Midget :lmao

[Bynumite]

Failed to win the World Cup in his home continent, with one of the best statistical defenses in the competition and a stacked front line.

:lmao

Long live the reich mah niggas :toast

[ElNono]

nigga needs to reload on HGH... he was barely walking out there

[Bynumite]

nigga needs to reload on HGH... he was barely walking out there

Son, no excuses after coasting throughout the entire season.

[IrisHockey]

cant imagine the amount of pussy that gotze guy is going to run through tonight

[Bynumite]

Midget stat padding during the group stage against scrub teams Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia and missing in action in the knockout stages :lmao

[IrisHockey]

Midget stat padding during the group stage against scrub teams Iran, Nigeria and Bosnia and missing in action in the knockout stages :lmao

:lol but but but he created 27 scoring chances :cry

[baseline bum]

LOL that looked like Westbrook's last shot at the end of Game 6 of the WCF.

[midnightpulp]

It's settled. Manu is the greatest Argie athlete since the coked up midget.

[ElNono]

Son, no excuses after coasting throughout the entire season.

no excuses, Germany was better... Just sayin...

[BatManu20]

:lol Internet forum nobodies making fun of the greatest footballer in the world

[Bynumite]

no excuses, Germany was better... Just sayin...

Not refuting that. Always thought the germans were the best, most stacked team in the tournament.

I'm just saying you can't use the tired excuse with the midget when he was clearly coasting @ Barca.

[IrisHockey]

:lmao grand total of 0 goals in the knockout stages

[ElNono]

Not refuting that. Always thought the germans were the best, most stacked team in the tournament.

I'm just saying you can't use the tired excuse with the midget when he was clearly coasting @ Barca.

He looked burned out like in Barca... I just don't know what's going on... dude is only 27...

[m>s]

It's settled. Manu is the greatest Argie athlete since the coked up midget.
sieg heil faggot!!!!! FUCK YOU !!!!!! GO GERMANY GO!!!!!

[ElNono]

lol golden ball... FIFA marketing at it's finest

[Bynumite]

At least the midget won't go home empty handed :lol

Golden Ball award :cry

[Dick Jones]

Nazis defeat Nazi sympathizers

[m>s]

Nazis defeat Nazi sympathizers
and north picklebreaths would've defeated the south without US assistance imho

[IrisHockey]

Nazis defeat Nazi sympathizers

they're gonna cash you out, dick.

[Infinite_limit]

:lol Internet forum nobodies making fun of the greatest footballer in the world
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cn-denNxXdw/UV0i1lQw-fI/AAAAAAAAA0M/54DbFangW44/s1600/Bastian+Schweinsteiger+Girlfriend-3.jpg

[BatManu20]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cn-denNxXdw/UV0i1lQw-fI/AAAAAAAAA0M/54DbFangW44/s1600/Bastian+Schweinsteiger+Girlfriend-3.jpg

Yes Sarah Brandner is quite the haul. She's also like 6'0" which I like. Even taller than Bastian.

[Infinite_limit]

Yes Sarah Brandner is quite the haul. She's also like 6'0" which I like. Even taller than Bastian.
Goetze's GF is a knockout

[ironman2886]

:lol at soccer. A sport full of crying fairies running around reenacting soldiers getting shot.

[Infinite_limit]

:lol at soccer. A sport full of crying fairies running around reenacting soldiers getting shot.
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/10540850_907723635921098_8327249369094119871_n_zps a68a3a79.jpg

[ironman2886]

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/10540850_907723635921098_8327249369094119871_n_zps a68a3a79.jpg
Pu$$y. He took out his tampon and rubbed it on his face. Soccer 101.

[Clipper Nation]

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/10540850_907723635921098_8327249369094119871_n_zps a68a3a79.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/oEqTB2v.jpg

:lol Soccer
:lol Homosexual third-world lawn game

[Infinite_limit]

Pu$$y. He took out his tampon and rubbed it on his face. Soccer 101.
American football players are out of the game for little concussions

[ironman2886]

American football players are out of the game for little concussions
Soccer isn't a sport. It's just a Civil War reenactment. It's unf#cking watchable.

