What Kind of Hell Is This My Pops Unleashed Upon Me?

[Koolaid_Man]

Fuck man....a muthafucking job...I ain't used to this shit....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations....fuck fuck fuck...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this shit from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bullshit fucked up....However I have fucked one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my cock for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a bitch and then you die :lol

[spurraider21]

Fuck man....a muthafucking job...I ain't used to this shit....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations....fuck fuck fuck...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this shit from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bullshit fucked up....However I have fucked one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my cock for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a bitch and then you die :lol
this feels like a copypasta tbh

[Koolaid_Man]

this feels like a copypasta tbh



Yeah from my brain to the keyboard to the bits and bytes on the screen :lol

[-21-]

You'll get used to it Kool. :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

I don't think so...Imma give this shit 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism :lol

[313]

Kool Aids Man, you need psychiatric help. 100% serious.

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool Aids Man, you psychiatric help. 100% serious.

I don't disagree...:lol

[RsxPiimp]

Hard not to get jealous of Kool. Dudes livin:toast the life.

[Thebesteva]

I don't think so...Imma give this shit 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism :lol

Trying so hard to troll, failing as always

[RobbyH]

what kind of company would want to take a gimp in for a board presentation?

[JohnnyMax]

http://i.imgur.com/iqolBFq.png

[hater]

Going back to a 9-5 after a hiatus is no joke imo

90% of it all just feels out of place and a waste of time.

[Plum Island]

I don't think so...Imma give this shit 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism :lol

Piss on your boss's desk.
With your pants still down and one leg up on the desk (with some urine splash hitting your boss)- howl like an insane wolf.

After you're fired- claim insanity and go for welfare or disability.
Then- if you can keep from spending the money on drugs and tricks, you can get the lazy lifestyle you so richly deserve.

You're welcome brother.

[Koolaid_Man]

Piss on your boss's desk.
With your pants still down and one leg up on the desk (with some urine splash hitting your boss)- howl like an insane wolf.

After you're fired- claim insanity and go for welfare or disability.
Then- if you can keep from spending the money on drugs and tricks, you can get the lazy lifestyle you so richly deserve.

You're welcome brother.

You're alright...may we smoke a stoogie in peace one day :toast

[Plum Island]

You're alright...may we smoke a stoogie in peace one day :toast

As long as you don't attempt to sue me if things go awry- we're cool.

I'm not a Jew, but they think I am and I use that to my advantage. Without conscience.
As in Attorney's and CPA's and shit so nobody messes with the money.

Capiche?

Good. Then stogies it is.

[Franklin]

You don't need to force yourself to work anyway, Kool. You're a legit American citizen so you're even more privileged than the beeners to collect paychecks and live on them. Get paid without doing anything just like your desired dad Kobe, tbh.

[Buddy Mignon]

Fuck man....a muthafucking job...I ain't used to this shit....getting up listening to assholes talk about board presentations....fuck fuck fuck...I wish Kobe was my daddy so I don't have to work...I swear man I ain't taking this shit from these crackas man...my Pops got life and bullshit fucked up....However I have fucked one Ho on the job and got another one...all in a good weeks time.....ohh yeah I moved up from the mail room to the boardroom all within a span of 3 days...but man I'm use to sleeping in till about 10 or so...stroking my cock for a good 10 min and then watching reruns of Expendables 2....life is a bitch and then you die :lol

Hey Kool... just don't be fucking any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the bitch with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour bitches too. These girls typically fuck just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the competitive juices from these bitches... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office bitches love to snack on shit... won't be long before they're snacking on your cock if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.:toast

[Koolaid_Man]

Hey Kool... just don't be fucking any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the bitch with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour bitches too. These girls typically fuck just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the competitive juices from these bitches... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office bitches love to snack on shit... won't be long before they're snacking on your cock if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.:toast

:lmao I bow :worthy: before thee oh great LakaLuva :lol

Straight pimp shit

[DPG21920]

This is the first time I have legitimately felt sad for you.

