"Jigsaw"
07-18-2014, 09:46 AM
lakaluva, Koolaid_Man (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19058), Thread (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=19320)
You see, for years you three have been spamming this forum with your baboonery, coonery, cawkery (looking at you you fucking parrot) and nonsense. Capri, You managed to survive the last game you played, where you were trapped in Earvin's sex room and forced to accept his Aids in your rectum. I guess monkeys have a more resistant immune system than humans. Culburn, to my surprise you managed to survive the human centipede contraption as you managed not to choke on all the shit you regurgitated for years. And gookface, your apparent love for Naruto has signaled to me you do not cherish your life you pathetic fuck. But that is going to change today. What you see before you is a locked cage. Location? Tim Duncan's closet. Since you three pull nearly all of your takes from your assholes, you will have something new to pull. In this cage, you three are trapped with 3 keys being lodged in each of your assholes, in which you will have
60 seconds to dislodge the correct one to escape or be forced to serve as Timmy's sex slave and forced to watch Timmy's 5 championship DVDs on repeat for all eternity. Live or die, make your choice.
http://www.petcratesdirect.com/mm5/img/midwest/1500l.jpg
http://www.craftmasterdoors.com/images/bi_natural.gif
http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/tim-duncan-2014-nba-finals.jpg?w=694
You see, for years you three have been spamming this forum with your baboonery, coonery, cawkery (looking at you you fucking parrot) and nonsense. Capri, You managed to survive the last game you played, where you were trapped in Earvin's sex room and forced to accept his Aids in your rectum. I guess monkeys have a more resistant immune system than humans. Culburn, to my surprise you managed to survive the human centipede contraption as you managed not to choke on all the shit you regurgitated for years. And gookface, your apparent love for Naruto has signaled to me you do not cherish your life you pathetic fuck. But that is going to change today. What you see before you is a locked cage. Location? Tim Duncan's closet. Since you three pull nearly all of your takes from your assholes, you will have something new to pull. In this cage, you three are trapped with 3 keys being lodged in each of your assholes, in which you will have
60 seconds to dislodge the correct one to escape or be forced to serve as Timmy's sex slave and forced to watch Timmy's 5 championship DVDs on repeat for all eternity. Live or die, make your choice.
http://www.petcratesdirect.com/mm5/img/midwest/1500l.jpg
http://www.craftmasterdoors.com/images/bi_natural.gif
http://espngrantland.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/tim-duncan-2014-nba-finals.jpg?w=694