[midnightpulp]

American football players are out of the game for little concussions

So was that German player.

Understandable. Concussions ain't anything to fuck with. This ain't the 80's anymore.

[Infinite_limit]

Soccer isn't a sport. It's just a Civil War reenactment. It's unf#cking watchable.
You obviously watch sport for the commercials

[midnightpulp]

You obviously watch sport for the commercials

Didn't you meltdown when the 9ers lost?

[ironman2886]

You obviously watch sport for the commercials
Really? Soccer and commercials= S#it I hate watching.

[Infinite_limit]

Really? Soccer and commercials= S#it I hate watching.
Soccer doesn't have commercials. NFL is 11 minutes of Action. 2 hours of Ads

[Infinite_limit]

Didn't you meltdown when the 9ers lost?
Yes. But nothing compares to World Cup, Euro Cup or Champions League

[ironman2886]

Soccer doesn't have commercials. NFL is 11 minutes of Action. 2 hours of Ads
Yeah, and I effing hate it. Soccer has the best athletes in the world. I still can't stand watching it. If I wanted to watch acting, I'd go to the movies or Broadway.

[midnightpulp]

Yes. But nothing compares to World Cup, Euro Cup or Champions League

Well, maybe for people who are actually from countries of soccer powers.

You bandwagoned Germany out of your Euro love. Hardly an authentic connection.

When did you start loving the 3rd World Lawn game? Your original account never posted in the soccer forum.

[Dick Jones]

and north picklebreaths would've defeated the south without US assistance imho
Take away China's assistance too, and south beats north's ass tbh

[Pelicans78]

and north picklebreaths would've defeated the south without US assistance imho

Because they got assistance from the Soviets and the Chinese?

[Pelicans78]

American football players are out of the game for little concussions

Because it's the right thing to do.

[m>s]

Take away China's assistance too, and south beats north's ass tbh
the north had already captured seoul before the US entered and drove them back north and captured pyongyang, then the chinese entered and pushed us back south where we finally stalemated along the same line that still divides the 2 countries today.

if the US doesn't enter, the war was already over. to this day if the US ever leaves the north will conquer the south within weeks or months. the artillery that they have all up and down that demilitarized zone is just ridiculous and would tear the south to shreds..it's like having a gun already pointed at their head.

[midnightpulp]

the north had already captured seoul before the US entered and drove them back north and captured pyongyang, then the chinese entered and pushed us back south where we finally stalemated along the same line that still divides the 2 countries today.

if the US doesn't enter, the war was already over. to this day if the US ever leaves the north will conquer the south within weeks or months. the artillery that they have all up and down that demilitarized zone is just ridiculous and would tear the south to shreds..it's like having a gun already pointed at their head.

I dunno. South Korea has a pretty strong main battle tank battalion, squadrons of F15E and F16 fighters, subs, and a well trained and well fed (which the Norks can't boast :lol) infantry force. Meanwhile, the Norks are still using 1960s Soviet hand-me-downs.

The artillery attack would claim much civilian life, since it's all pointed at Seoul, but I'm quite sure South Korea has a contingency plan that wouldn't allow such an attack to compromise their ability to mobilize. They'd roll across the DMZ and pound the North Korean's ancient hardware into scrap metal, at which point their starving Army would probably surrender.

[DAF86]

http://puentelibre.mx/img/thumb/messi_13_07_14.jpg

WC 2014 Golden Ball winner. Good luck Tristiano trying to get on of those. :lmao

Fucking GOAT :cry

[Kim Jong-il]

the north had already captured seoul before the US entered and drove them back north and captured pyongyang, then the chinese entered and pushed us back south where we finally stalemated along the same line that still divides the 2 countries today.

if the US doesn't enter, the war was already over. to this day if the US ever leaves the north will conquer the south within weeks or months. the artillery that they have all up and down that demilitarized zone is just ridiculous and would tear the south to shreds..it's like having a gun already pointed at their head.

