Total Assist Leaders in the 30,000 Point Club

[LkrFan]

1. Kobe - 5,677 (and counting)
2. Kareem - 5,660
3. MJ - 5,633
4. Mailman - 5,428
5. Wilt - 4,643

The "Ballhog" is #1. Discuss this shiiiiiiiiiiit! :toast

[spurraider21]

can you post their amount of games played? thanks. not to mention all his airballs that Shaq/Pau tip-dunked that the league mistakenly credited as assists :lol

[Leetonidas]

Well he did play with the most dominant offensive force of all-time for the first half of his career...

[Clipper Nation]

Most bricks in NBA historyPERIOD

[moisaenz]

What about turnovers??

[DMC]

The OP comment is akin to saying "she's got a great personality". It's a consolation for not winning. Let's be honest here, if you're going this far to the bottom of the barrel for kudos, you're pretty much done.

[LkrFan]

:lol at the hate spewing from these corn fed fatnecks :lmao

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Color Sergeant

[DMC]

:lol at the hate spewing from these corn fed fatnecks :lmao

Kiss the rings, lottery guy.

[LkrFan]

Well he did play with the most dominant offensive force of all-time for the first half of his career...He also played with the likes of Kwame, Smush, Brian Cook, Puke Walton, and Chris fucking Mihm. :downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiit son

[LkrFan]

Kiss the rings, lottery guy.
You're light 11 tbh. Kobe's rang totals = Sp*rs entire franchise rang totals :downspin:

[LkrFan]

Kiss the rings, lottery guy.


can you post their amount of games played? thanks. not to mention all his airballs that Shaq/Pau tip-dunked that the league mistakenly credited as assists :lol

Kobe played only 6 games last year. Yet, he's still #1 :)

[LkrFan]

Most bricks in NBA historyPERIOD
Kobe 5, Clippers :lmao - Shhhhh! :lol

[LkrFan]

What about turnovers??

More assists and points than DuncanPERIOD. :)

[DMC]

Kobe played only 6 games last year. Yet, he's still #1 :)

Too bad it's a team sport, because last time I checked number one teams didn't get lottery picks.

[DMC]

More assists and points than DuncanPERIOD. :)

You can have that. I'll take:::

Spurs: champs

Lakers: Lottery

[LkrFan]

Too bad it's a team sport, because last time I checked number one teams didn't get lottery picks.
cHeat disbanded. Are y'all finally gonna repeat? Put det shit on record son.

[LkrFan]

You can have that. I'll take:::

Spurs: champs

Lakers: Lottery

:lol - that's cool. By my basic math, 16 minus 5 equals 11. You are all light 11, correct? :downspin:

[baseline bum]

You guys gonna lottery repeat?

[DMC]

:lol - that's cool. By my basic math, 16 minus 5 equals 11. You are all light 11, correct? :downspin:

And you are light 10 or 11 yourself, thanks to Boston. By my math, "Join Date 01-01-2010" makes you a Post MVPau squatter and the Spurs have the same number of titles the Lakers do since that time. Also, you're here trying to troll your hero around like a late model Ali, all shakey and slick faced and shit, but your team hasn't been worth a fuck since June 2010. That's going on 5 years ya know.

[spurraider21]

Kobe played only 6 games last year. Yet, he's still #1 :)
Post their career games played you imbecile

[spurraider21]

cHeat disbanded. Are y'all finally gonna repeat? Put det shit on record son.
Dmc always chooses the spurs opponent tbh :lol

[LkrFan]

You guys gonna lottery repeat?

Maybe - maybe not. But if y'all don't repeat, I got jokes. There is NO reason not to tbh. I'll have another * waiting for that azz. :lol

[LkrFan]

Dmc always chooses the spurs opponent tbh :lol

Answer the question for det gutless chickenshit. Unless you sit down to take a piss too? :lol

[LkrFan]

Post their career games played you imbecile
Kobe's not #1 on the all-time played games list, yet he racked up the most assistesis in that 30K club. Neal with that shiiiiiiiiiiit. :)

[spurraider21]

Answer the question for det gutless chickenshit. Unless you sit down to take a piss too? :lol
Kobe also has more career rebounds than Anthony Davis.

