29-2014, 02:52 PM
you got a good stream? dont have BEINer sports

Check firstrow, atdhe and so on...

Venti Quattro
11-30-2014, 09:08 AM
539023221975433216

And the latest reports are that the victim is already dead. Wow, horrible news.

lefty
11-30-2014, 03:48 PM
Omg Andre Gomes fuck you

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 03:48 PM
The cross was right there you dumb fucking faggot :pctoss

What a way to finish the first half

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:15 PM
:lol Suárez

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:26 PM
:lmao Suárez was onside, oh well

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:28 PM
Fucking Feghouli, lefty get in here and explain yourself :lol

Jodelo
11-30-2014, 04:28 PM
Fucking algerian faggot!

This time not directed to lefty :lol

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:35 PM
Bravo saving that Bartha ass

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:36 PM
Fucking Neymar trips over by himself and gets a bs free kick

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:45 PM
Besides the events of the first half, this match was overall pretty shitty.

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:50 PM
Fuck this shit :lol

Jodelo
11-30-2014, 04:50 PM
:lmao

NASpurs
11-30-2014, 04:52 PM
:lol I'm like in disbelief yet I felt it was going to happen after giving Bartha multiple corners

quentin_compson
11-30-2014, 04:54 PM
Busquets :bobo

Venti Quattro
11-30-2014, 05:20 PM
:lol Missi
:lol struck by a bottle

lefty
11-30-2014, 05:21 PM
Fucking Feghouli, lefty get in here and explain yourself :lol

:lol non issue

Amuseddaysleeper
12-04-2014, 02:45 PM
Shit, Madrid probably won't drop points again until Valencia.

lefty
12-04-2014, 02:51 PM
Shit, Madrid probably won't drop points again until Valencia.
It's not like Valencia is a threat to Madrid :lol

Amuseddaysleeper
12-04-2014, 03:03 PM
It's not like Valencia is a threat to Madrid :lol

A girl can dream, can't she? :lol

lefty
12-04-2014, 03:05 PM
A girl can dream, can't she? :lol
well yeah :lol

Jodelo
12-06-2014, 01:09 PM
541292695529197568

lefty
12-06-2014, 01:52 PM
Coasting

DAF86
12-06-2014, 02:47 PM
:lol La Liga refs

Inventing penaldos for Tristiano to don't get triste since 2009.

it's me
12-06-2014, 02:57 PM
Fucking joke :lol... Cristina with at least 5 dives a game, that should be a record. Mother fucker celebrates goals showing "muscles" and fall dead for nothing 10 times a game :lmao ....Back in the day players at least gotto be creative when diving, this idiot just dives and the Florentino's bought refs keep rewarding her faggotery... unbelievable :lol

Jodelo
12-06-2014, 04:11 PM
Not a great game but 3-0.

lefty
12-06-2014, 05:24 PM
La liga hat trick record for CR7

:lol Messi fanboys are mad

And it's not like Midget has never cheated

lefty
12-06-2014, 05:31 PM
Oh and CR7 is also leading la Liga in assists

Bynumite
12-06-2014, 08:45 PM
"Your tears are delicious." - Confucius

lefty
12-06-2014, 08:50 PM
"Your tears are delicious." - Confucius
Dericious

Kyle Orton
12-06-2014, 09:01 PM
We staaaaaaacked

that near ronaldo bicycle kick was jizzworthy. He will make one this season imo

lefty
12-06-2014, 09:12 PM
We staaaaaaacked

that near ronaldo bicycle kick was jizzworthy. He will make one this season imo

Jumped off my couch tbh

It was close

Bynumite
12-06-2014, 09:16 PM
Ronaldo has no luck with bicycle kicks. This one was ruled out by the linesman:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz55lbSwv_I

ElNono
12-07-2014, 03:04 AM
541329238092042240

541347213977198592

541322115291422720

lefty
12-07-2014, 10:32 AM
:lol cuz Messi has never cheated to score a goal
:lol ElNono

Venti Quattro
12-07-2014, 11:17 AM
:lmao conceding early to Espanyol

NASpurs
12-07-2014, 12:08 PM
Messi 2 Rayo 1

ElNono
12-07-2014, 01:48 PM
:lol cuz Messi has never cheated to score a goal
:lol ElNono

:lol why do you get all defensive and bring up Missi over a couple of Penaldo tweets? I thought they were funny, that's all.

lefty
12-07-2014, 03:08 PM
Lol I knew Missi would score 3 goals after R did .

