Church of @tspence26

[Splits]

:worthy:


[Marco Belinelli]
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[Marco Belinelli] too bad those new potential members wont be able to get their accounts approved
[TimDunkem] I respect you for confronting this forum Spence.
[spurraider21] tspence you are THAT DUDE
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[Marco Belinelli] because timvp and kori leftr the forum
[TimDunkem] Thanks for following my link here
[Marco Belinelli] because IT STILL HURTS :CRY
[spurraider21] tspence broke the story and informed lebron that he will be joining the cleveland cavs
[SanDiegoSpursFan] im happy that new members cant approve i cant stand half the new fans on reddit
[spurraider21] rumor has it
[TSpence26] obviously i can't release any names or info, and it's not a front office guy but he's been a good friend of mine since 2002
[Despot] Do you all know what "Pau" means in porteguese???
[mencken] don't think it's cool expect him to give up his source to random people on the internet
[TimDunkem] Then why have you only just begun releasing info?
[Leebrix] old member here.... no working account
[TSpence26] is there normally 15 people in the chat room at 3 in the morning
[Splits] boom, tspence just tweeted this ongoing chat. expect a flood in 3... 2...
[Splits] lmao no
[Splits] there's not even 15 people in here during finals
[Holden_Caulfield] so the lakers want bonner and ayres?
[Marco Belinelli] if he doesnt revlea his source then we have to assume that its bullshut tbqh without a track record fwiw
[spurraider21] so Yankees, Lakers, Cowboys... you like successful teams, hu
[Marco Belinelli] bonner = the piece
[kjhip1] Cowboys?
[spurraider21] spence, this chat is basically always empty tbh
[kjhip1] not in a long time
[turb0time] craziest night for me on ST
[spurraider21] all 20 of us are here just for you
[TSpence26] spurraider, are you going to say anything about me liking the sharks/wash huskies?
[Meta] Even if this is all bullshit, it's been a fun night
[turb0time] ^
[kjhip1] it really has
[TSpence26] and cowboys fan.. 1. growing up in california, I hated these 49ers fans. 2. cousin lives in gilmer. 3.... cowboys fucking suck.
[kjhip1] yep
[spurraider21] Spence don't me mad, you have no clue. i'm literally ur #1 fan tonight
[spurraider21] standing up to Woj
[kjhip1] and im a fan
[kjhip1] Woj retracted
[TimDunkem] Pssh I am. I brought him here
[kjhip1] though
[Splits] so TSpence26: if JD is your MIA source and not your Pau source, can you give us a hint as to where your Pau to Spurs info came from?
[Marco Belinelli] woj = liar
[TSpence26] you guys are way cooler then miami fans.
[spurraider21] spence took him on before he retraded
[spurraider21] like a bawss
[Leebrix] someone send me a link to tspence's heroics... i missed it
[TimDunkem] At least we care enough about our team to check up with your random ass, Spence
[Meta] Miami Fans, isn't that an oxymoron
[Marco Belinelli] woj is a fkn liar
[Duncan4MVP] True or not, this has been entertaining. Well done.
[TimDunkem] ^
[spurraider21] ^
[kjhip1] go to page 70 on up of Gasol thread
[Holden_Caulfield] is your source still awake?
[TSpence26] yes, we are talking right now
[TSpence26] well.. I am texting him
[Marco Belinelli]
[TSpence26] waiting for reply
[spurraider21] spence you have literally become a quasi-legend on spurstalk overnight
[Splits] is it derrick rose?
[Despot] TSpence, once you are proven wrong, can you help us troll other team boards??
[kjhip1]
[Marco Belinelli] Is your source KoolAidMan tbh?
[spurraider21]
[TSpence26] no
[PeterShowonder]
[kjhip1] or RobDiaz
[Duncan4MVP]
[TSpence26] so you guys really hate me for being a cowboys/lakers/yankees/sharks/huskies fan hhaahaha
[Splits] Is it a faggot named HarlemHeat37?
[spurraider21] timmyTozo is his source
[TSpence26] better then being a 49ers fan.
[TimDunkem] We just hate Lakerfans tbh
[spurraider21] he bets his life on it
[Marco Belinelli] MalikHairston :cry
[spurraider21] LMAo
[spurraider21] guys he's on vacation :cry
[Holden_Caulfield] send your source a selfie
[Marco Belinelli] pecker
[Splits] :lmao
[kjhip1] is your source on twitter
[spurraider21] i dont wana scare spence away, we have a spurstalk legend here
[Marco Belinelli] is your source the voices in your head?