[LkrFan]

And you are light 10 or 11 yourself, thanks to Boston. By my math, "Join Date 01-01-2010" makes you a Post MVPau squatter and the Spurs have the same number of titles the Lakers do since that time. Also, you're here trying to troll your hero around like a late model Ali, all shakey and slick faced and shit, but your team hasn't been worth a fuck since June 2010. That's going on 5 years ya know.
I joined Spurs Talk as soon as I heard a few LGers talking shit about this "cesspool" of a site. I've posted here way more ever since.

Trust me, had I known about ST back in the day, I woulda BEEN here. Real talk.

[Leetonidas]

He also played with the likes of Kwame, Smush, Brian Cook, Puke Walton, and Chris fucking Mihm. :downspin: that shiiiiiiiiiiit son

He also played with the likes of Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum, Lamar Odom, and Ron Artest

[LkrFan]

Kobe also has more career rebounds than Anthony Davis.

Chickenshit farmer. I'll tell you what, put the seat UP when you finish taking a piss. SMH

[Leetonidas]

Kobe's not #1 on the all-time played games list, yet he racked up the most assistesis in that 30K club. Neal with that shiiiiiiiiiiit. :)

:lol needing 5+ years on Jordan to achieve this but still not passing him in points

[LkrFan]

He also played with the likes of Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum, Lamar Odom, and Ron Artest

And coached by Dumnleavy, Del Harris, Rudy T, Magic (:lol), Hamblen, Potato Head, and Pringles. Shhhhhh !

[LkrFan]

:lol needing 5+ years on Jordan to achieve this but still not passing him in points

He would have passed him last year, early in the season if not for the Achilles injury. What's your point? He just delayed the inevitable. :lol

[LkrFan]

Kobe also has more career rebounds than Anthony Davis.

:lolK

[Leetonidas]

And coached by Dumnleavy, Del Harris, Rudy T, Magic (:lol), Hamblen, Potato Head, and Pringles. Shhhhhh !

:lol most of his career spent with the GOAT coach

[Leetonidas]

He would have passed him last year, early in the season if not for the Achilles injury. What's your point? He just delayed the inevitable. :lol

Point being that Jordan did that in much less time making Kobe's feats no where near as impressive.

:lol #1 all-time in missed FGs. :downspin: that shit

[LkrFan]

:lol most of his career spent with the GOAT coach

Pop held Tammy's purse the whole time. Won 50 games all but 1 year*. Yet never repeated as champion. Until...this year? :downspin:

[Leetonidas]

Boiled down:::

Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1

Duncan > Kobe

[LkrFan]

Point being that Jordan did that in much less time making Kobe's feats no where near as impressive.

:lol #1 all-time in missed FGs. :downspin: that shit

:lol - amongst players who have at least 5 rangs, Tammy is #1 in the never repeated categ:lolry

[Leetonidas]

:lol clinging to arbitrary stats

All that matters is:::

Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1

Duncan > Kobe

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http://beatnikspy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/zulu.jpg

[LkrFan]

Boiled down:::

Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1

Duncan > Kobe

Are y'all repeating this year or is this your game jersey?
http://theassociation.blogs.com/the_association/images/spurs_rep_parker_fd_ah1904_1.jpg
?

[LkrFan]

:lol clinging to arbitrary stats

All that matters is:::

Duncan: 5/3/2**
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1

Duncan > Kobe
**No repeatsPERIOD.

Even the Rockettes repeated. LMFAO

[Leetonidas]

**No repeatsPERIOD.

Even the Rockettes repeated. LMFAO

Boiled down:::

Duncan: 5/3/2
the tired old shitbag: 5/2/1

Duncan > Kobe

[LkrFan]

Leetonidas squirming like his hemorrhoids are flaring the fuck up. :lmao

[LkrFan]

Squirm motherfucker, squirrrrrrrrrm! :lmao

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Squirm motherfucker, squirrrrrrrrrm! :lmao

The Roll Call

http://lh5.ggpht.com/--wq4KLAkVVs/UDRTMeGj8lI/AAAAAAAARAs/h19wRDU1SVI/Zulu-Bourne-Roll-Call_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800

[LkrFan]

The Roll Call

http://lh5.ggpht.com/--wq4KLAkVVs/UDRTMeGj8lI/AAAAAAAARAs/h19wRDU1SVI/Zulu-Bourne-Roll-Call_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?imgmax=800
:rollin :lmao :rollin

[LkrFan]

http://beatnikspy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/zulu.jpg

Chaaaaaarge! :lmao

[dunkman]

Boiled down, Kobe is nowhere near MJ. Will need like 6-7 extra seasons to pass him in points, will never catch in other stats ('ships, finals MVP's, MVP's). Kobe's not even the best player of his generation, he wasn't even the best player of the Lakers for half of his career.

