Hanging At The Barbershop When Someone Started Talking About How To Beat The Spurs

[Koolaid_Man]

shit was funny but true as fuck....one dude was basically saying: "Hey the shit is real simple." them niggas aren't that good they shot well which won't happen two years in a row. Just like they shot bad in 2013 and good in 2014 you can't win multiple titles based on outside shooting...he then went on to give the solution to beating the Spurs...he said: "Them niggas soft as fuck." he went on saying Parker is a bitch all you have to do is hit that nigga one good time and he's done driving the lane...

he said all Boozer needs to do his hit Duncan in the ribs one solid time and Duncan's game will be fucked up for the rest of the game...he said they do not play well against phyiscal teams but no one as a defensive strategy bodied them up...he said they made it all the way to the finals without anyone Heat or Gut checking them....even in the finals he noted that Miami played like soft pussies..He said no one not even Birdman stepped up and delivered an intimidating hit on anyone...and because of it they felt emboldened with their pussy ass style of basketball...

I all I gotta say is the dude was on the money....:toast

[DAF86]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.

[spurraider21]

:rollin then Luva asks why we kick em while they're down

nice strategy on how to beat the spurs though... "Hope they miss wide open shots"

[RD2191]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.
:lmao

[Koolaid_Man]

It's a legit point...yall are soft as fuck....no one on your team can mix it up....I hope someone proves this point next season

[SupremeGuy]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.Fuck. :lmao

[ironman2886]

Was the establishment called, "Handicapped Cuts?"

[Spurs 4 The Win]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.
:rollin

[Koolaid_Man]

yall lost in 2013 because it's likely you shot like shit...the point is you can't possible expect to go back to back on jumpers...shit ain't happening...and if D-Wade had shown up at all...yall likely lose despite your great shooting this year...yall's team won but it doesn't mean you're not pussies

[Koolaid_Man]

Now that Kobe's back all that shit is over...all that fake ass shit talk yall been dishing is over....

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe's last season pre-achilles was more productive than Duncan's last two combined

[ironman2886]

http://www.zerohedge.com/sites/default/files/images/user5/imageroot/2011/10/full_retard.jpg

[benstanfield]

Ask Shane Battier how this worked out for him:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPyLGWRGhxo

[Koolaid_Man]

Ask Shane Battier how this worked out for him:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPyLGWRGhxo

that wasn't a hard foul...it was a basic foul that Manu tried to sell....wait to Kobe get that lil nigga Manu in the box again...it's gonna be chop suey all over again:

d-ybUPRQfQM

[jimbo]

^ at least he tried tbh

The Heat needed Dwyane fucking niggas up if he wasn't going to be a good player on the court.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJmyMfpbsMY


At minimum they could have made do with Dexter Pittman if they still had him


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zrGCPEUtvk

Even last year they had a hitman


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcTzJt1RT6E


They didn't have that kind of toughness this year tbh

[Strange Love]

It's a legit point...yall are soft as fuck....no one on your team can mix it up....I hope someone proves this point next season

So your tactic is to play dirty ball to win? :lmao classy

[Clipper Nation]

:lol Barber shop takes

[Koolaid_Man]

So your tactic is to play dirty ball to win? :lmao classy

You muthafucking right....the media already giving yalls soft asses a pass for 6...if not for Cully and Luva you'd swear it never happened...I'm not for pussy ass teams winning titles the soft way...be a fucking man show me you can earn it the hard way....the way yall win is like hunting from a helicopter....just a bunch of cowards...I cannot co-sign that shit :lol but thanks for beating lebronze with your own bronze medal winner :lol

[djohn2oo8]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b5cd88110583e8d8ba516b478a3a17b/tumblr_n5ic6eYiqD1tub9aqo1_400.gif

[ElNono]

Better takes: barbershop or barman?

:lol Lakers

[ironman2886]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/3322763/clarence-laugh-o.gif

[DPG21920]

Kool must have misunderstood. It's hard to hear with a bowl on your head.

[spurraider21]

either Kool is just a retard who deserves all the ridicule he gets...

or he's a troll account with ~30,000 posts which is sad in it of itself and thus deserves the ridicule anyway for putting that much time into an alt persona

[Clipper Nation]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/3b5cd88110583e8d8ba516b478a3a17b/tumblr_n5ic6eYiqD1tub9aqo1_400.gif

Pictured: a re-enactment of 48

[djohn2oo8]

Pictured: a re-enactment of 48
:lol looks like 39 too.

