ESPY's

[jag]

Need somewhere to keep track of the awkward moments

[jag]

Quick update

-Chris Brown got fat
-Cameron Diaz is annoying as hell
-Durant looks like a beta homo

[Strange Love]

-Jeff Bridges is a badass.

[jag]

No one there knows who the hell Matt Bonner is or why he's sitting so close to the stage

[RD2191]

No one there knows who the hell Matt Bonner is or why he's sitting so close to the stage
:lol

[Robz4000]

Quick update

-Chris Brown got fat
-Cameron Diaz is annoying as hell
-Durant looks like a beta homo

What a surprise!

[Robz4000]

US soccer team looked awkward as hell. Prolly didn't think they'd win it.

[jag]

US soccer team looked awkward as hell. Prolly didn't think they'd win it.

I think they're just awkward ass dudes. That's what playing soccer for 2nd tier teams in Europe will do to you.

Side note: the chick with Clint Dempsey is a dime piece

[ElNono]

Durbeta finishes second, per par :lol

[Robz4000]

I think they're just awkward ass dudes. That's what playing soccer for 2nd tier teams in Europe will do to you.

Side note: the chick with Clint Dempsey is a dime piece

Good point tbh. Also agree on the bit about Dempsey's chick.

[jag]

Maybe someone upstairs explained this already, but why do the Spurs only have two players there, with Bonner being one of them?

[jeebus]

Maybe someone upstairs explained this already, but why do the Spurs only have two players there, with Bonner being one of them?
because it's the lol espys.

[Robz4000]

I'm actually surprised any of them bothered to go. I fully expected them to announce them team of the year and no one being there to collect it, forcing ESPN to make an excuse for it.

[ElNono]

lol fivehead

[BatManu20]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BstcknFCYAARRI_.jpg

[Robz4000]

Seems they're making an emphasis to show Bonner and Green.

[jag]

I hate to say it, but I'm kind of glad Tim didn't decide to go. Any accolades he received would have been overshadowed by his strange/horrendous choice of clothing, which I'm sure would have consisted of cargo pants and a 8XL flannel buttondown.

[Thebesteva]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BstcknFCYAARRI_.jpg

WTF is Ray Charles doing there?

[Strange Love]

:lol This is the official Durant song. #2.

[RD2191]

I hate to say it, but I'm kind of glad Tim didn't decide to go. Any accolades he received would have been overshadowed by his strange/horrendous choice of clothing, which I'm sure would have consisted of cargo pants and a 8XL flannel buttondown.
:lmao

[jag]

I'm trying to figure out how to work white, linen capris into my wardrobe

[Trill Clinton]

Honor-able mentioooon. Damn drizzy so talented

[Strange Love]

I'm trying to figure out how to work white, linen capris into my wardrobe

Calling Technique

[resistanze]

I hate to say it, but I'm kind of glad Tim didn't decide to go. Any accolades he received would have been overshadowed by his strange/horrendous choice of clothing, which I'm sure would have consisted of cargo pants and a 8XL flannel buttondown.
:lol

[Trill Clinton]

:lmao way too much swag in stage right now

[resistanze]

:lol so awkward

[Trill Clinton]

Noooooooo ahahah

[BatManu20]

This ESPY's is starting to get painfully awkward tbh

[Bynumite]

WTF was that Sterling video? Just move on already.

[TE]

Fuck that was horrible...and now we get the fooseball queer being celebrated for getting dicked in the ass smh

[RD2191]

:lmao

[Two10Whitey]

Weak...

[Robz4000]

Yop, that last bit was pretty shitty and unnecessary.

[ElNono]

Drake doing Silver bidding...

[RD2191]

Receiving a dick makes you a hero?

[jag]

Honor-able mentioooon. Damn drizzy so talented

He's been hit or miss, but the dude is talented as hell. Every host in the history of awards shows has been hit or miss.

Every time they show a crowd view from stage it reminds me how intimidating it would be to stand in front of all those people and tell jokes, rapid fire.

[Robz4000]

"I'm gay and I'm seeing hardcore drugs"....?

