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whitemamba
07-14-2014, 12:35 AM
For real, we might as well bring Lisa Leslie out of retirement.

ElNono
07-14-2014, 12:40 AM
Haven't seen the Bucks roster yet... will keep you updated.

Cry Havoc
07-14-2014, 12:43 AM
Can't believe the contract Hill got. What the fuck.

whitemamba
07-14-2014, 12:43 AM
Haven't seen the Bucks roster yet... will keep you updated.

bucks tbh

Malik Hairston
07-14-2014, 12:45 AM
They're probably the worst in the West, only Utah is comparable, tbh..

If you include the East, Boston/Milwaukee/Orlando/Philly are on the same level, off the top of my head..

RsxPiimp
07-14-2014, 12:57 AM
Talent wise yeah it's the worst. Can't believe Sacre is projected to get major
minutes:lol

illusioNtEk
07-14-2014, 02:52 AM
since kobe is in this team, its ubove UTAH.... gotta give kobe a bit more credit

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07-14-2014, 04:03 AM
since kobe is in this team, its ubove UTAH.... gotta give kobe a bit more credit

Of course you can be gracious even candid now, NOW.

Ya fuck, you.

Mal
07-14-2014, 04:56 AM
Haven't seen the Bucks roster yet... will keep you updated.

Bucks have potential, they will suck, but talentwise

scanry
07-14-2014, 06:41 AM
They're probably the worst in the West, only Utah is comparable, tbh..

If you include the East, Boston/Milwaukee/Orlando/Philly are on the same level, off the top of my head..

What's with your avatar man. The Harlem chicks is your identity just like that Kobe in a suit picture for mid.

Twisted_Dawg
07-14-2014, 07:41 AM
Absolutely frighting at how fast a good team down can crash and burn with bad ownership and bad management.

Raven
07-14-2014, 08:04 AM
talentwise it's by far the worst, but phillys tanking ways should have the edge in the long run

Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
07-14-2014, 08:21 AM
For real, we might as well bring Lisa Leslie out of retirement.

At least LA is not Detroit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

Texas_Ranger
07-14-2014, 08:29 AM
Sixers.

baseline bum
07-14-2014, 08:58 AM
Why are people mentioning Milwaukee? Parker and Greek Freak are going to probably have better seasons than anyone on LA2.

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07-14-2014, 09:00 AM
Absolutely frighting at how fast a good team down can crash and burn with bad ownership and bad management.

The "bad management" part was proven by you at 6.

CavsSuperFan
07-14-2014, 09:10 AM
With the addition of Julius Randle, Jordan Clarkson, Jeremy Lin...The Lakers roster is better than last years tbh...Fredo did OK...:toast

CavsSuperFan
07-14-2014, 09:12 AM
BTW have you ever seen Lisa Leslie in person? She is a sexy lady...

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07-14-2014, 09:13 AM
With the addition of Julius Randle, Jordan Clarkson, Jeremy Lin...The Lakers roster is better than last years tbh...Fredo did OK...:toast

Without Jim Buss we're light 2 NBA Titles.

You got no NBA Titles in 40+ years of toiling. Only you could manage to run off that "best player on the planet" cocksucker thing.

& you're casting us down? Ya hump, you.

Medvedenko
07-14-2014, 11:27 AM
Based on current projections and roster we'll be weak and we have zero real depth as well. It's still a long way off to the season, so maybe something else will happen. Too many if's this season.

Nathan89
07-14-2014, 11:31 AM
If Kobe manages to miss the playoffs again it's going to be a big hit to his legacy.

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07-14-2014, 11:33 AM
If Kobe manages to miss the playoffs again it's going to be a big hit to his legacy.

Only pussies & assholes do legacy. Ya fuckin' fart catcher, you.

BlackSwordsMan
07-14-2014, 11:34 AM
Of course you can be gracious even candid now, NOW.

Ya fuck, you.
Look at you siding and giving your approval to posters from upstairs. I spit on you

BlackSwordsMan
07-14-2014, 11:34 AM
Only pussies & assholes do legacy. Ya fuckin' fart catcher, you.

You're the dumb parrot who posts
DUNCAN 5
KOBE 5 AHHAHRAHRHA

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07-14-2014, 11:35 AM
You're the dumb parrot who posts
DUNCAN 5
KOBE 5 AHHAHRAHRHA

No, it's:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 11:36 AM
At least LA is not Detroit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzgAjjuqZM

:lmao

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07-14-2014, 11:38 AM
:lmao

Cleveland is like any other American city,,,it has it's good points & bad points. Dog piling because Media leads you to it is pussy & assholish.

