View Full Version : Mavs: Congrats mavfan - you get the Dick
jeebus
07-13-2014, 03:28 PM
488419414065557505
:lol
Cuban is a cheap motherfucker. Collecting fossils for the minimum. :lol
Muser
07-13-2014, 03:30 PM
Can't imagine he will do anything but ride the bench.
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07-13-2014, 03:30 PM
Duncan will commute for Dick.
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07-13-2014, 03:31 PM
Can't imagine he will do anything but ride the bench.
Bend over. I'll ride the fuckin' bench.
spurraider21
07-13-2014, 03:31 PM
:lol Vince Carter replacement
jeebus
07-13-2014, 03:31 PM
Can't imagine he will do anything but ride the bench.
He's taking Carter's vacant 6th man spot. :lobt:
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07-13-2014, 03:31 PM
:lol
Cuban is a cheap motherfucker. Collecting fossils for the minimum. :lol
He's a bottom feeder and who besides Duncan is a bigger bottom than Dick?
Clipper Nation
07-13-2014, 03:33 PM
:rollin
He's a bottom feeder and who besides Duncan is a bigger bottom than Dick?
You can confirm this?
Muser
07-13-2014, 03:33 PM
Bend over. I'll ride the fuckin' bench.
I've got no problem with you tbh, no need for that.
djohn2oo8
07-13-2014, 03:34 PM
Goddamn Dirk taking a paycut to get some Dick.
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07-13-2014, 03:35 PM
I've got no problem with you tbh, no need for that.
But, Muse, we're not close like the old days. What happened? You were my muse, Muse.
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07-13-2014, 03:35 PM
Goddamn Dirk taking a paycut to get some Dick.
Somebody better call somebodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!
Goddamn Dirk taking a paycut to get some Dick.
Son, who's the chick pounding the floor all oiled up? Damn
My Fault
07-13-2014, 03:38 PM
I don't see the plan here. Like Cuban building a year to year team each summer.
mavsfan1000
07-13-2014, 03:40 PM
We stacked.
lurker
07-13-2014, 03:49 PM
Welcome to our new Spurs killer
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07-13-2014, 03:53 PM
Welcome to our new Spurs killer
Only if he has AIDs & Duncan let's him go bareback.
IrisHockey
07-13-2014, 03:54 PM
solid signing, spaces the floor and shoots 3's at 40% clip
baseline bum
07-13-2014, 03:58 PM
Welcome to our new Spurs killer
He only kills the Spurs when he's on the team. :lol
He is the one that handed Game 1 of the Golden State series to the Spurs in 2013. :lmao
baseline bum
07-13-2014, 04:00 PM
LOL Spurs went from getting 8'ed to 3 WCF, 2 Finals, and 1 title as soon as they dumped Dick off on Golden State. Still can't believe GS took him for the Spurs #29 pick. :lmao
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07-13-2014, 04:08 PM
LOL Spurs went from getting 8'ed to 3 WCF, 2 Finals, and 1 title as soon as they dumped Dick off on Golden State. >>>>>>Still can't believe GS took him for the Spurs #29 pick. :lmao
I'll just bet you can't.
elmanutres
07-13-2014, 04:17 PM
As much as I hate the mavs, I would never wish the dick jefferson upon the mavs.
baseline bum
07-13-2014, 04:17 PM
I'll just bet you can't.
Golden State essentially paid $12 million for the #29 pick that year by trading Jackson's 1 year deal for Dick's 2 years and the pick. :lol
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07-13-2014, 04:19 PM
Golden State essentially paid $12 million for the #29 pick that year by trading Jackson's 1 year deal for Dick's 2 years and the pick. :lol
I know, I know. It's demoralizing. No rhyme nor reason in the world for it. It's like it a good old boy network instead of a cut throat business, Dennis.
SpursOwn
07-13-2014, 04:27 PM
LOL lakersfag still trollin timmy? Put his gf up against yours....wait 16,000 posts? Nevermind, no way you got a gf tbh. :lol
And hahaha Mavs! RJ is the fucking worst. Good luck.
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07-13-2014, 04:33 PM
LOL lakersfag still trollin timmy? Put his gf up against yours....wait 16,000 posts? Nevermind, no way you got a gf tbh. :lol
And hahaha Mavs! RJ is the fucking worst. Good luck.
That "gf" is a plant. Tim Duncan is a piss pot faggot. And you know it. And you didn't mind admitting it at 6. Now that you're at 5 you wanna act all high & mighty. Not as long as I'm goose stepping these halls.
Muser
07-13-2014, 05:09 PM
But, Muse, we're not close like the old days. What happened? You were my muse, Muse.
Took a long vacation from Spurstalk and the internet in general. I always liked you as a poster Cub, you tell it how it is.
dude sucks harder than the last "dick" we had aka "dick breath" george
baseline bum
07-13-2014, 05:13 PM
^ Yeah, Dick sucks. I would take George over Jefferson any fucking day of the week.
Franklin
07-13-2014, 05:35 PM
ain't a bad signing at all for vet minimum imho.
mercos
07-13-2014, 06:22 PM
Wow, first they overpay Parsons and now Dick Jefferson? My condolences Mav fans.
ironman2886
07-13-2014, 06:33 PM
^ Yeah, Dick sucks.
Circle answer
a)Literally
b)Figuratively
c)Both
Findog
07-13-2014, 06:55 PM
Can't imagine he will do anything but ride the bench.
