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HemisfairArena
07-18-2014, 11:22 PM
Kobrick inherited the bag but the bag was not content and thus moved onto the Laker front office,,,hence the strike outs on major free agents and settling for Swaggy P and Boozer. The bag,,,still feeling empty,,has moved onto Laker fans/posters and is sadly taking away their posting talents. Its a bag gone wild,,,tbh,,,,stay tuned,,,,

jimbo
07-18-2014, 11:37 PM
lmemulatedao!

jimbo
07-18-2014, 11:37 PM
lmvictorious!

Kool Bob Love
07-18-2014, 11:41 PM
:nerd

HemisfairArena
07-18-2014, 11:51 PM
The Bag is raining terror all over Laker land. Why do you think they haven't found a coach yet? This thing is lethal,,,its why Fredo has interviewed Byron Scott 18 times and still no head coach,,,. Laker fans are getting antsy,,,

Kool Bob Love
07-18-2014, 11:57 PM
Just one person being to damn spoiled and stubborn for his own good.

HemisfairArena
07-19-2014, 12:02 AM
This Thread dude reminds of the old guy from Jurassic Park wanting to fuck with Mother Nature. When he created the bag,,,he was so fixated on whether he could,,,he never stopped to thing whether he should and the thing has a life of it's own now and has come full circle to destroy the very sports franchise he dearly loves. The Spurs redemption exorcised it so violently that it had no choice but to return home and destroy everything in its wake.

jimbo
07-19-2014, 12:11 AM
lmobsessedao!

Dick Marcinko
07-19-2014, 02:27 AM
New poster and still not completely familiar with ST vernacular and idioms. What is this "Bag" some of you posters speak of. Cliff notes please. Thanks.

Thread
07-19-2014, 04:31 AM
New poster and still not completely familiar with ST vernacular and idioms. What is this "Bag" some of you posters speak of. Cliff notes please. Thanks.

It's the tired old shit bag (TOSB)...My invention, my concession that was chartered & commissioned to Tim Duncan.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Hence:::

The Bag stays in Texas.

dg7md
07-19-2014, 06:44 AM
You've nary room.

BlackSwordsMan
07-19-2014, 06:50 AM
The bag was created in LA by Kobe he owns the bag and will forever be its owner

Clipper Nation
07-19-2014, 06:50 AM
It's the tired old shit bag (TOSB)...My invention, my concession that was chartered & commissioned to Tim Duncan.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Hence:::

The Bag stays in Texas.
With Kirby in it.

SupremeGuy
07-19-2014, 07:38 AM
Thread lost, and has nothing but his ass to spin. It's over. Done. Can't you all just leave him alone?

BlackSwordsMan
07-19-2014, 08:52 AM
Thread lost, and has nothing but his ass to spin. It's over. Done. Can't you all just leave him alone?

I'm just checking assholes.

Franklin
07-19-2014, 09:03 AM
Even if the BAG had accepted a paycut it would've still made little difference imho. Lakers had the room for a Max contract earlier this summer but no big name player would want to play for the Lakers as long as the BAG is on this team, so the problem isn't how much the BAG earns but the very presence of him on the team imho.

Thread
07-19-2014, 09:05 AM
Thread lost, and has nothing but his ass to spin. It's over. Done. Can't you all just leave him alone?

You fucked up last June and you want me to give you a break. Beg, motherfucker, and I will. Get down on your fuckin' knees and crawl. Otherwise?

The Bag stays in Texas.

Thread
07-19-2014, 09:05 AM
Even if the BAG had accepted a paycut it would've still made little difference imho. Lakers had the room for a Max contract earlier this summer but no big name player would want to play for the Lakers as long as the BAG is on this team, so the problem isn't how much the BAG earns but the very presence of him on the team imho.

& this cocksucker here. Ya fuck.

Spurs9
07-19-2014, 09:17 AM
It's the tired old shit bag (TOSB)...My invention, my concession that was chartered & commissioned to Tim Duncan.

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Hence:::

The Bag stays in Texas.
Kobe is trailing the race.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqQS_YFIcAAFoUJ.jpg

Blizzardwizard
07-19-2014, 09:18 AM
The bag stays in LA.

Thread
07-19-2014, 09:18 AM
Kobe is trailing the race.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BqQS_YFIcAAFoUJ.jpg

Good, fine. You take that one. Me? I'm dancin' with who brung me:::

Kobe: 5

the tired old shit bag Duncan: 5

Thread
07-19-2014, 09:19 AM
The bag stays in LA.

Look at this piss pot chickenshit of a Saturday morn. I spit on you.

