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King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 07:24 PM
ugh so much baseball, no futbol, no nba free agency, no football. :wakeup

Kawhi
07-23-2014, 07:25 PM
Its summer, go outside you fucking loser

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 07:29 PM
The worst time of the sporting year is the Third-World Cup, where hipsters and illegals unite in support of povertyball....

midnightpulp
07-23-2014, 07:30 PM
The worst time of the sporting year is the Third-World Cup, where hipsters and illegals unite in support of povertyball....

So glad it's fuckin' over.

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 07:33 PM
The worst time of the sporting year is the Third-World Cup, where hipsters and illegals unite in support of povertyball....

dude

Venti Quattro
07-23-2014, 07:34 PM
Its summer, go outside you fucking loser
Agree, it's the summer and while the sporting activity is down, this is the best time to go out and experience life.


The worst time of the sporting year is the Third-World Cup, where hipsters and illegals unite in support of povertyball....
If Asia did well in the World Cup I'm sure you will not say things like this.

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 07:34 PM
whats more exciting leo messi vs cristiano penaldo or mike trout vs some juiced up picture

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 07:36 PM
whats more exciting leo messi vs cristiano penaldo or mike trout vs some juiced up picture

Mike Trout in a random Spring Training game is more exciting than any Mexican kickball player in the Third-World Cup....

Infinite_limit
07-23-2014, 07:38 PM
The worst time of the sporting year is the Third-World Cup, where hipsters and illegals unite in support of povertyball....
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/twitter_zps13f36114.png

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 07:39 PM
http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac255/kegstermd/twitter_zps13f36114.png

All that proves in our country is that illegal immigrants can tweet now :lol

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 07:40 PM
Mike Trout in a random Spring Training game is more exciting than any Mexican kickball player in the Third-World Cup....

man you need help :pump

ElNono
07-23-2014, 07:42 PM
If Asia did well in the World Cup I'm sure you will not say things like this.

:lol

Infinite_limit
07-23-2014, 07:42 PM
All that proves in our country is that illegal immigrants can tweet now :lol
Ann, is that you?

http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/ann-coulter-4x3.jpg

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 07:47 PM
God no... the only thing me and Ann Coulter have in common is that we're both men :lol

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 07:57 PM
ann actually has a penis? is it confirmed?

313
07-23-2014, 08:02 PM
Its summer, go outside you fucking loser

313
07-23-2014, 08:03 PM
If Asia did well in the World Cup I'm sure you will not say things like this.
:lol

Blizzardwizard
07-23-2014, 08:05 PM
No worries, the futbol transfer window is hotting up and EPL, La Liga etc. will return to our screens soon. :hat

NASpurs
07-23-2014, 08:06 PM
If Asia did well in the World Cup I'm sure you will not say things like this.


He's too busy watching watching the Starcarft Tournament or whatever those fucking chinks are literally dying off over there. :lol

:lmao Kimchi Slap

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZS445t4_--/qqiofnxtgxh1b2vj8e3d.gif

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 08:10 PM
:lol NASpurs with the meltdown, per par.... does this guy get Google Alerts or something whenever anyone on here speaks the truth about his beloved povertyball?

NASpurs
07-23-2014, 08:12 PM
:lol NASpurs (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=386) with the meltdown, per par.... does this guy get Google Alerts or something whenever anyone on here speaks the truth about his beloved povertyball?

:lol says the dude with 28,000 posts and that always responds to this threads. You must wear out that F5 button.