[DMC]

Hey Kool... just don't be fucking any ol piece of pussy in the office. You'll set yourself up for failure. Find the bitch with the most clout and take her down. Now you can basically do anything... show up late, call in sick, take long lunch breaks. Get in good with the Happy Hour bitches too. These girls typically fuck just about anything... just like men. I know some of these Spurfans are married to these type girls. Also, woman love what they can't have, too... place a picture of a fine chic on your desk so that everyone can see it. This will bring out the competitive juices from these bitches... they love to steal a man in a relationship. Set up a mint jar, or bring pastries and candy on a regular. These office bitches love to snack on shit... won't be long before they're snacking on your cock if you play it right. Happy fishing, brotha.:toast
We all know the sand fleas work for less because they are mentally incapable of ingenuity. Don't get mad.

[DJR210]

What happened to you Koolaid_Man?

[m>s]

Fake ni66er shtick hey op fuck you

[TDMVPDPOY]

spittin and jerking another mans dick, lol his job

[Ghazi]

He definitely needs mental help, he just conjures lies non stop on a message board. Considering hes black its likely doesnt even know who his dad is

[Ghazi]

Or is he pretending to be black? Who knows with this chump behind a keyboard.

[BlackSwordsMan]

you're a tax paying citizen now
welcome to the world kool

[BlackSwordsMan]

how many hot asians girls there

[Cry Havoc]

:lmao I bow :worthy: before thee oh great LakaLuva :lol

Straight pimp shit

Hey Kori, why don't you just tell TimVP that to his face instead of posting it here. :lol

[Axegrinder]

McBurgerflipper

[Mao Zedong]

I don't think so...Imma give this shit 6 more weeks and then see if I can draw some type of unemployment....does anyone know a good way to get fired so you still draw unemployment...Imma just tell Pops they fired me because of racism :lol

Dunno if that works with wiggers.

[Robz4000]

spittin and jerking another mans dick, lol his job

:lol

[Buddy Mignon]

I think that the funniest part of this whole Bobby Ewing is alive dream sequence these two are trying to pretend is legit is that they both try to act like either one of them has ever seen a vagina, let alone touched one.

Mopping up the men's room floor at his local Roy Rogers for the 3AM shift isn't really that much of a job Kool


Its funny you say that... when I went on a pussy pic posting tirade you niggas ran and told Kori. When Kool was dropping you niggas porn for Valentine's Day... you niggas ran and told Kori. I bet it would been all good if we would have been sending you cock pics.

[Mao Zedong]

Kool now has Spurs fanbois? :wow

What's next? Anonymous douches will ask Kori to take down the "lol" thread?

[Ghazi]

This guy made up a story about having a rich dad.. How weird is that? Of all te things to fabricate

[Koolaid_Man]

This guy made up a story about having a rich dad.. How weird is that? Of all te things to fabricate

^ this tbh. I'm a poor African living in a village..Hut...where are my BBQ bushmeat pics.....in the meantime Iran it's still hot as hell in Iran...ok BigGhaz Pad... :lol

[Koolaid_Man]

Kool now has Spurs fanbois? :wow

What's next? Anonymous douches will ask Kori to take down the "lol" thread?


I've always had them...why yall so jelly over my bitches

[Koolaid_Man]

Its funny you say that... when I went on a pussy pic posting tirade you niggas ran and told Kori. When Kool was dropping you niggas porn for Valentine's Day... you niggas ran and told Kori. I bet it would been all good if we would have been sending you cock pics.

:lol yep..I remember that big black pussy pic you posted..that bitch was kind of big boned but that pussy looked like you had just pulled out of it....LOL. and man they tell Kori faster than a jack rabbit if I send some dick in pussy links...I'm sure they'd be cool with the straight solo jerk dick scenes

[Buddy Mignon]

:lol yep..I remember that big black pussy pic you posted..that bitch was kind of big boned but that pussy looked like you had just pulled out of it....LOL. and man they tell Kori faster than a jack rabbit if I send some dick in pussy links...I'm sure they'd be cool with the straight solo jerk dick scenes

:lmao

[HI-FI]

"mailroom to the boardroom in 3 days..." is this nigga ripping off Secret of my Success?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIfBr5VVTbY
no way you're black man.