Avante interviews Johnny Football

[Avante]

Avante.....nice to meet you, ah....thought you'd be taller. Have a seat.
Johnny....the great Avante, wow!

Avante....ha~~~ Johnny, you are now in a different world, your...just having fun, it's all about fun....has to go. You are now dealing with grown men who have families, college was....have fun....ok?
Johnny....as long as I show up and do the job, who cares what I do on my time?

Avante....right there tells me you are clueless Johnny, EVERYONE... cares about what you do now. You have obligations to a city, a franchise and your teammates, it's no longer about....is Johnny having fun? Those days are over and you really do need to realize that.
Johnny....I'm a young man an....
Avante...fuck that Johnny, nobody gives a shit about that. The bottom line now is can you put your team in a position to win. Nobody gives a shit about are you having fun being young and all.
Johnny...so what would you do in my position?
Avante...I'd start by shutting up about....just having fun....ok? Then I'd zero in on nothing but football. I'd start picking the brain of my vets. I'd also stop tweeting and dealing with the fans and media.
Johnny....that's just not me.
Avante...it doesn't matter something else you don't seem to get.

Avante...take a good long look at the great QB's in the league, you see any of them laying on a rubber ducky looking stupid?
Johnny...wow man, you're pretty rough.
Avante...I'm simply telling you how things really are.
Johnny...ok man, thanks...I think.
Avante...no problem. One last thing.......can I have an autograph?

[spurraider21]

Avante... How old are you?
Johnny... Over 15
Avante... Not interested

[Avante]

Avante... How old are you?
Johnny... Over 15
Avante... Not interested

Avante...look at this Johnny, this is what lurks around out there, are you really concerned with people this immature?
Johnny...what was he talking about?
Avante...my Navy days and the hookers in those foreign bars.
Johnny....that would have been fun.
Avante....sheesh~~~~

[Blake]

Avante...no problem. One last thing.......can I have an autograph?

You call him short and stupid then ask for an autograph.

You're an idiot.

[Avante]

Avante....see Johnny, this is the social media. Sad isn't it?
Johnny....I don't talk to guys like Blake.
Avante...neither do I.

[Avante]

Just heard this on the NFLNetwork.

Brown lineman bragging on Hoyer.

Trust me on this one......Johnny Football will totally blow it as a back up, if he stays there very long.

[manufan10]

What was the whole point of this "interview?" Also, not very professional to be cursing during your interview. I hope you get fired.

[Avante]

What was the whole point of this "interview?" Also, not very professional to be cursing during your interview. I hope you get fired.

It's obvious to me it's time some veteran sat the kid down and explained things to him, it's real obvious he isn't getting it. If he were getting it he'd shut up about Johnny having fun. He's in the work world now and as we all know nobody gives a shit if you are having fun or not.

People tend to pay closer attention once ya let them know you have no limits.

[DJR210]

No matter the forum..


...OP is still a faggot

[Avante]

No matter the forum..


...OP is still a faggot

And no matter what the forum here you....STILL..humping away. Dude, why not go bug others, ok?

[Clipper Nation]

Avante: "Can I suck your dick?"
Manziel: "SECURITY!"

[Avante]

Avante: "Can I suck your dick?"
Manziel: "SECURITY!"

CN...nice to meet you Johnny.
Johnny....Dude, please stop humping my leg...ok?
CN...fuck you faggot.
Johnny...if I were your size I'd keep my mouth shut, ok?
CN...you're a faggot.
Johnny...let me guess, 5-4?

[manufan10]

What a stupid thread. :lol

[Clipper Nation]

CN...nice to meet you Johnny.
Johnny....Dude, please stop humping my leg...ok?
CN...fuck you faggot.
Johnny...if I were your size I'd keep my mouth shut, ok?
CN...you're a faggot.
Johnny...let me guess, 5-4?

Didn't read, faggot

[DJR210]

And no matter what the forum here you....STILL..humping away. Dude, why not go bug others, ok?

Only a dumb fuck would need to edit a post that simple :lol

[Avante]

What a stupid thread. :lol

That coming from a guy who posted this, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210575

[Avante]

Didn't read, faggot

What a fucking retard.

[Avante]

Only a dumb fuck would need to edit a post that simple :lol

You're boring half pint.

[manufan10]

That coming from a guy who posted this, hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.spurstalk.com/forums/showthread.php?t=210575

At least that was thread worthy, and not some fake interview that no one wants to read. :lol

[Avante]

At least that was thread worthy, and not some fake interview that no one wants to read. :lol

It was shit guy that's why nobody responded. It was...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dude, worry about you...ok? Do you see me entering threads just to wimper and whine?