Fuck yes, those sad and ronery bitches in the south better not fuck with us! I'll lip their candy asses to rittle pieces!

[Infinite_limit]

http://puentelibre.mx/img/thumb/messi_13_07_14.jpg

WC 2014 Golden Ball winner. Good luck Tristiano trying to get on of those. :lmao

Fucking GOAT :cry
Neuer completed more passes than Messi. The award was an obvious fraud

http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/tapatalk_1405314193287_zps765adc54.png

[Jodelo]

http://puentelibre.mx/img/thumb/messi_13_07_14.jpg

WC 2014 Golden Ball winner. Good luck Tristiano trying to get on of those. :lmao

Fucking GOAT :cry

Scoring against Iran, Bosnia and Nigeria. :lmao Disappearing after that! :lmao:lmao

And that last free kick! :lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

[DAF86]

:cry:cry:cry:cry:cry

[100%duncan]

^Nah uh you can't spin Messi choking in big matches again son. Dude is a born choker.

[Jodelo]

Don't try to spin it. He choked and disappeared, easy as that!

And how great that free kick was, awesome! :lol

[DAF86]

:cry ^Nah uh you can't spin Messi choking in big matches again son. Dude is a born choker. :cry



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwz5KCTWOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU3PeAvkn7w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8IZFmQwgFc

[100%duncan]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otwz5KCTWOs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU3PeAvkn7w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8IZFmQwgFc

0 goals in knockout stages.

[100%duncan]

I also like how you took time to search for those vids but still can't face the reality of the dude choking in the biggest football tournament of them all.

[DAF86]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MduCeL5WerM/ULhr763U6AI/AAAAAAAARn4/kjZNlXT20Gk/s1600/tumblr_mdu6m75NjZ1qgs0jno2_500.png

[Jodelo]

Meltdown in progress! :lmao

[DAF86]

I also like how you took time to search for those vids but still can't face the reality of the dude choking in the biggest football tournament of them all.

He got to the final with a subpar team and all the other stars of the team being injured or out of form. Barely losing that final against a clearly superior team. :cry Such a choker :cry

[Clipper Nation]

I don't know shit or care about soccer, but DAF seems to be extremely salty, mad, and emotional right now :lol

[100%duncan]

He got to the final with a subpar team and all the other stars of the team being injured or out of form. Barely losing that final against a clearly superior team. Such a choker :cry

0 goals in knockout stage. He got carried to the finals.

[Henrik Sedin]

I don't know shit or care about soccer, but DAF seems to be extremely salty, mad, and emotional right now :lol

Enlighten me on exactly what a "third world country" is to you? I'm curious?

[Henrik Sedin]

Is Sweden a third world country? Holland? Brazil? Germany?

[Clipper Nation]

0 goals in knockout stage. He got carried to the finals.
Seriously? And this guy's supposed to be the "best player in soccer" and "god" according to the soccer fans on here? No wonder this "sport" blows :lol

[Jodelo]

Seriously? And this guy's supposed to be the "best player in soccer" and "god" according to the soccer fans on here? No wonder this "sport" blows :lol

B-b-b-b-but he scored against Iran, Bosnia and Nigeria in the group stage. :lol

The next four games he disappeared!

[100%duncan]

Seriously? And this guy's supposed to be the "best player in soccer" and "god" according to the soccer fans on here? No wonder this "sport" blows :lol

Yup. The goat of Football scored 4 goals in the entire tournament. Yep.

[100%duncan]

robdiaz2191 lurking. I know you want to say something son :lol

[dfens]

He got to the final with a subpar team and all the other stars of the team being injured or out of form. Barely losing that final against a clearly superior team. :cry Such a choker :cry

son all this midget bashing is some bullshit tbh. Sure he wasn't prime midget but he was still the best player on the pitch each game by a very healthy distance.