Those 2 faggots are like Bird and Magic, keeping an eye on each other

DAF86
12-07-2014, 03:16 PM
:lol cuz Messi has never cheated to score a goal
:lol ElNono

What has Messid done? Score a goal with his hand once? Tristiano gets shady penaldos virtually everyweek, no shit he's going to break all kind of records with that kind of help.

lefty
12-07-2014, 04:47 PM
Lol every week

Come on son

Jodelo
12-07-2014, 04:55 PM
What has Messid done? Score a goal with his hand once? Tristiano gets shady penaldos virtually everyweek, no shit he's going to break all kind of records with that kind of help.

:lmao

Venti Quattro
12-07-2014, 07:20 PM
Lol I knew Missi would score 3 goals after R did .

Those 2 faggots are like Bird and Magic, keeping an eye on each other

:cry But we're just colleagues :cry

Relevancy
12-08-2014, 10:20 AM
Lol we fucking suck, were gonna get exposed against PSG. Kinda crazy that Messi is still carrying us after all these years, last match was evidence of that, whenever the ball is at his feet danger always arises.

Suarez only has one freaking goal if I remember correctly.... And it wasn't even his, it was a deflection off the Apoel player, his had a lot of chances, but he can't seem to put them in like he did in Liverpool. Neymar... When is he gonna play like he did with Santos or when he plays for Brazil, dude doesn't impress me that much, his passing game sucks and contributes almost nothing except some flashes of brilliance that dont come often enough. I don't even wanna mention our defense yesterday, dudes straight up layed a turd on several occassions where Espanyol could have finished this away. Had it not been for Messi we would have lost.

Relevancy
12-08-2014, 10:22 AM
Messi has 3 hattricks in 4 games, kinda amazing. He got his finishing back

lefty
12-08-2014, 10:54 AM
Suarez is playing out of position tbh

resistanze
12-08-2014, 01:53 PM
Suarez is playing out of position tbh

He's been playing at CF recently - Messi was on the wing. Man-eater is just out of form.

lefty
12-08-2014, 02:10 PM
He's been playing at CF recently - Messi was on the wing. Man-eater is just out of form.
yup that's true

Didnt watch their most recent games tbh

Bynumite
12-08-2014, 09:38 PM
It's ironic how the Vaginobili fans in this thread are the ones so strongly opposed to flopping and diving :lol

ElNono
12-08-2014, 10:01 PM
It's ironic how the Vaginobili fans in this thread are the ones so strongly opposed to flopping and diving :lol

who's that? :lol

funny to see a derek fisher fan pointing fingers though...

lefty
12-08-2014, 10:57 PM
:lol

Jodelo
12-12-2014, 01:41 PM
543474477309652994

lefty
12-12-2014, 01:42 PM
#coasting

Kyle Orton
12-12-2014, 03:20 PM
Isco! Scores literally a second after the commentator said he hasn't done shit lol

Jodelo
12-12-2014, 03:21 PM
Isco Disco, nice goal!

Kyle Orton
12-12-2014, 03:26 PM
What a fucking shot by almeria

Jodelo
12-12-2014, 03:26 PM
Nice equalizer!

Kyle Orton
12-12-2014, 03:28 PM
Bale plays like shit every game it seems like yet he keeps scoring


we are spoiled

Jodelo
12-12-2014, 04:24 PM
That 3-1 was great teamplay.

Venti Quattro
12-12-2014, 07:52 PM
Why were Madrid playing on a Friday afternoon? FIFA CWC?

Jodelo
12-13-2014, 07:52 AM
Why were Madrid playing on a Friday afternoon? FIFA CWC?

Yup.

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 08:03 AM
Yup.

David Villa broke his leg in 2011 while competing in the CWC and Barcelona were never the same after that.

Soooo... whose Madrid player's turn is it to break his leg in the CWC?

lefty
12-13-2014, 08:11 AM
David Villa broke his leg in 2011 while competing in the CWC and Barcelona were never the same after that.

Soooo... whose Madrid player's turn is it to break his leg in the CWC?
Someone is afraid of Madrid :lol

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 11:49 AM
Goodbye La Liga title. Madrid is gonna win this shit now. Can't even win against relegation-bound Shitafe.

lefty
12-13-2014, 11:50 AM
:lol Bartha

Omf refs are u kidding me Getafe was going to score

Bynumite
12-13-2014, 11:51 AM
So the midget won't even show up against the likes of Getafe? :lmao What a disgrace.

The ref ending the game with a Getafe player alone against Barca's GK :lol

Jodelo
12-13-2014, 11:51 AM
Ref robbing Getafe the potential game winner. :lol
Venti Quattro: No worries, even the 1970 Brazil team wouldn't win against Getafe...