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 08:13 PM
:lol says the dude with 28,000 posts and that always responds to this threads. You must wear out that F5 button.
http://i47.tinypic.com/htbs7k.jpg

NASpurs
07-23-2014, 08:17 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--ZS445t4_--/qqiofnxtgxh1b2vj8e3d.gif

Splits
07-23-2014, 08:18 PM
http://wicketmaiden.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/baseball1.jpg

http://www.cannabisculture.com/files/images/2148-cricket_ss.jpg

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02394/ab2_2394109a.jpg

Blizzardwizard
07-23-2014, 08:18 PM
:corn:

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 08:22 PM
http://i.imgur.com/pVeLLMs.jpg

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 08:28 PM
:lol baseball
:lol "sport"
:lol standing around for 10 hours
:lol 10 hour games
:lol fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
:lol steroids
:lol barely move and need steroids
:lol players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
:lol fat
:lol spitting
:lol manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
:lol play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
:lol Joe Buck
:lol fake intense voice
:lol pretends he gives a fuck, just wants his paycheck
:lol fans sleeping during the game, because no shit is happening
:lol fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
:lol fat fucks
:lol catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
:lol "let's go to the ball game " song
:lol still living in the 50's
:lol "God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
:lol 'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
:lol AIDS buying a baseball team
:lol so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/photos/1302/most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball/1/)
:lol Reliever
:lol worst role ever; even worse than punter
:lol does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
:lol paid to play 1 inning

Splits
07-23-2014, 08:37 PM
:lol baseball
:lol "sport"
:lol standing around for 10 hours
:lol 10 hour games
:lol fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
:lol steroids
:lol barely move and need steroids
:lol players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
:lol fat
:lol spitting
:lol manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
:lol play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
:lol Joe Buck
fake intense voice
:lol pretends he gives a fuck, just wants his paycheck
:lol fans sleeping during the game, because no shit is happening
:lol fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
:lol fat fucks
:lol catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
:lol "let's go to the ball game " song
:lol still living in the 50's
:lol "God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
:lol 'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
:lol AIDS buying a baseball team
:lol so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/photos/1302/most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball/1/)
:lol Reliever
:lol worst role ever; even worse than punter
:lol does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
:lol paid to play 1 inning

:lmao

http://www.general-anaesthesia.com/images/ether.jpg

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 08:38 PM
:lol baseball
:lol "sport"
:lol standing around for 10 hours
:lol 10 hour games
:lol fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
:lol steroids
:lol barely move and need steroids
:lol players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
:lol fat
:lol spitting
:lol manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
:lol play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
:lol Joe Buck
:lol fake intense voice
:lol pretends he gives a fuck, just wants his paycheck
:lol fans sleeping during the game, because no shit is happening
:lol fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
:lol fat fucks
:lol catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
:lol "let's go to the ball game " song
:lol still living in the 50's
:lol "God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
:lol 'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
:lol AIDS buying a baseball team
:lol so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/photos/1302/most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball/1/)
:lol Reliever
:lol worst role ever; even worse than punter
:lol does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
:lol paid to play 1 inning
Still, lol povertyball

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 08:46 PM
:lol wearing a cup to protect their balls
:lol fixing it after every play
:lol probably will never get hit there anyways
:lol tommy john
:lol racist sport
:lol racist teams
:lol white players can't hit
:lol needing steroids to throw a ball
:lol manager has a number
:lol manager wearing a jersey
:lol nobody wears baseball jerseys
:lol face of the sport is a guy suspended for the year
:lol breaking news: ____ has a perfect game going on
:lol so boring people actually getting more excited over literally NOTHING happening in the game

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 08:50 PM
:lol guy hitting the ball 30% of the time is considered 'elite'
:lol 9 innings
:lol people already falling asleep in the 2nd inning
:lol afternoon/night doubleheaders
:lol so boring people actually pay to watch nothing going on, leave the stadium to eat dinner, come back and watch nothing going on for another 4 hours
:lol spending 9 hours on a Saturday in the summer doing nothing

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 08:59 PM
:lol dugouts
:lol too scared to get hit by a foul ball
:lol fans making better catches than some of the players
:lol fans making more highlight reels than the players
:lol players high-fiving everyone in the dugout because they scored off a sacrifice fly
:lol pinch runners getting excited over an appearance
:lol warming up in the bullpen, probably won't get to play anyway
:lol joe buck
:lol best teams in the league are barely over .500
:lol players getting their own theme songs playing when going up to bat just to strike out anyway
:lol fat umpire in better shape than 90% of the players

