Speaking of TOP FIVES

[Avante]

Movies

1.Cool Hand Luke
2.Casablanca
3.Lawrence of Arabia
4.The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
5.Those Sergio Leoni/Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns as a whole

Authors

1.John Steinbeck
2.Robert E. Howard
3.James Lee Burke
4.H.P.Lovecraft
5.Louis L' Amour

Boxers

1."Sugar Ray" Robinson
2.Rocky Marciano
3.Muhammad Ali
4.George "Little Chocolate" Dixon
5."The Brown Bomber" Joe Louis

Rasslers

1.Lou Thesz
2.Bruno Sammartino
3.Hulk Hogan
4."Nature Boy"Buddy Rogers
5."Nature Boy" Ric Flair

Rock Band

1.The Rolling Stones
2.The Beatles
3.Led Zeppelin
4.The Doors
5.CCR

Jug Bands

1.Memphis Jug Band
2.Cannon Jug Stompers
3.King David Jug Band
4.Jack Kelly's South Memphis Jug Band
5.Earl McDonald's Louisvile Jug Band

Blind Blues Singers

1.Blind Lemon Jefferson
2.Blind Boy Fuller
3.Sleepy John Estes
4.Sonny Terry
5.Blind Blake

Comic Book Heros

1.Batman
2.Iron Man
3.The Fantastic Four
4.The Hulk
5.Spiderman

Mythical/Literature Heros

1.Elric of Melniborn
2.Conan
3.Thor
4.Hercules
5.Thongor

NFL Footballers

1.Jim Brown
2.Jerry Rice
3.Joe Montana
4.Lawrence Taylor
5.Dick "Night Train" Lane

Sprinters

1.Usain Bolt
2.Bullet Bob Hayes
3.Tommie Smith
4.Tyson Gay
5.Justin Gatlin

Country & Western

1.Hank Williams
2.Marty Robbins
3.Jimmie Rodgers
4.Johnny Cash
5.The Carter Family

Folksy

1.Bob Dylan
2.Lead Belly
3.Woody Guthrie
4.Pete Seegar
5.Dave Von Ronk

Soul/R&B

1.James Brown
2.Otis Redding
3.Al Green
4.Marvin Gay
5.Wilson Pickett

Female Vocalists

1.Billie Holiday
2.Patsy Cline
3.Victoria Spivey
4.Allison Krauss
5.Bessie Smith


Guitar & Vocals

1.Robert Johnson
2.Townes Van Zandt
3.Lightnin' Hopkins
4.Big Bill Broonzy
5.Memphis Minnie

Basketballer

1.Michael Jordan
2.LaBron James
3.Kobe Bryant
4.Magic Johnson
5.Kareem Abdul Jabbar

TV Western

1.Bonanza
2.The Rifleman
3.Rawhide
4.Wanted Dead or Alive
5.Have Gun Will Travel

Jazz

1.Jellyroll Morton
2.John Coltrane
3.Louis Armstrong
4.Miles Davis
5.Charley Parker

"Slim"

1.Slim Pickens
2.Sunnyland Slim
3.Magic Slim
4.Slim Harpo
5.Memphis Slim

Actors

1.Humphrey Bogart
2.James Cagny
3.Paul Newman
4.Al Pacino
5.Marlon Brando

Monsters

1.King Kong
2.Dracula
3.Frankenstein
4.Godzilla
5.Wolfman

[mouse]

210-289-6275 send a text so I can buy a 40 of what ever you used to make your lists

:smokin

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Your a tad off base with Your bands and movies

[RD2191]

Eagles have to be in top 5 Rock bands, tbh. Countless hits and they all move the soul.

[Avante]

210-289-6275 send a text so I can buy a 40 of what ever you used to make your lists

:smokin

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/RackTheMouse/RTM-21/www_zps7fc71567.jpg

Your a tad off base with Your bands and movies

Most of my lists ya need experience. So nothing I can do there.

Things like....

Best five nicknames for Big10 atletes

1.Red "The Galloping Ghost" Grange Illinois
2.Rufus "The Roadrunner" Ferguson
3."Squirmin' " Sherman Lewis Michigan
4.Alan "The Horse" Ameche Wisconsin
5."The Buckeye Bullet" Jesse Owens

Ya gotta have experience.

You can never be wrong about "your" favorite movies/music.

[Avante]

Eagles have to be in top 5 Rock bands, tbh. Countless hits and they all move the soul.

I came real close to having them instead of CCR, it was...Tomstone Shadow...that made the differrence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d14ZYVvTRs

[100%duncan]

Shawshank Redemption. You suck.

[Avante]

Shawshank Redemption. You suck.

While SR is a good movie (seen it 3/4 times) it's not one of my favs.

Dude, try and carry on an intelligent discussion, ok? This...you suck....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm?

Top FIVE who sucked.

1.Adolph Hitler
2.Osama Bin Laden
3.Richard Nixon
4.Attila the Hun
5.Ghangis Khan

[100%duncan]

While SR is a good movie (seen it 3/4 times) it's not one of my favs.

Dude, try and carry on an intelligent discussion, ok? This...you suck....hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmmm?

Top FIVE who sucked.

