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MajicMan
08-19-2005, 11:45 PM
http://users.telenet.be/zwen/02b/Eva%20Long/afbeeldingen/Eva_Longoria_16.jpg
http://users.telenet.be/zwen/02b/Eva%20Long/afbeeldingen/Eva_Longoria_14.jpg
MajicMan
08-19-2005, 11:46 PM
http://users.telenet.be/zwen/02b/Eva%20Long/afbeeldingen/Eva_Longoria_11.jpg
TheTruth
08-19-2005, 11:52 PM
whose the guy with the nipple hard on?
MajicMan
08-20-2005, 12:03 AM
whose the guy with the nipple hard on?

Looks like he has man boobies and is wearing a baby gap t. Simon Cowell?
TheTruth
08-20-2005, 12:04 AM
lol..same thing i was thinking. probably her bodyguard that could kill me with a straw.
ZStomp
08-20-2005, 12:41 AM
whose the guy with the nipple hard on?


Holy crap....thats what you noticed in that picture? :lol
SpursFanDan
08-20-2005, 12:43 AM
Why am I not suprised that she has a back tattoo?
gospursgojas
08-20-2005, 01:01 AM
Majic was there a second part to this thread (Taco cheese but....) or did you forget the other "t" (taco cheese butt)

damn seeing that, causes her to loose some hottness points in my book. I mean shes a millionire and her ass aint even that big to be having all those 78 Chevy Nova dents.....
SpursFanDan
08-20-2005, 01:02 AM
dude, cottage cheese ass happens. I think she just never works out, she just purges.
gospursgojas
08-20-2005, 01:07 AM
dude, cottage cheese ass happens. I think she just never works out, she just purges.

Shell regret it later...
Kori Ellis
08-20-2005, 01:08 AM
She probably weighs about 90 pounds. I guess sometimes tendency for cellulite might just be hereditary.
ZStomp
08-20-2005, 01:08 AM
Well, guys- its a good thing that you guys will never have a shot at it.

I thinks its great. NOBODY is perfect.
David Bowie
08-20-2005, 01:10 AM
Well, guys- its a good thing that you guys will never have a shot at it.

I thinks its great. NOBODY is perfect.

Exactly. Youre all acting like you wouldn't hit it if you had a chance :lol
SpursFanDan
08-20-2005, 01:17 AM
who said anything about not hitting when having a chance? Besides, I bet tony doesn't regret it.
Horry For 3!
08-20-2005, 02:32 AM
Holy crap....thats what you noticed in that picture? :lol
Thats what I was thinking but I didn't even notice it til I read what he put. :lmao
Jimcs50
08-20-2005, 07:50 AM
She is still adorable.
ObiwanGinobili
08-20-2005, 08:43 AM
i'm glad to see her butt dimples.
Clandestino
08-20-2005, 08:47 AM
i bet she was trying to get that guy to rub lotion on her...
Shelly
08-20-2005, 08:50 AM
No matter how thin you are, you can have cellulite. You can work out until you're blue in the face and still have it.

That's what happens when they don't airbrush your pictures.
MajicMan
08-20-2005, 08:54 AM
No matter how thin you are, you can have cellulite. You can work out until you're blue in the face and still have it.

That's what happens when they don't airbrush your pictures.

I'm assuming you have a nacho taco cheese butt too? Well I'm just assuming since you're a Spurs fan. We all know Texas is the obese capital of the world and ain't nuttin there but bbq eatin fat chicks.
Clandestino
08-20-2005, 08:56 AM
:lol crazy fucking lakers fan.
CharlieMac
08-20-2005, 09:05 AM
I hope these pics don't spread like wildfire. They might end her career.

I've learned to accept cottage cheese. About 98.9% of women have it.

I'm glad no one told Eva to pull her suit bottom out of her ass. I'm really enjoy her munchies right now.
MajicMan
08-20-2005, 09:19 AM
Close up of Eva's ass

http://smirnoffff.info/pix/040724-cottage-cheese.jpg
Clandestino
08-20-2005, 09:20 AM
as long as it was her ass, i'd eat it!
BadlyDrawnBoy
08-20-2005, 09:48 AM
She probably weighs about 90 pounds. I guess sometimes tendency for cellulite might just be hereditary.

Yep.

Celluite is mostly genes, sometimes weight, but mostly genes.

I've seen fat fat fat women with no cheese, and then you see thin girls with it.
Spam
08-20-2005, 09:53 AM
I wonder if she minds frumunda cheese.
Ishta
08-20-2005, 10:38 AM
I wonder if she minds frumunda cheese.
:lol :lol That is Soooo wrong!!!!:lol
Aggie Hoopsfan
08-20-2005, 10:42 AM
THere's a guy in the pics? :lol

Damn, I love the perfection police on this thread. Like if she showed up at your front door wearing nothing but a smile you'd pass. :lol
GoldToe
08-20-2005, 10:56 AM
THere's a guy in the pics? :lol

Damn, I love the perfection police on this thread. Like if she showed up at your front door wearing nothing but a smile you'd pass. :lol

If she showed up at my door the first thing I'd do is make her a sammich.
duncan_21
08-20-2005, 11:33 AM
Why am I not suprised that she has a back tattoo?


"She might as well have a bullseye tattooed on her," a quote or something like a quote from wedding crashers.
Johnny_Blaze_47
08-20-2005, 11:51 AM
THere's a guy in the pics? :lol

Damn, I love the perfection police on this thread. Like if she showed up at your front door wearing nothing but a smile you'd pass. :lol

http://www.simplyco.net/standards.jpg
SpursWoman
08-20-2005, 01:02 PM
I'm assuming you have a nacho taco cheese butt too? Well I'm just assuming since you're a Spurs fan. We all know Texas is the obese capital of the world and ain't nuttin there but bbq eatin fat chicks.


Post a picture of you in a thong or STFU. :)


I am laughing my fucking ass off at some of you....anyone outside of the Samm's shelter probably wouldn't piss on half of you guys if you were on fire, and you're criticizing all 12 pounds of her because she's more normal than the magazines would have you believe??

Reality is a bitch, huh? :lmao :lmao :lmao
Sportcamper
08-21-2005, 10:18 AM
How about the PERV hiding in the bushes somewhere taking these photos with a telescopic lens? I mean, it appears that they are at a private estate somewhere...

BTW- Eva looks very very tiny... (I don’t see an ounce of fat on her)...
Old School Chic
08-21-2005, 11:55 AM
I'm assuming you have a nacho taco cheese butt too? Well I'm just assuming since you're a Spurs fan. We all know Texas is the obese capital of the world and ain't nuttin there but bbq eatin fat chicks.

Don't be talking shit about Shelly or anyone else on this forum.

Sorry Ass Laker Fan!

Texas has a lot of beautiful women... It just takes a real man to notice them and I assume you aren't one.
MajicMan
08-21-2005, 12:41 PM
Don't be talking shit about Shelly or anyone else on this forum.

Sorry Ass Laker Fan!

Texas has a lot of beautiful women... It just takes a real man to notice them and I assume you aren't one.

You must be one of them fat chicks.
Shelly
08-21-2005, 01:28 PM
I'm assuming you have a nacho taco cheese butt too? Well I'm just assuming since you're a Spurs fan. We all know Texas is the obese capital of the world and ain't nuttin there but bbq eatin fat chicks.


Hoo Boy! Ya got me! I guess since Eva's from Texas and weighs about 80 pounds, it's just safe to assume that all Texan women have cellulite.