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lefty
07-15-2014, 11:47 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

http://time.com/2987574/thor-will-now-officially-be-a-woman-in-marvel-comics/

cantthinkofanything
07-15-2014, 11:51 AM
:lmao :lmao :lmao

http://time.com/2987574/thor-will-now-officially-be-a-woman-in-marvel-comics/

fuck me.

I wonder which superhero will be turned into a fag or a tranny.

leemajors
07-15-2014, 11:55 AM
until thor is "worthy" again prob, imagine this lasts about as long as it takes for avengers 2 videos to hit the net in force

lefty
07-15-2014, 12:01 PM
Of course it was announced on The View.

cantthinkofanything
07-15-2014, 12:03 PM
Of course it was announced on The View.

they trollin?

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-15-2014, 01:45 PM
They had to do something to even out the numbers for the inevitable Avengers porno. 5 dudes plowing the Black Widow doesn't allow for much variety. They'd have to pad the plot out so badly to make it work and nobody wants that.

lefty
07-15-2014, 01:46 PM
They had to do something to even out the numbers for the inevitable Avengers porno. 5 dudes plowing the Black Widow doesn't allow for much variety. They'd have to pad the plot out so badly to make it work and nobody wants that.
:lol

cantthinkofanything
07-15-2014, 01:47 PM
They had to do something to even out the numbers for the inevitable Avengers porno. 5 dudes plowing the Black Widow doesn't allow for much variety. They'd have to pad the plot out so badly to make it work and nobody wants that.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/698013/mutley-laugh-o.gif

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-15-2014, 01:51 PM
Perk of not being at work this week is that I can google NSFW stuff. Like if there was an Avengers porno out there. They solved the issue by going a little deeper in the Avengers roster. Spiderwoman, Ms. Marvel, Scarlet Witch, She-Hulk (played by Chyna). Made in 2012. They don't waste any time do they?

cantthinkofanything
07-15-2014, 01:54 PM
yeah...but what the fuck does Thor now carry?

An iron and giant maxipad shield?

spurs_fan_in_exile
07-15-2014, 01:58 PM
yeah...but what the fuck does Thor now carry?

An iron and giant maxipad shield?

Why even have her carry a weapon? If they are going to make big changes to the character then go all in. Besides, if they are going to make Thor a woman I see no upside to have one of her hands always occupied while she's making sammiches for the other heroes.

cantthinkofanything
07-15-2014, 02:08 PM
Why even have her carry a weapon? If they are going to make big changes to the character then go all in. Besides, if they are going to make Thor a woman I see no upside to have one of her hands always occupied while she's making sammiches for the other heroes.

well for that matter, why not just give her a couple extra vaginas and 4 hands?

Pauly D
07-15-2014, 03:54 PM
I'll be all on board if at some point she's bound and raped tbh.

Infinite_limit
07-15-2014, 03:57 PM
Spiderman turned Brown
Thor turned Female

LOL @ America

Reck
07-15-2014, 06:42 PM
Spiderman turned Brown
Thor turned Female

LOL @ America

Green Lantern turned gay. :lol

Next, Superman is going to don a skirt.

Trainwreck2100
07-15-2014, 07:29 PM
Spiderman turned Brown
Thor turned Female

LOL @ America

In my entire life i religiously read one comic book and it ended up becoming affirmative action spider man

Infinite_limit
07-15-2014, 07:33 PM
In my entire life i religiously read one comic book and it ended up becoming affirmative action spider man
I'm sorry bro.

The same is being done to the Disney Princesses

DJR210
07-15-2014, 07:52 PM
This is even worse than how they did my boy Venom..

Oh, Gee!!
07-15-2014, 08:02 PM
I can't believe fictional characters are treated this way-congress needs to step in.

Reck
07-15-2014, 08:22 PM
This is even worse than how they did my boy Venom..

:lol

Are you reffering to how he was portrayed in Spiderman 3?

DJR210
07-15-2014, 09:26 PM
:lol

Are you reffering to how he was portrayed in Spiderman 3?

Nah, that faggot they have masquerading around as Venom in the comics currently..the suit was always best on Eddie Brock IMO. But yeah, he looked like a fucking huge pussy in Spiderman 3 too, don't get me started with that shit


Spiderman turned Brown
Thor turned Female

LOL @ America


Green Lantern turned gay. :lol

Next, Superman is going to don a skirt.

Don't forget we also got blessed with Nick L. Fury

DMC
07-15-2014, 09:28 PM
"When you have the hammer, you've got to put it down" - about KL

Jacob1983
07-15-2014, 10:47 PM
If it's a hot chick, why not? Someone already kinda did this. A group of hot cosplayer chicks were the Avengers but in playboy bunny costumes.

Franklin
07-15-2014, 11:12 PM
Chris Hemsworth :lol

Good move by marvel though, Goddess is too lonely they do need some more eye candies, tbh.

Aztecfan03
07-16-2014, 02:50 AM
Chris Hemsworth :lol

Good move by marvel though, Goddess is too lonely they do need some more eye candies, tbh.

It's in the comics not the movies.

Infinite_limit
07-31-2014, 03:02 PM
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/aAYXL09_460sa.gif

Franklin
07-31-2014, 06:36 PM
^ LOL Ryan Reynolds :lmao