Clipper Nation
07-19-2014, 09:21 AM
You fucked up last June and you want me to give you a break. Beg, motherfucker, and I will. Get down on your fuckin' knees and crawl. Otherwise?

The Bag stays in Texas.
With Kirby in it.

Blizzardwizard
07-19-2014, 09:24 AM
Look at this piss pot chickenshit of a Saturday morn. I spit on you.
I my honourable gentleman duly spit back good sir.

Dex
07-19-2014, 10:33 AM
Per Culby's insistence, the Bag stays in Texas. For now.

The difference is...nobody really cares anymore. :lol

Thread
07-19-2014, 10:50 AM
Per Culby's insistence, the Bag stays in Texas. For now.

The difference is...nobody really cares anymore. :lol

Everybody cares about The Bag, Dex. It's honesty, it's decency, it's truth is what enables & empowers The Bag. Sure, I christened Duncan with it at charter, but, he's earned it before and since then. His chronological inability to go back-to-back before The Bag. There is no denial in that. Then he let Amy hamstring him into 6, then Diaw & Leonard excused him as they hefted his end of the log. I do not apologize for The Bag being in Texas. It belongs there, Duncan has earned that Bag and all that it represents.

The Bag

Clipper Nation
07-19-2014, 10:52 AM
Everybody cares about The Bag, Dex. It's honesty, it's decency, it's truth is what enables & empowers The Bag. Sure, I christened Duncan with it at charter, but, he's earned it before and since then. His chronological inability to go back-to-back before The Bag. There is no denial in that. Then he let Amy hamstring him into 6, then Diaw & Leonard excused him as they hefted his end of the log. I do not apologize for The Bag being in Texas. It belongs there, Duncan has earned that Bag and all that it represents.

The Bag
With Kirby in it.

Dex
07-19-2014, 11:23 AM
Everybody cares about The Bag, Dex. It's honesty, it's decency, it's truth is what enables & empowers The Bag. Sure, I christened Duncan with it at charter, but, he's earned it before and since then. His chronological inability to go back-to-back before The Bag. There is no denial in that. Then he let Amy hamstring him into 6, then Diaw & Leonard excused him as they hefted his end of the log. I do not apologize for The Bag being in Texas. It belongs there, Duncan has earned that Bag and all that it represents.

The Bag

Nah. The Bag was always about 5>4.

We'll let you carry it around now. At 5=5, The Bag has no weight for Spurs fans any longer.

But the Bag stays in Texas. Until Six.

Thread
07-19-2014, 11:50 AM
Nah. The Bag was always about 5>4.

We'll let you carry it around now. At 5=5, The Bag has no weight for Spurs fans any longer.

But the Bag stays in Texas. Until Six.

And perhaps after. There is no guarantee that The Bag would automatically transfer to California at 6. I'd have to sit down with myself and look at the numbers, the circumstance, etc and render a decision.

BlackSwordsMan
07-19-2014, 11:51 AM
The bag stays in LA.

Thread
07-19-2014, 11:52 AM
The bag stays in LA.

No. The Bag stays where I dictate.

The Bag stays in Texas.

BlackSwordsMan
07-19-2014, 11:58 AM
No. The Bag stays where I dictate.

The Bag stays in Texas.

The bag stays with the owner. In LA.

Kool Bob Love
07-19-2014, 11:58 AM
No. The Bag stays where I dictate.

The Bag stays in Texas.

You know better than to call Duncan a TOS. It's a start.

Thread
07-19-2014, 12:01 PM
The bag stays with the owner. In LA.

No.

The Bag stays in Texas.

Clipper Nation
07-19-2014, 12:02 PM
No.

The Bag stays in Texas.
With Kirby in it.

Blizzardwizard
07-19-2014, 12:12 PM
The bag stays in LA,

Thread
07-19-2014, 01:14 PM
With Kirby in it.


The bag stays in LA,

No. Fellows, I control The Bag. I've placed same there in Bexar County and there it will stay attached to Tim Duncan until at which time I decide to release him for it's odious yoke. This is my province. Mine & mine alone.

- Dale

Blizzardwizard
07-19-2014, 01:18 PM
No. Fellows, I control The Bag. I've placed same there in Bexar County and there it will stay attached to Tim Duncan until at which time I decide to release him for it's odious yoke. This is my province. Mine & mine alone.

- Dale
Fair enough. However the bag shall not reside in Texas for long. Better get the tickets to LA ready.

K...
07-19-2014, 02:35 PM
You fucked up last June and you want me to give you a break. Beg, motherfucker, and I will. Get down on your fuckin' knees and crawl. Otherwise?