[Strange Love]

Jehovah's witness thinks this sport is evil :lol

[RD2191]

Jehovah's witness thinks this sport is evil :lol
No they don't. That comment was unwarranted and unnecessary. I used to study with them and a lot of them played football and were huge Cowboys fans. This is the world today though. His mother is made to look evil because she is devoted to her religion yet this man is getting celebrated for sucking and receiving a dick in his ass.

[Robz4000]

:cry what a hero :cry

[Robz4000]

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[ElNono]

half the show on this bullshit

[Strange Love]

Shit was long as fuck.

[Strange Love]

half the show on this bullshit

Word

[MeloHype]

Making it sound like a damn holocaust survivor.

This nigga gay. Who the fuck cares.

[Robz4000]

Wonder if he jams that trophy up his ass tbh?

[TE]

rofl I feel bad for the Rock. Having to stand up for 10 minutes or so to honor a dude that likes the dick in the ass.

[TE]

Wonder if he jams that trophy up his ass tbh?
:lmao:lmao

[Bynumite]

"Here, have this award for being a dick in the booty ass nigga."

[RD2191]

Wonder if he jams that trophy up his ass tbh?
:lmao

[jag]

:lmao :lmao :lmao that nigga got an award for putting his meat in that effeminate white boy

[Strange Love]

rofl I feel bad for the Rock. Having to stand up for 10 minutes or so to honor a dude that likes the dick in the ass.

:lol Had to be more than 10 minutes. Shit felt like an hour long.

[Trill Clinton]

He's been hit or miss, but the dude is talented as hell. Every host in the history of awards shows has been hit or miss.

Every time they show a crowd view from stage it reminds me how intimidating it would be to stand in front of all those people and tell jokes, rapid fire.

i just cut it on when he was doing the songs. i heard the monolauge was kinda weak, tho.

[ElNono]

"shout out to Chris Bosh"

[RD2191]

"Didn't start on top" :lmao

[RD2191]

"shout out to Chris Bosh"
:lmao

[jag]

"Here, have this award for being a dick in the booty ass nigga."

:lmao

[TE]

:lmao :lmao :lmao that nigga got an award for putting his meat in that effeminate white boy
:lmao

[Thebesteva]

Lol award for being a faggot? Soldiers right now are like wtf

[Strange Love]

Where the wrap it up music at?

[Trill Clinton]

wrap this shit up cuh

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Homer-Listening-to-Flanders.gif

[scanry]

Move on already.

[UZER]

This awards show would have more credibility if it changed its name to the Dundees.

[Bynumite]

Do you really need to be on stage for 20 minutes to talk about how much you enjoy dick?

[Robz4000]

How is this shit still going? Fuck.

[resistanze]

The Rock almost threw up tbh

[Strange Love]

ESPN gets D for dick.

[resistanze]

:lol Arthur Ashe award. What are they trying to say?

[Jenks]

:lmao :lmao :lmao that nigga got an award for putting his meat in that effeminate white boy
:lmao

[jag]

He sucked the gay guilt right out of the room with that long ass speech. I was waiting for his little white ho to come on stage and blow him as a final act of courage.

[TE]

He sucked the gay guilt right out of the room with that long ass speech. I was waiting for his little white ho to come on stage and blow him as a final act of courage.
:lol

[Thebesteva]

:lol Fags will never be taken seriously because they can never shut the fuck up about their lifestyles. If they only werent mentally sick people they would possibly fit in with society.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGPRtpeGdks

[jag]

I feel like they've only passed out like 3 awards. This whole thing is a sham to convince little boys to fool around with their buddies.

[Thebesteva]

This is some BS tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ezE7QTk2o

[Salty]

My favorite part of the show so far was when Michael Sam got the fuck off the stage

[Robz4000]

:lmao what the fuck

[Trill Clinton]

http://i62.tinypic.com/24fdzdi.pnghttp://i62.tinypic.com/24fdzdi.pnghttp://i62.tinypic.com/24fdzdi.png

[Robz4000]

My favorite part of the show so far was when Michael Sam got the fuck off the stage

Same

[Strange Love]

These people cant even read from the teleprompter seemless. Fucking awkward. :lol

[resistanze]

:lmao tbh

[TE]

Drake singing let it go from frozen.......lol

[jag]

:lol I don't know what the hell this is. It's random as hell and hilarious

[benefactor]

Proud to say I've never watched a minute of the ESPYS. Sounds like I haven't missed anything tonight either.