He played 28 mpg last year for a terrible Jazz team and shot 41 percent from three. If he can do that in half the court time at the vet minimum I am totally fine with this signing. Essentially he's replacing Vince.
Franklin
07-13-2014, 06:57 PM
The cuckold rate in Dallas will be doubled next year with the double Chandlers joining us tbh :lol
Jacob1983
07-13-2014, 11:24 PM
Where is Michael Scott and his god please no god no? This just screams that. Why is this bozo even in the NBA? Is it because people are fascinated by his possible homosexuality?
BlackSwordsMan
07-13-2014, 11:58 PM
Who's legs going to be more tired at the end of season dirk or mills?
tee,hee
I told you after the Year of the Dirk, Mark cashed in and he's a slum lord now.
Where is Michael Scott and his god please no god no? This just screams that. Why is this bozo even in the NBA? Is it because people are fascinated by his possible homosexuality?
Because he shoots 40% or so from 3 and can jump.
Duncan will commute for Dick.
Duncan rang this year while Kobe didn't. Let us proceed.
Floyd Pacquiao
07-14-2014, 12:19 AM
:lol, get ready mavfan for the most softest defense you've ever seen.
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07-14-2014, 03:54 AM
Duncan rang this year while Kobe didn't. Let us proceed.
Duncan still enjoys cock though.
Duncan still enjoys cock though.
Kobe tried, yet Duncan prevailed, hence 5. Let us proceed.
spurraider21
07-14-2014, 05:23 AM
Duncan still enjoys cock though.
you've gone from cold hard facts to teenage level gossip. my god, Duncan 5 has ruined you :lol
Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 07:02 AM
Duncan still enjoys cock though.
You've nary a Tape to prove it.
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07-14-2014, 09:02 AM
you've gone from cold hard facts to teenage level gossip. my god, Duncan 5 has ruined you :lol
What's queer is that your people here admitted Duncan's homosexuality it at 6. Now you want to roll back the pages at 5.
Uh, uh.
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07-14-2014, 09:03 AM
Kobe tried, yet Duncan prevailed, hence 5. Let us proceed.
Kobe: 5
the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5
Bill_Brasky
07-14-2014, 09:08 AM
damn......first you max the pump fake specialist, then you replace a nice vet roleplayer in marion with no defense, cant find his shot in the playoffs soft dick. good job cuban.
spurraider21
07-14-2014, 10:41 AM
What's queer is that your people here admitted Duncan's homosexuality it at 6. Now you want to roll back the pages at 5.
Uh, uh.
nuh uh. Not me, sir. I've been going back and forth with you on this since you started parroting that childish rumor, and you know it
Henrik Sedin
07-14-2014, 10:50 AM
:lol
It's a damn good thing Houston didn't match that offer on Parsons, otherwise Dallas may have had to offer Marion a contract to start again. If Dallas expects Jefferson to match VC's production, they shouldn't hold their breath. Jefferson hasn't aged horribly, but not as gracefully as Carter.
What's funny is that Cuban definitely did that deal on Parsons to say "f*ck Houston", but Dallas almost got owned by the Rockets GM.. they are lucky he didn't match that offer.
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07-14-2014, 10:55 AM
nuh uh. Not me, sir. I've been going back and forth with you on this since you started parroting that childish rumor, and you know it
Sure, I'll play Hell finding one of ya's to admit it now, but, it happened at 6.
spurraider21
07-14-2014, 11:25 AM
Sure, I'll play Hell finding one of ya's to admit it now, but, it happened at 6.
never from me and you know it
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07-14-2014, 11:34 AM
never from me and you know it
No, I didn't know that. But, I'll take your word for it. You've lied rarely.
Chris
07-14-2014, 05:36 PM
This just made my day :lol
Goddamn Dirk taking a paycut to get some Dick.
He only kills the Spurs when he's on the team. :lol
He is the one that handed Game 1 of the Golden State series to the Spurs in 2013. :lmao
:lmao
Thebesteva
07-14-2014, 06:34 PM
:lol
Cuban is a cheap motherfucker. Collecting fossils for the minimum. :lol
:lol Seriously, who in the actual fuck breaks up a championship team in their prime and trades them all to save from the luxury tax?
Franklin
07-14-2014, 08:38 PM
:lol Seriously, who in the actual fuck breaks up a championship team in their prime and trades them all to save from the luxury tax?
Cuban didn't do that to evade tax imho, he broke up that team for the hope of assembling triple D.
Kobe: 5
the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5
Who won the 2014 NBA championship? Duncan or Kobe?
He played 28 mpg last year for a terrible Jazz team and shot 41 percent from three. If he can do that in half the court time at the vet minimum I am totally fine with this signing. Essentially he's replacing Vince.
Vince is better, but for Vet. Min dollars - you can't complain.
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07-15-2014, 09:34 AM
Who won the 2014 NBA championship? Duncan or Kobe?
Nonetheless Tim is still queer as a $3 dollar bill & he's the tired old shit bag.
Mori Chu
07-15-2014, 10:10 AM
Richard Jefferson is still in the NBA?
mavsfan1000
07-15-2014, 10:15 AM
If he takes all of Crowder's minutes, I will be pissed.
Nonetheless Tim is still queer as a $3 dollar bill & he's the tired old shit bag.
So who won? Duncan or Kobe? Stop deflecting Cul
Ginobili3
07-15-2014, 09:28 PM
The title :lmao
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