I hate hate hate...

[SpursFanDan]

My moms fucking quaker parrot, since she babied it, and raised it since it was young its attached to her. But don't try and mess with it because it hates everyone else. Its a mean little fucker and its loud as hell. She's also got a parakeet, and its nothing compared to that green fucker. Sure its smart and says a couple of words that you can barely understand, but I would like nothing more than to pull its feathers out and fry that little fucker. The louder you get, the louder it gets, it never stops.

Oh, and laker fans.

[Samr]

We have two parrots. One macaw, and one cockatoo. The cockatoo is a sweethart, and the macaw is batshit crazy. But they are both far too much maintainance, especially for 60 some-odd years.

Sometimes I wonder how they taste.

[Kori Ellis]

:lmao This is a funny thread. One time we were in a pet store and LJ was so annoyed with the parrot there that he wanted to kill it before we left. We were only there for 30 minutes; I can't imagine living around one.

[Horry For 3!]

We have 2 parrots. 1 male & 1 female. The male parrot never shuts up :bang.