[resistanze]

:lol I don't know what the hell this is. It's random as hell and hilarious

Manny Baquaio from the Billipines

[TE]

Lol Lollards

[Robz4000]

Lillard getting turned down twice...

[Robz4000]

Proud to say I've never watched a minute of the ESPYS. Sounds like I haven't missed anything tonight either.

You missed a song about betas featuring Durbeta himself tbh. Made sitting through all this shit worth it (excluding that faggots segment).

[UZER]

Proud to say I've never watched a minute of the ESPYS. Sounds like I haven't missed anything tonight either.

Same here. Only thing I've ever seen from the Espys is the replays of the Jimmy V speech. Was that even at the Espys?

[jag]

Solid Jeter commercial. And I don't like the Yankees

[HI-FI]

This is some BS tbh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ezE7QTk2o

:lmao
wtf has happened to this country

[Thebesteva]

Same here. Only thing I've ever seen from the Espys is the replays of the Jimmy V speech. Was that even at the Espys?

Funny thing is I've never watched it until today during the fagots speech

[TE]

Skylar diggins isn't too bad

[Reck]

Waiting for the relevant categories..and by that I mean the ones the Spurs are nominated for.

[Trill Clinton]

i'm eating skylar's pussy and licking her asshole, word up.

[TE]

i'm eating skylar's pussy and licking her asshole, word up.
I'm doing it first

[jag]

It sucks that Skylar Diggins is the best the WNBA has to offer. Unless they start playing in thongs, no one is going to watch those dykes run around and embarrass themselves.

[RD2191]

I'm doing it first
:lol

[Trill Clinton]

john legend's bitch is fiiiiiiine

[Thebesteva]

Please god not that **** rousey

[jag]

For the record, Diggins is good looking, but she's boosted by the fact that 90% of the time we see her she's surrounded by monsters

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Have the spurs won best team yet

[Robz4000]

Of course it's Westchimp

[TE]

Alphabrook deserved that award tbh

[jag]

Durant just sitting there like a ho, watching everyone else get awards.

[TE]

Durant just sitting there like a ho, watching everyone else get awards.
He's watching with that ugly ass mug face. Easiest athlete to root against tbh.

[Clipper Nation]

Can't wait for the Kangs to get best team! :lobt2:

[TampaDude]

I DVR'd the ESPYs...should I just delete the fucking thing without watching it? :lol

[Reck]

Did they just cut off while doing the In memorium tribute piece? :lol ESPN

[Splits]

:cry Bob Welch might be dead but he's well represented in memoriam on ST

[MeloHype]

https://31.media.tumblr.com/504cc85119d7935c451b0bcc69f9141e/tumblr_n8u5ksFQYj1s3b0jjo1_500.png
:lol

[TE]

Did they just cut off while doing the In memorium tribute piece? :lol ESPN
Noticed that too. But they can leave the Celebratory Faggot segment on for all of 20 minutes. Lol

[scanry]

Kiefer has slipped.

[Trill Clinton]

lol stu got a young becky!

[TE]

Celebrity or not, rich or poor, cancer can go fuck itself

[RD2191]

Celebrity or not, rich or poor, cancer can go fuck itself

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Stewart Scott has aids?

[Trill Clinton]

Celebrity or not, rich or poor, cancer can go fuck itself

[jeebus]

I don't know whats worse, watching the ESPYs or watching the saturday events of the all star weekend.

[jeebus]

Stewart Scott has aids?
Better give him an award for being so courageous to take infected loads up his ass.

[Trill Clinton]

man seeing stu's daughter crying got me in my feelings

http://www.thecoli.com/attachments/jamesbrownwow-gif.61/?lightbox=1

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Cancer has actually been cured along time ago tbh. Jews make to much money off it though so they'll never release it

[jag]

Stu Scott is lucky to be as equally courageous as the man who plows his soft, white, twink of a boyfriend.