[Malice]

No one cares about some conversation you over heard at SuperCuts, while waiting for your 13 dollar haircut, fag. Just take your ass beatings like a man, cause its coming, and in your own back yard too, son...

[Medvedenko]

Have to admit, Kool's right on the money!

[Koolaid_Man]

Yall know it's true and I'm on point that's why you're deflecting....even DPG's itty litty bitty ass chimed in with his usual bullshat...Spurs are soft cake

[Koolaid_Man]

It's a new era when a soft cake pussy team can win a title....what kind of era of basketball is this...the era of the homo ball it's a new era..Don't ask..Don't worry we're telling anyway :lol

[DPG21920]

Funny thing is, even if you believe this is true, it wasn't even Kool's idea :lol

:lmao a barber from SportsClips knowing more about basketball than Kool.

[HemisfairArena]

Funny thing is, even if you believe this is true, it wasn't even Kool's idea :lol

:lmao a barber from SportsClips knowing more about basketball than Kool.

Now that's funny,,,,great reply.

[illusioNtEk]

lol laker fans should worry getting into the playoffs rather then bull shitting

[Brunodf]

3/10. Good effort

[elmanutres]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.

thread killer

[elmanutres]

:lol looks like 39 too.

with all that passing, looks like 5 also.

[ElNono]

Why don't you tell Fredo to hire that guy as the next coach, tbh? :lol

[HemisfairArena]

Fredo the horse whisperer is the best thing that ever happened to Laker haters,,,,lucky for us he is young and will be in charge for the next 3-4 decades.

[Clipper Nation]

Why don't you tell Fredo to hire that guy as the next coach, tbh? :lol

:lol Bartender GM
:lol Barber head coach

[m>s]

nobody care what some n!gg3r said at your barbershop

[MultiTroll]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.
:lol owned.
No need to read anymore or continue thread.

[4down]

Elnono on the money. Pretty sure the barber will be running the Lakers along with chaz soon soon, tbh. Good take though great strategy. Let's see if they run it.

[ezau]

shit was funny but true as fuck....one dude was basically saying: "Hey the shit is real simple." them niggas aren't that good they shot well which won't happen two years in a row. Just like they shot bad in 2013 and good in 2014 you can't win multiple titles based on outside shooting...he then went on to give the solution to beating the Spurs...he said: "Them niggas soft as fuck." he went on saying Parker is a bitch all you have to do is hit that nigga one good time and he's done driving the lane...

he said all Boozer needs to do his hit Duncan in the ribs one solid time and Duncan's game will be fucked up for the rest of the game...he said they do not play well against phyiscal teams but no one as a defensive strategy bodied them up...he said they made it all the way to the finals without anyone Heat or Gut checking them....even in the finals he noted that Miami played like soft pussies..He said no one not even Birdman stepped up and delivered an intimidating hit on anyone...and because of it they felt emboldened with their pussy ass style of basketball...

I all I gotta say is the dude was on the money....:toast

You know it's really bad in LA when you hope for Booze to stop Duncan:lol

[ezau]

It's a new era when a soft cake pussy team can win a title....what kind of era of basketball is this...the era of the homo ball it's a new era..Don't ask..Don't worry we're telling anyway :lol

http://cdn.fansided.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/307/files/2014/06/tim-duncan-nba-finals-miami-heat-san-antonio-spurs1.jpg

[Thread]

You know it's really bad in LA when you hope for Booze to stop Duncan:lol

Amy stopped him. Anything is possible.

[ezau]

Amy stopped him. Anything is possible.

Of course, who knew that it's possible for the Lakers to be worse than Charlotte:lol

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1831108.1402896069!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/gallery_1200/back-top-spurs-send-heat-packing-game-5.jpg

[spurraider21]

Amy stopped him. Anything is possible.
stopped him from what? we hadn't made the finals since 07, and we haven't missed a finals since they filed for divorce. if thats your reasoning, i hope she keeps "stopping" him :lol

[pgardn]

So basically the idiot wants a football game.

Try your favorite LA NFL team...
Oh shit.

[tdunk21]

either Kool is just a retard who deserves all the ridicule he gets...

or he's a troll account with ~30,000 posts which is sad in it of itself and thus deserves the ridicule anyway for putting that much time into an alt persona

This

[moisaenz]

stupid post especially after all that complaining that Bowen was a dirty player.

[Robz4000]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.