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 09:00 PM
:lol 0-0 ties
:lol Fans rioting over 0-0 ties
:lol People kicking a ball into a huge net once every few games considered elite
:lol A midget who kicks the ball high over the goal from point-blank range in clutch time being considered "the best player in the world"
:lol Most corrupt, rigged "sport" on the planet

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:03 PM
:lol farewell Jeter :cry
:lol last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark
:lol no story for the media to talk about
:lol fat fans inspired by a rare fit baseball player

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:09 PM
:lol fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
:lol buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
:lol wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
:lol husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:10 PM
:lol people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
:lol zero game action in baseball
:lol home run derby
:lol back back back back back back

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:14 PM
:lol Berman
:lol people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
:lol 162 games
:lol 648 total hours of baseball a year
:lol devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

spurraider21
07-23-2014, 09:15 PM
baseball and soccer are both generally boring, dno what all this catfighting is about... i'll follow both sports, but i'll at least tune into soccer during all the major tournaments. can't say the same with baseball

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:17 PM
:lol you can ask people on the streets in germany, holland, spain about leo messi and they know who he is
:lol can't say the same for Trout
:lol average american probably thinks he's a politician

Venti Quattro
07-23-2014, 09:23 PM
No worries, the futbol transfer window is hotting up and EPL, La Liga etc. will return to our screens soon. :hat

:lol Wigana win the Championship!

Splits
07-23-2014, 09:24 PM
:lol 0-0 ties
:lol Fans rioting over 0-0 ties
:lol People kicking a ball into a huge net once every few games considered elite
:lol A midget who kicks the ball high over the goal from point-blank range in clutch time being considered "the best player in the world"
:lol Most corrupt, rigged "sport" on the planet

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0097/4682/products/mexicanmildsauce_lg_large.jpeg?v=1323720129

Blizzardwizard
07-23-2014, 09:25 PM
King Emmanuel with no regard for human life.

Blizzardwizard
07-23-2014, 09:27 PM
:lol Wigana win the Championship!

Brb, 'borrowing' that phrase :lol

Splits
07-23-2014, 09:27 PM
:lol fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
:lol buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
:lol wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
:lol husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it


:lol people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
:lol zero game action in baseball
:lol home run derby
:lol back back back back back back

:lmao holy shit american cricket getting demolished

The Kang bringing an assault rifle to a knife fight, slaughtering everyone in sight.


:lol Berman
:lol people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
:lol 162 games
:lol 648 total hours of baseball a year
:lol devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 09:41 PM
baseball and soccer are both generally boring
No, just poorball, tbh....

Clipper Nation
07-23-2014, 09:42 PM
:lol farewell Jeter :cry
:lol last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark

I do have to admit that shit's pathetic, and he's only getting this ass-kissing because he's a Yankee (similar to how Rivera got his ass kissed all last year).... one of the most overrated athletes in sports history :lol

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:45 PM
:lol intentional walks
:lol too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%
:lol lefties too scared to pitch to a righty, has to be replaced
:lol pitching rotations
:lol must rest for at least 4 days, will die if they have to pitch after 3 day break
:lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKGc8baMkO4

:lol baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

Venti Quattro
07-23-2014, 09:47 PM
:lol baseball is already so boring, this is the most entertainment you'll ever get from it

Baseball is an excuse to get buy hotdogs and get fat

King Emmanuel
07-23-2014, 09:54 PM
:lol athletic 6'8 black people playing basketball
:lol monsters like lebron james, and shaq terrorizing the league's white stiffs
:lol tough 6'2 black people playing football, busting niggas balls, so many injuries a year sometimes an entire defensive line is out
:lol crafty 6'0 black people playing futbol, showcasing their remarkable footwork and skill



