Kirby attention-whoring again

[Clipper Nation]

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[Big Empty]

announcing his retirement is the rumor

[Seventyniner]

Address the media? About what? No free agents can sign yet.

Unless he's announcing his retirement (or having contracted AIDS) I can't see what merits a TV spot.

[midnightpulp]

I'm watching povertyball.

What's he saying?

[kobe4life]

No way do I believe God is retiring. This is probably a great announcement in which God is going to tell us about his great progress or Laker's free agency.

[Jodelo]

Address the media? About what? No free agents can sign yet.

Unless he's announcing his retirement (or having contracted AIDS) I can't see what merits a TV spot.

Fine with both.

[Jodelo]

New shoes or some other shit is my prediction...

[spursparker9]

No way do I believe God is retiring. This is probably a great announcement in which God is going to tell us about his great progress or Laker's free agency.

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[Clipper Nation]

New shoes or some other shit is my prediction...

He's probably just going to claim to be 100% healthy, only to fake a season-ending injury during the season when the team sucks :lol

Kirby is just jealous that LeBron and Melo are dominating the headlines and nobody gives a shit about him :lol

[-21-]

announcing his retirement is the rumor
That would be good news for Laker fans tbh.

[DMC]

"I rapedPERIOD" -Kirby

[kobe4life]

That would be good news for Laker fans tbh.

Infidel that would be awful news for Laker nation. Without God the Lakers won't win a title.

[IrisHockey]

I will effectively atone for the crimes committed by me..

[midnightpulp]

Meh, it's going to be a whole bunch of nothing. Likely a cliched, "We're gonna give 110% this year and be back" pep talk to Lakers fans.

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[Venti Quattro]

It's just a presser he called because he can.

[Bynumite]

Kobe will always have a crowd, faggots like Chink Nation eat up everything he says, so why not?

[Red Hawk #21]

I don't know how one can talk about Kobe Bryant "Attention-Whoring" when that's all Lebron James does everytime he's a free agent.

[Bynumite]

I don't know how one can talk about Kobe Bryant "Attention-Whoring" when that's all Lebron James does everytime he's a free agent.

Stap pls... don't you know the decision generated money to charity brah? :cry

[RsxPiimp]

He'll announce the revised and much improved Kobe system.

[Thebesteva]

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He addresses the media every year at this time about the team and their direction. Pretty standard stuff tbh

[LittleCriminal]

http://www.thenewsnerd.com/sports/kobe-bryant-re-injures-knee-to-retire/

[-21-]

Infidel that would be awful news for Laker nation. Without God the Lakers won't win a title.
Good news for Laker fans. Kobe has had a great career but he is not helping the team at this point, especially with that contract.

As for Kobe fans like you, obviously it's bad news.

[Robz4000]

Per my sources Kobe has rectal cancer and will be retiring effective immediately...

[Red Hawk #21]

Stap pls... don't you know the decision generated money to charity brah? :cry

:cry But it was for the kids :cry

[baseline bum]

So did this faggot retire yet?

[spurraider21]

State of the Kirbystan address. He'll talk about killer instinct, championship aspiration, etc

[HI-FI]

So did this faggot retire yet?
unfortunately he's the worst type of attention whore, so he won't retire gracefully like a Duncan, he'll just linger like a raping cockroach imo.

[baseline bum]

Meh, it's going to be a whole bunch of nothing. Likely a cliched, "We're gonna give 110% this year and be back" pep talk to Lakers fans.

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mid with the goods

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[LittleCriminal]

So no retirement?

[spurs_fan_in_exile]

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Probably going to claim credit for teaching Germany to win while he was over there getting his fetus injections.

[elmanutres]

Probably going to claim credit for teaching Germany to win while he was over there getting his fetus injections.
:lmao oh shit

[spurraider21]

He's said he wants Byr:loln Sc:loltt

[Venti Quattro]

I don't know how one can talk about Kobe Bryant "Attention-Whoring" when that's all Lebron James does everytime he's a free agent.
Clipper Asian just doing Asian things

[Malice]

Jesus. Dude's ego is so big he thinks he needs to do a State of the Lakers address every year?!

[ElNono]

Probably introducing a new model of The Shitbag...

[manufan10]

Probably introducing a new model of The Shitbag...

So many to choose from already:

http://www.orlandotrend.com/image/cache/data/Products/Nike/Backpacks/886668866307%20Kobe%20Black%20Laptop%20Backpack/Nike-Kobe-Black-Laptop-Backpack-Bag-Lakers-Max-Air-Tarpaulin-1-600x600.jpg
http://image.rakuten.co.jp/selection-j/cabinet/img00014/kobe-121020bag01.jpg
http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m8zBvzVsXnW-iCn7a9Iv56Q.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41VHUe1DIBL._SY300_.jpg
http://www.cutesense.com/cutesense/product/09124/enlarge/LA_Lakers_Kobe_Bryant_School_Backpack_Lunch_Bag_Se t_2.jpg
http://www.cutesense.com/cutesense/product/05770/NBA_Lakers_Kobe_Bryant_School_Backpack_Bag_1.jpg

[Splits]

Probably going to claim credit for teaching Germany to win while he was over there getting his fetus injections.

:lmao

[Ron Swanson]

Probably going to claim credit for teaching Germany to win while he was over there getting his fetus injections.

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[siraulo23]

Lebron trolling the media, he really is coming to LA and kobe is announcing the decision 2.0 :lmao

[Donkeybong]

Clipper Asian just doing Asian things

He's just grumpy because he missed out on his dog-meat lunch and decided to stay glued to twitter all day in hopes that anyone would give a shit about the clippers other than sterling's viagra toting ass.

[kobe4life]

Great press conference by God. It was great to see God in great spirits and I was hyped when he said he was at 218 pounds and was going to slim down even more. I'm telling you guys the league better watch out because God is angry over all the disrespect he has gotten this year about his career being over.

[TheGoldStandard]

Kobe better get ready for a Jeremy Lin deal, its coming

[Thread]

Kobe better get ready for a Jeremy Lin deal, its coming

Let it come.

[Biernutz]

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb270/systime/Kobe_sucks.jpg

[CavsSuperFan]

It is so sad that the common man does not have access to Kobe….I would love to get his opinion on World Hunger, Dispensational Theology, Prosperity TV Preachers who urge the poor to send them money and if given the opportunity to re live that terrible day in Colorado, would he have done anything different…

[Thread]

It is so sad that the common man does not have access to Kobe….I would love to get his opinion on World Hunger, Dispensational Theology, Prosperity TV Preachers who urge the poor to send them money and if given the opportunity to re live that terrible day in Colorado, would he have done anything different…

Anything is possible. "They" goaded James into frog marching Sterling up 13 steps--& lynching his ass. Just like that.

[pgardn]

State of the Kirbystan address. He'll talk about killer instinct, championship aspiration, etc

Now we how much Kirbystan weighs.
The Economist is doing a follow up including the nation's long held cultural practice of rape before medical procedures.