1.Adolph Hitler
2.Osama Bin Laden
3.Richard Nixon
4.Attila the Hun
5.Ghangis Khan

Look at your basketball list. Man no wonder they hate you around here.

[Clipper Nation]

Look at your basketball list. Man no wonder they hate you around here.
:lmao Kirby at 3rd all-time

[Avante]

Look at your basketball list. Man no wonder they hate you around here.

In case ya haven't noticed slick, everyone hates everyone around here.

So who are your top FIVE?

[Avante]

:lmao Kirby at 3rd all-time

There ya go again, playing critic but never doing anything yourself.

Ok limp dick, who do you have?

[Clipper Nation]

There ya go again, playing critic but never doing anything yourself.

Ok limp dick, who do you have?
Top 5 Old Faggots on SpursTalk:

1-5. Avante

[100%duncan]

In case ya haven't noticed slick, everyone hates everyone around here.

So who are your top FIVE?

1. Jordan
2. Jabbar
3. Magic
4. Duncan
5. Bird

[Avante]

Top 5 Old Faggots on SpursTalk:

1-5. Avante

Whatever.

So tell me little man, who are your top FIVE NBAer? Show me you're capable of an actual thought.

[Avante]

1. Jordan
2. Jabbar
3. Magic
4. Duncan
5. Bird


That's pretty good.

[ChumpDumper]

lol listfapping

[The Gemini Method]

Laughing at Nixon @ 3 above Atilla the Hun. Not laughing at the choice just seems to be a funny moment whenever Tricky Dick is listed.

[Big Empty]

Look at your basketball list. Man no wonder they hate you around here.

i was very dissapointed to see the basketball list lol

[Avante]

Laughing at Nixon @ 3 above Atilla the Hun. Not laughing at the choice just seems to be a funny moment whenever Tricky Dick is listed.

I lost all faith in Americans to make wise decisions over Nixon. He had....dummy prick...written all over him.

[xmas1997]

I lost all faith in Americans to make wise decisions over Nixon. He had....dummy prick...written all over him.

Who are your top 5 US presidents then and why?

And your top five countries and why?

[hehateme]

Sorry. Grateful Dead and Pink Floyd over CCR and The Doors any day. I can no longer take you seriously.

[Avante]

Who are your top 5 US presidents then and why?

And your top five countries and why?

I don't know enought about either to have a real legit opinion. All I can say is the best president in my life was Kennedy and there is no place that compares to the good old USA. The one place that totally sucks.....The Middle East.

[Avante]

Sorry. Grateful Dead and Pink Floyd over CCR and The Doors any day. I can no longer take you seriously.

I have no doubts of any kind that I've listened to more of those four bands you mentioned than you have. CCR and The Doors on a whole other level than Jerry Garcia and the gang. Pink Floyd is good but not hard edged enought for me.

[xmas1997]

I don't know enought about either to have a real legit opinion. All I can say is the best president in my life was Kennedy and there is no place that compares to the good old USA. The one place that totally sucks.....The Middle East.

A lot of countries in the Middle East.

[xmas1997]

How about your top 5 US states?

[Avante]

A lot of countries in the Middle East.

That region of the world just seems to prefer primitive though and actions. Something we need to just accept and back off and out, leave those countries alone, they will never leave the 7th century.

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 countries:
Ford
Jamaica with less black people
Atari 2600
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Gardenia

Top 5 Presidents:
Harrison
Tom Jones
Sparticus
Princess Grace
Johnny Depp

[Avante]

How about your top 5 US states?

Hmmmm?

1.California....we have it all. Only bummer is we border Mexico.
2.Montana.... wide open spaces.
3.Wyoming...see above.
4.Florida....sunny, beachs, no taxes.
4.Washington...green, borders Canada.

[xmas1997]

That region of the world just seems to prefer primitive though and actions. Something we need to just accept and back off and out, leave those countries alone, they will never leave the 7th century.

All of them are just Arab tribes, even Israel, doing what they have always done throughout history, kill each other, they don't even need a reason anymore.

[cantthinkofanything]

My Top 5 fight enders:

1) spinning dragon kick
2) flying double eagle fists
3) shrieking claw with fire
4) nut kick with toe stomp
5) jumping double foot ear box

[xmas1997]

Hmmmm?

1.California....we have it all. Only bummer is we border Mexico.
2.Montana.... wide open spaces.
3.Wyoming...see above.
4.Florida....sunny, beachs, no taxes.
4.Washington...green, borders Canada.

Not Texas, or Colorado, eh?

[Phillip]

:lmao lord of the rings movies

[Avante]

All of them are just Arab tribes, even Israel, doing what they have always done throughout history, kill each other, they don't even need a reason anymore.

The thing is they are so deep into tradition and "the old ways", they can't figure out times have changed and all that primitive shit no longer works.

At the last Olympics there was a good female sprinter out of one of those counties (Iran?), so there she is trying to run dressed in all that garb. Looked totally stupid. It's silly shit like that that they just don't get.

[xmas1997]

The thing is they are so deep into tradition and "the old ways", they can't figure out times have changed and all that primitive shit no longer works.