[spurraider21] bullying woj in the paint
[TSpence26] Sources close to the situation told ESPN.com's Ramona late Friday that a sign-and-trade arrangement with the Bulls has not been struck, with the Lakers still looking for draft compensation -- as they received in Friday's earlier trade with Houston to take
[TSpence26] That is a copy and paste btw, not coming from me.
[spurraider21] dont mess with momo
[Splits] so spence, we can forgive your laker fandom because they will suck for eternity. the rest of your teams we don't GAF about
[TSpence26] no cowboys fans in here?
[TSpence26] btw... lebron was a cowboys/yankees fan haha
[kjhip1] yes but god we suck
[TimDunkem] They have bags over their heads, I think
[Marco Belinelli] lebron pos
[Splits] plenty i'm sure, but american rugby sucks
[TSpence26] OK I do have an update.
[Marco Belinelli] SPEAK
[TimDunkem] DONT LIE
[TSpence26] this time for real
[kjhip1] here we go
[Marco Belinelli] OMG
[Splits] *sits on pins and needles*
[TSpence26] want me to tweet it
[Marco Belinelli] YES
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[Holden_Caulfield] omg omg
[Marco Belinelli] POST IT HERE FIRST
[Meta] Yes
[Despot] Cowboys fans only show themselves out in public adter a win
[TSpence26] or on here first?
[TimDunkem] He's trolling
[Splits] no give it to us first
[Marco Belinelli] FEED ME
[spurraider21] here worst. we're your legit fans
[Splits] *shakes with anticipation*
[TimDunkem] Well, we're giving you the time of day...err night
[Duncan4MVP] Come on, now. Out with it
[Marco Belinelli] April Fool's
[TimDunkem] TROLL
[Meta]
[spurraider21] inb4 spence says "i'ts me, Thread"
[TimDunkem]
[Splits] LMAO
[Duncan4MVP]
[kjhip1]
[turb0time] LFMAO
[808] rockeith has 100% entered the chat, he will say
[SanDiegoSpursFan]
[TSpence26] ok so bulls/lakers DID discuss sign and trade scenarios earlier but nothing worked and went down. And "still sticking to original belief that Gasol will be a Spur by Sunday"
[Marco Belinelli]
[Splits] like Dale would know how to use the twitter
[kjhip1] now its Sunday
[TimDunkem] The twitter.
[Splits] sunday?
[TSpence26] no, its saturday
[ZeeBigFour] My Kings beat the Sharks four straight from down 0-3. So, I can't hate on that
[spurraider21] "the twitter"
[Holden_Caulfield] before or after the world cup?
[Marco Belinelli] let the backtracking begin
[Marco Belinelli] tbh
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[kjhip1] thread is going to hit 100 easily
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[dnem] is that the real marco belinelli?
[TSpence26] I was told midnight saturday . so technically 12:00 (sunday)
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[Marco Belinelli] sup
[TimDunkem] What have I done?
[Despot] Spence, the whole world already knew that
[TSpence26] but if we want to be technical.. 11:59 saturday.
[spurraider21] if gasol actaully joins the spurs we need to sticky a thread about TSpence
[Splits] PST or EST?
[kjhip1] 1007 herein hawaii
[TimDunkem] We have all this false hope...
[TSpence26] PST.
[Holden_Caulfield] church of spence. do it.
[TSpence26] i should tweet this "BREAKING NEWS: When it's 12:00 AM, it's midnight"
[808] what island im from hawaii too
[ZeeBigFour] Yea, Pau don't want to miss the WC Final with any of this stuff
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[spurraider21] i was discussing the cap thing with chinook, and there is a S&T scenario that could work
[spurraider21] oh god timvretard...
[Marco Belinelli] pau isnt watching football after watching his nation get assraped in the group stage
[spurraider21] if the lakers stretch nash, they can sign and trade Pau for Dunleavy and Snell as the return pieces
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[ZeeBigFour] Doesn't matter. All football fans tune in for the WC Final
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[spurraider21] but pau's salary would have to be like 6.5 mil, which isn't significantly more than the MLE
[TimDunkem] There are S&T options, but they're unlikely which is why I still have hope that Spence isn't bullshitting.
[Marco Belinelli] this is a quality troll though
[TSpence26] who was that guy earlier saying we were all stupid and that gasol is going to chicago
[Marco Belinelli] makes me want tot try the same on other teams