Welp

[Emperor]

No player is gonna throw a gutcheck to the Spurs knowing big boy Baynes is sitting and waiting on that bench.

[Infinite_limit]

OP had me @ Barbershop

[Leetonidas]

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[Infinite_limit]

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[JohnnyMax]

Why did they sweep Memphis last year?

[100%duncan]

How to beat the Lakers: Show up to the game.

:lol

[DMC]

:lol hindsight
:lol playoffs
:lol Julius Randle
:lol Boozer
:lol Coachless
:lol Swaggy P
:lol :lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol osers

[Koolaid_Man]

Kobe is back DMC....I noticed you didn't laugh at that....fact is I'm right....I'm gonna buy some Betty Crocker cake frosting for the entire board when SA plays LA this season.... happy licking

[daslicer]

If playing dirty was the key to beating the spurs than the Thunder would have won the WCF. Throughout that series Perkins took cheapshots at Duncan,Parker. Hell I thought the turning point of that series for Duncan was when Perkins put him in that headlock in game 4 after that Duncan kicked their ass in game 5 and 6. Stupid post by the OP.

[Koolaid_Man]

If playing dirty was the key to beating the spurs than the Thunder would have won the WCF. Throughout that series Perkins took cheapshots at Duncan,Parker. Hell I thought the turning point of that series for Duncan was when Perkins put him in that headlock in game 4 after that Duncan kicked their ass in game 5 and 6. Stupid post by the OP.

No one said a dam thing about playing dirty :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

It's all about physicality..a nice hard shot to the ribs is clean if you playing defense and a guy keeps leaning on you....just like Kobe did to Artest....someone needs to expose the Spurs

[TampaDude]

:lol Barber shop takes

For real...stupid monkey faggots... :lol

[BandWagon Cavs Fan]

We will show you how to do it this season :lol:lol:lol:lobt2:

[JohnnyMax]

I hope you Cavs fans aren't buying the Wiggins hype. You'll need Kevin Love to have a chance against the Spurs.

[Koolaid_Man]

For real...stupid monkey faggots... :lol


LOL

MavklTuHCSg

[BandWagon Cavs Fan]

I hope you Cavs fans aren't buying the Wiggins hype. You'll need Kevin Love to have a chance against the Spurs.

He WILL be our "Pippen"

[TampaDude]

LOL

MavklTuHCSg

Dat's just dey culcha, yo! :lol

[Clipper Nation]

I hope you Cavs fans aren't buying the Wiggins hype. You'll need Kevin Love to have a chance against the Spurs.
A big man who refuses to play any defense is about the last thing you'd want against the Spurs :lol

[daslicer]

No one said a dam thing about playing dirty :lol

Actually you said it when you stated in your post that Parker needs to get hit and that Boozer needs to take a cheap shot at Duncan's ribs.

[Splits]

As long as Kobe is "very happy" and knows his "job":


The Lakers remain without a coach, and big man Pau Gasol (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/996/pau-gasol) recently chose to leave for Chicago as a free agent. The team failed in its bid to land Carmelo Anthony (http://espn.go.com/nba/player/_/id/1975/carmelo-anthony), too.

"We're still trying to figure the roster out,'' Bryant said. "We don't know what system we're going to be operating out of. A lot of those questions remain to be answered.''

Bryant reaffirmed he was "very happy'' with the effort the Lakers made in trying to land Anthony and retain Gasol, who said Friday it was difficult to tell the Lakers star (http://espn.go.com/chicago/nba/story/_/id/11233214/pau-gasol-chicago-bulls-said-was-difficult-say-goodbye-kobe-bryant) that he was leaving Los Angeles.

"I can sit here and tell you with 100 percent honesty that I'm happy with the effort the organization put forward this summer," Bryant said.
Bryant indicated approval of general manager Mitch Kupchak's recent signings of complementary players.

"I think Mitch has responded quite efficiently by picking up some of the pieces he has," Bryant said.

"It's my job to go out there next season and lay it all out there on the line and get us to that elite level.

[The Gemini Method]

Oh boy...

[DPG21920]

Kobe the salesman.

[cd021]

It's a legit point...yall are soft as fuck....no one on your team can mix it up....I hope someone proves this point next season

Manu got pissed after Battier got under his skin he responded by going off on Miami. Besides that enforcer thing is silly. Most teams don't have that and the ones that do normally don't even play them.