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 11:40 AM
Cleveland is like any other American city,,,it has it's good points & bad points. Dog piling because Media leads you to it is pussy & assholish.

:cry You're right Giuseppe, I'll try to be more considerate and respectable going forward.

Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
07-14-2014, 11:42 AM
Cleveland is like any other American city,,,it has it's good points & bad points. Dog piling because Media leads you to it is pussy & assholish.

But most cities aren't 20% good and 80% bad. At least its not Detriot, 10% good 90% bad. Rust Belt literally lives up to its name.

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07-14-2014, 11:48 AM
:cry You're right Giuseppe, I'll try to be more considerate and respectable going forward.

My father would drive me every Sunday morning as I delivered my Plain Dealer route, 120 Sunday papers out of the back of the family Ford Country Squire station wagon. Afterward we'd drive out from the suburbs there in Brook Park into old Cleveland and he'd show me all his old stomping grounds before & after he met & married mother. It was a grand time. Afterward we'd go back, stop at Royal Castle for brunch, then on home to watch the Browns.

Mother dragged him out to the suburbs, but, his heart belonged to Cleveland proper.

spurraider21
07-14-2014, 11:50 AM
Only pussies & assholes do legacy. Ya fuckin' fart catcher, you.
i call horseshit. don't you have that stupid line about how you've become a legend in your own time, or somethin like that? that's legacy talk

say what you want to say, but just don't be a bullshitter

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07-14-2014, 11:51 AM
But most cities aren't 20% good and 80% bad. At least its not Detriot, 10% good 90% bad. Rust Belt literally lives up to its name.

It's all Media driven horseshit. It sells "newspapers" and drives social Media. If Media descended on San Antonio they could make the same affirmations.

I ain't anybody's fart catcher. It's my religion.

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07-14-2014, 11:52 AM
i call horseshit. don't you have that stupid line about how you've become a legend in your own time, or somethin like that? that's legacy talk

say what you want to say, but just don't be a bullshitter

I don't do legacy. It's my religion.

Only pussies & assholes do legacy.

CavsSuperFan
07-14-2014, 11:55 AM
Thread, I really wish that you would stop being so mean to me…I have never insulted you…I never cuss when I post smack…And if I do post smack, it is always in a polite manner…That is the difference between a Lakers fan & Cav’s fan…Cav’s fans are polite with a sense of humor…Lakers fans are like spoiled rich kids who throw violent tantrums when things do not go their way…

If you really are from LA I urge you to see a therapist…Mental health care is provided under most health care plans…Who knows, one session per week & 10 mgs of Lexapro may brighten your outlook on life…:toast

spurraider21
07-14-2014, 11:55 AM
I don't do legacy. It's my religion.

Only pussies & assholes do legacy.


I'm the man who became a legend in his own time.
^that's legacy talk, you pussy

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07-14-2014, 11:56 AM
^that's legacy talk, you pussy

Legacy and legend are two separate entities.

Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
07-14-2014, 12:08 PM
It's all Media driven horseshit. It sells "newspapers" and drives social Media. If Media descended on San Antonio they could make the same affirmations.

I ain't anybody's fart catcher. It's my religion.

I have been to Detroit, Cincy, Pittsburgh (never been to Cleveland) and those towns are depressing for the most part. People can at least take pride in where they live. In San Antonio, even the poorer areas and neighborhoods, people keep presentable yards and neighborhoods. Very few blatantly bad neighborhoods.

Zorro must have given them a pep talk.

But I am glad Cleveland got Lebron and Manizel. Those people need something to cheer about. LA, shit, if it wasn't so overpopulated, it would be the prettiest area to live in the US next to Hawaii. I guess that is why its overpopulated.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP_I63kfg2g

Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
07-14-2014, 12:10 PM
Legacy and legend are two separate entities.

You can't be a legend if don't have a legacy.

DPG21920
07-14-2014, 12:14 PM
It's all Media driven horseshit. It sells "newspapers" and drives social Media. If Media descended on San Antonio they could make the same affirmations.

I ain't anybody's fart catcher. It's my religion.

You're a liar & a hypocrite though. You jumped on the TOSB wagon only because the media told you to do so. It was only the media telling everyone the Spurs were old even when it wasn't based on sound fact. They could have painted Kobe as old and ran with that but they chose SA & you hopped right on board. Hook. Line. Sinker.

You have no room. None.

ambchang
07-14-2014, 12:20 PM
Only pussies & assholes do legacy. Ya fuckin' fart catcher, you.

And yet you have no issues with attaching bags and repeating 6 ad nauseum.

Medvedenko
07-14-2014, 12:21 PM
You can't be a legend if don't have a legacy.