At the last Olympics there was a good female sprinter out of one of those counties (Iran?), so there she is trying to run dressed in all that garb. Looked totally stupid. It's silly shit like that that they just don't get.

When it comes to women they are woefully behind the times!

[Avante]

Not Texas, or Colorado, eh?

Too many rednecks in Texas. Colorado, might work.

[spurraider21]

was never that big a fan of the doors... even among their huge hits, Hello, I Love You was confirmed to be plagiarized :lol

[Avante]

:lmao lord of the rings movies

For sheer popcorn enjoyment....yep!

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 my shoes

1) my original KSwiss in the 80s
2) those Nikes I had with the light blue Swoosh
3) my Dingo Boots when I was 4 or 5
4) those KSwiss grey suede casuals I had about 5 years ago
5) the Cole Hahns with the fringe from high school

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 things off the top of my head:

1) boogers
2) stage 5 cancer
3) bullets
4) bingo
5) sanctions

[cantthinkofanything]

First 5 foods I think of:

1) vomit
2) popcorn
3) tomorrow
4) pizza
5) FedEx

[cantthinkofanything]

shit that was actually was more shit off the top of my head

[Avante]

was never that big a fan of the doors... even among their huge hits, Hello, I Love You was confirmed to be plagiarized :lol

Give...

Been Down Too Long
Roadhouse Blues
Cars Hiss By My Window
Crawling Kingsnake
The Changeling
Back Door Man

....a listen.

[cantthinkofanything]

top 5 things I might do when I get home:

1) read
2) watch TV
3) hang out with family
4) fuck around on tablet
5) chill outside

[Avante]

shit that was actually was more shit off the top of my head

Why the ...constant!!!!!!!...stupidity amigo?

[hehateme]

Top 5 my shoes

1) my original KSwiss in the 80s
2) those Nikes I had with the light blue Swoosh
3) my Dingo Boots when I was 4 or 5
4) those KSwiss grey suede casuals I had about 5 years ago
5) the Cole Hahns with the fringe from high school

I was sure you were gonna put the LA Gear Malones on there. Nothing like kickin it mailman style.

[spurraider21]

best states?

1) California - homer pick. you can get whatever you want here tbh. Good weather all around, and there are snow/ski resorts in both NorCal and Socal. Mostly very liberal, but Orange County is somewhere conservatives can find a haven. great universities... Stanford, Berkley, UCLA, USC, CalTech

2) Texas - also has good balance like CA... good weather. largely conservative, but has its own liberal areas for those who want that, big cities/college station.

3) Nevada, because why not :lol

4) Colorado. probably for different reasons than most, i couldn't care less about recreational weed

5) Wyoming/South Dakota/Idaho... when i retire i want to be somewhere without noise/controversy/heavy politics, or high cost of living

[xmas1997]

was never that big a fan of the doors... even among their huge hits, Hello, I Love You was confirmed to be plagiarized :lol

What???????
What song did it rip off?

[cantthinkofanything]

top 5 bands I might listen to on the crappy "mix" station my daughter listens to:

One Republic
Fitz and the Tantrums
Charlie XCX (lol)
Kongos
Echosmith

[spurraider21]

What???????
What song did it rip off?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSPQFD4FzZQ

in fact, all royalties from Hello, I Love You go to Ray Davies of the Kinks :lol

[Avante]

best states?

1) California - homer pick. you can get whatever you want here tbh. Good weather all around, and there are snow/ski resorts in both NorCal and Socal. Mostly very liberal, but Orange County is somewhere conservatives can find a haven. great universities... Stanford, Berkley, UCLA, USC, CalTech

2) Texas - also has good balance like CA... good weather. largely conservative, but has its own liberal areas for those who want that, big cities/college station.

3) Nevada, because why not :lol

4) Colorado. probably for different reasons than most, i couldn't care less about recreational weed

5) Wyoming/South Dakota/Idaho... when i retire i want to be somewhere without noise/controversy/heavy politics, or high cost of living


I like the mountains and deserts and the coast, as ya know we have it all right here in Cali.

[cantthinkofanything]

What???????
What song did it rip off?

sounds a lot like this...

tYJRCflZBcE

[xmas1997]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSPQFD4FzZQ

Really?
I am a big Doors and Kinks fan.
I never heard this.

EDIT: Wow, you are right. I used to play both songs and as part of a medley. All Of The Day and All Of The Night was ripped off! Who would have thought it?

[xmas1997]

I like the mountains and deserts and the coast, as ya know we have it all right here in Cali.

You also have earthquakes. That was enough to drive me away. The big one is overdue.

[Avante]

top 5 bands I might listen to on the crappy "mix" station my daughter listens to:

One Republic
Fitz and the Tantrums
Charlie XCX (lol)
Kongos
Echosmith

Top Five....Huh?....bands.

1.BLEACH
2.Scoon
3.Chronic Tendancies
4.Kolvane
5.The Why Store

[cantthinkofanything]

top 5 shows that my wife watches that I don't think I will ever try:

1) Once Upon A Time
2) Vampire Diaries
3) Beauty and the Beast
4) some other shit show that I would recognize but can't name right now
5) same as #4, I think it has to do with more vampires or shit like that

[Avante]

You also have earthquakes. That was enough to drive me away. The big one is overdue.