[DPG21920]

I was at a very high end Salon recently because that's only type of place I let touch my hair. Anyways, my stylist, Serge, who happens to be a man who likes other men, was talking about Kobe & The Tape. He confirmed 100% that Kobe is a "hair stylist at heart" if you know what I mean.

He says that's what has worn on Kobe's marriage and all the aggression is pouring out because his image and Lakers franchise can't afford to take another hit with the incredible amount of losing they have done in recent years. He confirmed with another stylist who "cuts Kobe's hair" that Kobe indeed loves the company of other men and will have more tapes to release once his NBA career is over and I quote: "quite possibly this year".

[moisaenz]

I was at a very high end Salon recently because that's only type of place I let touch my hair. Anyways, my stylist, Serge, who happens to be a man who likes other men, was talking about Kobe & The Tape. He confirmed 100% that Kobe is a "hair stylist at heart" if you know what I mean.

He says that's what has worn on Kobe's marriage and all the aggression is pouring out because his image and Lakers franchise can't afford to take another hit with the incredible amount of losing they have done in recent years. He confirmed with another stylist who "cuts Kobe's hair" that Kobe indeed loves the company of other men and will have more tapes to release once his NBA career is over and I quote: "quite possibly this year".

Well if this is true. Then he should tell the whole world that he is a " hairstylist " with the whole hype about " hairstylists" imagine all the jerseys He would sell.

[The Gemini Method]

Possible that DPG and Serge are carrying on more than one is led to believe...

[DMC]

Kobe is back DMC....I noticed you didn't laugh at that....fact is I'm right....I'm gonna buy some Betty Crocker cake frosting for the entire board when SA plays LA this season.... happy licking

You've already posted your submission thread.

Kobe could play like 2006 Kobe and still not get past the 1st round.

[DPG21920]

Possible that DPG and Serge are carrying on more than one is led to believe...

Nah. While I am a soccer player, I only enjoy the women. Nothing wrong with being Kobe, just reporting what I heard in a similar fashion to OP.

[hater]

Spurs are in barbershop conversations throuhout the US = Spurs win

[Clipper Nation]

I was at a very high end Salon recently because that's only type of place I let touch my hair. Anyways, my stylist, Serge, who happens to be a man who likes other men, was talking about Kobe & The Tape. He confirmed 100% that Kobe is a "hair stylist at heart" if you know what I mean.

He says that's what has worn on Kobe's marriage and all the aggression is pouring out because his image and Lakers franchise can't afford to take another hit with the incredible amount of losing they have done in recent years. He confirmed with another stylist who "cuts Kobe's hair" that Kobe indeed loves the company of other men and will have more tapes to release once his NBA career is over and I quote: "quite possibly this year".
Did I mention how on-point barber shop takes tend to be? :downspin:

[Bill_Brasky]

5 rings, faggot!

[ElNono]

I was at a very high end Salon recently because that's only type of place I let touch my hair. Anyways, my stylist, Serge, who happens to be a man who likes other men, was talking about Kobe & The Tape. He confirmed 100% that Kobe is a "hair stylist at heart" if you know what I mean.

He says that's what has worn on Kobe's marriage and all the aggression is pouring out because his image and Lakers franchise can't afford to take another hit with the incredible amount of losing they have done in recent years. He confirmed with another stylist who "cuts Kobe's hair" that Kobe indeed loves the company of other men and will have more tapes to release once his NBA career is over and I quote: "quite possibly this year".

Explains why Vanessa was getting "rapped", tbh...

[Kidd K]

:lmao Idiot logic.

Spurs lit the Heat up since they were used to playing teams with shitty offenses. In the west the Spurs' offense doesn't even really stand out. There's like 6-7 dope teams besides them. The east had/has zero. 2013 was a fluke. Heat got lucky.

As for the rest, he basically admitted you can't beat the Spurs legitimately and need to try and injure their top players to get them out of the game. :lmao That's not even a strategy. That's like knocking the controller out of your brother's hand when you're about to lose at Street Fighter then acting like you're great since you finally got in some combos as he was picking up the controller.

[kobe4life]

Kobe is back DMC....I noticed you didn't laugh at that....fact is I'm right....I'm gonna buy some Betty Crocker cake frosting for the entire board when SA plays LA this season.... happy licking

Jesus Kool its great to see that your faith in God and the Lakers has been restored. Like I have been saying this is the year where God gets his sixth. Its going to be the best title out of the 6 because its going to be legendary.