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sa_butta
08-19-2005, 04:12 PM
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1505898.html?menu=

Cow jailed in Colombia

A cow has been put in prison after it was blamed for a road accident in Colombia.
The cow was wandering along a road in Giron when was hit by a woman on a motorcycle.

The woman was not badly hurt but police decided the cow was a danger and 'arrested' it.

Officers were unable to find out who owns the car and are keeping it in the town's prison.

A police spokesman said: "If it was a person who caused the accident, he or she would be behind bars, so why not a cow?"

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1505904.html?menu=

Boy built backyard rollercoaster
A 14-year-old German boy has been ordered to pull down a 300ft long roller coaster which he built in his backyard.

The boy, unnamed due to German privacy laws, from Offenburg built the 16-foot-high wooden construction over the summer holidays.

He even designed his own carriage which can reach speeds of up to 30 mph.

But local town planning officials say he must pull it down again because he did not ask for planning permission.

They say the construction is too large and not built to rollercoaster safety standards. The boy has until mid-September to tear it down if he wants to avoid a fine.

PHANTOM21
08-19-2005, 04:20 PM
the cow should of stayed on the udder side of the road


get it?

PHANTOM21
08-19-2005, 04:22 PM
the cow only crossed the road because it didn't see anything moooooving towards him

get it?

PHANTOM21
08-19-2005, 04:23 PM
i guess you could say the police had a beef against the cow


get it?

midgetonadonkey
08-19-2005, 04:25 PM
The cow is now getting ass fucked.

Get it?

PHANTOM21
08-19-2005, 04:27 PM
they should of just left the cow alone, there's no reason to cry over spilled milk

get it?

midgetonadonkey
08-19-2005, 04:33 PM
The cops that arrested him are a bunch of COWards.

Get it?

Ishta
08-19-2005, 04:35 PM
Annoying......get It

SWC Bonfire
08-19-2005, 04:37 PM
Boy built backyard rollercoaster
A 14-year-old German boy has been ordered to pull down a 300ft long roller coaster which he built in his backyard.

The boy, unnamed due to German privacy laws, from Offenburg built the 16-foot-high wooden construction over the summer holidays.

He even designed his own carriage which can reach speeds of up to 30 mph.

But local town planning officials say he must pull it down again because he did not ask for planning permission.

They say the construction is too large and not built to rollercoaster safety standards. The boy has until mid-September to tear it down if he wants to avoid a fine.

This is awesome beyond words. So what if a few kids get killed.

midgetonadonkey
08-19-2005, 04:37 PM
The cow thinks it's annoying as well.

Get it?

PHANTOM21
08-19-2005, 04:47 PM
I dont see a problem with milking a few lame jokes out of this story

get it?

The sone
08-19-2005, 06:58 PM
oh my friggin gosh...you two need smoke a fattie and find a hobby.

midgetonadonkey
08-19-2005, 07:28 PM
The cows hobby is smoking the grass.

Get it?

Trainwreck2100
08-19-2005, 07:29 PM
Cows pretty fat too.