:lol fat, unathletic black people playing baseball, because they can't play any other sport that requires physicality. they tore acls within minutes of playing basketball and football as a kid, so they have no choice but to learn how to hit a baseball and do nothing else
:lol DH rule made just for these unathletic fucks
:lol prince Fielder
:lol david ortiz
:lol pablo sandoval


:lol comparing those fat fucks to a real athlete like pele

spurraider21
07-23-2014, 09:58 PM
:lol too scared to face a guy that hits the ball 30% of the time, instead chooses to face the guy that hits the ball at 29%
:rollin this one was good

spurraider21
07-23-2014, 09:59 PM
No, just poorball, tbh....
i know baseball is big in the orient, but its too slow, and thats coming from a big football fan

Blizzardwizard
07-23-2014, 10:08 PM
Seriously though, I tried to like baseball, but there's a lengthy ad break every half inning. That's 18 ad breaks in a nine inning game, toss in pitching changes takes the total of ad breaks to over 20. Considering most games start at about 11pm here I'm lucky if I make it past the second inning.

TheCultOfPersonality
07-24-2014, 12:00 AM
Ann, is that you?

http://thegrio.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/ann-coulter-4x3.jpg
The Boondocks version of her is better.

TheCultOfPersonality
07-24-2014, 12:03 AM
I'm guessing there aren't any WNBA fans on this board.

Robz4000
07-24-2014, 12:08 AM
Both are boring to watch outside major tournaments/playoffs but fun to play.

Arcadian
07-24-2014, 12:16 AM
:lmao baseball getting assfucked in this thread

BatManu20
07-24-2014, 12:57 AM
I'm a big fan of football (soccer) so this time of the year is great for me tbh. The best World Cup of my lifetime just ended and still lots of good friendlies taking place. Just got home from the Man Utd-LA Galaxy match actually, and I'll be attending the Real Madrid vs Inter Milan match next week. Awesome month overall tbh.

But yea, baseball highlights dominating SC sucks.

100%duncan
07-24-2014, 02:59 AM
lots of lols in this thread

spurraider21
07-24-2014, 03:12 AM
Both are boring to watch outside major tournaments/playoffs but fun to play.

Jodelo
07-24-2014, 06:43 AM
Baseball is considered a sport? Wow...

And King Emmanuel (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43107) doing work! :lmao


:lol must rest for at least 4 days, will die if they have to pitch after 3 day break

:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao:lmao

Sportcamper
07-24-2014, 10:22 AM
LA residents without Time Warner Cable are shut out from Dodgers Games…
Way to go Magic…

N0 LyF3 ScRuB
07-24-2014, 10:49 AM
I'm a soccer and baseball fan, but Emmanuel is clearly butthurt.

tlongII
07-24-2014, 11:45 PM
MLS Soccer baby! :tu

Splits
10-01-2014, 12:59 AM
:lol baseball
:lol "sport"
:lol standing around for 10 hours
:lol 10 hour games
:lol fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
:lol steroids
:lol barely move and need steroids
:lol players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
:lol fat
:lol spitting
:lol manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
:lol play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
:lol Joe Buck
:lol fake intense voice
:lol pretends he gives a fuck, just wants his paycheck
:lol fans sleeping during the game, because no shit is happening
:lol fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
:lol fat fucks
:lol catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
:lol "let's go to the ball game " song
:lol still living in the 50's
:lol "God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
:lol 'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
:lol AIDS buying a baseball team
:lol so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/photos/1302/most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball/1/)
:lol Reliever
:lol worst role ever; even worse than punter
:lol does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
:lol paid to play 1 inning

Splits
10-01-2014, 12:59 AM
:lol wearing a cup to protect their balls
:lol fixing it after every play
:lol probably will never get hit there anyways
:lol tommy john
:lol racist sport
:lol racist teams
:lol white players can't hit
:lol needing steroids to throw a ball
:lol manager has a number
:lol manager wearing a jersey
:lol nobody wears baseball jerseys
:lol face of the sport is a guy suspended for the year
:lol breaking news: ____ has a perfect game going on
:lol so boring people actually getting more excited over literally NOTHING happening in the game