I've been in two that made an impact. One was in bootcamp, actually saw a concrete marchiing grinder look like rubber. Another time I watched my MG roll back and forth (window) as I ate breakfast.

I do hear ya on this, I wouldn't wanna live west of the valley.

[spurraider21]

my top 5 rock bands, in no particular order:

Led Zeppelin
Queen
Rush
AC/DC
gna cheat on the last one and go with Black Sabbath + its entire tree, including work by Ozzie and Dio on their own/with other bands

[Avante]

When it comes to women they are woefully behind the times!

The fact that they have yet to figure out women are far smarter than us men really hurts them. So we see a whole region of the world totally rulled by male influenses. As we see they are in constant turmoil because of it.

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 shows that I don't make a point to watch but will sit and watch if I'm not doing anything

1) American Ninja Warrior
2) Shark Tank
3) Top Funniest
4) Man vs. Food
5) Forensic Files

[The Gemini Method]

Hmmmm?

1.California....we have it all. Only bummer is we border Mexico.
2.Montana.... wide open spaces.
3.Wyoming...see above.
4.Florida....sunny, beachs, no taxes.
4.Washington...green, borders Canada.

It's not a bummer to be bordered by Mexico. It allows for a tremendous fishery to be miles from our home. The finest yayo is only a few miles away and there is not a place on Earth besides Mexico itself can you get the Al Pastor better than in California. No need to fear anyone but the hands of death in your case. Time is more an enemy than the brown brothers to the south of you.

[Avante]

my top 5 rock bands, in no particular order:

Led Zeppelin
Queen
Rush
AC/DC
gna cheat on the last one and go with Black Sabbath + its entire tree, including work by Ozzie and Dio on their own/with other bands

Saw Black Sabbath in concert, they stold the show from Rod Stewart who was the headliner.

Queen.....????

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 bands/singers that have had great guitar players

Whitesnake
Ozzy
David Lee Roth
Guns and Roses
Yardbirds

[spurraider21]

Saw Black Sabbath in concert, they stold the show from Rod Stewart who was the headliner.

Queen.....????
stealing the show? The Live Aid program in 1985 had 1.9 billion... billion viewers worldwide, and Queen stole the show then.

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 black things I say

1) oh no you di'unt
2) word
3) mmmmmhmmmm
4) lemma axe you somthing
5) what choo talkin' bout Willis

[spurraider21]

Top 5 bands/singers that have had great guitar players

Whitesnake
Ozzy
David Lee Roth
Guns and Roses
Yardbirds
you know the yardbirds had great guitarists when Jimmy Page had to play bass :lol

[xmas1997]

I've been in two that made an impact. One was in bootcamp, actually saw a concrete marchiing grinder look like rubber. Another time I watched my MG roll back and forth (window) as I ate breakfast.

I do hear ya on this, I wouldn't wanna live west of the valley.

That is more than enough for me to say, "hasta la vista, baby"!

[The Gemini Method]

Armo love the Queen...Freddie Mercury was an honorary Armenian...unibrow game was on point.

[cantthinkofanything]

stealing the show? The Live Aid program in 1985 had 1.9 billion... billion viewers worldwide, and Queen stole the show then.

Queen is awesome. I wish they still made gays like Freddie Mercury that could put out some good stuff.

[spurraider21]

Queen is awesome. I wish they still made gays like Freddie Mercury that could put out some good stuff.
he had to be gay to have that kinda voice... first time he took it up the ass is probably the first time he was able to generate such high notes

[cantthinkofanything]

he had to be gay to have that kinda voice... first time he took it up the ass is probably the first time he was able to generate such high notes

and how the fuck did I not know Rob Halford was gay...those costumes.

[spurraider21]

top 5 conspiracies:

1) UFO sightings
2) Kennedy assassination
3) Loch Ness
4) Bigfoot
5) Tupac

paging mouse (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=220)

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 gay male musicians/vocalists

Freddie Mercury
Elton John
Rob Halford
Billy Squire
John Frusciante

[Avante]

stealing the show? The Live Aid program in 1985 had 1.9 billion... billion viewers worldwide, and Queen stole the show then.


Not sure why but I just never warmed up to Queen.

[xmas1997]

top 5 conspiracies:

1) UFO sightings
2) Kennedy assassination
3) Loch Ness
4) Bigfoot
5) Tupac

paging mouse (http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/member.php?u=220)

You forgot men on the moon.

[The Gemini Method]

John Frusciante is a gay? Didn't know that...

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 names for poop

1) Poo Poo
2) Crap
3) Shit
4) Dookey
5) Butt Chocolate

[cantthinkofanything]

John Frusciante is a gay? Didn't know that...

I don't know that he is. It just wouldn't surprise me.

[Avante]

You forgot men on the moon.

I have a good friend who has an uncle who was involved with the first moon landing. Yes it really did happen.

[cantthinkofanything]

top 5 kids children's' books

Good Night Moon
Ferdinand
Steadfast Soldier
Velveteen Rabbit
Scarlet Letter

[Avante]

Top Five pro rasslin' names

1.Killer Kowalski
2.The Missouri Mauler
3.Czaya Nandor
4.Crusher Lisowski
5.The Roadwarriors

[The Gemini Method]

I have a good friend who has an uncle who was involved with the first moon landing. Yes it really did happen.