Speaking of your Cowboys, hows 9-7 sound?

[manufan10]

It was shit guy that's why nobody responded. It was...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Dude, worry about you...ok? Do you see me entering threads just to wimper and whine?

Speaking of your Cowboys, hows 9-7 sound?

The only responses to your threads are people laughing at you. :lol

As long as they're better than 8-8 again.

[Avante]

The only responses to your threads are people laughing at you.

As long as they're better than 8-8 again.

Most my threads are geared to get a reaction, as ya can see it works. Trust me slick there is nobody at ST that I don't laugh at.

[DJR210]

You're boring half pint.

You geriatric fuck

[Avante]

You geriatric fuck

Don't you ever get tired of that shit? Come on man...GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DJR210]

Don't you ever get tired of that shit? Come on man...GROW UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With your fucking liver spotted hands..

[Avante]

With your fucking liver spotted hands..

It really does bug ya that you don't know shit about anything doesn't it slick? Then ya see me who knows it all and ya can't stand it, hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It must hurt being as stupid as you are.

[Clipper Nation]

What a fucking retard.
Yeah, you are one...

[benefactor]

No matter the forum..


...OP is still a faggot

[Bill_Brasky]

Pink this fucking faggot already, this ball sniffer geys way too much leniency.

[DJR210]

Seriously, who the fuck enacts complex roleplayed conversations with football players on message boards? Then bitches when the average user talks shit about it?

Avante you always talk about how well off you and Judy are, but I am starting to think you're probably an acne faced, no social life having young faggot who is really embracing a fictional online persona of an old, self-proclaimed historian/subject matter expert. "Avante" has to be a made up character.

If you are so well off, why not tour the world, go on a cruise, hit the golf course, entertain some escorts, hell, anything is better than fabricating conversations with Johnny Manziell on message boards. All bullshit aside, this is truly sad, and makes me fear the day that all of my kids are grown, my sex life is non-existent, and my joy in life is driving around looking for yard sales and posting worthless lists on forums.

#prayersforavante

[Daniel Sedin]

#prayersforavante

Actually, you just gave away that you are ten.

[ColinB]

Seriously might be the worst thread I have come across on the internet.

Which says a lot considering I have clicked on other ones created by you.

[Blake]

Seriously, who the fuck enacts complex roleplayed conversations with football players on message boards? Then bitches when the average user talks shit about it?

Avante you always talk about how well off you and Judy are, but I am starting to think you're probably an acne faced, no social life having young faggot who is really embracing a fictional online persona of an old, self-proclaimed historian/subject matter expert. "Avante" has to be a made up character.

If you are so well off, why not tour the world, go on a cruise, hit the golf course, entertain some escorts, hell, anything is better than fabricating conversations with Johnny Manziell on message boards. All bullshit aside, this is truly sad, and makes me fear the day that all of my kids are grown, my sex life is non-existent, and my joy in life is driving around looking for yard sales and posting worthless lists on forums.

#prayersforavante

"well off" to Avante is making $3k a month and going to yard sales every weekend.

[DJR210]

Seriously might be the worst thread I have come across on the internet.

Which says a lot considering I have clicked on other ones created by you.

inb4 he goes in your profile and searches your created threads looking for one that doesn't consist of 7 pages of people insulting you for being a lame, old faggot

[Avante]

Seriously, who the fuck enacts complex roleplayed conversations with football players on message boards? Then bitches when the average user talks shit about it?

Avante you always talk about how well off you and Judy are, but I am starting to think you're probably an acne faced, no social life having young faggot who is really embracing a fictional online persona of an old, self-proclaimed historian/subject matter expert. "Avante" has to be a made up character.

If you are so well off, why not tour the world, go on a cruise, hit the golf course, entertain some escorts, hell, anything is better than fabricating conversations with Johnny Manziell on message boards. All bullshit aside, this is truly sad, and makes me fear the day that all of my kids are grown, my sex life is non-existent, and my joy in life is driving around looking for yard sales and posting worthless lists on forums.

#prayersforavante


Then there's always reality.

In case ya haven't noticed I usually click on in the evening, yep, then I have the time. Judy has a daycare business and we do take a three week vacation every year, that's why I'm always gone for about a month. Between the two of us we bring in around 85,000 a year. So $$$$$ will never be a problem.

I confess I need to try and fit in more than stand out. And I think I will at least here because "serious" football is just around the corner.

This thread was more about the need for somebody to grab the little shit and shake some sense into the boy, he really doesn't get it. I seriously doubt anyone actually read all that dribble.

Been into football/track/music all my life, was playing /running as soon as I could. I really am the real deal when it comes to the where,what and when when it comes to my interests. That is very real.