[scanry]

Way too much drama man.

[Salty]

I don't know whats worse, watching the ESPYs or watching the saturday events of the all star weekend.
Please.

Would really consider watching Michael Sam's fag rant again before ending it?

[TE]

Cancer has actually been cured along time ago tbh. Jews make to much money off it though so they'll never release it
The "Cancer is cured" shit is a misconception. There's treatment for various forms of cancer but every cancer is different or similar at the cell signaling level. Thus, the difficulty in preventing its proliferation.

[Reck]

Stuart Scott is that nigga.

[Robz4000]

He's courageous. Guy taking the dick up his ass is not.

[tlongII]

That was emotional. Good luck Stuart.

[Killakobe81]

lol ESPY'S

[Killakobe81]

I like stu scott and wish him well. but he tries too hard ...he sounds liek one of them old dudes trying to sound hip because they used to listen to hip hop. his catch phrases used to be cool but now sound tired, tbh

[Splits]

http://media.giphy.com/media/ywEufp3MjO4kU/giphy.gif

[Killakobe81]

john legend's bitch is fiiiiiiine

This.

[jag]

Would definitely play a game of face-sit with Danica.

[Robz4000]

God dammit Splits...

[Reck]

Spurs got this.

[Killakobe81]

For the record, Diggins is good looking, but she's boosted by the fact that 90% of the time we see her she's surrounded by monsters

true dat ...

[Trill Clinton]

aight michael sam's espy moment has passed. can we stop discussing that gayblade???

[jag]

"My mom is the REAL best male athlete" :cry

[TE]

Fake act per the usual

[Robz4000]

Is this the last award?

[resistanze]

Taye diggs chick...

Banderas.gif

[resistanze]

Taye diggs chick...

Banderas.gif

[Reck]

Where is the managerial and best team awards at? Spurs got those imo.

[Splits]

"My mom is the REAL best male athlete" :cry

:lol

[Robz4000]

Where is the managerial and best team awards at? Spurs got those imo.

They don't show them all. Best team is next and should be the last.

[Trill Clinton]

Taye diggs chick...

Banderas.gif

[jag]

No fucking way


No FUCKING way

[Robz4000]

:lmao

[RD2191]

:lmaoSpurs

[Reck]

Of course they were going to give it to an NFL team. Its all they talk about on this network.

[Splits]

:lol American rugby

[Floyd Pacquiao]

Fuck off seattle chimphawks

[Trill Clinton]

http://i61.tinypic.com/nludf4.png props to russy 2 cold and my frat bruh, shermgawd

[jag]

The crowd sounded a little down when they announced the Seahawks, tbh

[Jenks]

I can't believe ESPN and people that watch it didn't recognize the Spurs. This is out of character.

[Clipper Nation]

Fuck Gary Bettman for costing the NHL its ESPN TV contract in 2004 so the Kangs couldn't win Best Team :bang

[baseline bum]

Is this entirely a fan vote? Figured it would have been the Red Sox then even though they were a one man team with Ortiz in the World Series.

[crc21209]

Booooo. What a shitty pick. The Seahawks arent much of a total team tbh. Everyone knows that defense carrys that team while the offense is more of a clock managing/dont fuck up the game kind of offense..

[Reck]

Gaylord made this shit show run 12 minutes long. :lol

[703 Spurz]

Maybe someone upstairs explained this already, but why do the Spurs only have two players there, with Bonner being one of them?

That's usually an indicator that the team those players are on aren't winning fuck. Same as why during the Emmys and Golden Globes, etc, they usually sit who's probably going to win in the front.

That's why Seattle had all 873 players attend and go on stage to accept the award.

[crc21209]

Is this entirely a fan vote? Figured it would have been the Red Sox then even though they were a one man team with Ortiz in the World Series.

Lester was pretty damn dominant on the pitching side in his starts during that series as well..

[Thebesteva]

lol Spurs fans forgetting no one gives a shit about SA outside of SA

[Clipper Nation]

Lester was pretty damn dominant on the pitching side in his starts during that series as well..