No notable relationships of note--a rock guitarist w/o at least one or more ex-wife does raise the rainbow flag. Maybe he likes banging the groupies as much as he loved to slam the H-train.

[Avante]

Tp Five boxer names

1.Tiger Flowers
2.Kid Chocolate
3.Kid Gavilan
4.Zuma Nelson
5.Bonecrusher Smith

[xmas1997]

I have a good friend who has an uncle who was involved with the first moon landing. Yes it really did happen.

Of course it did.
And there is no reason now to go back.

[cantthinkofanything]

Top 5 Mel Gibson Movies:

Road Warrior
Signs
Lethal Weapon
Braveheart
Conspiracy Theory

[mrsmaalox]

top 5 kids children's' books

Good Night Moon
Ferdinand
Steadfast Soldier
Velveteen Rabbit
Scarlet Letter

That's a bullshit list without Go Dog Go! included on it.

[The Gemini Method]

That's a bullshit list without Go Dog Go! included on it.

That and no Green Eggs and Ham? No A Light in the Attic? What about Everybody Poops! You'd at least think Cantthink would put that in his top 5...

[Avante]

Top Five mytical places.

1.Valhalla
2.Skull Island
3.Hyboria
4.Barsoon
5.Melniborn

[mrsmaalox]

That and no Green Eggs and Ham? No A Light in the Attic? What about Everybody Poops! You'd at least think Cantthink would put that in his top 5...

I feel sorry for his kids :depressed

[cantthinkofanything]

That's a bullshit list without Go Dog Go! included on it.


That and no Green Eggs and Ham? No A Light in the Attic? What about Everybody Poops! You'd at least think Cantthink would put that in his top 5...

yeah...can't believe I didn't get any Dr. Seuss on there. my bad. I didn't spend more than 20 seconds.

[cantthinkofanything]

I feel sorry for his kids :depressed

I have no idea about Light in the Attic or Everybody Poops though...

[cantthinkofanything]

I have no idea about Light in the Attic or Everybody Poops though...

snap...I just saw the cover...I do remember now. I would have though of Where the Sidewalk Ends first.

[cantthinkofanything]

top 5 things that would hurt if you shoved them in your butt and they broke

1) beer bottle
2) lightbulb
3) glass baseball bat
4) habanero pepper
5) Barbie Doll

[Avante]

Grow up little guy, ok?

[The Gemini Method]

yeah...can't believe I didn't get any Dr. Seuss on there. my bad. I didn't spend more than 20 seconds.


I have no idea about Light in the Attic or Everybody Poops though...

I didn't go into an extensive list because, well, I was reading stuff beyond my peers at a young age. I regret that, though, so I put two of my personal favorites. I put Shel Silverstein's A Light in the Attic because of the wonderment and the introductory feel of its prose. I think it is simple enough for even youngsters to understand but at least give them exposure to more headier stuff. Everybody Poops is a funny book and more aligned to the Cantthink mantra to be honest.

[TeyshaBlue]

Top 5 sequential whole numbers < 6.
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5

[cantthinkofanything]

I didn't go into an extensive list because, well, I was reading stuff beyond my peers at a young age. I regret that, though, so I put two of my personal favorites. I put Shel Silverstein's A Light in the Attic because of the wonderment and the introductory feel of its prose. I think it is simple enough for even youngsters to understand but at least give them exposure to more headier stuff. Everybody Poops is a funny book and more aligned to the Cantthink mantra to be honest.

I have to admit I'm intrigued with a tome brave enough to tackle the stigma of evacuation among ones peers as a child. Hopefully they will have it for Kindle.

[Avante]

Top Five one hit wonders.

1.Phil Phillips....Sea of Love
2.Looking Glass...Brandy
3.Question Mark & The Mysterians....96 Tears
4.Warren Zevon..Werewolfs of London
5.Maurice Williams & The Zodiacs...Stay

[ohmwrecker]

The Eagles are fucking horrible. They almost single-handedly killed rock and roll.

[Avante]

The Eagles are fucking horrible. They almost single-handedly killed rock and roll.

Another dumb take, wow!

[ohmwrecker]

I thought you weren't responding to me anymore. AND in someone's else's thread at that! Tsk. tsk.

[xmas1997]

Another dumb take, wow!

I am beginning to think that ohmwrecker is akin to an idiot, and at the very least a moronic tone deaf nincompoop!

[bigzak25]

I'm gonna listen to hotel cali right now just cuz u said that.

[Avante]

I thought you weren't responding to me anymore. AND in someone's else's thread at that! Tsk. tsk.

I decided it was more fun to slap ya around.

[Avante]

I am beginning to think that ohmwrecker is akin to an idiot, and at the very least a moronic tone deaf nincompoop!

He...OBVIOUSLY...doesn't know music.

[ohmwrecker]

:lol you guys are so easy.

...but, seriously, The Eagles suck.

[ohmwrecker]

.

[Avante]

While there are bands I like better we can't ignore...


copy

They are the fifth-highest-selling music act and highest-selling American band in
US history. No American band sold more records than the Eagles during the ...