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 11:55 AM
Getafe played a 5-5-0 formation the whole game but it's not like they don't get that routinely from shitty Spanish sides.

And the referee was bad as well. Missing out on two handballs. I just hate this game and I hate Getafe overall.

lefty
12-13-2014, 12:03 PM
Ref robbing Getafe the potential game winner. :lol
Venti Quattro: No worries, even the 1970 Brazil team wouldn't win against Getafe...

DAF86

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 12:14 PM
FEGHOULI!

:lol commentator said that he's French after scoring
:lol Algeria
:lol lefty

lefty
12-13-2014, 12:18 PM
FEGHOULI!

:lol commentator said that he's French after scoring
:lol Algeria
:lol lefty

:lol he is an uneducated murican tbh

:lol Messi
:lol overshadowed by lolgerian Lacen
:lol Bartha
:lol Venti deflecting

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 12:21 PM
:lol he is an uneducated murican tbh

:lol Messi
:lol overshadowed by lolgerian Lacen
:lol Bartha
:lol Venti deflecting
Crofl I'm not even mad

Don't worry though. UNICEF have already paid all the Club world cup teams to break the legs of five Madrid players. :tu

lefty
12-13-2014, 12:23 PM
Crofl I'm not even mad

Don't worry though. UNICEF have already paid all the Club world cup teams to break the legs of five Madrid players. :tu

:cry stop pls

lefty
12-13-2014, 12:36 PM
2/2 for the Feg !

NASpurs

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 12:37 PM
:lol Rayo Vallecano

lefty
12-13-2014, 12:38 PM
Lol 3-0


Dat Negredo beard though

Venti Quattro
12-13-2014, 12:46 PM
Lol 3-0

Dat Negredo beard though

He shouldn't have left Sevilla.

DAF86
12-13-2014, 01:02 PM
Don't even sweat it scros, this is Madrid's league all the way.

Kyle Orton
12-13-2014, 10:23 PM
We staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacked http://i.imgur.com/kXTPfAg.gif

lefty
12-13-2014, 11:06 PM
^

:lmao at Isco

lefty
12-13-2014, 11:21 PM
Ronaldo : 25 goals this season

HGH + Suarez + Meymar : 24

:lol

Venti Quattro
12-14-2014, 12:07 AM
Ronaldo : 25 goals this season

HGH + Suarez + Meymar : 24

:lol
20 are from penaldos. I don't even have to look at it. Have you Madridistas no shame celebrating Penaldo's penaldos per par?

/DAF86

lefty
12-14-2014, 12:18 AM
20 are from penaldos. I don't even have to look at it. Have you Madridistas no shame celebrating Penaldo's penaldos per par?

/DAF86
At least he converts them unlike HGH

lefty
12-14-2014, 12:20 AM
Oh

And he is also leading La Liga in assists

Venti Quattro
12-14-2014, 12:39 AM
At least he converts them unlike HGH

Are you joking? Messi never misses penalties.


Oh

And he is also leading La Liga in assists

:lol How can someone who never passes lead the La Liga in assists?

Bynumite
12-14-2014, 12:53 AM
Ronaldo is a monster, a one in a billion type player. The best part is that he improves his stats every single season unlike some HGH abusing, tax evading midgets. He's about to become 30 and shows no signs of slowing down. What a beast.

Calendar year goals throughout Ronaldo's entire career:





2002


5




2003


1




2004


14




2005


15




2006


24




2007


34




2008


35




2009


30




2010


48




2011


60




2012


63




2013


69

Bynumite
12-14-2014, 01:04 AM
And even if you don't count the penalties, Ronaldo still has 5 more La Liga goals than the midget and 7 more than Gaymar :lol

lefty
12-14-2014, 01:23 AM
Are you joking? Messi never misses penalties.



:lol How can someone who never passes lead the La Liga in assists?

:lol wtf

Venti Quattro
12-14-2014, 02:02 AM
:lol wtf

:lol :lol :lol what's up my terrorist nigga lefty

lefty
12-16-2014, 04:04 PM
:lmao crazy game between Valencia and Rayo

lefty
12-21-2014, 01:44 AM
:lol WTF is he doing?
(not photoshopped btw)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B5UKMK9IcAAqgIf.jpg:large

lefty
12-22-2014, 11:17 AM
Pepe buys nine tonnes of food for poor families in the Spanish capital


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2871371/Pepe-gets-Christmas-spirit-Real-Madrid-defender-buys-9-000-kilos-food-poor-families-Spanish-capital.html#ixzz3MdyY1lkh
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2871371/Pepe-gets-Christmas-spirit-Real-Madrid-defender-buys-9-000-kilos-food-poor-families-Spanish-capital.html