[Dex]

Of course he has more assists. He's always needed his teammates to carry him to a title.

[LkrFan]

Boiled down, Kobe is nowhere near MJ. Will need like 6-7 extra seasons to pass him in points, will never catch in other stats ('ships, finals MVP's, MVP's). Kobe's not even the best player of his generation, he wasn't even the best player of the Lakers for half of his career.

You are DUMB. No wonder you're still a GNSFag. Shit! :lmao

[HemisfairArena]

Kobrick is the 2nd best sidekick of All Time,,,,no denying that but he'll need another title if he wants to catch Pippen regardless how many points he has.

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe 5, Clippers :lmao - Shhhhh! :lol
13 > 5*.... "shhhhh" indeed, Oribe :lol

*role-player rings

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe also has more career rebounds than Anthony Davis.

I'm just waiting for Kirbystan to start bragging that Kirby scored more points last year than Wiggins or Jabari have scored in their whole careers :lol

[LkrFan]

13 > 5*.... "shhhhh" indeed, Oribe :lol

*role-player rings
When y'all gonna hang dem 13 banners son?

[Leetonidas]

Leetonidas squirming like his hemorrhoids are flaring the fuck up. :lmao

Y'all are getting sad :lol c'mon son you're better than that. Lakerfans used to do nothing but parrot 5>4 constantly and now you're making threads about the players with 30,000 points with the most assists...

smh

[wanggi]

MJ is a legend.
Kobe is a legend.
TD, Manu, Parker, Robinson are not. Or you may call them half legend.

[SupremeGuy]

MJ is a legend.
Kobe is a legend.
TD, Manu, Parker, Robinson are not. Or you may call them half legend.http://priuschat.com/attachments/notsureifserious-jpg.64335/

[midnightpulp]

Ball hog stat whores can easily rack up assists. It's the most overrated stat in basketball and doesn't really define a player's selfishness/unselfishness.

[Muser]

Allen Iverson has 5624 Assists, he can't have been a ballhog right?

[100%duncan]

Cool 16 rings smack talk, as if you little dipshits were alive for all of those.

[LkrFan]

Ball hog stat whores can easily rack up assists. It's the most overrated stat in basketball and doesn't really define a player's selfishness/unselfishness.

Do I need to search all your posts to find complaints on how you said Enrique plays too much hero ball and wouldn't pass (which, I don't know, led to assists)? Yet you tryna tell me assists are overrated? :lol

Team ball and making the extra pass led to the destruction of the cHeat and 5. But assists are overrated! :lol

I could go on and on. On the one hand, y'all call him a selfish Ballhog. On the other hand, getting assists don't matter. Because the stat is overrated? :lol - yet you use Chimpy Hollinger's PER stat in many of your arguments? :lolK mid

[Clipper Nation]

Ball hog stat whores can easily rack up assists. It's the most overrated stat in basketball and doesn't really define a player's selfishness/unselfishness.

See: Rondo's whole career

I'd imagine Kirby doesn't get a lot of "hockey assists" (passes that set up teammates' assists), tbh....

[Bill_Brasky]

He assisted the Lakers all the way to the lottery, good job irrelevant scrub.

[DMC]

I joined Spurs Talk as soon as I heard a few LGers talking shit about this "cesspool" of a site. I've posted here way more ever since.

Trust me, had I known about ST back in the day, I woulda BEEN here. Real talk.

Post MVPau

[xellos88330]

More assists and points than DuncanPERIOD. :)

What about blocks and rebounds?

[LkrFan]

Post MVPau
Riiiiiiiiiight. :tu

[LkrFan]

What about blocks and rebounds?
Conveniently moving goalposts again, huh? :lol The "BallBallhog" averages more assistesis than Duncan career wise and scored more points than he EVER will. Neal with it s:loln

[Clipper Nation]

Conveniently moving goalposts again, huh? :lol The "BallBallhog" averages more assistesis than Duncan career wise and scored more points than he EVER will. Neal with it s:loln

Duncan still owns the 5>0 alpha stick. -10000 points for that post, s:loln

[007nites]

Conveniently moving goalposts again, huh? :lol The "BallBallhog" averages more assistesis than Duncan career wise and scored more points than he EVER will. Neal with it s:loln


Games played:

Kobrick: 1245
MJ: 1072

173 (2+ seasons) extra games played and still behind in points

[xellos88330]

Conveniently moving goalposts again, huh? :lol The "BallBallhog" averages more assistesis than Duncan career wise and scored more points than he EVER will. Neal with it s:loln

I am not moving goal posts. Just bringing the rest of the field into view.