[TimDunkem]

:lol

[BatManu20]

He's already a legend in my book tbh.

[spurraider21]

:worthy:

[Holden_Caulfield]

he needs to write an essay, tbh

[BatManu20]

He has spoken

487873598753759232

[BatManu20]

It's a shame that only like 15-20 users are even going to know what this thread is about :lol

[Splits]

GrGo9MHigqg

THE MAN HIMSELF

[TimDunkem]

It's a shame that only like 15-20 users are even going to know what this thread is about :lol

He's already a legend in my book tbh.

[HI-FI]

:lmao
this guy is already part of ST lore.

[Slomo]

His account is now approved

[anakha]

His account is now approved

:tu

[Splits]

His account is now approved

Genius

[Splits]

His account is now approved

He can't post. Can you look into why?

[Emperor]

His account got approved way quicker than mine. Guess that happens when you're not a legend upon arrival.

[Splits]

BUP5HCjCEdM

WARNING: SOURCE REVEALED

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[playbonner15]

He can't post. Can you look into why?
Should'v paid for premium account to post

[TampaDude]

:lol this thread

[spursparker9]

please give him a spurstalk medal or trophy if he is right

[Blizzardwizard]

This is great :lol

[PublicOption]

TSpence26 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=48664)......has done more with 4 post then I ever have with 1400.....not to mention my 10000 posts under banned names. flash gordon and cs292.:p::huddle:

[PublicOption]

...If this dude is right....he needs to be elevated to a moderator.....it would be some kind of record.

[xmas1997]

It will be nice to have some "insider information" around here again if that is the case.
There hasn't been any for a long time.

[rastaspur]

My sources tell me it is a done deal. Pau was spotted last night at a tattoo parlor getting a spur tatted on his calf. . News to come soon

[Twisted_Dawg]

His account is now approved

Can you tell us where his IP address is located?

[rastaspur]

Can you tell us where his IP address is located?

In a tattoo parlor

[thispego]

You guys are faggots :rolleyes

[jag]

His account is now approved

:lmao

[Ron Swanson]

We are all witnesses.

[SupremeGuy]

What the fuck did I miss last night? :lol

[anakha]

What the fuck did I miss last night? :lol

Greatness.

[Twisted_Dawg]

What the fuck did I miss last night? :lol


Greatness.

Or, one of the all time great troll jobs!

[Agloco]

Or, one of the all time great troll jobs!

This. My money is on Luva or Kool having a field day on these fools after Pau goes to CHI.

[anakha]

Or, one of the all time great troll jobs!

Still greatness.

[xmas1997]

If on the level, it will be nice to have an "insider" in here again.
Once upon a time we had a bunch.

[32fastest]

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu22/Fastest32/Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353646-302-450.jpg (http://s630.photobucket.com/user/Fastest32/media/Troll-Doll-troll-dolls-1353646-302-450.jpg.html)

Tbh. I hope not but that would be more epic than him being legit.

[spursparker9]

487956926915825664

is it safe to say that it all started with Bosh trolling Houston?

[doobs]

Goddammit, this fucker's getting my hopes up for no reason. Gasol isn't necessary but would be great. I'm just going to assume he's going to Chicago, and be pleasantly surprised if he comes to SA.

[playbonner15]

Greatness.
Or faggotry. Still remains to be seen

[anakha]

Or faggotry. Still remains to be seen


Still greatness.