Mainly because he doctored the ball:

http://i.imgur.com/EOh2dXj.jpg

[baseline bum]

lol Spurs fans forgetting no one gives a shit about SA outside of SA

:cry pls Thebest
:cry We cut Miami's balls off and sent LeBron back home

[Thebesteva]

:cry pls Thebest
:cry We cut Miami's balls off and sent LeBron back home

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

[Robz4000]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

Is that Michael Sam's white piece tbh?

[Kool Bob Love]

Fuck Gary Bettman for costing the NHL its ESPN TV contract in 2004 so the Kangs couldn't win Best Team :bang

Nobody watches hockey.

[Kool Bob Love]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

thats a transgender. Srs.

[RD2191]

Is that Michael Sam's white piece tbh?
:lmao

[Splits]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

Webbed feet?

Kiss & post? Shame

[Thebesteva]

:lol Hating hard
:cry I swear I wouldnt fuck her look at her elbows Thebest :cry

http://s28.postimg.org/q9iexoii5/delete.png

That doctor making money life style :lol
http://nballin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/n6wbgg.gif

[Robz4000]

:lol Hating hard
:cry I swear I wouldnt fuck her look at her elbows Thebest :cry

http://s28.postimg.org/q9iexoii5/delete.png

http://nballin.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/n6wbgg.gif

Solid bulge around the crotch imo

[Kool Bob Love]

http://youtu.be/CuvNoi7b56w

[RD2191]

Solid bulge around the crotch imo
:lmao

[lefty]

You guys actually watch the ESPY's?

:lmao

[Reck]

Nice girl pics off tumblr my nig. :lol

[Splits]

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/229/files/2014/07/Screen-Shot-2014-07-16-at-9.59.34-PM.png

[Infinite_limit]

You guys actually watch the ESPY's?

:lmao
Ya WTF

- Didn't know it was occurring
- You guys watched?
- And 6 pages of discussion?

[spurraider21]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg
wonder why u cut off the face, tbh

[Spurs 4 The Win]

Michael Sam is the biggest fucking fraud attention whore in the history of this planet, I hope that fucking fagget gets AIDS, real talk

[The Gemini Method]

Haha lol Spurs!

[313]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg
Pm nudes

[Thebesteva]

Pm nudes

Atta boy

[Thebesteva]

wonder why u cut off the face, tbh

Im not gonna ruin the poor girls life tbh lol plus I'd get killed by someone if I did that

[The Gemini Method]

Got culo for a whitey, no? She needs higher thread count sheets though--dem shits is see through.

[Infinite_limit]

ESPN really aired this?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O9sRNlix-8

[benefactor]

lol Spurs fans forgetting no one gives a shit about SA outside of SA
lol anyone giving a shit about winning a fucking ESPY

[King Emmanuel]

espys are public opinion awards. unfortunately it is true no one outside san antonio cares about us

[jag]

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

Is that ho sleeping directly on her mattress, or is that a comforter? I think that's the mattress...

Nigga is you trolling the projects for poverty ho's?

[703 Spurz]

Haha lol Spurs!

Only a dumb motherfucker would attempt to talk shit about the Spurs not winning an ESPY. So congrats on that.

[The Gemini Method]

Only a dumb motherfucker would attempt to talk shit about the Spurs not winning an ESPY. So congrats on that.

Oooh got your fuckin' knickers in a bunch, eh? Getting all heated over someone joking around on a board must make you feel complete. It's a shame that you lack something that you would comment. Fun guy spelling Spurs with a Z, ya trick. I said three words and you had to comment with Michael Sam levels of butthurt.

[TampaDude]

Yeah you're right my bad. As a gift here's a girl I smashed about 100 times before I started dating my current girl

http://s17.postimg.org/j9cwas2nz/IMG_6711.jpg

Butterface? :lol

[manufan10]

The Sterling bits were all awkward. I have no idea how all of that got approved. :lol

[BlackSwordsMan]

spur fans carrying about the espy's? You niggas gay?

[BlackSwordsMan]

leo dicapanigga doesn't even have an emmy or oscar or whatever goofy award they give actors who gives a fuck about the espy's yuck you're grown men