Legend: a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

Legacy and Legend are completely different bro. Regardless, Kobe's has his legacy cemented, for worse or wear, and he'll go down as one of the Legends to play in the NBA.

ambchang
07-14-2014, 12:25 PM
Legend: a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

Legacy and Legend are completely different bro. Regardless, Kobe's has his legacy cemented, for worse or wear, and he'll go down as one of the Legends to play in the NBA.

Laker fans interpretation of Kobe's legacy is certainly a legend.

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07-14-2014, 12:25 PM
You're a liar & a hypocrite though. You jumped on the TOSB wagon only because the media told you to do so. It was only the media telling everyone the Spurs were old even when it wasn't based on sound fact. They could have painted Kobe as old and ran with that but they chose SA & you hopped right on board. Hook. Line. Sinker.

You have no room. None.

I invented the TOSB.

Cowboys_Wear_Spurs
07-14-2014, 12:26 PM
Legend: a nonhistorical or unverifiable story handed down by tradition from earlier times and popularly accepted as historical.

Legacy and Legend are completely different bro. Regardless, Kobe's has his legacy cemented, for worse or wear, and he'll go down as one of the Legends to play in the NBA.

leg·end noun \ˈle-jənd\: a story from the past that is believed by many people but cannot be proved to be true
: a famous or important person who is known for doing something extremely well
: a list that explains the symbols on a map

See definition 2.

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07-14-2014, 12:26 PM
Kobe's legacy to laker fans is certainly a legend.

Only pussies & assholes do legacy.

ambchang
07-14-2014, 12:27 PM
Only pussies & assholes do legacy.

And yet you do.

Thread
07-14-2014, 12:27 PM
And yet you do.

Nope.

Thread
07-14-2014, 12:29 PM
I have been to Detroit, Cincy, Pittsburgh (never been to Cleveland) and those towns are depressing for the most part. People can at least take pride in where they live. In San Antonio


As I have. And they're each an adventure in old & new styles and neighborhoods & each an American treasure.

DPG21920
07-14-2014, 12:31 PM
I invented the TOSB.

You're an insufferable liar. The media invented it before you were on ST. You saw your opp to pile on & gain favor with those who do exactly as you state (I.e. Follow the media) and basically summarized the medias message in a palatable catch phrase: TOSB.

It was media created & it's cowardly. It's why we don't do business & I truly believe the board is worse off for it.

Thread
07-14-2014, 12:32 PM
And yet you have no issues with attaching bags and repeating 6 ad nauseum.

Absolutely.

Thread
07-14-2014, 12:32 PM
You're an insufferable liar. The media invented it before you were on ST. You saw your opp to pile on & gain favor with those who do exactly as you state (I.e. Follow the media) and basically summarized the medias message in a palatable catch phrase: TOSB.

It was media created & it's cowardly. It's why we don't do business & I truly believe the board is worse off for it.

Nope. I invented the tired old shit bag. Me.

DPG21920
07-14-2014, 12:35 PM
You invented the catch phrase. The concept which gave it substance was created by the media & there's no denying it. You piled on because the media gave you an opportunity & it's cowardly.

Doesn't change anything. I'm just here to deliver the cake & ensure you're not eating it too.

ambchang
07-14-2014, 12:35 PM
Nope.

Yes.

Killakobe81
07-14-2014, 12:36 PM
Oh we are finishing with a bottom 5 record as someone said only Utah and maybe Sacto is as bad in the West. And Utah got Exum... In the East I expect improvement from Cavs (duh, Lebron), Celts (Smart + healthy Rondo), Bucks (Jabari). Delusional Laker fans and haters liek Mid are hoping we are just good enough to not net a top 5 pick but I think it's very possible and we keep our pick.

DPG21920
07-14-2014, 12:37 PM
Oh we are finishing with a bottom 5 record as someone said only Utah and maybe Sacto is as bad in the West. And Utah got Exum... In the East I expect improvement from Cavs (duh, Lebron), Celts (Smart + healthy Rondo), Bucks (Jabari). Delusional Laker fans and haters liek Mid are hoping we are just good enough to not net a top 5 pick but I think it's very possible and we keep our pick.

Depends on Kobe. If he's got anything left he may be able to drag them to 35 wins.

Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 12:37 PM
Nope. I invented the tired old shit bag. Me.
Media already lodged "tired" and "old" for Duncan, you just attached Kirby's bag to it.

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 12:39 PM
My father would drive me every Sunday morning as I delivered my Plain Dealer route, 120 Sunday papers out of the back of the family Ford Country Squire station wagon. Afterward we'd drive out from the suburbs there in Brook Park into old Cleveland and he'd show me all his old stomping grounds before & after he met & married mother. It was a grand time. Afterward we'd go back, stop at Royal Castle for brunch, then on home to watch the Browns.