The Bag stays in Texas.

small point. Last June is June 2014. You are referring to June 2013 but made a mistake. I think this is just a sign that your heart isn't in it anymore. It's a hard job to troll spurs fans this Summer

Thread
07-19-2014, 03:08 PM
small point. Last June is June 2014. You are referring to June 2013 but made a mistake. I think this is just a sign that your heart isn't in it anymore. It's a hard job to troll spurs fans this Summer

No, last June is '13, this June is last month. June of '15 is next June.

Thread
07-19-2014, 03:10 PM
Fair enough. However the bag shall not reside in Texas for long. Better get the tickets to LA ready.

Duncan is tired, he's old and he's a shit bag. Kobe would never permit 6 to occur, or, let a fresh kid like Leonard and a chubby rascal like Diaw take him to it.

The Bag stays in Texas.

Clipper Nation
07-19-2014, 03:20 PM
Duncan is tired, he's old and he's a shit bag. Kobe would never permit 6 to occur, or, let a fresh kid like Leonard and a chubby rascal like Diaw take him to it.

The Bag stays in Texas.
With Kirby in it.

TampaDude
07-19-2014, 03:47 PM
Thread lost, and has nothing but his ass to spin. It's over. Done. Can't you all just leave him alone?

Who the hell is this "Thread" guy? Never heard of him.

Kool Bob Love
10-29-2014, 12:44 AM
Kobrick inherited the bag but the bag was not content and thus moved onto the Laker front office,,,hence the strike outs on major free agents and settling for Swaggy P and Boozer. The bag,,,still feeling empty,,has moved onto Laker fans/posters and is sadly taking away their posting talents. Its a bag gone wild,,,tbh,,,,stay tuned,,,,

:wow

spurraider21
10-29-2014, 12:45 AM
:lmao Barkley in the postgame: "With the weapons the Lakers got, I don't think they can beat Guam in a war."

HemisfairArena
11-15-2014, 09:05 PM
What did I tell you ass clown Laker fans,,,the Bag has consumed your glorified sidekick and sorry ass franchise. You guys are a joke and the laughingstock of the NBA like your fake ass deity making 48.5. Just logged in to remind you,,,,

Thread
11-15-2014, 09:13 PM
What did I tell you ass clown Laker fans,,,the Bag has consumed your glorified sidekick and sorry ass franchise. You guys are a joke and the laughingstock of the NBA like your fake ass deity making 48.5. Just logged in to remind you,,,,

You're the one with the fuckin' Bag, Hemi. I invented it. I deem who possesses it. The fuckin' nerve, motherfucker.

spurraider21
11-15-2014, 09:16 PM
You're the one with the fuckin' Bag, Hemi. I invented it. I deem who possesses it. The fuckin' nerve, motherfucker.
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if the bag was attached to your lap, as your doctor instructed

FuzzyLumpkins
11-15-2014, 09:21 PM
You're the one with the fuckin' Bag, Hemi. I invented it. I deem who possesses it. The fuckin' nerve, motherfucker.

You didn't invent the bag. You weren't even the first to bring it up here. All you are is the most shrill and cowardly in referencing it.

WB btw. :toast

ElNono
11-15-2014, 09:24 PM
You're the one with the fuckin' Bag, Hemi. I invented it. I deem who possesses it. The fuckin' nerve, motherfucker.

why are you talking to yourself, tbh?

Thread
11-15-2014, 09:54 PM
You didn't invent the bag. You weren't even the first to bring it up here. All you are is the most shrill and cowardly in referencing it.

WB btw. :toast

Please. I invented The Bag.

HemisfairArena
11-15-2014, 10:01 PM
why are you talking to yourself, tbh?


Way off, ElN,,,,just sayin'

Kool Bob Love
11-15-2014, 10:05 PM
Way off, ElN,,,,just sayin'

THE BAG got Randle on the 1st night. Spot on hemi. :tu

HemisfairArena
11-15-2014, 10:10 PM
THE BAG got Randle on the 1st night. Spot on hemi. :tu

Thank you, sir,,,,and Byron Scott will be the next victim. Things are turning ugly for Laker fan,,,,like we all expected.

Clipper Nation
11-15-2014, 10:16 PM
Please. I invented The Bag.

& Kirby looks resplendent in it. It fits like a glove.

Jenks
11-15-2014, 10:24 PM
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if the bag was attached to your lap, as your doctor instructed
This is the best colostomy bag joke I've seen today.

MultiTroll
11-15-2014, 11:58 PM
at this point i wouldn't be surprised if the bag was attached to your lap, as your doctor instructed
:rollin

Thread
11-16-2014, 12:28 AM
:rollin

Oh, yeah, just fuckin' hilarious.:rolleyes