[ohmwrecker]

I'm not saying that they didn't masterfully suck and cater to the lowest common denominator of commercial success and mass appeal . . . I said they are horrible.

[bigzak25]

Its a good song. You miss out. But the rest of their stuff sucks, I agree.

[Avante]

I'm not saying that they didn't masterfully suck and cater to the lowest common denominator of commercial success and mass appeal . . . I said they are horrible.

Well since I can name a few 100 recording artists you or most have never heard of I don't fall into...."mass appeal". They were a good band with a lot of songs that worked. Only an idiot would fail to see that.

Dude, I just mixed...

Bogus Ben Convington
Vera Hall
Rollie Lee Johnson
Frank Evans
Alec Seaward
Asa Martin
Nellie Florence
Edward Thompson
Eli Framer
Jimmie Strothers
Homer Callahan

......and I think The Eagles are among the top 10 rock bands ever.

[Avante]

We always have those who think reading some obscure author or listening to some obscure artist gives them depth, they are above and beyond Joe Average.

I've heard some old blues cats with one song....no not a record...one song. That's as obscure as it gets. I've also read guys like James Whitehead, who has only one work of any note and it is a must read....JOINER.

But....there is a reason Poe, London, Steinbeck etc get the props they do, and why Robert Johnson is far superior to any old obscure bluesman. They are good.

[Clipper Nation]

I decided it was more fun to slap ya around.
^ Welcher with the usuals

[Cry Havoc]

While there are bands I like better we can't ignore...


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They are the fifth-highest-selling music act and highest-selling American band in
US history. No American band sold more records than the Eagles during the ...

Britney Spears is one of the best selling artists of all time. I guess she, NSync, and Backstreet Boys have to be considered some of the best musical groups of all time.

This is why no one uses the popularity argument for quality. Because the public is stupid and they buy what's spoon fed to them.

[RD2191]

:lolWhat kind of queer thinks Eagles suck? Lying eyes, New Kid in Town, Peaceful Easy Feeling, Take it easy, Take it to the limit, One of these nights, Hotel California, and many more. GTFO. What bands do you like ohmwrecker?

[mrsmaalox]

The Eagles are probably in the top 5 American bands. I am not a huge fan, but mostly because the pre-Hotel California stuff all sounds the same and there's just too damn much of it. The addition of Joe Walsh and Tim Schmidt, and their need to compete with their arch rivals and vastly musically superior Steely Dan, resulted in an excellent new sound and of course, one of the greatest records of all time, Hotel California. They had a few good years then, but lost it again due to in fighting and the firing of Don Felder. I went to one of the first Hell Freezes Over shows and it was absolutely wonderful, then went to the show at the ATT Center about 5 years ago and it was an absolute snoozefest. Best part was Joe Walsh doing old James Gang stuff.

[ohmwrecker]

:lolWhat kind of queer thinks Eagles suck? Lying eyes, New Kid in Town, Peaceful Easy Feeling, Take it easy, Take it to the limit, One of these nights, Hotel California, and many more. GTFO. What bands do you like ohmwrecker?

I hate the Eagles because they took something good (late sixties/early seventies country/folk rock) and turned into mushy palatable pablum for the masses. They, and their ilk, took all the danger and excitement out of rock and roll and replaced it with a vanilla blandness that led to the self-centered, ego maniacal, artless rock star attitude that penetrated the late seventies and eighties, ruined country music to this very day and prolonged the careers of countless, boring, talentless, commercial, hack musicians who should of never been allowed to record music in the first place. Joe Walsh was the only member of the Eagles with one ounce of rock and roll attitude in his whole body. The rest of those guys are lame, selfish, soulless idiots with no sense of humor and possessing no excitement factor at all.

Thank Allah for punk, without which, rock and roll would have died completely at the hand of the Eagles.

[cantthinkofanything]

I hate the Eagles because they took something good (late sixties/early seventies country/folk rock) and turned into mushy palatable pablum for the masses. They, and their ilk, took all the danger and excitement out of rock and roll and replaced it with a vanilla blandness that led to the self-centered, ego maniacal, artless rock star attitude that penetrated the late seventies and eighties, ruined country music to this very day and prolonged the careers of countless, boring, talentless, commercial, hack musicians who should of never been allowed to record music in the first place. Joe Walsh was the only member of the Eagles with one ounce of rock and roll attitude in his whole body. The rest of those guys are lame, selfish, soulless idiots with no sense of humor and possessing no excitement factor at all.


sure...but what do you think about the Eagles?

[ohmwrecker]

Don't get me started on the Eagles, man...

[cantthinkofanything]

so is Linda Ronstadt broke or not? they were talking on the radio like she was but the internets says she's doing OK. other than Parkinson's.
I like that chick

[cantthinkofanything]

I like this groovy clip...

9JbKcQzXaSA

[ohmwrecker]

so is Linda Ronstadt broke or not? they were talking on the radio like she was but the internets says she's doing OK. other than Parkinson's.
I like that chick

Yeah, I don't have anything against her other than her association with the Eagles. At least she prolonged her career by trying different genres and challenging herself. Frey and Henley have played it safe and produced nothing interesting their entire careers. I don't know if she's broke or not. I do know that she got really fat and is basically a shut-in now. It's a shame because she was cute as a button when she was younger. She had a really great voice too.