Mother dragged him out to the suburbs, but, his heart belonged to Cleveland proper.

I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Thread
07-14-2014, 12:40 PM
Media already lodged "tired" and "old" for Duncan, you just attached Kirby's bag to it.

I invented the tired old shit bag (TOSB).

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07-14-2014, 12:42 PM
I'm sorry you had to go through that.

Those were the great days. After the game I'd head to the basement to play with my Tudor Electronic Football Game with TTC (Total Team Control). I'd play both sides and keep the stats.

Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 12:43 PM
I invented the tired old shit bag (TOSB).
It's steeped in Media narratives, Dale. Denying such is chickenshit and piss-pot.

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07-14-2014, 12:45 PM
It's steeped in Media narratives, Dale. Denying such is chickenshit and piss-pot.

You can howl till the cow's come home. I invented the tired old shit bag.

Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 12:47 PM
You can howl till the cow's come home. I invented the tired old shit bag.
With Media in it.

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07-14-2014, 12:49 PM
With Media in it.

Nope. I invented the tired old shit bag.

Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 12:51 PM
Nope. I invented the tired old shit bag.
With Media in it.

Killakobe81
07-14-2014, 01:07 PM
Depends on Kobe. If he's got anything left he may be able to drag them to 35 wins.

He will have something left but it won't matter ...

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 01:13 PM
Those were the great days. After the game I'd head to the basement to play with my Tudor Electronic Football Game with TTC (Total Team Control). I'd play both sides and keep the stats.

Ah, I didn't know you have achieved relic status. Doesn't change anything, but the people must consider you a sage of sorts aside from your basketball shenanigans. Still follow the Browns?

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07-14-2014, 01:35 PM
Ah, I didn't know you have achieved relic status. Doesn't change anything, but the people must consider you a sage of sorts aside from your basketball shenanigans. Still follow the Browns?

No. When they moved to Baltimore that was it.

Arcadian
07-14-2014, 01:49 PM
:lol This thread exists...hold on, let me just savor this moment...Spurs on top...Lakers at the bottom...

Greatest NBA offseason ever.

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07-14-2014, 02:08 PM
:lol This thread exists...hold on, let me just savor this moment...Spurs on top...Lakers at the bottom...

Greatest NBA offseason ever.

& certainly beats the snot outta 6.

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 02:18 PM
No. When they moved to Baltimore that was it.

Do you think the city had no responsibility in the matter?

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07-14-2014, 02:49 PM
Do you think the city had no responsibility in the matter?

Of course they did. They're tight with a dollar. They're is no money there. No tax base left after forced busing started in the early '70's. Anybody that had a buck took it outside the city limits.

moisaenz
07-14-2014, 03:02 PM
the heat are the worst.. glass knees wade and a bunch of disgruntled players that wanted to play with lebron..

lefty
07-14-2014, 03:05 PM
http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/e328d9c95845b501da32c412338c31b0/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/12/funniest-sports-memes-the-week-dec-8/rwkqd_kobe_794771.jpg

Splits
07-14-2014, 03:14 PM
Nope. I invented the tired old shit bag.

And attached it to Kirby

http://i1.minus.com/jbgnCNhbbFxmBg.png

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 03:47 PM
http://cdnl.complex.com/mp/620/400/80/0/bb/1/ffffff/e328d9c95845b501da32c412338c31b0/images_/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/12/funniest-sports-memes-the-week-dec-8/rwkqd_kobe_794771.jpg

:lol

Spur-Addict
07-14-2014, 03:48 PM
Of course they did. They're tight with a dollar. They're is no money there. No tax base left after forced busing started in the early '70's. Anybody that had a buck took it outside the city limits.

Yeah I talk to some Cleveland natives and they're in denial about the whole situation and just blame Art. I calmly present another side but there's nothing you can really say to them. So if you don't follow the Browns, who do you follow?

Clipper Nation
07-14-2014, 03:51 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KWlZLci.jpg

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07-14-2014, 04:42 PM
Yeah I talk to some Cleveland natives and they're in denial about the whole situation and just blame Art. I calmly present another side but there's nothing you can really say to them. So if you don't follow the Browns, who do you follow?

I just hate & grudge, I don't follow anybody with the intent of wanting them to win unless they're playing a team I want to lose.

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07-14-2014, 04:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/KWlZLci.jpg

Artest certainly came in handy.

TampaDude
07-14-2014, 05:07 PM
:lol This thread exists...hold on, let me just savor this moment...Spurs on top...Lakers at the bottom...

Greatest NBA offseason ever.

:toast