LeBron James Considers Additional Options - Reports the Onion

[Darkwaters]

I know it's not Spurs related, but it made me laugh. :lol

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/26/26729/original/700.jpg?8127

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-lebron-james-leaning-toward-joining-alqae,36417/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default

[Russ]

I know it's not Spurs related, but it made me laugh. :lol



Whattaya mean it's not Spurs related?


After viewing its latest pitch highlighting all he could accomplish with its organization, NBA power forward LeBron James confirmed Tuesday that he is currently leaning toward joining the militant Islamic group Al-Qaeda. . . . I’m certain they have the personnel to take out both L.A. and San Antonio.

[Darkwaters]

:lol The best part of this article!


he believes heading to Al-Qaeda remains his best opportunity to defeat the West in the immediate future.

[benstanfield]

I think Lebron should actually leak his decision to the Onion first. Their heads would explode and the internet would probably collapse in on itself when they tried to report it.

[Nbadan]

...or he could just leak it to Stephen A. Smith...

[Slomo]

http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/9...eir-next-moves (http://www.funnyordie.com/articles/94ea39d871/chris-bosh-and-lebron-james-text-discussion-about-their-next-moves)

[Darkwaters]

Slomo - that is amazing...I almost fell off my couch

[Captivus]

His agent is missing!
:lol