Some like you enjoy bugging others, I don't play that. You never see me entering threads just to be a pest, so we all can be criticized.

[Avante]

Seriously might be the worst thread I have come across on the internet.

Which says a lot considering I have clicked on other ones created by you.

This coming from someone who has never posted a thread. Why not show me how it's done...ok?

[ColinB]

This coming from someone who has never posted a thread. Why not show me how it's done...ok?

You should take note.

[Avante]

You should take note.

I;m not the one entering others threads playing critic when I do...0...myself. You're a leech, I'm not.

[johnsmith]

Between the two of us we bring in around 85,000 a year..

Lol...living the high life eh?

[Avante]

Lol...living the high life eh?

Nope, if we living the high life Judy wouldn't be working.

[DJR210]

Then there's always reality.

In case ya haven't noticed I usually click on in the evening, yep, then I have the time. Judy has a daycare business and we do take a three week vacation every year, that's why I'm always gone for about a month. Between the two of us we bring in around 85,000 a year. So $$$$$ will never be a problem.

I confess I need to try and fit in more than stand out. And I think I will at least here because "serious" football is just around the corner.

This thread was more about the need for somebody to grab the little shit and shake some sense into the boy, he really doesn't get it. I seriously doubt anyone actually read all that dribble.

Been into football/track/music all my life, was playing /running as soon as I could. I really am the real deal when it comes to the where,what and when when it comes to my interests. That is very real.

Some like you enjoy bugging others, I don't play that. You never see me entering threads just to be a pest, so we all can be criticized.

No, you enter the site to be a pest

[DJR210]

This coming from someone who has never posted a thread. Why not show me how it's done...ok?

:lmao called that shit ^

[Avante]

No, you enter the site to be a pest

WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????

Dude, I make ever attempt to talk football here. Sure the Interview thing sucked but 99% of the time all I want here is to talk football. I talk football on other sites with no problems at all. Here we have a very immature gang, that's the only problem.

Why not cool the critic bit, you seem to think you make a good one.

[DJR210]

WHAT?????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????

Dude, I make ever attempt to talk footbaoll here. Sure the Interview thing sucked but 99% of the time all I want here is to talk football. I talk football on other sites with no problems at all. Here we have a very immature gang, that's the only problem.

You should obviously post there then, right?

[Avante]

You should obviously post there then, right?

Dude.....I do...ok?

Wow!

Why not originate threads about things that interest you instead of going around all worried about everyone else...ok?

[DJR210]

You make no sense..you post threads, but don't want me to post my feedback on the topic? Do you think we are going to continue your little fairy tale romance with Johnny Manziell?

:lol delusional
:lol senile
:lol faggot

[Avante]

You make no sense..you post threads, but don't want me to post my feedback on the topic? Do you think we are going to continue your little fairy tale romance with Johnny Manziell?

:lol delusional
:lol senile
:lol faggot

You saw that as a romance...hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think the kid is a spoiled brat and a jerk. He doesn't have a clue what's going on and this is going to have a sad ending. He's simply not ready for the adult world, not unlike you.

Why not go bug those more on your level, ok little man?

[johnsmith]

Lol, 85k

[Blake]

Lol, 85k

36k of that is Avante's

[Avante]

Ok getting serious here.

Don't you guys think somebody needs to sit Johnny down and explain his new life to him? Let's be honest, he really isn't getting it.

[spurraider21]

Ok getting serious here.

Don't you guys think somebody needs to sit Johnny down and explain his new life to him? Let's be honest, he really isn't getting it.
there is a designated cleveland browns thread with tons of conversation about manziel... both on and off the field, without anybody resorting to fake interviews to get their points across

[Avante]

there is a designated cleveland browns thread with tons of conversation about manziel... both on and off the field, without anybody resorting to fake interviews to get their points across

Since I'm not a Browns fan I had no reason to go there. So I need to go there if I wanna talk about Manziel...right?

So what we really need here is 32 threads one for each team and stay in those threads when talking about the season...right?

Did you tell the guy who started the Andre Johnson thread to keep it in the Houston Texans thread? Did we really need a San Antonio Raiders thread? The possiible move couldn't have been talked about in the Raider thread?

You have any idea how many threads are out there that could have been put somewhere else? Why not tell Trill to talk about Clowney in the Houston Texan thread?

Why didn't you tell johnsmith a thread about beating women has no place here on a football forum? Why not tell the OP of this thread that threads about posters really doesn't belong? How come ya didn't tell Blake to talk about C.J.Spiler in the Bills thread?

Well?

[Blake]

As long as he plays great on the field, who cares what he does off the field