Anybody that understands football/soccer knows that germany had to keep at least 2 players near midget all the time and that opened up space for lavezzi/aguero/higuain's runs. Even so midget created more offense than any other player in the tournament, which, given the crazy attention he gets from defenses, is ridiculous. Let this unknowing niglets hate.

I love this ppg kirby stan logic at work tbh :lmao God these people watching football is like a women attenting college. She blends in, is friendly, can bash the outsider and slurps the same bullshit with which she is fed by the media/teacher. Maybe even tries to make this shit look original..... But by no means is she able to understand WHY shit happens.

[dfens]

robdiaz2191 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=42690) lurking. I know you want to say something son :lol

Son, boxing and football midgets are different animals. Leave this to the pros tbh, you are embarassing yourself out here.

[100%duncan]

Ohhh look a pro.

Fact is the midget is not the GOAT, 0 goals in knockout stages nuff said.

[DAF86]

son all this midget bashing is some bullshit tbh. Sure he wasn't prime midget but he was still the best player on the pitch each game by a very healthy distance.

Anybody that understands football/soccer knows that germany had to keep at least 2 players near midget all the time and that opened up space for lavezzi/aguero/higuain's runs. Even so midget created more offense than any other player in the tournament, which, given the crazy attention he gets from defenses, is ridiculous. Let this unknowing niglets hate.

I love this ppg kirby stan logic at work tbh :lmao God these people watching football is like a women attenting college. She blends in, is friendly, can bash the outsider and slurps the same bullshit with which she is fed by the media/teacher. Maybe even tries to make this shit look original..... But by no means is she able to understand WHY shit happens.

B..but, but he didn't score on the knock out stage. Like Argentina would have had a chance to make it all the way to the final without Messi. They might have gotten knocked out in the group stage against the likes of Iran and Nigeria. :lmao

[dfens]

Is Sweden a third world country? Holland? Brazil? Germany?

Why confuse a picklebreath with such hard to find and exotic places of which he probably is hearing for the first time. He might than ask you if you're speaking about snowden and francois hollande tbh and then this would lead to further complications.

Leave picklebreath alone :cry :cry

[dfens]

Ohhh look a pro.

Fact is the midget is not the GOAT, 0 goals in knockout stages nuff said.

son you are beyond retarded and I'm not going to waste my breath to save you from your ignorant picklebreath ways.
But I hope you'll make it through the night out there in the jungle, I hear they are still eating people out there tbh and at least you seem to be literate which is almost unbelievable imo.

[dfens]

B..but, but he didn't score on the knock out stage. Like Argentina would have had a chance to make it all the way to the final without Messi. They might have gotten knocked out in the group stage against the likes of Iran and Nigeria. :lmao

Kobe 30 ppg Shaq 30 ppg reasoning in this thread.

All we need is @culburn bend over I'll show you a midget and this thread is complete imo.

[RD2191]

robdiaz2191 (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=42690) lurking. I know you want to say something son :lol
:wakeup:lol

[Thread]

Kobe 30 ppg Shaq 30 ppg reasoning in this thread.

All we need is @culburn bend over I'll show you a midget and this thread is complete imo.

Yet another piss pot chickenshit from upstairs after the coast cleared. I spit on you.

---------

Ellis will just have to take it & like it.

[dfens]

Kobe done :cry, pheonix done :cry, katie girl walked :cry, spurs rang :cry, just begging 5>5 parrot tbh. TEE HEE.

[Thread]

^Yet another piss pot chickenshit from upstairs who came down after 6 & 5 consecutively. I spit on you.

[resistanze]

^Yet another piss pot chickenshit from upstairs who came down after 6 & 5 consecutively. I spit on you.

You also came back after 6.

[Thread]

You also came back after 6.

Win OR lose I'm always here.

[lefty]

It all makes sense now .........


http://img.futbolsapiens.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/2012.09.23.kobemessi.jpg

[King Emmanuel]

no matter what, leo messi will always be my god :toast