Splits
10-01-2014, 01:00 AM
:lol guy hitting the ball 30% of the time is considered 'elite'
:lol 9 innings
:lol people already falling asleep in the 2nd inning
:lol afternoon/night doubleheaders
:lol so boring people actually pay to watch nothing going on, leave the stadium to eat dinner, come back and watch nothing going on for another 4 hours
:lol spending 9 hours on a Saturday in the summer doing nothing


:lol dugouts
:lol too scared to get hit by a foul ball
:lol fans making better catches than some of the players
:lol fans making more highlight reels than the players
:lol players high-fiving everyone in the dugout because they scored off a sacrifice fly
:lol pinch runners getting excited over an appearance
:lol warming up in the bullpen, probably won't get to play anyway
:lol joe buck
:lol best teams in the league are barely over .500
:lol players getting their own theme songs playing when going up to bat just to strike out anyway
:lol fat umpire in better shape than 90% of the players


:lol farewell Jeter :cry
:lol last game of Jeter's career in ______ ballpark
:lol no story for the media to talk about
:lol fat fans inspired by a rare fit baseball player


:lol fat fathers bringing their entire family out for the ballgame
:lol buying gloves for the entire family, but won't ever catch a ball anyway
:lol wife is so bored she asks the husband for a kiss
:lol husband says no, just in case someone actually hits a ball and he misses it


:lol people complaining about the lack of game action in american football
:lol zero game action in baseball
:lol home run derby
:lol back back back back back back

Splits
10-01-2014, 01:00 AM
:lol Berman
:lol people think it's just his shtick, when it's actually him yelling on purpose to not fall asleep on his job
:lol 162 games
:lol 648 total hours of baseball a year
:lol devoted, fat fans buying league pass just to waste 648 hours a year instead of trying to burn off 648 calories

Thebesteva
10-01-2014, 01:01 AM
LA residents without Time Warner Cable are shut out from Dodgers Games…
Way to go Magic…

How dare you insult a man of Magics caliber?

http://www.x17online.com/images/photo-sets/conv/EJohnson060713_X17/EJohnson060713_01-full.jpg

lefty
10-01-2014, 08:35 AM
King Emmanuel (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=43107)

:worthy:

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/image.php?u=6896&dateline=1412134194

lefty
10-02-2014, 10:01 AM
2 calories were burned yesterday
That's a new MLB record

lefty
10-02-2014, 10:04 AM
:lol baseball
:lol "sport"
:lol standing around for 10 hours
:lol 10 hour games
:lol fat be@ners with oily skin and mustache
:lol steroids
:lol barely move and need steroids
:lol players hits the ball a couple of times during a game, but needs steroids for that
:lol fat
:lol spitting
:lol manager dressed like his players; imagine Terry Stotts wearing basketball uni, a headband, and carrying a loaded 45 , or Bellichick wearing a helmet
:lol play by play announcer and fans when someone finally hits a ball, because nothing happened during the previous 9 hours
:lol Joe Buck
:lol fake intense voice
:lol pretends he gives a fuck, just wants his paycheck
:lol fans sleeping during the game, because no shit is happening
:lol fans walking around, going to a restaurant and coming back to the game, because nothing is happening and they have all day
:lol fat fucks
:lol catching a ball with their glove is the most exciting part of the game for fat fans
:lol "let's go to the ball game " song
:lol still living in the 50's
:lol "God Bless America" song in the middle of a WS game, because the national anthem wasn't enough
:lol 'Muricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa propaganda
:lol AIDS buying a baseball team
:lol so called athletes who get "injured" http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb...in-baseball/1/ (http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mlb/photos/1302/most-bizarre-injuries-in-baseball/1/)
:lol Reliever
:lol worst role ever; even worse than punter
:lol does nothing for 8 innings, then when he comes in looks pumped with his theme song playing
:lol paid to play 1 inning
You POS, that's my post

Give credit where it's due