Congratulations to Blake and xmas

[cantthinkofanything]

Rumor is that they are pregnant. Unplanned but not not unwanted.

Good luck to both mom and dad. Whichever is which.

[The Gemini Method]

The miracle of birth. Congrats! May the gods bless you with a child of your choosing!

[FkLA]

ST's power couple tbh. Congrats.

[El Guapo]

Congratulations to two of the sorriest pendejos this site has ever seen!

[Cry Havoc]

:lol when is xmas expecting?

[DJR210]

:toast such a miracle that xmas1997 was able to get pregnant at her age..God is good!

[Bigzax]

You sick fuck you xmas.

[Avante]

I like xmas but that Blake is one totally fucked up slab of monkey shit. I wish the fucker would swivel up and blow away. Tired of that constant whine.

[Leetonidas]

sbm not gonna be happy about this betrayal tbh

[Strange Love]

sbm not gonna be happy about this betrayal tbh

:lol

You always gotta have a third wheel.

[Avante]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure hell

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one

[Blake]

Rumor is that they are pregnant. Unplanned but not not unwanted.

Good luck to both mom and dad. Whichever is which.

First your mom and now xmas? That sucks.

#cantthinkofanythingoneliners

[Blake]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure hell

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one

You're jealous of me bending xmas over aren't you

[lefty]

So who is the real father ?

[Spur-Addict]

So who is the real father ?

YIKES!!! :lmao

[lil'mo]

:lmao lefty ftw

[Blake]

So who is the real father ?

So I'm not the father?

vt2i0ts-uck

[RD2191]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure hell

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one
:lmao

[Blake]

:lmao

Rob if you ever get pregnant because of me I'm gonna need you to abort it. I'll even pay for it.

K thanks.

[mrsmaalox]

That would explain the irrational emotional roller coaster xmas1997 has been riding as of late. He should be fine into the next trimester.

[cantthinkofanything]

So I'm not the father?



The sonogram showed that the baby is gay and only has one ball. You're definitely the dad.

[Blake]

The sonogram showed that the baby is gay and only has one ball. You're definitely the dad.

© cantthinkofanythingoneliners

[Spur|n|Austin]

ST's power couple tbh. Congrats.

Brangelina is so 2009 - Blaxmas is now.

[Blake]

I see xmas as a cheap thrills prostitute.

it's sbm that's madly in love with xmas, ready to jump in front of a semen firing squad for him.

[silverblk mystix]

Blake was pregnant
three months along
he couldn't understand
what went wrong

he'd never had a child before
didn't know how to act
then he started craving pickles
started getting fat


he couldn't sit at the computer
like he used to
his back would hurt him
a baby would soon be due

Blake being little and frail
knew trying to have a baby
would be pure hell

then his water broke
he didn't know what to do
so he yelled and screamed
like a monkey at the zoo

now it's over
over and done
there lays Blake
the chosen one




:rollin:rollin

[Blake]

:rollin:rollin

oh I forgot you love Avante too.

[Spur|n|Austin]

I see xmas as a cheap thrills prostitute.

it's sbm that's madly in love with xmas, ready to jump in front of a semen firing squad for him.

the alliteration of semen squirting squad sounds better :tu

[silverblk mystix]

the alliteration of semen squirting squad sounds better :tu


Only faggots compliment each others use of fantasy gay-filled fuckery!



:lmao:lmao:lmao

[Spur|n|Austin]

Only faggots compliment each others use of fantasy gay-filled fuckery!



:lmao:lmao:lmao

Only faggots PM me to go easy on their little buddies.

:rollin:rollin :rollin

[silverblk mystix]

Only faggots PM me to go easy on their little buddies.

:rollin:rollin :rollin


only pussies and faggots take this shit so seriously that they resort to pussy cowardly means when they are butthurt


:lmao:lmao

[Blake]

Only faggots PM me to go easy on their little buddies.

:rollin:rollin :rollin

lol wut

[Spur|n|Austin]

only pussies and faggots take this shit so seriously that they resort to pussy cowardly means when they are butthurt


:lmao:lmao

haha are you talking about yourself? You sure are one to tell a poster that they are taking this place too seriously. You've devoted your time (a lot of it.. ok most of it) to only talking shit on ST. You have no takes on anything at all, you simply come here to attack a handful of people, and it seems to have made your sphincter quite hurt. I don't care what you do for a living, or why Blake's personal matters are any of your business; I just wonder why you're such an angry fella. Anywho - have a good friday night, try and step away from your computer for a bit.

[silverblk mystix]

haha are you talking about yourself? You sure are one to tell a poster that they are taking this place too seriously. You've devoted your time (a lot of it.. ok most of it) to only talking shit on ST. You have no takes on anything at all, you simply come here to attack a handful of people, and it seems to have made your sphincter quite hurt. I don't care what you do for a living, or why Blake's personal matters are any of your business; I just wonder why you're such an angry fella. Anywho - have a good friday night, try and step away from your computer for a bit.


Let's be accurate here...

I come here to give the middle finger to shitty human beings who have no respect for others. I can't even say I do it in anger - it is just something I choose to do.

If, like most other people in here, I came in here and witnessed these shitty human beings (who coincidentally are mostly white people) -disrespecting anyone they choose while hiding behind their computers -


and I did nothing about it -

I think that I would be pretty angry at myself.

I have no qualms about what I do here - which is to always be a thorn in the side of shitty human beings and their shitty disrespectful agenda.


But anger - nah - not from here.

Enjoy your Friday night.

[ChumpDumper]

Let's be accurate here...

I come here to give the middle finger to shitty human beings who have no respect for others. I can't even say I do it in anger - it is just something I choose to do.

If, like most other people in here, I came in here and witnessed these shitty human beings (who coincidentally are mostly white people) -disrespecting anyone they choose while hiding behind their computers -


and I did nothing about it -

I think that I would be pretty angry at myself.

I have no qualms about what I do here - which is to always be a thorn in the side of shitty human beings and their shitty disrespectful agenda.


But anger - nah - not from here.

Enjoy your Friday night.lol so angry

You carried out any of your threats since your picture was last posted?

[silverblk mystix]

I am so angry

If I had the balls and didn't shit my pants so easily I would have done something about my ratcoon picture that was posted?

[ChumpDumper]

lol sbm still wishing it was my picture.

There is no doubt at all his was posted.

[johnsmith]

only pussies and faggots take this shit so seriously that they resort to pussy cowardly means when they are butthurt


:lmao:lmao

What was cowardly that he did?

[ChumpDumper]

What was cowardly that he did?lol SBM is gossiping again.

[Bill_Brasky]

Let's be accurate here...

I come here to give the middle finger to shitty human beings who have no respect for others. I can't even say I do it in anger - it is just something I choose to do.

If, like most other people in here, I came in here and witnessed these shitty human beings (who coincidentally are mostly white people) -disrespecting anyone they choose while hiding behind their computers -


and I did nothing about it -

I think that I would be pretty angry at myself.

I have no qualms about what I do here - which is to always be a thorn in the side of shitty human beings and their shitty disrespectful agenda.


But anger - nah - not from here.

Enjoy your Friday night.
:lmao Salty that Blake got your bitch preggo
:lmao cucked by a cuck
:lmao Double cucked

[mouse]

Will this child support Evolution?