[RD2191]

:lolWorst take of all time. Name some of your fav bands.

[RD2191]

Do the Eagles claim to be rock and roll? I always felt they were a bit of a country/rock band.

[ohmwrecker]

:lolWorst take of all time. Name some of your fav bands.

Why do I need to justify myself to you? You are widely regarded as a complete and total retard.

[ohmwrecker]

Do the Eagles claim to be rock and roll? I always felt they were a bit of a country/rock band.

You are stupid and you can't read.

[RD2191]

:lolWhy are you dodging the question? Answer my question.

[ohmwrecker]

:lolWhy are you dodging the question? Answer my question.

I'm not dodging anything. There are a lot of bands I like. I'm not wasting my time putting together an Avante-style list for the likes of you.

[RD2191]

Because you have shit taste in music. Your only reason for hating the Eagle is that they're popular. Sorry they're too mainstream for your edgy self.

[RD2191]

Punk music? :lmao

[spurraider21]

Punk music? :lmao
:cry the devil's music

:lol

[RD2191]

:cry the devil's music

:lol
Punk rock is the Devil! Waterboy:lol

[ohmwrecker]

Because you have shit taste in music. Your only reason for hating the Eagle is that they're popular. Sorry they're too mainstream for your edgy self.

You can't read.

[ohmwrecker]

How about you make a list of your ten favorite bands and I will tell you if I like them or not. If I think they suck, I will tell you why.

[RD2191]

I'm not the one hating one of the Greatest Country/Rock bands of all time. I want to know which bands you think are better.

[spurraider21]

i dont hate the eagles, but i do think they're overrated. i wouldn't have them anywhere near my top 10. i dont really care for anything they've put out that doesn't appear on their greatest hits album

[ohmwrecker]

I'm not the one hating one of the Greatest Country/Rock bands of all time. I want to know which bands you think are better.

Almost everybody.

[RD2191]

Name a few.

[RD2191]

You can't say a band sucks and then not name who you think is better.

[ohmwrecker]

You can't say a band sucks and then not name who you think is better.

Sure I can. That sounds like some arbitrary rule that you just made up.

[RD2191]

Well all that does is confirm you're a huge faggot with shit taste in music.

[RD2191]

That's like me saying, dude, mustangs fucking suck, but I can't name a better car. I just know they suck.

[ohmwrecker]

Well all that does is confirm you're a huge faggot with shit taste in music.

No, it doesn't. If you said that a band that I like sucked, I wouldn't automatically assume you have shit taste in music.

:lol you are awfully sensitive about the Eagles. Who's the faggot?

[RD2191]

You, obviously. You're too queer to name a band that you think is better.

[ohmwrecker]

You, obviously. You're too queer to name a band that you think is better.

How is that queer? I not naming a band and it's frustrating you that I won't do it because you so desperately want to mock whatever band I name. I'm smarter than you. You are the kind of guy who calls people a faggot because the are smarter than you . . . in other words, a moron.

[RD2191]

What you are is a bitch. How are you gonna talk shit and then not back it up? That's something only a bitch would do. And smarter? How? Just because I'm calling you out means you're smarter? LOL

[ohmwrecker]

What you are is a bitch. How are you gonna talk shit and then not back it up? That's something only a bitch would do. And smarter? How? Just because I'm calling you out means you're smarter? LOL

I already did back it up by explaining why I hate the Eagles. You are waiting for me to name a band so you can say they suck and I'm not playing your game.

:lol "calling you out"

[RD2191]

So name a better band that doesn't suck.

[ohmwrecker]

Man, you're dumb.

[RD2191]

No, you're just being a bitch. You're scared of me mocking you? Really?

[RD2191]

Eagles ruined music:cry

[ohmwrecker]

No, you're just being a bitch. You're scared of me mocking you? Really?

I'm not scared of you in the least.

[ohmwrecker]

Eagles ruined music:cry

Almost.

[RD2191]

Yes you are. You're scared of me making fun of your shitty taste in music.

[RD2191]

So who saved music? Greenday?:lmao

[RD2191]

Nirvana?:lmao

[RD2191]

Be back later, maybe you can think of something by then.

[ohmwrecker]

Yes you are. You're scared of me making fun of your shitty taste in music.

I don't care if you think I have shitty taste. I'm just not going to play your game. It's fucking hilarious how you keep insisting even though I've told you in plain English (is that the problem?) that I'm not going to do it. I have telegraphed this entire conversation and you are back on page one. Maybe you should step outside and get some fresh air to your brain.

[ohmwrecker]

Be back later, maybe you can think of something by then.

I already gave you an alternative. Name 3 bands and I will tell you if they are better than the Eagles.

[ohmwrecker]

So who saved music? Greenday?:lmao


Nirvana?:lmao

You are clueless.

[spurraider21]

Nirvana?:lmao
nirvana isn't punk. its grunge

[RD2191]

Name a band or admit your opinion is garbage and you have shit taste in music.