[TheGoldStandard]

Sign me up... TSpence with the goods. Remember where you were when it happened, when the word was given.

[myhc]

tspence has been on the money with everything so far. even breaking news before woj. i'm definitely a believer. and if his pau call is true?.....

[DapDaGenius]

Who is he?

[TheGoldStandard]

tspence has been on the money with everything so far. even breaking news before woj. i'm definitely a believer. and if his pau call is true?.....

He was dropping truth bombs in the middle of the night when all the other insiders were fast asleep. TSpence doesn't require sleep

[xmas1997]

How can he be on the money this time?
All other reports are saying that the Pau S&T is nearing completion with the Bulls.

[Nathan89]

This nigga better be a regular on Spurstalk after cutting in line in front of thousands that want a new account.

[Cowboys_Wear_Spurs]

How can he be on the money this time?
All other reports are saying that the Pau S&T is nearing completion with the Bulls.

Bc it's based off that guys tweet from Marca. Even the Bulls own inside reporter hasn't seen nothing. That should tell you all you need to know.

[Nathan89]

How can he be on the money this time?
All other reports are saying that the Pau S&T is nearing completion with the Bulls.

T-Spence is adamant that they are wrong. You just have to trust him tbh.

[playbonner15]

This nigga better be a regular on Spurstalk after cutting in line in front of thousands that want a new account.
dat VIP Express tho :lol

[Spur|n|Austin]

What the fuck did I miss last night? :lol

It was a trip to watch the birth of a savior.

[xmas1997]

T-Spence is adamant that they are wrong. You just have to trust him tbh.

I can understand that at the time he reported this that they were wrong, but things change, new developments occur.
Yes, he was right about what he said last night and early this morning, but what about right now?
Didn't he say that Gasol would be a Spur by midnight tonight?
How can this still be, especially with ongoing negotiations?
That is what I do not get.

[32fastest]

So what's the course of action if this dude is wrong?

[Blizzardwizard]

So what's the course of action if this dude is wrong?
Extract his soul and feed it to Chris Broussard.

[myhc]

So what's the course of action if this dude is wrong?

banish him downstairs.

[32fastest]

Who is he?



http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu22/Fastest32/Mobile%20Uploads/sharememe0069969707.jpg (http://s630.photobucket.com/user/Fastest32/media/Mobile%20Uploads/sharememe0069969707.jpg.html)

[Ron Swanson]

:lol

[TheGoldStandard]

TSpence doesn't sleep, he's just giving everyone else a chance.

[jmard5]

So, any relevant updates? :wakeup

[myhc]

The church is getting real restless right now. We're missing our morning sermon and getting very antsy.

[Blizzardwizard]

This church looks like it might be going down Henry the 8th style.

[Spur|n|Austin]

This church could be burned to the ground.

[Twisted_Dawg]

So what's the course of action if this dude is wrong?


Extract his soul and feed it to Chris Broussard.


banish him downstairs.

Or hunt him down and chase him through the streets like those South American soccer fans do when a goalie misses blocking a shot.

[32fastest]

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu22/Fastest32/burning-church.jpg (http://s630.photobucket.com/user/Fastest32/media/burning-church.jpg.html)

[DJR210]

This church is for faggots

[ohmwrecker]

I don't get it.

[florige]

I don't get it.



Me neither. Dude looks like he only has 4 post. I am obviously missing something. lol

[ohmwrecker]

I don't get it.

[DapDaGenius]

http://i630.photobucket.com/albums/uu22/Fastest32/Mobile%20Uploads/sharememe0069969707.jpg (http://s630.photobucket.com/user/Fastest32/media/Mobile%20Uploads/sharememe0069969707.jpg.html)

Doesn't answer my question.

[Splits]

Hilariousness ensued last night in the Gasol thread.

[TheGoldStandard]

He's lurking

[anakha]

Greatness, indeed.

[Hemotivo]

He's already a legend in my book tbh.

:lol :tu

[Trainwreck2100]

approved and colored in less than 24 hours i mean damn