LAST DANCE: Kobe Bryant (2014)

[Buddy Mignon]

Pay homage... to the last of a dying breed.


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[Arnold Toht]

Duncan can't hunt what he can't kill.

Kobe: 5

Duncan: the shit bag, forever.

[Salty]

Duncan can't hunt what he can't kill.

Kobe: 5

Duncan: the shit bag, forever.

As long as he doesn't r-

Oh wait, Duncan rang.

[ElNono]

http://i.cdn.turner.com/nba/nba/teamsites/images/legacy/lakers/ts_131125kobe_extension670.jpg

[ElNono]

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[ElNono]

Duncan can't hunt what he can't kill.

Kobe: 5

Duncan: the shit bag, forever.

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=231594

[ElNono]

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[kobe4life]

Great video this brought tears to my eyes just watching God battle through all those injuries in that clip. I cried when they showed that Achilles tear injury. This is a message to the haters don't ever count out God don't you ever say God is finished. He's going to comeback with a vengeance this year.

[Koolaid_Man]

Great video this brought tears to my eyes just watching God battle through all those injuries in that clip. I cried when they showed that Achilles tear injury. This is a message to the haters don't ever count out God don't you ever say God is finished. He's going to comeback with a vengeance this year.

Somebody needs to dig out your ass...with a rake

[kobe4life]

Somebody needs to dig out your ass...with a rake

Jesus Kool come on now admit it you also cried watching this video. This is the man we both grew up idolizing and worshiping so I do know this video did touch your heart the same way it did to mine.

[Koolaid_Man]

Jesus Kool come on now admit it you also cried watching this video. This is the man we both grew up idolizing and worshiping so I do know this video did touch your heart the same way it did to mine.

I don't have a heart

[DPG21920]

I don't have a heart

Or a brain.

[Arnold Toht]

Or a brain.

You're 5'5''. Speak up, little man.

[DPG21920]

You're 5'5''. Speak up, little man.

True - but you're dumb & that's entirely on you.

[Venti Quattro]

Black Jesus

[Arnold Toht]

Deeps is really only 5'5"?

The world's tallest midget.

[Franklin]

nor a pair of legs in normal length, probably.

[Franklin]

5'5 ain't too bad for a midget, yet it still sucks to be a midget.

[Arnold Toht]

True - but you're dumb & that's entirely on you.

Führer was only 5'8'', but he was the Führer.

You? Your shoe can't even reach the gas pedal with 5'' heels on.

[DPG21920]

That doesn't even make any sense.

[benefactor]

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:lol

[benefactor]

So what do we call that last dance...three steps and a snap?

[ElNono]

So what do we call that last dance...three steps and a snap?

:lmao

[Clipper Nation]

So what do we call that last dance...three steps and a snap?
:rollin

[tdunk21]

So what do we call that last dance...three steps and a snap?

:lmao

[elmanutres]

Oh, yeah, it's just side splitting fucking humor.

You assholes, you. All 3 of ya's.

no remorse thread. no fucking remorse. We remember when your group kicked us while down during the summer of 6

it's our turn to kick the ones that are down.

[Arnold Toht]

Don't hunt what you can't kill.

[Kool Bob Love]

http://stocker.with.sim.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/SmallBlackMamba.jpg

[ElNono]

Oh, yeah, it's just side splitting fucking humor.

You assholes, you. All 3 of ya's.

:lmao

[ezau]

Duncan can't hunt what he can't kill.

Kobe: 5

Duncan: the shit bag, forever.

Tee, hee


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuoeVpQtKEM

[ElNono]

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:lmao Gasol look in this play

[Splits]

Arn

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[da_suns_fan]

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:lol:lol:lol:lol

[jehawk81]

Thanks for fighting the good fight Nono.. Looks like these trolls (Thread/Capri, Buddy, AnalTits, etc) had sausage fest meeting & agreed to up their trolling in the last couple days & are making these forums unreadable again.. Thx again

[Salty]

Remember this?

http://ballislife.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/BBzxh2xCUAA8Lu9-1.jpg

:cry R.I.P. Kobe Johnson :cry
:cry 2013-Achilles :cry

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Arn

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[Splits]

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:lol

[Splits]

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:lol

[hater]

Kobe's last dance

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[Splits]

Kobe's final play:

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[phyzik]

Kobe finally unable to avoid the Penny Hardaway destiny he was always bound for... He got lucky being carried by the likes of Shaq, Gasol, Artest, Fisher and Phil Jackson. Props to him learning to be a fifth wheel since he first joined the league and spinning his beta status to seem like an alpha. He had a good run as a spare tire. Best 5th wheel of all time TBH. Up there with Bruce Bowen, robert Horry and Tayshaun prince. If Manu falls off again this year, Kobe might even have a chance to reach Ginobilli status but with his Achilles he will most probably drown in the bag that is most decidedly and firmly attached to his ankle.

Greatest bench player to get the most starter minutes of all time is a great achievement. He also holds awards for most ball handling as the clock runs down to zero before jacking up a prayer, Award for gayest photo of a "supposedly" straight NBA player (yes, even gayer than Richard Jefferson), Most expensive ring bought by a beta who knows his bitch is gonna leave him as soon as he cant make bank (gonna make MJ look like he payed a traffic ticket), and too many other awards for me to even mention here.

[TampaDude]

Kobe finally unable to avoid the Penny Hardaway destiny he was always bound for... He got lucky being carried by the likes of Shaq, Gasol, Artest, Fisher and Phil Jackson. Props to him learning to be a fifth wheel since he first joined the league and spinning his beta status to seem like an alpha. He had a good run as a spare tire. Best 5th wheel of all time TBH. Up there with Bruce Bowen, robert Horry and Tayshaun prince. If Manu falls off again this year, Kobe might even have a chance to reach Ginobilli status but with his Achilles he will most probably drown in the bag that is most decidedly and firmly attached to his ankle.

Greatest bench player to get the most starter minutes of all time is a great achievement. He also holds awards for most ball handling as the clock runs down to zero before jacking up a prayer, Award for gayest photo of a "supposedly" straight NBA player (yes, even gayer than Richard Jefferson), Most expensive ring bought by a beta who knows his bitch is gonna leave him as soon as he cant make bank (gonna make MJ look like he payed a traffic ticket), and too many other awards for me to even mention here.

Damn... :lol