:cry class

Venti Quattro
12-30-2014, 07:41 AM
:lol Bartha
:lol denied by the Court of Arbitration for Sport
:lol like the crossbar denying Missi

NASpurs
01-03-2015, 02:56 PM
Valencia/Real Madrid tomorrow, damn! Kind of lines up with Arsenal playing an hour and a half later. :hungry:

lefty
01-03-2015, 05:09 PM
In a perfect world, Madrid wins and Feghouli scores

Lol if he misses a sitter like he did vs Bartha

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 11:22 AM
How long before Bale snaps? :lol nigga keeps getting abused by Valencia

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 11:30 AM
Shitty ref. Passing out yellows like party favors

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 11:37 AM
No fucking yellow for Ramos for that shit? Jesus Christ, I don't care if it's his second yellow.

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 11:44 AM
:lol Parejo, stupid yellow bro

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 11:48 AM
Fuck :pctoss what a shitty way to end the half

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:11 PM
1-1 bitches! :tu

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:23 PM
:lmao this is fucking great

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:26 PM
Fucking missed goal is going to bite them in the ass

Venti Quattro
01-04-2015, 12:35 PM
:lol what a dive from Negredo

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:37 PM
:lol what a dive from Negredo

Full 360 in the air :lol

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:43 PM
Holy shit, what a save. Thought that was a certain goal by Ronaldo.

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:46 PM
This is getting butt puckering close.

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:50 PM
What a fucking great game by Orban.

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 12:52 PM
:lmao holy shit, now I can breathe

Incredible game!

resistanze
01-04-2015, 12:53 PM
It's been a good run.

RMAO

Venti Quattro
01-04-2015, 12:58 PM
The first goal is on Pepe. The second goal they have no control of that anymore

Kyle Orton
01-04-2015, 01:01 PM
Fuck! There goes the 22 game streak and if bartha wins today they retake first place in the league. We played like asshole today and the loss of modric really sucks. Ancelotti as great as he is has run these niggas into the ground. They all look tired as fuck IMO. Valencia played very well and their keeper was God. Madrid needs to get their shit together because we have tough fixtures this montj

FUCK

DAF86
01-04-2015, 01:08 PM
If I played as a forward on Real Madrid and got as many penaldos as Tristiano I would probably end up as pichichi too.

DAF86
01-04-2015, 03:00 PM
Messi and Neymar on the bench. Barca better win this game if Luis Enrique plans to keep his job.

Venti Quattro
01-04-2015, 03:05 PM
:lmao :lmao Jordi Alba

lefty
01-04-2015, 03:29 PM
Deserved loss tbh

We were too cocky and played like shit

Congrats NASpurs

resistanze
01-04-2015, 03:30 PM
Deserved loss tbh

We were too cocky and played like shit

where to get good steams of liga tbh? (HD)

lefty
01-04-2015, 03:31 PM
where to get good steams of liga tbh? (HD)

Arenavision
Ronaldo7.net

resistanze
01-04-2015, 03:34 PM
Arenavision
Ronaldo7.net

my nigguh

Jodelo
01-04-2015, 03:36 PM
The streak :depressed

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 03:37 PM
Would had been goal of the year candidate by Canales if that shit went in.

lefty
01-04-2015, 03:38 PM
Lol Ray Hudson working 2 shifts today

NASpurs
01-04-2015, 03:38 PM
Deserved loss tbh

We were too cocky and played like shit

Congrats NASpurs

:tu intense, exciting game

Amuseddaysleeper
01-04-2015, 04:35 PM
Barca :lmao

Dump lucho right now

lefty
01-04-2015, 04:46 PM
Luis Enrique is kinda stupid

Jodelo
01-04-2015, 04:50 PM
:bobo

lefty
01-04-2015, 04:51 PM
Excuxavi bitching :lmao

Losing to Moyes :lol

DAF86
01-04-2015, 05:30 PM
Man, fans should really stop overrating folks that do well on the Premier League, yeah Bale and Suarez are good players but they aren't 180 millons combined good.

Amuseddaysleeper
01-04-2015, 06:31 PM
Most pathetic Barca squad since 2007.

lefty
01-04-2015, 06:43 PM
Man, fans should really stop overrating folks that do well on the Premier League, yeah Bale and Suarez are good players but they aren't 180 millons combined good.