After all, most Laker fans have difficulty seeing it. Just trying to educate you so you aren't lumped in with them. That is all. :toast:

[LkrFan]

I am not moving goal posts. Just bringing the rest of the field into view.

After all, most Laker fans have difficulty seeing it. Just trying to educate you so you aren't lumped in with them. That is all. :toast:

:lol :tu

[LkrFan]

Games played:

Kobrick: 1245
MJ: 1072

173 (2+ seasons) extra games played and still behind in pointsYou're not saying much son. Kobe wasn't a full-time starter from the beginning like MJ - very idiotic of Del Harris. Kobe was the first starting all star guard that didn't even start for his own team. :lol

Had he played more minutes his first couple years and more than 6 games last year, he would have been passed MJ.

[Clipper Nation]

Kobe wasn't a full-time starter from the beginning like MJ - very idiotic of Del Harris.
Del Harris was smart enough to know that Kirby was a role playerPERIOD :lol

-9000 points for that excuse :lol

[LkrFan]

Del Harris was smart enough to know that Kirby was a role playerPERIOD :lol

-9000 points for that excuse :lol

Yet the Lakers didn't win until they "drafted" Kobe and traded Eddie. ;)

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Yet the Lakers didn't win until they "drafted" Kobe and traded Eddie. ;)

CN just got his dick knocked into the dirt.

ha, ha.

[KobeOwnsDuncan]

Del Harris was smart enough to know that Kirby was a role playerPERIOD :lol

-9000 points for that excuse :lol
Adam Morrison has more rings than the crippers. You should be shamed.

[Clipper Nation]

Adam Morrison has more rings than the crippers. You should be shamed.

^ This faggot went into hiding from when Duncan won #5 until now :lol

[LkrFan]

CN just got his dick knocked into the dirt.

ha, ha.

:lol

[midnightpulp]

Do I need to search all your posts to find complaints on how you said Enrique plays too much hero ball and wouldn't pass (which, I don't know, led to assists)? Yet you tryna tell me assists are overrated? :lol

Team ball and making the extra pass led to the destruction of the cHeat and 5. But assists are overrated! :lol

I could go on and on. On the one hand, y'all call him a selfish Ballhog. On the other hand, getting assists don't matter. Because the stat is overrated? :lol - yet you use Chimpy Hollinger's PER stat in many of your arguments? :lolK mid

Assists do not equal passing.

Wilt Chamberlain "led the league in assists," but he would often pass up open shots in favor of recording an assist. I'll also never forget Sebastian Telfair breaking the McDonald's All America game assist record by doing the exact same shit. Same with "Kobe Johnson."

Assists per game don't define how good or bad a playmaker is. Larry Bird was nearly as good a playmaker as Magic, but never got close to Magic's APG averages.

We don't complain about Parker for not passing, we complain when he overdribbles and allows the ball to stick. If he overdribbles for 12 seconds and then passes the ball, it's still heroball and selfish, despite him "unselfishly" giving the ball up.

Kobe isn't a bad playmaker, but citing his career assist total isn't really evidence of anything.

[ambchang]

How many of those assists were racked up when he refused to shoot in the second half of that game 7 vs the suns to prove a point?

[ambchang]

This thread enlightened me that tiny archibald is it a ball hog because he got 6000+ assists.

[HemisfairArena]

Yet the Lakers didn't win until they "drafted" Kobe and traded Eddie. ;)

Lakers didn't win until they signed Shaq and traded for Gasol,,,,Kobrick was given an opportunity to be the Alpha male when neither was on the team and he failed miserably.

[kobe4life]

Lakers didn't win until they signed Shaq and traded for Gasol,,,,Kobrick was given an opportunity to be the Alpha male when neither was on the team and he failed miserably.

He didn't fail at all instead God dominated the league when he didn't have Shaq or Gasol. The refs cheated the Lakers in '06 had they not called some bs calls in that game 6 than God would have gone all the way to the finals that year.

[Donkeybong]

some dumb neckbeards in this thread