[RD2191]

nirvana isn't punk. its grunge
I know that, but he said the 80s were shit in music. So I'm guessing he's one of those dudes that thinks early 90s rock saved music.

[ohmwrecker]

I didn't say that.

[Clipper Nation]

Lil B > The Eagles

[johnsmith]

Robdiaz is quickly becoming the toughest guy on spurstalk

[RD2191]

Robdiaz is quickly becoming the toughest guy on spurstalk
And don't you forget it.

[johnsmith]

And don't you forget it.

That's about right

[Avante]

Almost everybody.

If you're going to constantly criticize and run your mouth how about actually rattling off a few bands you find ...wow...ok? This.....me actually list something?......totally sucks.

I'm dead serious when I say I could rattle off every single pre 1930 bluesman in a matter of minutes right here and right now, yep, right off the top of my head and you can't even......well I really like these 10 artists....you really this fucking lazy?

Dude, give me your ten favorite acts and I'll let you know what I think of them, ok? In other words...YOU...do something,..ok?

[ohmwrecker]

Woosh!

[cantthinkofanything]

here...for the sake of saving time and internets space...here's the end of this thread...

ohm: ok, here's my list (list of 10 bands)
Avante: hmmm...not bad...but...(inserts obscure list of people that may or may not have even existed because no one gives a shit to check)
Avante: now this...(inserts link (that may or may not work) to a you tube video)
before robdiaz can respond to ohm's list:
xmas: blahblabhabaa smiley face
Blake : blblblaabablajaoidjfaoifajdioa smiley face
xmas: blahahhaghagha
chump : what makes you think that
sbm: Avante is awesoem blallafalflalfafa
rest of thread - Blake, sbm, Avante, and xmas in a clusterfuck of lists and emojis

[The Gemini Method]

Ever hear of Jelly Bean Meatloaf Johnson's duet with Billie Holiday's backup singer Chlamydia Constance? Yeah didn't think so.

[RandomGuy]

I'm not scared of you in the least.

I wouldn't be scared of rob mocking anyone. That threat reminds me of this picture

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8qHBRE-yh60/UFTaXW499II/AAAAAAAACcE/m7wbTCixe4s/s640/andre_giant.jpg

[RD2191]

2 faggots, in ohmwrecker and rg,nothing to see here

[Avante]

here...for the sake of saving time and internets space...here's the end of this thread...

ohm: ok, here's my list (list of 10 bands)
Avante: hmmm...not bad...but...(inserts obscure list of people that may or may not have even existed because no one gives a shit to check)
Avante: now this...(inserts link (that may or may not work) to a you tube video)
before robdiaz can respond to ohm's list:
xmas: blahblabhabaa smiley face
Blake : blblblaabablajaoidjfaoifajdioa smiley face
xmas: blahahhaghagha
chump : what makes you think that
sbm: Avante is awesoem blallafalflalfafa
rest of thread - Blake, sbm, Avante, and xmas in a clusterfuck of lists and emojis

Dude, at what point does it hit you that we have places out there similiar to this one where everyone there is a blues freak? Google....prewar blues....and you'll see TONS and TONS and TONS of places talking about it. Not to mention post prewar.

I own 12 big books on the topic and own over 5000 CDS/tapes featuring them blues. I don't make up shit, ok? And, you will not find anyone anywhere who knows more about the music than I do. Why you struggle with this so...???

Just last night I mixed a tape featuring primitive Alabama. Now who do you know of who knows about....

Daddy Stovepipe
Bullet Williams
William Harris....some try to stick him in Mississippi, nope-Alabama.
Lucille Bogan
Sonny Scott
Alabama Jug Band
Boweavil Jackson
Peanut the Kidnapper
Jaybird Coleman
Ed Bell
Birmingham Jug Band
Edward Thompson
Eli Framer
Marshall Owens
Bob Campbell

....it doesn't get anymore primitive than Alabama. This is as raw as it gets.

I have only a few passions, but the ones I have I'm 100% into.....ok little fella?

[Avante]

Ever hear of Jelly Bean Meatloaf Johnson's duet with Billie Holiday's backup singer Chlamydia Constance? Yeah didn't think so.

We did have,...

Jellyroll Anderson a St.Louis guitar player.singer.

Jellyroll Morton a legendary jazzman.

"Beans" Marlow who performed in the old traveling minstrel shows.

[Avante]

Woosh!

You aren't going to do shit amigo, so stop getting in the way...ok?

[RD2191]

If you're going to constantly criticize and run your mouth how about actually rattling off a few bands you find ...wow...ok? This.....me actually list something?......totally sucks.

I'm dead serious when I say I could rattle off every single pre 1930 bluesman in a matter of minutes right here and right now, yep, right off the top of my head and you can't even......well I really like these 10 artists....you really this fucking lazy?

Dude, give me your ten favorite acts and I'll let you know what I think of them, ok? In other words...YOU...do something,..ok?
Go easy on him, he's obviously a coward.

[Avante]

Go easy on him, he's obviously a coward.

He's just another know nothing big mouth talking shit in hiding. Yep, a coward!

Nobody is saying The Eagles were the best ever, but they are without question in that upper ecelon of rock bands. Only a total dummy or some dumb kid who gets off on stupid rap crap wouldn't get that.