Remember when Serie A was GOAT ? :cry

lefty
01-04-2015, 11:29 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6IDiZ0CQAA_b8Y.jpg

Venti Quattro
01-05-2015, 12:10 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6IDiZ0CQAA_b8Y.jpg

0-1: Marc Bartra
3-1: Gareth Bale

:lmao :lmao :lmao

DAF86
01-05-2015, 12:16 AM
Remember when Serie A was GOAT ? :cry

Why am I quoting myself?

lefty
01-05-2015, 12:25 AM
Why am I quoting myself?
http://media.giphy.com/media/7Z6WWKCO2lpwA/giphy.gif

lefty
01-05-2015, 11:15 AM
Zubizarreta fired by Barcelona

it's me
01-05-2015, 02:47 PM
:lmao midget following Chelsea FC in intagram. barca=fucked

lefty
01-05-2015, 03:10 PM
:lmao midget following Chelsea FC in intagram. barca=fucked
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6nAvffCIAESbEm.jpghttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6nAvswCYAALOaX.jpg

lefty
01-05-2015, 03:10 PM
And Messi and Cesc's wives are good friends as well :lol

(fap)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6m9AebCYAMlGAz.jpg

DAF86
01-05-2015, 03:42 PM
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

it's me
01-05-2015, 03:46 PM
And Messi and Cesc's wives are good friends as well :lol

(fap)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6m9AebCYAMlGAz.jpg


(fap) Indeed.

lefty
01-05-2015, 04:46 PM
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/01/05/9be43f2477ff9fc5a4491c71d0368d39.jpg

Amuseddaysleeper
01-05-2015, 09:15 PM
Messi's gf is a babe

lefty
01-05-2015, 10:07 PM
Messi's gf is a babe
Alpha agrees

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd5Hz-qCQAASDgr.png

Amuseddaysleeper
01-06-2015, 12:21 AM
Alpha agrees

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bd5Hz-qCQAASDgr.png

Haven't us Barca fans had enough for one day :lol

lefty
01-06-2015, 12:37 AM
Haven't us Barca fans had enough for one day :lol
:lol

Jodelo
01-07-2015, 02:07 PM
Atlético-Real!

552904074866462722

lefty
01-07-2015, 02:10 PM
So Ronaldo plays in that shitty useless game vs Milan, but he is rested for a game vs AM


#datlogic

Jodelo
01-07-2015, 02:26 PM
Everyone played against Milan (was in that contract i guess), but the game(s) against Basel/Ludogorets are more headscratching.

Maybe Ancelotti will make more rotations/earlier subs in 2015, it's needed (Kroos for example).

Kyle Orton
01-07-2015, 02:57 PM
play james on the right and bale on the left

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:10 PM
lol Spaniards wearing long sleeves in Madrid

They would die here in the Notheast

Phaggots

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 03:14 PM
:lol fucking crazy sequence

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:15 PM
:lol yup

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:15 PM
:lol Raul Garcia
:lol trolled

Jodelo
01-07-2015, 03:15 PM
Took me 5 minutes to remember how much i hate that fag Arbeloa!

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:15 PM
:lol EPL
:lol Gerrard "World Class"

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:21 PM
wow Varane dat tackle

Jodelo
01-07-2015, 03:24 PM
Varane :toast

Ship Pepe out!

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:28 PM
Varane :toast

Ship Pepe out!
He had to do that tackle because of his turnover tbh :lol

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:34 PM
Lol ramos

lefty
01-07-2015, 03:54 PM
Isco to Arsenal for 64 million pounds, that is the rumour from Star. :lol

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 04:06 PM
Isco to Arsenal for 64 million pounds, that is the rumour from Star. :lol

http://i.imgur.com/6UR39bz.jpg

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 04:07 PM
Such fucking click bait bullshit. Football media is a joke. These people should be held accountable for their lying.

Jodelo
01-07-2015, 04:10 PM
Arbeloa is so bad. :lmao

lefty
01-07-2015, 04:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/6UR39bz.jpg
:lol

lefty
01-07-2015, 04:13 PM
:lmao Ramos

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 04:14 PM
Ramos is a dumbass, these are the things we know.

lefty
01-07-2015, 04:15 PM
It was a light pull though


Garcia added some sauce

50/50 at best

lefty
01-07-2015, 04:16 PM
At least Torres didnt score


That would have been worse

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 04:18 PM
It was a light pull though


Garcia added some sauce

50/50 at best

True but you gotta be smarter than that as a defender. You know these guys will exaggerate the hell out of being pulled down especially in the box.

NASpurs
01-07-2015, 04:20 PM
:lmao what an effort just to get the ball out of the there

lefty
01-07-2015, 04:20 PM
lol taking out James instead of Bale